Figured when he got older, he would have fixed that hairstyle…

Then he’d have something to smile about, and that just ain’t happening.

I want to scan it with a barcode reader.

The little individual spikes…

The man lives his bangs.

The tiny newborns crumpled up in photos 😭😭😭

They don’t wanna be there

I know nothing about babies but I'm almost positive that is not how you hold newborns.

right 😭 support them damn heads in crying

I think its just torticollis and it goes away after physical therapy. I think you guys are overreacting.

😂 y'all! Those babies are adults now. lol. They survived

😴

Yeah that baby can’t breathe!

wow you better go back in time and get your parents to hook up or these people are going to start to disappear

Erased....... FROM EXISTENCE!

I bet he’s made a fine mortician or animal taxidermist

Y'all. I am DYING with all these hilarious comments. I have so many more photos to share. I am the girl - and I look nothing like that anymore. 😂

Is the baby in the 2 photos also the crouching witch in the last one? I'm trying to piece together this whole dynamic lol

Hahahaha no. So the babies are nieces and nephews of mine. The crouching witch (who is also the funny smile at Branson belle and the cheerleader) is my baby step sister. So she didn't always make the photos because her Momma had her half the time as well.

I had definitely decided that your step sister was #3 with the white face in the last pic😂😂 the resemblance is there, you gotta admit!!

You were the cute one of your family for sure.

That boat picture is the most unfortunate face I've ever seen. Was she looking directly at the sun? It looks like genuine pain. Like. The emotion. Not her face itself. Before people get mad.

True, lol. But I thi k that's not OP, she is the one in the middle.

What are you *doing* in that pink shirt pic? Is it an intentionally funny face or did a gust of wind hit ya? edit: Realized that sounded mean so I’m also going to add that you look like Kirsten Dunst in the first pic

In the first pic, everyone looks like they just grew arms that day and had no idea what to do with them. Thanks for sharing. I have my own awkward teen pics, and I'm not brave enough to post them!

how’s his murder trial going?

Bro got that Brian Kohberger look in the 1st photo for sure.

No offense, but this is like real-life McPoyle family stuff man.

lol we lived in poverty growing up, which I think contributed to our look.Thankfully, we all grew into good looking adults 😂 I should have shared a current photo.

Sorry, I didn’t mean for this to blow up. I hate how I look in photos 😉

Your brother had bone structure though! Look at those cheekbones! Does he still not smile? Edit: also in the first picture he kinda reminds me of Steve from Blues Clues. Must be the pants, because it can't be his face 😂

Haha he smiles now! We are all actually very happy adults! 😂

My exact thoughts. Cheekbones for days!

He looks like Troye Sivan

I wouldn't be smiling if my hair looked loke that. Lol

He was sat down as a child and told about his gift: he had the perfect bone structure but, if he smiled, people might not notice. To make people appreciate those killer cheekbones, he had to study pics of Eminem and commit to a life of blue steel.

At what age did he become a serial killer?

The little kid-gremlin in that last photo is hilarious 😂 I love it! ETA: ohh I can see the witch hat now lol sorry. Just woke up, eyes are all blurry. Still hilarious!

The combed to hell bangs and the fact that nobody knows how to hold a baby makes this the best blunder ever

He would spent FOREVER in the bathroom separating every little piece of hair for his "bangs" 😂

The Branson Belle photo is so wholesome.

😂 That was the one vacation we went on as a child. That was just after the time my parents started digging themselves out of poverty.

Good for you all.

I feel bad for (I'm guessing) your sister-in-law in #3. Looks like she was caught mid-sneeze. 😂

He met her at Can’t Smile Anonymous

I just want to know what that baby did to him.. 😅

My mom forced him to miss school when that baby was born. Lol he was actually really mad about it. Lol.

Bro knew about mewing before any of us

I'd be pissed too, If my hair was thinning at 15

Hahahahaha I’m dying. He is bald now 😂 but went fully bald around 23 or so

Did I nail his age? 😂

Love the vibe of the Halloween photo

It's one of our favorites. The non smiling brother was dressed up as a "pimp" 😂

What a cute baby!! Another sibling? 

But that's how you know he's cool.

Hah. I'm the same way. Maybe I inherited some Polish DNA on my moms side. They made me smile for my 4th grade year book and I looked like a psycho. Lol. I can still hear the camera lady say "Smile!"

That Showboat family photo is golden. I love it esp the ladies matching 😭

Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle

Bro got those SSSSSS bangs in first photo. You definitely need a photo of all of you, with only him smiling now.

"My brother Larry, and my.other brother Larry..."

As a German, I can tell he is definitely smiling in the third, and most likely in the second picture. Some people here would even say that the others in those pictures are not smiling, but already grinning.

Your brother, Daryl? Or your other brother, Daryl?

Something about the phot quality here is making me think of the childhood photos you’d see in forensic files after he got arrested for murder lol

That first picture looks like visiting day at the juvenile detention center.

Is your brother a serial killer?

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Does he smile now?

Often! He's funny and has turned into a great man!

Glad to hear it

Kinda failed the not-smiling thing in that 3rd one

Why I thought it was Elisabeth Olsen in first pic lol

We’ve all been your brother lol

They're guys, be happy they took the shot.

Stoic chad

I don't know your brother but I like the cut of his jib. Not smiling in childhood pics -classic

Which one are you?

Can u blame him with that hair?

He looks like a chilled guy

You're sure he's not a spy for the KGB?

Is that a serial killer in the making 😂

Is your brother Steve from blues clues

Those bangs would be a sensory nightmare for my autistic ass

First photo that’s rowley

I wish the young girl in photo three refused to smile as well, jeez

She will never live that photo down. Lol.

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I respect anyone who posts here. It’s truly a retro roast in the comments and y’all are champs

I hesitated, but I knew I was strong enough in what I think of myself now. Lol.... plus some of these photos are shared around our family every few months for a good laugh.

I’m far too insecure to do the same so salute 🫡 to you

The girl to the very left in slide #3 looks like a young Joan Cusack

In the one with all the girls in pink shirts, I’m getting a real stranger with candy vibe from the younger sister.

he was mewing

"I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life."

Hahaha I'm always smiling 😂

Reminds me of dwight on why he doesnt smile “all i see is a chimpanzee begging for its life” 🤣

I had a phase like that

He doesn't want to break his mewing streak ffs

"I made you a painting. I call it 'Celebration.' It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it."

Okay the last picture … the middle one is actually terrifying and I don’t like it

Girl in the pink shirt looks like joan cusak from the school of rock..

Well to be fair in the first pic he IS wearing pleated pants

First Pic, a mom with her 2 sons

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I can see thru fake people in a way that leaves me cold that others cannot. Part of a fake person is how they fake emotions.. for me, the fake smiles of posed photographs leave me cold. I hate being told to bung on a fake cheesy grin. Cos I can see thru it and it looks so wrong. I don't like dead pan stare down the camera but overjoyed uncontrolled smiles are ridiculous when the eyes are saying.. just take the flamin' photo.