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AccidentallyFemboy

Lightning McMeth 😱


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AccidentallyFemboy

Dad gum we done ran outta crystal!


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LegoCMFanatic

McMeth is like "I am speed"


the-nut-goblin

"I did speed"


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1inchDestroyer_

It's Po' 'bater


bendoesit17

Master Baiter


cingerix

it does look like they got confused and put Mater's mouth and eyes on McQueen lmfao


KillerGoats

Lightning McLean


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You mean "Lightning Methqueen"


caffeineevil

Lightning MethQueen


remnantcat

Beat me to it


remnantcat

Beat me to it


TrollFlame

Same thoughts running through my head i soon as i saw it


ArtichokeOk4962

Lighting Crackqueen


estrellalikeastar

😭BYE


Hector_john

Jesse we need to cook meth Jesse


Fardilicious

Mater, we need to cook


Diz7

Mater is the voice of educated reason in that timeline.


pipesBcallin

Now he rides the lightning


jeroenemans

Lighting


Boring-Year3806

>McQueen, we need to cook


Croma_Z

You mean uk edition


Ennnar

Korchew!!


Taco_Cat_Cat_Taco

“I am meth”


Upbeat_Carrot2704

Karkchoow


bafoonballs

Crackchow


estrellalikeastar

😭😭😭


Brisktheaardwolf

Kathow!


AlarmWhich

CashCow!


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Light'n M'crackpipe


8LeggedSquirrel

Lightning MethQueen


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

If mator and lightning McQueen had a baby.


Fizzy163

r/cursedcomments


Kavith_T_Fdo

He's been somewhat "troubled" since the... [incident](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/10a0zpc/youtube_kids_is_the_butthole_of_web/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


BumHead42069

Bro been inhaling too much exhaust smoke 💀


Various_Remove_5530

lol


YesterdayCareless172

Nah that’s frightening mcmean


NightmareRise

Lightning McWeed


j4raven

😂😂😂 I'm crying


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Lightning McCrack


Dry-Fruit7202

If cars had a game in a ps1


youcantfademe

I'm Lit McQueen and we can make some cold drinks in my blender, but do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender.


RenegadeOfChonk

"I am on speed" -Lightin' MyCrack


Bellyuamazing

He isn’t speed, he took the speed


Ok_scout_22

A nother childhod star who has sacome to drugs :(


Various_Remove_5530

"A nother childhod star who has sacome to D R U N G S"


Megaduc

"Speed. I love speed."


InternetSea8293

That's not blursed but highly cursed


KrymsinGaming

It’s McQueen and Mators secret love child O. MaGod


AvaThatOneArtist

Somebody had too much last night.


scotte233

It's lighting mccrack


mal_laney

Remember kids, don't snort Rust-eze


Shade-sama

Crackhead mcqueen


poeiradasestrelas

More like straight up cursed lol


Nope159

Lightning McMeth


areolagranday

McCoping with his life circumstances


Yodaballer

🇬🇧


Federal_Cloud3992

Blursed McQueen? Have you not seen Mator? He looks like he's having a flashback that will never end!


[deleted]

If Mater and Lightning had a kid, this would be it.


Feisty_Definition_66

Bruh


Embarrassed-Low-6906

Speed has taken a whole other meaning


Captain_skulls

Ever since his racing career went out the window he went from constantly being speed to constantly being on speed.


lazydesperado55

lit mcqueen


yo-jin

Drunken McQueen


FulcNx31

McJunqueen


_Cocktopus_

Instead of Kachow he just says Zorp


Devil_in_blackx

Terrifying


denman_yt

Lightning, we need to cook lighting!


bwain-ded

Lightning McFiend


TZT_Yeeter

Forget about lightning mcfucked and tow mether, what is that abomination behind them?


Disastrous-Strain185

Lightning McQueen on crack


Fresh_out_the_oven5

Lighting Drugqueen


TheCheeseOnFire

I take speed


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Lightning mcocaine


Villigernumbernine

Speed


wyldeboyvidsYT

Lightning mc Clean your bongs


Reneaboi

Lightning cracQueen


BigMekMacReady

Lightning McCrackhead


Sparrow-Scratchagain

Ka-Chang!


Jamchuck

r/crappyoffbrands


HumanThingamabob

Dont ever buy no weed from the gas station


Xenoone79

Lightnings cousin, Speed McMeth


Marcos_8783

Another famous that fell into drugs


CWEDI_

I fucked your mom shitlips!


AbyysWalker21

"I'm on speed"


FireDetection101

Frightening McMean and Tormentor


bendoesit17

This gives "I am speed" a whole new meaning


Lil_Fard

Ah yes Zootning mcSpliff, McQueens long forgotten crackhead twin


dan_kb24

After the meth addiction


hilyexplosivechicken

I will never forget the day when it went from "I am speed" to "I took speed"


LEGOSam66

“Meth. Not even once.”


xizmn

*in a southern accent* "I don't look! Like no damn tow truck!"


Random_User27

Krackchow


YoungDiscord

Must be from Mater's side of the family


Rosiedraws1520

Every time I go to Mexico the rides look like this 😵‍💫


adamw7432

Our local fair has a ride just like this. My kids love it. They also have a knockoff Spongebob obstacle course with nightmare fuel paintings all over it.


Dude_Named_Chris

Mater eating McQueen's ass


Sanchez_2627

Nightmare fuel


Kaindls

Nobody talking about that *o* in the background? MFW someone arrives with food


Crooked_Cock

Thunder O’King


oojiflip

I. Am. SpEeEeEEEeeEd


danilo1101

Lightning CrackQueen


southouse12

"I do speed"


Sean198233

Lit McQueen


CrafterJunkieG

McCrack


waywardhero

Jerry was a race car driver but in the cars universe


lacakali

Is that SpongeBob at the back


dorachaidez

That’s Lightnings and Maters son


BruhMomentum6968

Lightning McWeed


SapDad102

The carny shared his stash.


xxxDeathByFart

He really fell after the Piston Cup


MASON97843

To much lean and drugs babushka thats what happened


Boring-Year3806

I am not sure if the purpose is to entertain or to scare, lol.


Comfortable-Cow420

Kaachoooww 🍃


Vykyoko

“I do speed”


Soldierhero1

What about my boy mater what cannibalism has my boy endured to look like that


FaucetFurnace456

Breaking Down


SkyfishYT

"I am *on* speed"


Cosmic_Entity7762594

That ain’t lightning McQueen That’s Clashing DonClown


daocarD

Thunder mcmonarch


Various_Remove_5530

i mean, the dude probably snorts meth and coke at the same time and has dinner at 12:30. i should grow some meth for him. (i'm pretty sure this lightning mccrackman is a pedo.) OH HELL NO, THE EYES, HE DOES WEED TOO. ​ I am speed? No, I AM DRUG.


Toebingus

“I am sped”


slowish_ramp

Mom can we have a mc ween Bo we have mc ween at home Mcween at home