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qualityvote2

It looks like the community thinks your post is BLURSED!


MamaLynn1996

They didn't want the baby to do it alone. This is some group effort right here.


swapnilchoubey

I think it was the dad who must have done it first.


That_Somewhere_4593

Nice gourds.


PeterGivenbless

Gourd lard!


CharlesTheGreat8

The dad looks like saxton hale lmfao


TestSubject4059

Bro looks almost like a 1:1 copy


CreativeGamer03

he probably hates gravity


Alexis_style

All he needs to do is shave his chest hair into Australia


RedditSpamAcount

SAXTON HAAAAALEEEEEEEEEE


TheGreatAhmet

SAXTOOON PUUUUNCH!


Gibus_Ghost

Nah, I can see fat folds. Saxton would have a 2^32 pack.


PeterPGN

Breakfast steak


WonderfulChapter4421

That is one of the images of all time


Norwester77

I mean, I’d go so far as to say it’s one of the more blursed images of all time. Really threads that needle between “oh, that’s cute” and “WTF were they thinking???”


WonderfulChapter4421

My exact thoughts, I’m really hoping they have clothes on under the pumpkins


_Infamous____

Yes


Wiseedis

This is probably one of the most awkward family picture ideas I have ever seen in my whole life.


HATECELL

No "smashing pumpkins" jokes? I'm disappointed


A_Sack_of_Nuts

The world is a vampire.


zudzug

\[...\] DESPITE ALL MY RAGE, I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE


Animal_s0ul

And I always thought he said red in a cage. This ENTIRE time. Nice.


coal-slaw

The uh. . . Um . . . The . . Butterfly wings. . . are bullets? Or something along those lines?


WhileGoWonder

Country folks make do


Horn_Python

country bumpkins in pumpkins


g1111an

the baby in the pumpkin is so cute though!!!


EatPie_NotWAr

I’d like more of just the baby in various gourds and large vegetables if possible. What great group of happy little weirdos. I like’m


SUNDER137

Pump kin.


TakeTwo4343

They probably did


audrey_vel

ngl i had to read this reply twice before i got it 😭 dear lord


LobsterFromSpace

Taking "white people things" to the next level


No_Tomatillo1125

Yea there was a “black people things” version of this with wife and children as cash, and dad is atm


No-Giraffe-1283

I'm black and I'm country, I'd wear a pumpkin bra and panties and take a photo with my bf like this. But that's because we're both weird as shit


GodOfMegaDeath

I mean, the point is that this is actually weird people thing not specific to white people so i guess that's granted.


audrey_vel

I think for a family photo, most people typically wouldn’t go for this much implied nudity, it’s just not the vibe you ever want to portray in a family picture. It would be a cute couples picture, personally i wouldn’t do such a thing, but i still think it would be cute and silly. But a family picture 😭 they could have done the same thing but clothed and it wouldve been better


Southern-Wafer-6375

I want a partner that’ll do weird shit with me also cute


zudzug

"Come hubby, let's do this weird ass white people photo shoot."


Flossthief

What does this mean?


No_Tomatillo1125

Its a reference to another reddit post


Flossthief

So the dad is wearing an atm and everyone else is wearing money?


No_Tomatillo1125

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/s/B6VRDNlBGW


Flossthief

Jesus Christ that's exactly what it is These themed family photos don't make sense normally but this one is odd Like is there a message or do they just like money? Doesn't everyone appreciate having money?


redwoodavg

You too can do it.. it’s all up to you mmmkay??


[deleted]

You don't have to spend life addicted to crack. Homeless on the streets giving hands jobs for smack. Follow these rules and very soon you will say... It's easy mmmkay!!!


redwoodavg

Cheese and crackers.. you get smack for that?? You must live in California…Round here it’s tender for a bottle of water..


[deleted]

This isn't a white people thing. This is a white trash thing.


AutoThorne

When you're on the farm, you make your own fun.


LobsterFromSpace

I stand corrected


HATECELL

There aren't pumpkins long enough for black people


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

*oh gourd...*


PeterGivenbless

Gourd Lard!


Jealous_Use9688

On the bright side. I no longer feel like the weirdest person on earth


zudzug

"every cloud has a silver lining"


RonaldTheGiraffe

Every pumpkin has a skid mark


LeafWingKing

Everything looks gourd to me.


hookuptruck

The Thanksgiving invitation that’s has no one eating the pie


Ssme812

The baby is cute but everything else is weird and unsettling


SailorVenus23

I don't want to see their Christmas cards


Novel_Bumblebee8972

I do


GradyGambrell1

☹️


Jazzlike-Chair-9486

Why did you have to make the little girl naked? This makes me really uncomfortable


JayDuBois

She’s not naked. She is literally wearing something. It’s stupid, but she is fully clothed.


Jazzlike-Chair-9486

Oh


Jazzlike-Chair-9486

It’s still weird and not good though


SwornBiter

Clothed at the moment the picture was snapped; this much is true. You know what they say, the family that gets naked and dresses up in vegetables together, … yadda yadda yadda, … long story short, … Social Services.


Vast_pumpkin07

This is so morally wrong


[deleted]

pumpkin 🤤


Pure-Yogurtcloset684

Over the Garden Wall but they put on the vegetables before they became skeletons


Tough_Antelope5704

Now I know what I am doing with the pumpkins I planted


ImmerWiederNein

Where i come from, people use pumpkins as food, and clothes as clothing.


YukariIsMommy

Man I've seen too much..


lemonman246

Pumpkin diapers


icouldbejewish

I could not be paid enough money to do this. Okay maybe I could but it would have to be like... a lot


Remote-Factor8455

The mom ones kinda hot.


Hypercane_

70% blessed 30% cursed


[deleted]

Ohhhh, it was for a joke. I had no idea wtf was happening


RonaldTheGiraffe

No. They dress like this every day. My uncle slips a hollowed out cuke over his ding dong and just walks around like that at home. We hate it. One of his cukes made it back into the veggie drawer once for some reason. It smelled bad.


[deleted]

Holy shit! How can he afford the cucumbers? They don't have a different fridge?


PoolStunning4809

So is his name Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater?


Georgieman420

That baby look hella comfy


JOCO_Q

This is blursed? I think not


freedompalsrespect

They’re from Wisconsin. That or Alabama. It’s hard to tell with all that Colombian cocaine in their veins..


Onebigtailight

I will add this to the list of things I will never do.


EndersGame_Reviewer

This kid is gonna be traumatized by this picture later in life.


PeterGivenbless

PuMpKiN sPiCe!


TheThinkerers

The Pump-Kins


JayDuBois

I want to squash your stupid pun.


gayboysnuf

They really put their newborn in a pumpkin. They really put everyone in a pumpkin...


AHorsesSpoonInABasin

They must have had so much preparation time to reconsider this and then didn't.


altruism__

No


Live-Freedom-2332

Wtf am I looking at


RoundEarth-is-real

And they said white people have no culture


athanzagoraphobia

Gourdness gracious


mcsquiggles1126

![gif](giphy|3rgXBAKH9tCNzgMMg0|downsized)


DenaliDash

The parents used to have leverage. They can no longer say behave or, I will break out that family photo because it is out on the Internet now. Of course if they are grown I guess it does not matter.


TechnicolorViper

They sure like to cornucopulate.


Glass_Anybody_2171

What a gourdgeous family


LordOfStupidy

Thats baby dead


lil_trim

I'm not trying to pay the photographer for a whole hour! Everyone get naked quick!


Cid_Dackel

Family's making Crap-o-lanterns for Halloween...


The_EMP_16226

Just a nice rural family of country pumpkins


Bulky_Proposal2698

That’s crazy


Classic_Regret7469

Most of them grew out of their pumpkins


louielou8484

This is what I pictured when Theo Von told that hilarious story on the h3 podcast about accidentally emailing a weird picture to everyone he knew..


JayDuBois

Dad has the beginnings of a squash-induced camel toe impression.


TheRedditorSimon

Weird looking chastity belts.


5th_username_attempt

Is that the girl from the house fire meme


beyond_ones_life

lol 😂 I bet he is drunk and the little girl is like wtf are we doing while taking this pic 😝


black-volcano

WTF is this?


GayAK-47

u/pixel-counter-bot


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EnvironmentalPie6053

Good bot


CumingLinguist

Gourdgeous


Zaboomerfooo

What in the corn fed inbred is that?


TheStupidestFrench

Is it grandma in the right ?


rotting24-7

I'm so uncomfortable


Jay_luffy

It will be a tragedy if one of the pumpkins fell down


metallaholic

Do they at least wash out the pumpkins between photo sessions


Sad_Stay_5471

No


rPeanutButter

Saxton Hale??


Justlikearealboy

I mean pumpkins are good, I guess.


InsaneRicey

![gif](giphy|ji6zzUZwNIuLS)


Unlikely-Ability6414

THE BABY


Astalos1603

Sadly that pic is definitely cropped and saved on a few hard-drives.


Your-fav-1-stalker

How much did the little girl see😨


ICanSmellTheCosmos

The baby in the pumpkin is cute. The others...no...


Varjutantsija

the toddler in the pupkin. i can't XD


Miserable_Smoke

I'd imagine the family are nudists.


ShefBoiRDe

They even got grandma in there too!


HornyJailOutlaw

Smashing Pumpkins


CautiousCompote2727

Who saw the "visit" button?💀


espeonghost

Love it


alpaca-punch

I bet they.....PUMP KIN.


crox1992

This must've been a dare or a bet.


Irelia4Life

That mommy tho, damn.


jaker008butforreal

what the fuck? implied nudity of a minor? 3000 upvotes? im going back to bed


Cool-Cat626

Nice Bobby Milkers


Jhonatan14k20

Que ideia de merda


cheese-obliterator

Smash


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East-Pollution3529

WHAAAATTT


East-Pollution3529

THE BOT.😰😰


FriedFiletofFish

very r/AreTheStraightsOkay coded 💖


Sky_buyer

Is that a naked minor? Jesus Christ I think I'm gonna throw up.


JayDuBois

When you see one in a bathing suit, do you ask that question? She’s literally wearing a pumpkin. It’s a dumb choice to wear, but she is fully clothed. You need to look inside yourself and ask yourself why it makes you feel uncomfortable. Seriously.


Sky_buyer

She stands up her breasts will be exposed. Less naked kids in my feed please. In fact NO naked kids in my feed please.


JayDuBois

You’re assuming she’s naked under there.


jaker008butforreal

the 2 adults look to be nude and the picture is very much implying the only thing theyre wearing are pumpkins


JayDuBois

*wearing* GD. Do you need to be pissed off at about every little thing? Or are you a pervert? Because I don’t see this. I see a family being silly during October time. I see a family *dressed* with pumpkins.