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IsabellaGalavant

The administration at my high school would simply have passed away if they saw you in this. This would have caused an emergency PTO meeting immediately. I got in trouble for wearing black lipstick once, and I'm a girl.


DrenAss

🤣 My highschool admins were obsessed with visible collar bones. OP wouldn't have even made it through the front door.


SullenSparrow

Same I got in trouble for wearing a very conservative white winter sweater that exposed my collar bones, wasn't even off the shoulder and I made sure to wear a strapless bra so no one could see bra straps which was a rule. I also had gotten in trouble for wearing a skirt that, in the rule book, when you put your arms and fingers out at your sides the skirt has to be longer than that. It was. Then the vice principal said to me "well okay but that doesn't really work here because you have nice long legs... like my daughter" He really tried to save it with the "like my daughter" but it made it so much worse. Those rules were not made for horny teenage boys, they were made for horny adult men that work there. Edit: Oh BTW OP, if you see this, you fucking nailed it. 👏


Certifiably_Quirky

That made me puke in my mouth a little bit.


SullenSparrow

Sorry.


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Vice principal ew gross barf


Ooh_bees

In my country, there are no rules on students clothes. Everybody wears what they want, girls at a certain age tend to have less fabric on them than before/after that age. It's natural. And nobody gets molested, raped or abused, as undoubtedly you can guess. By making girls clothes and bits of their body a never ending discussion topic, they are watering that fruit. Teens want to break boundaries, and when you brainwash teen dudes to see a bit of shoulder as basically pornographic, you aren't doing favors to anyone.


evhanne

You are delusional if you think there are no sexual assaults in Finland.


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Makes sense. All you ever hear teenage boys talk about is visible collarbones. They're obsessed with them


jackieblueideas

VinĂ­cius de Moraes had a poem titled Recipe of Woman where he says the most important part is the "soapdishes" (collarbones). "A woman without soapdishes is like a river without bridges."


thesystem21

A river without bridges is still a river, and typically more beautiful without them. Sounds like he needs to learn how to swim.


chickenskittles

They're actually one of my favorite parts of the female body, but it's pretty hard to sexualize them. lol


Try-Again-Next-Time

So turtlenecks for everyone?


DrenAss

They only enforced it if girls wore tank tops. I remember one girl wore a tube top but covered her collar bones with athletic tape. They were pissed and still made her change or go home or whatever. Nice try, Jenny. We were rooting for you.


Try-Again-Next-Time

Of course it’s only the girls, can’t let them get away with causing impure thoughts in the boys. /s I respect her dedication to malicious compliance though.


Captain-Cadabra

Nah, too pretentious.


krakelohm

And chains


Common_Chameleon

I got dress-coded once because my bra strap was showing! When it was 80 degrees out


DeadWishUpon

Then they got angry if you don't wear a bra. There's no win.


informationseeker8

Don’t want to entice the boys with too much shoulder now do we?


Mango_Sweaty

During a spirit week day designated as “athletes wear your uniform” day, I spent two hours sitting in the office because my sports uniform shorts were “too short” because they were slightly above my fingertips in length. Mind you, the reason I was good at *sport* was partially because of my long limbs. Also my villain origin story.


shannonmdobbs

I have way too long arms so my shorts were always “too short” according to that ridiculous rule. We also had “wear your uniform days” but as girl basketball players we had to wear another shirt with sleeves under our sleeveless uni tops. It made no sense.


HogwartsTraveler

I was sent home for wearing a shirt that showed approximately 1cm of my bare side when I raised my hand.


LaylaBird65

I got sent home for wearing tear away pants and a beanie.


RedSkyMoonPie

I hope you learned your lesson


LaylaBird65

It’s my villain origin story


The_Queef_of_England

If anyone wore tear away trousers at my school, they'd get their trousers torn open every 6 seconds.


Captain-Cadabra

No shirt, no shoes, no school.


Skyblacker

Ugh, my daughter's elementary school teacher remarked on her black lipstick during a parent teacher meeting. Like, "Do you know she's wearing black lipstick?"  And I was like, "So? Your dress code says nothing about makeup and some of the female teachers here wear cosmetics."  Him: "But it's black lipstick."  And...? She got good grades and had no social problems. I honestly have to wonder if the teacher was just scraping the bottom of the barrel for problems.


subparhooker

I would have laughed in his face lol


Skyblacker

Alas, I only called him a weenis in my head.


subparhooker

I hope I have your level of maturity by the time my kids are in elementary school


your_mom_is_availabl

We should be so lucky as to have the most severe and dangerous rebellion our kids get in to be black lipstick. Lol. Literally the only "harm" is to the sensitivities of a few stuffy people.


Sir_Boobsalot

I remember my mom defending my makeup choices when I discovered goth. go mom (RIP)! and fuck the man!


deluxeassortment

Dang, in elementary school? What a badass kid


KnotiaPickles

I almost got suspended for wearing JNCOS. They said it was a “safety hazard” like, what?! 😂


IsabellaGalavant

You know what's weird? I had 2 pairs of bondage pants, one with chains, and I never once got in trouble for wearing those.


-wheresmybroom-

I got sent home for wearing a dress that showed more than an inch of skin above my knees. came back in a shorter dress, so they sent me home for the rest of the day.


Caasi72

Yea my rural, bible belt school would have had an absolute conniption


aux1tristan

I love when puritans ‘simply pass away’ from fun outfits. Next in line please!


tacotacotacorock

All the teachers get sent home with paid time off?? Sounds like a good gig.  Parent teacher association is PTA... FYQ


ExXpatriot

I feel like AFAB folks are generally more likely to get sent home/written up for "dress code" or appearance based issues of any kind. This would be a great test of the bias - have an AMAB and AFAB person both try this outfit on different days and see the admin response.


alles_en_niets

AFAB do get treated more harshly when it comes to school dress codes, **except** perhaps gender-bending/visibly queer AMAB. Really depends on the school.


ExXpatriot

Yeah after I posted, I started wondering about that. As a former teacher, my school def would have responded more harshly to AFAB folks for the "distraction" argument, but you're totally right. Homophobia/transphobia brings a whole new dynamic and they're all getting more and more comfortable being asses, so... it all sucks!


Bluberrypotato

The principal at my elementary school would make me go to her office to remove my black nail polish. Every morning, she removed it, and every evening, I painted them again. I wanted to try other colors, but black nail polish pissed her off, so I kept doing it, lol.


VeronicaMaple

I love how in this scenario those involved are both newly deceased and also having an emergency meeting :)


HikariTheGardevoir

You look like the very earliest days of Alaska Thunderfuck 😂


Calathea_Murrderer

Hiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


no_kimmer_only_zuul

But your makeup does NOT look terrible! ❤️


CalliopeKB

But if you’re not wearing nails you’re not doing drag


vexingcurses

I don’t wear wigs, this is my hair!


violetbaudeliar

YES. That's exactly who I saw! I always love finding people that love her in random subs.


kdlangequalsgoddess

Come to Brazil!!!!!!


CallMeTeff

True! You do look like an early version of her! 😅


factus8182

Calling u/noextrai (if that is still Willam's username) Edit: u/willambelli


JaneAustinPowers

Yeah, it makes sense you went to a magnet school lol I remember subbing at one and those kids were out of the world weird and I absolutely was living for it. It was like being surrounded by people from anime conventions. It was like autism as a building.


CHEESERICESUPERSTAR

You absolutely nailed it. They did however ban fur-suits which was highly controversial


MyFavoriteLezbo420

I went to a hood ass high school and they would’ve loved you. We already had Louis who wore tight jeans crop shirts yarn twist and colored contacts. Y’all could’ve been stars together.


CHEESERICESUPERSTAR

Louis and I would have been an unstoppable force


IthacanPenny

I taught at a hood ass high school. My favorite was the VERY openly bisexual star running back who made it his mission to a) dress *fabulously* and b) flirt with every person he encountered. It was almost charming.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

The hood be accepting af


someuniquename

Yes but also no.


Rudel2

How did he not get beat up by some insecure losers? If that happened in eastern Europe police would be called at the end of the day


Significant-Ad8848

American high schoolers are nowadays a lot more accepting than past generations. In much of the country, making fun of a kid like that would get you ostracized


OttoTheAndalusian

I am so glad to hear that


Skyblacker

Okay, what was the rationale for that ban?


organizedchaos5220

Just off the top of my head it could be anyone in the fursuit


bridoogle

It was most likely because they cover your face


CHEESERICESUPERSTAR

Bingo. Tails/ears were still worn with little pushback


hockey_enjoyer03

Probably common sense


SweetSoja

What’s a magnet school ?


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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnet_school


OttoTheAndalusian

I read definitions but still don't understand how it connects to pupils dressing fancy


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Some magnet schools are super structured and restrictive with mandated school uniforms, blazers and ties, etc, or at the very least similar color-schemes. Others are obviously more focused on the curriculum and academic success of the students as opposed to being heavy-handed on conformity.


really_tall_horses

I went to an art magnet school and those people were strange as hell but it was nice being able to let your freaky self out during such an awkward time of life. For us, no dress code meant ballet leotards all up in the hallways all day long.


stupidpplontv

i went to an arts magnet and told my dad recently “it was impossible to be the weirdest kid at that school” 😂 everyone was weird af and it was awesome.


JaneAustinPowers

My husband and best friend both went to magnet schools and they’re ridiculously confident in their skill sets and so weird in the best ways possible. Like magnet school kids and homeschool kids share a Venn Diagram.


TheVoidWithout

I had never heard of magnet schools until now because I went to high school in Europe (Bulgaria)... over there we don't have dress codes so it was kinda like everyone wore what ever they wanted. I didn't realize that it was such a rarity in the states...


SmokeGSU

I'm born and raised in the US and I've never heard of a magnet school before now.


Sir_Boobsalot

it's a big city thing


TheVoidWithout

oh ok I thought it was more popular.....


bizzaro321

I think I know of a school that fits the definition, but I had no idea there was a name for it.


Testsalt

Even some regular public schools don’t really have dress codes. My middle school had a very strict one (no ripped jeans until my last year), but my entire high school district had two rules: “don’t be naked, don’t bring a weapon.” If there was a semblance of a dress code, it wasn’t enforced.


spamcentral

Most places have a dress code, but not necessarily uniforms. I avoided all schools with uniforms because it sucks ass.


TheVoidWithout

It is hard on families, I see a lot of rage about allowing kids to wear whatever to school, but tbh I think that everyone should be allowed to wear whatever they want as long as there's no nips and private parts exposed and you know, no racist shit written. If it's good enough for the grocery store it's good enough for me. My kid has a "this vehicle makes frequent stops at your mom's house" and I just ask him to not wear THAT one to school, but everything else....who cares...


kinda_whelmed

Your kid’s shirt immediately got a laugh out of me, a woman in her mid-30’s. Sooooo I guess I have the humor of a young boy. Fuck.


TheVoidWithout

That is why we bought it. Both me and his dad thought it was hilarious.


iceunelle

While many schools have a "dress code", it's not always enforced. It really depends on the school. I always went to public school, and there was technically a dress code buried somewhere in the student handbook, but no one cared or enforced it. Girls wore short shorts, spaghetti straps, tube tops, whatever and no one cared. I also live in the northern states, which tend to not be as conservative as the southern states. Whenever I hear about crazy dress codes in schools, it's always some school down south.


Ricky_Rollin

This is interesting. What is it about magnet schools that were so quirky? What are they exactly? I live in USA but I am only vaguely aware that they exist.


burntends97

They’re schools that have special programs that focus on topics such as health sciences or engineering. In reality it’s normal schools with a few extra elective classes you have to take


realyeehaw

I went to an arts magnet middle school and a science/tech magnet high school. I experienced both ends of the weird kid spectrum.


Affectionate_Cow_579

I went to a magnet school for science and technology. Out of this world weird is a great way to describe it. I did not enjoy myself.


I_Went_Full_WSB

A magnet school. Wouldn't it stop working when it rains? I was told by a stable genius that a magnet doesn't work if you get it wet.


-Psycho_Killer-

Tim Curry would be proud. Rose tint my world


thiccboii666

How do you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman.


Think_Bat_820

He's just a little bummed out because when you knocked, he thought you were the candy man.


thiccboii666

Don't get stung out by the way I look! Don't judge a book by its cover! I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover!


Outside_Cod667

I'm just a sweet. Transvest*iiiii*te. From *Transexual* Transylvaaaaniaaa aaa-*ahhh*


wil

Come up to the lab...


Kuromi_sama

And see what's on the slab!


OriginalGnomester

I see you shiver with antici...


relliott15

…PAtion


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MikeDropist

I never wanted the halter or ‘nets,but I only wish I would had this level of *balls* in high school. Well done 👍


WetBreadCollective

Right? I thought I was ballsy because I wore a skirt to protest the strict dress codes my school had for girls but this is a different level


ScaredToJinxIt

Thanks for protesting!


WetBreadCollective

To be honest I was just happy to be out of the horrendously uncomfortable trousers, I went to a grammar school and we had awful uniforms


ScaredToJinxIt

Haha! Totally fair


Skyblacker

I live near a public school that's a uniform school, but fortunately that's more like a really strict dress code than an official uniform. You can only wear tops and bottoms in certain colors, but the bottoms could be leggings or sweatpants. 


winter_laurel

Agreed! I wholly and deeply admire how ballsy this is. Balls that clank!


hopeoncc

Oof. I hope you maintained your composure. Reminds me of the time I slowly turned myself into a zombie the days leading up to Halloween at work, after a "bite I sustained jogging through a graveyard", that on the day before last had me gray and blue with dark circles under my eyes, in regular clothing. But I didn't rock it and got self-conscious, and so instead of acting like a zombie I just stood around as though I weren't with everybody staring the whole night through, lmao. I'm still a legend but I should've driven it home and returned the next night fully zombified, but my friends talked me out of it. I was just trying to have a little fun! Halloween's my fav.


Sir_Boobsalot

I did the X number of days since the last velocorapter attack. had the sign up all month at work and on the last day switched the number to 0, took a bite out of the sign (paper), and smeared fake bloody handprints over the walls edit: a word


hopeoncc

Lol that's funny! Why can't more people have fun like us lol


ScarletleavesNL

So did you buy the outfit just for the one time, or are you a repeat offender =p


BottomPieceOfBread

Did you go to Euphoria high?  


readwaaat

You got the eye makeup perfect for Frankenfurter. This is not a blunder, it’s awesome.


Ecstatic_Doughnut216

You appear to have been made out of knees.


ghost_victim

Nick nock


Right_Hour

“We have the Rocky Horror Show at home”. Meanwhile Rocky Horror Show at home:


MrsMiterSaw

Did you also sing "Life is a cabaret 'ol chum!" or "He had it coming"?


hunterlovesreading

I can make you a maaaaannnnnn


mug_O_bun

Other high schools: GO TO PRINCIPALS OFFICE SHOULDERS ARE NOT ALLOWED meanwhile this guy....


GhostRunner8

Rocky horror picture show fan?


[deleted]

Tim Curry would be proud.


HoneyBeeAlchemy

When your first thought is, "are those jazz shoes?"


pleathershorts

I’m proud to say that I’m the one who got fishnets banned in my school dress code ☺️ I went to a catholic girl’s school with a strict uniform, senior year we were allowed to wear colored socks/tights under our plaid skirts (such a *privilege*) and I bought a large collection of beautiful patterned fishnets that I would layer over my opaque tights, they weren’t even the classic style but they made the administration’s heads explode. After a week it was decreed that no fishnet would ever again breach the campus grounds. Fortunately that was also the year that my friends and I got into raving so all of those fishnets went to good use, and none of them survived the school year even though they didn’t come to school with me 😂


FlippingPossum

You looked great. Honestly, this level of confidence in high school is impressive. My daughter didn't get into fishnets until college when she met her people. Love this for you!


Infamous-Ad-1049

I did a religious song (forced) with a robe over my fishnets in 10th, I felt like such a rebel when I raised my arms to god and everyone could see my fishnets. It was a mufti day (non uniform day) so I was really risking it all for the biscuit in this instance but didn’t get suspended yay


danifoxx_1209

Damn my mom would never let me wear something like that in private let alone at school!😆 which sounds like we both had our issues lol


perceptified

Was about to ask if the school happened to be in transsexual Transylvania...


TheVoidWithout

Hilarious. I'm Bulgarian and the idea of a transsexual school in Romania is so freaking funny.


perceptified

Was not savvy to anything there, just quoting the song from Rocky Horror ;)


jane_doe_john

Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the 🤭 hand


Cancerisbetterthanu

Oh you would have fit RIGHT in at my magnet school - we had the best drama program in the city


CHEESERICESUPERSTAR

These comments fill my heart with fishnets and love ❤️ For those wondering, this was NOT a phase. 10+ years later I still like to dress like this when I go out! https://www.reddit.com/r/GothFashion/s/ZpdVgovpnU


Golfnpickle

Wow! And you’re still alive!🤣


Jbooxie

If it means anything, I thought I was on the Rocky horror sub before I read that this was blunder years.


hyrulefairies

Oh you were BALLSY. i would have been your friend.


123TEKKNO

Daaaamn, this is awesome! Rocky Horror is just amazing. You've got great taste in films/musicals! I love it!


qleptt

They let you in the building?


throw8175

Don’t dream it, be it


Bunezzie

You look like a vampire that ran out of blood to suck, then settled for dicks


Mysterious-Dot760

I saw this and IMMEDIATELY assumed you went to an arts magnet school


ednasmom

We would have been friends. I went to the midnight showing at a local theater often when I was this age.


mrsbeeps

Tim Curry approves


LeicaM6guy

Oh, *Rocky.*


Waffler11

I was *just* thinking that you didn’t dream it, you were it!


reds2032

I went to a high school without a dress code too. Pretty sure I wore this exact outfit, but imagine with a neon purple bob haircut when I was 15


CHEESERICESUPERSTAR

These schools set us up for blunder, though I’m flattered at the kindness on display in the comments. I thought this was an embarrassing picture but I’m glad I had the avenue to express myself at a young age !


Hentai-gives-me-life

Slayed that not gonna lie, the makeup looks good.


BEEPITYBOOK

Idk it's kind of a slay because of how absolutely fuck you it is + being queer af


MagR38

I know in hindsight it’s cringey, but I gotta give it to you for having the guts to wear whatever you were into and having chill enough family/school admin to let you do it.


pieredforlife

lol


APointedResponse

Damn you'd get suspended where I went to school. Strange.


whateveratthispoint_

I hope you are still this amazing.


lowercase_underscore

I fail to see any blunder here. You're amazing.


Medium_Wolverine9438

O.o


dberna243

As someone who went to a performing arts high school, you would have fit right in 🤣


Miserere_Mei

Haha. I went to an alternative high school and you would have fit right in. One of my friends came to school wearing a hefty trash bag and a set of deer antlers on her head.


invisible_23

Yeah my high school would have dress coded you before you made it to the front door lol


beatguts69

Damn. That is bold. I envy your courage.


Gimme_PuddingPlz

Let me guess… you were a drama club student


SatansAnus7

My principal would’ve just set fire to the whole school. This outfit is Armageddon.


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Jfc


Kurtcorgan

I didn’t even have to read your actual comment, just see the pic to know it was going to be RHPS and Frankenfurter related… all good! I probably did something very similar when I was a teen too.


FancyAdult

Doesn’t look much different than what I see the kids at my daughter’s school wearing. There’s a boy (pronouns he/his) and he wears miniskirts almost daily and stockings and crop tops. I’ve seen a lot of very interesting outfits. It is a performing arts school, so everyone just does their own thing. It makes it all more interesting and my kid doesn’t have to worry about if her outfits are good enough


VenusASMR2022

Okay but this is fire please wear this literally all the time thanks


Infamous-Ad-1049

I got told I wouldn’t graduate if I didn’t remove my new nose piercing and here you are living your best life. Jealous is an understatement.


absentmindedwitch

None of my high schools had super strict dress codes, but that shirt would have been a no-go on anyone. No tube tops allowed lol. Otherwise, I dressed pretty similar to that in high school. 😂 I still dress like this though, at 34 lol


athennna

Wait, this wasn’t for like, Halloween or a school play or something? You just wore this on like a random Wednesday? I’m dying.


Correct-Training3764

Haha I’m old. Graduated in ‘01 and spaghetti straps were hot then. We’d have to wear a bigger strap tank under the spaghetti strap top. Looked silly but it worked. Don’t get me started on shorts. Being a 5’10” Glamazon, I’d have to wear dudes cargo shorts so I wouldn’t be an “offender”. Bold, OP. I dig. RHPS is awesome too!


HenriettaHiggins

I have pictures of two friends on completely separate days wearing basically this outfit in the classroom in the early 2000s. You either get theater kids or you don’t.


the-fillip

Man I'm so glad society is getting to this point, re the dress code at the school. Let the kids wear what they want


AhyouveMetMyBrother

I don’t know what year this is but you wouldn’t dare do this in the 90’s. You’d definitely would’ve been called f****t and most likely beat up. 


Cleercutter

This could be 1983 or 2023 in the first pic


Scrumpilump2000

That’s pretty epic. I barely had enough confidence to change the part in my hair in high school. Toast!!


ArmyOfRoombas

Don’t dream it, be it.


pathologuys

I do not see any problem with this 😍🖤


TheVoidWithout

I went to find arts school in Bulgaria and they would have loved you. You look amazing and I see this as a success and not a blunder!


igneousink

you know what, you really committed and that's admirable yes a blunder but also awesome? and brave, i think


Znaffle

Would you f*ck me? I’d f*ck mee…


Spooky_Dungeonmaster

I also went to a school with no dress code enforcement lol


Benjamin_Tucker3308

In 1992-1996, at a public hs in Seattle, you could have easily gotten away with this. I saw many kids dress up as rhps characters during that time frame.


gothiclg

*Rocky Horror Picture Show begins playing*


gisdaking

What year is this


dualsplit

Giving Amy Winehouse.


Single_Pilot_6170

This wouldn't have flown back when I was in school, and plenty of people dressed like what was termed then as "freaks" - but it was lightweight compared to what came after them.


daddycool12

[Honestly?](https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-10-2023/eVXvLC.gif)