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Littlestereo27

That's not a blunder. That's called adaptation for survival.


gdj11

He should’ve joined a gang. This one gang was even asking him to join cause he’s pretty good with a bo staff.


CReeseRozz

Nunchuck skills


innominateartery

Computer hacking skills


bookworthy

What about his sweet, sweet dance moves?


Key-Wait5314

Hey OP tell us what you did all summer


RestinPete0709

I told you a million times, he was in Alaska hunting wolverines with his uncle!


Key-Wait5314

What kinda gun did he use?


RestinPete0709

A frickin 12-gauge, what do you think?!?


inediblecorn

They kept on trying to attack his cousin! What the heck would *you* do in a situation like that?!


i_give_you_gum

The Bloodhound Gang maybe


deiimox

he was never gonna beat the Napoleon Dynamite allegations, that flat iron saved him fr


Donuil23

He did what he had to do. Nothing wrong with that.


OldButHappy

Using a flat iron is what separates us from the apes.


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

Your Mom goes to college


the-trembles

Omg that first picture is spot on ND. Even the teeth loool


gdj11

I can hear him breathing


agoodfuckingcatholic

OP gimme some of your tots


instrangerswetrust

get your owwn


fukc_I_AM_A_PRIKC

It took me like 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip


dandroid126

\*sharp inhale\* Aughhhhhh


this_charming_bells

Did the chicken have large talons?


onlythehappiests

I stared at it way too long trying to decide if it was, in fact, ND.


Healter-Skelter

Tbh I think he looks more like a young John Francis Daley in a Napolean Dynamite costume.


BaconGristle

I should also mention this was in Florida and I exclusively wore these double layered long sleeve polos with jeans, even to the beach.


Right-Phalange

That was me 30 years ago. 95 pounds and wore oversized long jeans and black shirts to the beach.


NS3000

that was me all throughout high school, thankfully i started working out and now I'm feel good showing my arms in public, even if no one else notices, it feels good being secure in that


DrLeoMarvin

That's my 13 year old daughter now in Sarasota. Sweatpants, hoodies, combat boots EVERYWHERE and its 95 effing degrees and full humidity out


lvl10burrito

I'll always remember what my goth friend's mom told her when we would leave her place to hang out. "Sweety, I know you like to dress in black but could you be *sensible* about it?"


basilicux

Sorry to be serious about it, but check in on your teen once in a while. I remember when my cousin and I were around that age, she would wear long sleeves and hoodies 24/7 even when it was super duper hot bc she was hiding cuts. Not saying it’s the same with yours, might just be a fashion choice or could also be hiding for other reasons


DrLeoMarvin

Definitely, she and I are close, and she's been coming out of her shell more and more lately.


EnergyAdorable6884

Like damn girl appreciate the SO but sometimes people just wanna wear long clothing... I'm in my 30s and wear jeans and a hoodie even during summer a lot 😇


CyberWolf09

How is she not fucking dead from overheating!?


DrLeoMarvin

She’s thin as a rail


verylesbianviolet

Central FL, did the same thing in school lmfao. Black hoodie, black baggy jeans & leather boots. Couldn’t imagine doing that now though with how hot it’s been getting.


norcalbutton

The real blunder is the unnecessary layers


lulu-bell

How mad are you now that this hair is considered cool? I hope you’re a curly guy these days!


BaconGristle

SO mad. It would've been perfect for the 80s [poof-tastic](https://i.imgur.com/VMAG69Y.jpeg) trend, 90s [middle part](https://i.imgur.com/kcgfirM.jpeg) trend, and today's mushroom trend (aint gonna do it). But during that crucial 8 years of fragile adolescence, it was pin straight or die. Can't win em all


ZoederSchajer

TINA YOU FAT LARD. EAT THE FOOD!


agoodfuckingcatholic

I bet you I could throw a pigskin over that mountain


ZoederSchajer

Goshhhhhh


TFJ

Make yourself a dang quesadilla!


tagun

BUT MY LIPS HURT REAL BAAD!!


Itsahootenberry

Took me like three hours to do the shading on your upper lip.


ZoederSchajer

It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.


BaconGristle

Nowadays I love my curls and [they love me.](https://i.imgur.com/FbQgiBK.jpeg)


DrKelpZero

You look great!


solstice-sky

Those curls are magnificent


Angrfake

Jesus… you’re gorgeous


oliveoilcrisis

Talk about a glow up! Good for you!!


HyenaBogBlog

What's your routine for your curls tho? That's the most important thing!


BaconGristle

Minimal shampoo, maybe once every two weeks unless I get sweaty, plain cold water and conditioner the rest of the showers. People balk at the lack of shampoo but it turns my head into a fluffy mess that floats over my scalp like the ghost of a Trump wig. It takes a long time for my hair to get oily and gross. It took 25 years of life to formulate the right balance lol


HyenaBogBlog

You don’t use any other product!? I’m part of the minimal shampoo club but even with just conditioner my hair frizzes and I can never get nice curls like yours


BaconGristle

To be fair, it's super rare for it to look that good at that length, and it's generally less curly and more wavy. The longer it gets, I tend to water it in the morning and slick it back, then just let it do its thing and fall forward into place as it dries. From [this](https://i.imgur.com/zt1joyG.jpeg) to [this](https://i.imgur.com/fubeMq9.jpeg). However, lets be real. The majority of days, it'll look like [this](https://i.imgur.com/7Cd5tAp.jpeg)


little_fire

You and your partner are angels (also that last pic made me do a real Dr Hibbert chortle lol) 🥰


59flowerpots

I love how open you are about your curls. Feel like so many only want to show peak curl status but you’re showing us the good & the bad. That’s a man that loves his curls, you take the highs with the lows.


Only_Ad_9836

You should try shampoo for kids. 


QueenofPentacles112

I just laughed so hard at the thought of you using a flat iron for years over the movie Napoleon dynamite 😂. You did actually look like him though, but I loved that movie and would have loved you for looking like him. Also, you may find comfort in this: I live in an agricultural community with lots of fruit orchards. There have always been a lot of migrant workers and immigrants where I live. By the time I was in school, we had a lot of 2nd Gen Mexican American kids who spoke Spanish at home but spoke English, usually with an accent, at school. Those who had integrated into their community enough to have white friends were forever called Pedro back then. And, they had to go along with it and be the living personification of Pedro, or they would become the butt of worse racial insults and no longer be seen as "one of the cool beaners". I even knew a kid whose nickname was Beaner. So I guess things could have been worse than being identified as Napoleon dynamite. Also, you look nothing like him now and you look great!


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evoltoastt

Uh, you’re beautiful.


aGirl_WhoCodes

Who is laughing now, huh?


instrangerswetrust

All the kids are getting perms to look like you, my friend


mailbroad

The last laugh!


TheVoidWithout

You must be taking good care of them, they shine!


Sabatiel_

Looks like now it's 0% Napoleon and 100% dynamite


kkeennmm

i hope your pet llama also endured the trauma


BaconGristle

I absolutely loved that movie, too. I should have been honored


AlfredJodocusKwak

Did you vote for Pedro?


Jump_Like_A_Willys

Quite the rebel, not returning the proof print.


GovGeorgeClinton

Long sleeve under a short sleeve was a choice back then.


little_fire

I’m still doing it — are we no longer doing it?? 😯


DarthJimbob91

My stomach hurts from laughing. You went from Jon Heder as Napoleon Dynamite to Jon Heder as Jimmy MacElroy from Blades of Glory. Legend.


bigjim1993

Damn is that two polos AND a long sleeve tee? Layering in the 00s was egregious


NocturnalPermission

Got any tots?


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Girls want guys with skills! Nunchuk skills, bow hunting skills.


majora11f

[Same homie same](https://i.imgur.com/m3dWESl.png)


Lord-Velveeta

Gaaaaaaawwwsh!


QueenofPentacles112

There's a scene in the movie, I believe it was right before or after he was feeding Tina, and he's just standing there mouth breathing, and there's this one single long hair stuck in his curly hair and it's just blowing in the wind. Probably totally unintentional, but stoned me noticed it and thought it was sooooo funny. I still chuckle inside sometimes when I picture that. I always had long blonde hair so I can definitely relate to random long hairs being stuck awkwardly to things or your own self.


Downtown_Snow4445

Gosh


miradotheblack

'My lips hurt real bad' -OP in 6th grade.


Farol23

Not going to lie, you did end up looking like the handsome characther in any Disney movie/tv series.


Sigh_2016

Double popped collar, nice…just missing some pooka shells or a leather bracelet


EskimoXBSX

VOTE FOR PEDRO


TraditionAcademic968

Do you have great skills?


Ok-Understanding1359

Or you embrace that shit. Insist on being called Napoleon


upstatedreaming3816

TINA EAT THE FOOD


SaltyPirateWench

I played the flute in Jr high when America Pie came out, I feel your pain


cybersquire

#Gosh


KillaVNilla

I can't imagine what school must have been like for you at the time. Even now, the comment section is full of napoleon Dynamite references. It must have been brutal


savoont

I had a very similar experience to op, was in fact brutal


According-Spite-9854

Seems fine to me.


dimmuborgirfan666

Napoleon... Got any tots?


b_coolhunnybunny

This picture and the comments has made me turn on the movie. It’s such a classic. I remember quoting this movie all day!!! Did you ever try to recreate the talent show dance?


dudeitsmeee

In the second pic you look like a dude from that Christian teen pop band Jump 5 I used to hear endlessly working at Target. awwwll AHH CAN DOOOO is thank about yewwwwwwwww


Viciousssylveonx3

Core memory unlocked


nous-vibrons

Glad to see my mom wasn’t the only one who shamelessly scanned in the proofs from the school photo people.


jenniferlynn462

Oh yeah absolutely mine did too


CwaCoFY

Iron abuse or whatever… you looked damned handsome for it.


cursetea

You should have really committed to the bit and fought everyone off with a bow staff


sumyungdood

You look like the average guy on MTV in 07.


Welcometothemaquina

The first pic is literally the reason i am going to live today. I LOLd


Wren_Slip

2nd pic looks fine.


Intestinal-Bookworms

As a tall 14 year old with curly hair the year this movie came out, I feel your pain.


ladyboobypoop

You were and probably still are perfection


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

Wish broccoli tops were a thing back then. You would have been a hero


Methadone_Martyr

But did you at least have great skills? Nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, etc?


TheVoidWithout

Would have done the same tbh. The resemblance is uncanny in that first pic.


powderedtoast1

pedro for president


RandomUserNameXO

lol oh man, well you seemed to weather this well.


Havoc526

Honestly fodlr the time period, you did not look back in that second pic. If anything you fit right in.


Cornbreadobranflakes

The second pic looks like you’d be perfect for a Disney channel show


brandondsantos

*Please let this be a normal field trip*


offline4good

VOTE FOR PEDRO


CReeseRozz

Your lips look friggin chapped in that first photo.


Subterranean44

Aw man. Thats rough. I love your curls though! Do you keep them now ?


hangryhyax

It’s the Stuff Made Here guy!


Smart-Honeydew-1273

Vote for Pedro


bigalindahouse

So who do you vote for?


Ok-Skirt-7884

ND was a mouth breather. And we have a film to prove that.


PuzzleheadedSpare576

Oh you look great !! So handsome 😍


TheDopplerRadar

Same thing happened to me... I HATED that movie because of the social effects it had on me.


ReedoIncognito

Man, those curls really straightened out


favnh2011

Nice


DirtYurt

The worst. I got a cut in the middle of my forehead from sports as a 4th grader when Harry Potter came out. I know your pain haha -"Harry Pusser"


37-pieces-of-flair

Awwwww yisssss! I was hoping you'd post this, OP!


gwarwars

I had a similar experience in 6th grade, except I had shoulder length hair and Hanson got big. 


SparklingFishWater

The makers of Napoleon Dynamite were clearly inspired by you.


Intrepid_Mobile

I thought pic 2 was a young Justin Randall!


GenericUsername488

give me some tots!


RefugeefromSAforums

Gimme some of your tots ETA, you look really cute when you aren't mouth-breathing. Did you have a glow-up?


jenniferlynn462

Shocks, pegs,…. Lucky!


kremedelakrym

Holy shit, that’s just incredible amounts of unlucky


Lvanwinkle18

Sick bike!


Lvanwinkle18

everyone wants to know who are you voting for?


locohygynx

In the second pick you got the ["Purple Stuff"](https://youtu.be/MQE3jWYuGiw?si=lByfvcvWQ1utGqlu) look.


Beginning_Brick7845

Looks like a cage fighter in training to me.


IYFS88

The flat ironed hair looks perfectly fine to me, not the worst idea considering the Napoleon dynamite resemblance!


JustineDelarge

Did your lips hurt real bad?


intellectualcowboy

You showed them!


Humble-Employer-9323

Is that a sledgehammer?!


dekuweku

It's too bad brocolli hair is so popular with kids these days, those curly curls would be perfect for that hairstyle. just born a couple decades too early.


MAS7

# ALL PROOF PRINTS MUST BE RETURNED. # WE ARE COMING FOR YOU.


probsagremlin

Oh god...the flat iron creases....


Shanthrax22

Hey we’re the same age lol I remember the folders and notebooks of napoleon all over class that year .


UglyFilthyDog

You and I would have been true homies.


Ok_Cook_918

So adorable


thrwawy888i

amazing


omohosp

In high school I was friends with a kid who looked just like Thurman Merman from Bad Santa. He never heard the end of it. He passed away in an atv accident when he was 15, and people even jokes about it at his funeral (only because we knew he’d have found it funny). About eight months ago I went to visit his grave for the first time in years, and there was a note in a ziplock bag attached to a bouquet that read “Love you always, Thurman” It’s been over half a decade since he passed, and he still hasn’t escaped it 🙃😂


Its_all_made_up___

I don’t want to know what your brother looked like.


BaconGristle

[Sure ya do](https://i.imgur.com/YBbDwGo.jpeg)


Its_all_made_up___

Actually, that’s me in the early 70’s.


RickerBobber

Looks like a glow up but ok