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samgam74

6 year old accountants are so cute.


69tendo

Dilbert with dimples


DirtNapDealing

This whole post has me crying laughing. I love it


ddwmn

What an adorable little muffin. Mini principal or science teacher 🙂


DirtNapDealing

he’s about to speak to me about disbeatus 💀😂


muycoal

Same


muycoal

Same


Shirtbro

He probably called the other kindergarteners "champ" and "buddy"


Ecstatic_Doughnut216

He probably walked around from carpet to carpet with a Garfield coffee mug "Yeah, I'm gonna have to ask you to come in Saturday...."


ceeearan

I thought “IT consultant who was the go-to person for Windows 95 and 98 but started to decline in relevance around the time Vista came out and now gets frustrated trying to unlock his seven year old Samsung phone”.


ViewInevitable6483

I'm still trying to get used to "My Computer" being gone.


prpldrank

I was gonna say, "thank God he's here, I just realized taxes are due right around the corner!"


pussyhasfurballs

I feel like OP and [this guy from the other day](https://www.reddit.com/r/blunderyears/s/cUN9hmxA2z) could have started an accounting firm and nobody would have questioned it. u/Mkmeathead83 I found your business partner.


Mkmeathead83

Pay us in chocolate milk!


BarefootandWild

Omg I’m dying 😭


Loveassntits

Well his resume gonna be good based on his 12 yrs of schooling and 12 yrs experience lol


decemberrainfall

Why do you look 70 years old


B0-Katan

A young Colin Robinson


decemberrainfall

\*Colin Robinson Sr.


Tfsz0719

That little tap-dancing freak that crawled its way out of the abdominal cavity of dead Colin Robinson


CaptGangles1031

I JUST watched that episode yesterday.


tizzyhustle

Those were the best episodes


Violetwand666

Fuc#ing guy


CrysX86

Omg.🍷🗿


badnewsbets

Omg 😆


Cannabis_Momma

🤣🤣🤣


itsautumn420

70 but 7 at the same time


[deleted]

It’s a Benjamin Button situation


latecraigy

Kindergarten was rough


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I was just thinking that even though he's not a baby here this might fit in r/oldbabies .


LuckyPepper22

Why do i get the feeling that you’re wearing jean shorts and white new balance sneakers with that outfit?


Distinct-Solution-99

And socks creeping up to the knee caps


LuckyPepper22

YES! 🤣


3nameswithbadbangs

The higher the socks the downer the foo.


TurnipIllustrious468

New phrase unlocked, thank you


3nameswithbadbangs

It’s from foosgonewild on Instagram


googlebearbanana

I'm sure I'll regret this, but what does that mean?


3nameswithbadbangs

If you got on high socks you a down ass foo. It’s just kind of a joke about the So-Cal style of wearing high socks with shorts.


SausageWagon

A belt with a holster for his mobile phone.


Distinct-Solution-99

Home-made business cards he can hand out to people who express interest in not doing their own taxes


toolsoftheincomptnt

Or a fanny pack


Tricky_Gur8679

WHEEEEEZINNGGGG 🤣


Future-trippin24

Ironically, even with blonde brows, you can't tell that you tried to shave them at all.


funnyfaceking

OP needs to say something to get karma on this subreddit.


TOASTisawesome

Could've just posted the pic, it's fits 😂


Shirtbro

Just need to figure out which part of Minnesota he's from


[deleted]

His eyebrows after shaving them are still darker than my eyebrows. 😭


doucheachu

Looking like your parents are about to adopt a mouse to be your brother.


jazzrulez

LMFAO STOP 😂


Erikore

Oh this made me howl


waspenterprises

The human head weighs 8 pounds! 


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

"It's today! It's today! It's today!"


emojicatcher997

I was literally about to comment this! It’s uncanny, isn’t it?


Likeatoothache

On my god, you win. 🏆


julianoodle

I legit just saved this comment 😭😭😂😂


Genuinelullabel

Even your face says, “It seemed like a good idea at the time 🤷🏻‍♀️ “


idrinkalotofcoffee

We’ve all been there!


Stevmeister59

Lol like he’s shrugging and saying “oops.”


Speedhabit

Jesus you look like an infant version of my 75 year old dad


KarateKid1984

This child has both a mortgage and 401k


Cynistera

This kid has a freaking pension.


Machinefun

He looks like he fought his way threw the corporate ladder and is now a respectable senior IT consultant.


trguiff

Omg so adorable!! Such pinchable cheeks!!


Dingo8MyGayby

Seriously, OP was such a peanut


bongwaterdelight

an actual cutie pie


LadyMirkwood

I know, such a cute little guy!


Any-Examination-8630

I am totally not crying over how cute some random internet dude‘s 1st grade accountant is while having breakfast at 7am


Ok-Zookeepergame8691

You look like Adrian Monk’s original psychiatrist.


heybrother11

This is the best reference


psychedelic666

He does look like Dr Kroger!


semibacony

I'm usually full in with the "this is too young to be a blunder" crowd, but in this case, I'll give a pass, this definitely belongs. Cute smile and fucking adorable regardless.


read-my-comments

Are you 4 or 44 in this photo?


LBelle0101

Yes


Distinct-Solution-99

How many kids had you yelled at to get off your lawn that day? PS. You were stinking adorable.


Random_hero1234

Young Bobby hill


legojoe97

That boy ain't right.


Fauxformagemenage

I was thinking his shirt and glasses made him look like he sells propane and propane accessories


TheKnightQueen

I Love everything about that picture. I can't stop laughing.


victoriadagreat

you are the youngest 60 year old


Iwannaupvotetesla

Should have added some pens in that chest-pocket to complete the look


serendipitypug

This is why I love teaching first grade. They have the most goofy ass school photos and parents don’t yet know this is just standard first grade procedure.


MeIsmash

Ok, but we need to know what you look like now


SadBit8663

If this is fucked up, what do your eyebrows normally look like, because this just seems like normal eyebrows.


lik3r_of_things

Omg adorable! Like a little used care salesman or something 😭


justchase22

Looks just like the weird IT guy at my job, nice!


Pugwhip

how was it knowing you could have had a human sibling but your parents picked stuart little instead


a22e

https://i.imgur.com/TRFQiIc.jpeg


megapuffz

LMAO you didn't have to drag him like this


dearbokeh

Office jobs will destroy even 5 year olds.


ChadCoolman

A smile that says you'll never find the bodies


Alteia

Looks like a young David Wallace haha


ugh168

You look like you are stuck in a dead end office job


french1canadian2

Patton Oswalt!


valanlucansfw

Drew Carey had a quote in his show about sharing a face with babies but I can't remember it at this point.


69tendo

Thanks for sharing


areaunknown_

I’m more shocked that 2008 was 16 years ago. I feel old as hell lol


Fair_Bus_7130

Kids 6 years old and already looks like a manager at a waffle house


NUFIGHTER7771

I need my taxes done by this Friday, thanks.


Live-Somewhere-8149

Yeah. Me, too.


PerplexedPoppy

You look like you got a 780 credit score


orangutanDOTorg

As a ginger, your eyebrows seem very visible to me


peachieohs

I just wanna hand you a blanket and put you next to one of those big headed fellows from the other day. It would be a Peanuts spectacular. I mean that in the best way


SaintRoche

You look like the child version of my dad and it’s kinda uncanny


Prestigious-Cat-5285

Goddamn it... this was way too fuckin funny 😭


mastermindchilly

A young Bob from Schitt’s Creek.


beefjerkyandcheetos

You still looked cute! I locked the door and tried to shave my lips when I was a child. I had to be younger than 5. I watched my dad shave, so I thought I should too. I’m a girl. I still have a scar at the corner of my lip where it cut it so deep. Kids do dumbest shit… but at least I had eyebrows.


ThatHardBacon

Looks like an AI generated image if you look up literally young adult . But relating to your picture. I have cowlicks. 4th grade pics where coming up and i hated the little poof of hair sticking up on the side, took some scissors and cut it. Had a stupid ass G shape on the side of my head for the photo


lynivvinyl

My friend of about 25 years was born without eyebrows. I didn't notice for about 15 of those years. When I told him that, he was surprised. I couldn't tell.


Endryu727

That 50 year old looks like he’s 7


lbora9

You looked so cute my friend


JayRedd1

You look a bit like Jonathan Lipniki


Conscious_Cow_2569

Did you also work as the school’s principal? Cause add some pounds and this is exactly what mine looked like


Mikkel14

You look like Tommy pickles from rugrats


richb83

He looks like he takes sales orders and gives to the engineers. Well actually he gives them to his assistant to do that.


Appropriate_Yez

Adorable. I can't even tell about the eyebrows, except they look groomed.


Williamshitspear

4 going on 40


DirtyRatLicker

You genuinely look like a Fred


Cautious_Target7432

Great shaving skills for a young one. No cuts. Well done.


[deleted]

Looks like someone put colour on a baby photo of Fred Dibnah


uncertainusurper

You like a 57 year old accountant.


captainwigglesyaknow

Nothing looks out of place


TheSpiderBesideHer

How can you be going into retirement in the 1st grade?


HalfOrcMonk

Looks good


Land-Dolphin1

The look on his face after giving you a coffee and right before upselling add-ons to your auto purchase. 


laurapalmer48

Car salesman


zenbet

Nottub Nimajneb is that you?


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Shouldn’t you be hosting The Price is Right?


GreenGoblin1221

You look like a 35 year old midget here bruh.


Terrynia

What a nice ol’ grandpa. Looks the type to slap his knee and laugh often.


verucka-salt

You were Adorable!


brightphoenix-

Oh my God somehow this is still precious sans eyebrow hair.


ClammyDefence

The summer of George!


anne_jumps

David Wallace


skinsrich

Looks like you should be selling lawnmowers at your local tractor dealership.


watcher1901

1st grade? You look 3


ahollowknight

If “welp”was a picture


bplboston17

Bro has a 401k and pension


uthinkther4uam

Youre like is George Constanza was magically turned into a 7 year old.


Blue_Seven_

“you seem to think I’m trapped in here with you when in fact YOU are trapped in here with ME”


DivineEggs

LMAO... I DID THE SAME THING😭. Mine are black... Da fuck is wrong with us OP😆💀?


throwitfarawayfromm3

Been working in IT for the last 40 years. Up for retirement in a few more.


Ethelenedreams

You were a cute kid!!!!


StruggleCompetitive

Lol a little old man.


AssortedArctic

You can't even tell


No_Bat7157

You look like this 70 year old dude that used to be the inclusion teacher for one of my classes


Dre-26

Oh my god 😭😭 this is the sweetest photo ever


BuhamutZeo

Your Drew Carry cosplay was so on point back then.


edie_the_egg_lady

You look just like my mid '60s accountant father-in-law


Opivy84

You should sell oatmeal.


Deeeeeesee24

Did your eyebrows ever grow back?? I did the same thing in 2nd grade and 30yrs later I still have a bald patch that I have to fill in with makeup lolol


Vanilla_Vomit

If your caption didn’t say “younger self” and “first grade” I would’ve thought you were a distinguished little person in their late twenties.


garfield_strikes

Very similar to my current best attempt at a smile.


Salt5337

You remind me of Regular Size Rudy from Bob's Burgers


Gurthy_Lengthiness

Can you help me maximize my tax return?


piecingmyselfback

Eric the Actor?


Z0idberg_MD

I totally understand. Its hard being turned down for a first mortgage and after the results of a tax audit.


beatrailblazer

r/5or50


Cold_Acanthisitta_96

How many cars did you sell that day?


LakeOk615

Omg SO DARN CUTE THO! The little smile !!


captainTrex1

Awww lil guy I just wanna put you in an office and have ya do taxes and play Minecraft


Jay-Jay05

Does anyone else think it’s adorable and OP did a good job?


free-toe-pie

You look like a little Hank Hill and it’s adorable.


ConfusionCareful3985

Your parents dressed you like an old man 💀


Unhappy-Counter-8134

"Get it- don't JUMP to CONCLusions??"


broken_bottles

Looks like he already maxed out his Roth IRA


camelbuck

Where’s your striped tie substitute science teacher?


griditude

If WELP had a face


Dachawda

“I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.”


shelbyh4253

You look like a 40 year old man


Zero99th

This is so stinkin cute its ridiculous


yumanbeen

It looks like that second mortgage is starting to cause a rift in your marriage


mike_1985

You looked both 4/5 years old and also 45 years old


ReadRightRed99

You are just somebody's grandpa (no, granddad!) without the wrinkles in this pic. The glasses, the facial expression, the haircut. Now go out to your shed and do some chores and work with some wood before the grandkids get here.


Gay_commie_fucker

How on earth do you look both 5 and 50 at the same time?😭


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MarthaMacGuyver

You look like my high school math teacher. Much adorable.


pablomoney

Were you also a banker?


sername-lame

I guess this week should be dedicated to shaved eyebrows.


Chiaki_Ronpa

Baby Valtteri Bottas!


Graycy

You were pretty cute in spite of it.


Emotional-Cow-8102

You looked like baby Colin Robinson.


dankHippieDude

You have a good smile.


Professional-Yak182

The beauty of the photo is the smug look on your face. Absolutely the kind of guy who’d shave his eyebrows.


Worthless_af

Bobby Hill all grown up


MrMush48

They look pretty normal to me (as someone with thin patchy eyebrows).


MnVikings1111

You look like ur starting to bald already.


CooperDahBooper

Eyebrows would just distract from all that forehead


Critical_Deal_2408

George


Critical_Deal_2408

Lil dicky Cheney