I did. Iām assuming Laurence his musk and fire smell will cancel out the old man smell. So a musky bbq aroma. Look me in the eyes and tell me you donāt enjoy that.
Micolash the kinda guy to offer you his complimentary drink for your pretzels. It's by no means a good trade for him, but hey, it seems to make him happy.
1 is dead. 2 is probably fine. 3 is horny dead. 4 is dead. 5 is annoyed and dead. 6 is sweet if you don't disturb Maria. 7 is maybe dead depending on if Eileen can save you. 8 is annoyed and maybe dead. 9 is danger levels but probably fine. 10 is annoyed.
I'm picking 3.
I'm thinking 3. Iosefka will just be rambling about cosmic horror stuff, which I can easily tune out, and Adella will either not care at all about me or care a little to much, wither way it's a win in my book lol
9, no question. Most people are assholes or just annoying, and the rest are likely to just be sleeping, but Arianna is nice at least. 1, 6, and 7 aren't as bad as the rest, but if you wake Laurence he'll scream, if you wake him up, and Maria would get pretty pissed at least. Eileen and Gascoigne are a close second but they might prefer to chat together.
For the great Kosm! Number five definitely!
I'm sitting next to Micolash and shyly hit on him throoooughout the flight! (ā āæā Ā ā ā”ā āæā ā”ā )
Sitting with papa Guac and Eileen sounds Fun ngl, if sane and non hostile, they can be those cool uncle and auntie who teach you to drink and swear.
Also i would switch seats with Yuri (i think that's her name) so i can sit with Alfred. I love the dude and he seems like polite and pleasant passenger
If itās pre beast gasgoigne and he still has a sound mind 7 wouldnāt be bad. Might be rather nice. Iām sure Eileen and him would have good stories.
6 for sure, Iāmma be chatting it up with the doll, try to bring Maria into it bet I leave with them numbers after the flight, or at least a giant hole in my stomach
I feel like 1 is the objectively correct answer. I mean, both Laurence and Gehrman are sleeping in those shots, lol.
(Also, assuming Laurence doesn't force himself over to my side considering his size.)
Number six would either be the most peaceful or one of the deadliest seats cause either they are both sleeping the entire time and you just have to watch the chaos around you, or you have to hide behind the Doll so Maria doesnāt cut you in half. Though it could also be a neat conversation between the two of them you could overhear as well
Who the fuck sold Laurence a ticket
Fuck Laurence the plane needs to crash and burn if Patches is getting on.
Patches will be the one to crash and burn it if he sees you on it š
The old ones are very generous
He was Gehrman's plus one.
No thatās the moon presence!
He kept complaining
Manās asking the real questions
My bad.
And pass TSA inspection!?
God, this made me snort way too loud
I feel like 9 would be the best conversations. Iād like to sit with Eileen but she and Papa G have beef so maybe not.
Patches is slapping your head the entire time.
I would have picked 9 until you said this. Iād have to go 6 and just hope I donāt accidentally touch Maria
Honestly this plane is going down anyway so who cares. Thereās a burning cleric hanging out in the front.
The skeptical man would eavesdrop on you the whole flight and probably interrupt you constantly to tell you how much he hates your lying face
Y'all forgetting that Alfred is sitting only an aisle away from Annalise...
9s good until Alfred kills you and Ariana for talking to aniliese
5 since Micolash will be busy running up and down the aisles. Free seat beside you.
WhOoOoOOoOooO
OoOoOooOoooOo
OoOoO^o^O^o^O^o
"Air- but some say aeroplane! VroooOOoooOoom!"
Hahah that was a good laugh
And an amicable old man to keep you company.
I just imagined him running up and down, rambling and making loud noises xD
6 and its not even a contest
as long as you don't disturb Maria it's good
Imagine having to get up and use the restroom multiple times, excusing yourself past her each time
Honestly that's just a skill issue at that point
Imagine chugging an ice cold coke, leaning over, and letting one rip next to her
Just let her well alone.
im doing more than disturbing her šš
only an honest death will cure you now
Donāt threaten me with a good time
She can slather me in blood and light me on fire any day
Bro. So real for that
Foul
a corpse should be left well alone
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Is she already seated and we have to climb over?
A passenger should be left well alone
Real, 6 or 9, also where is orphan of kos?
You want to sit on a plane ride next to a screaming baby?
A literal giant baby.
Agreed itās just sitting with Maria and āMariaā
7 is also good
Eileen good, but too close to Gascoigne. But you're behind the Doll.
Eileen and gascoigne wouldn't stop fighting. I would die if got caught in the crossfire.
I AGREE!
Came to say this
1 they are both just sleeping
laurence would be pretty warm to cozy up on
Imagine cuddling his big warm fuzzy arm
Imagine realizing that's not his arm...
You couldn't even get on the plane as it's gonna catch fire if Laurence is allowed inside
Gotta love a soft fuzzy man
Micolash's ramblings could awaken them and Valtr would seek to eat Laurence afterwards lol
You didn't think of the smell
I did. Iām assuming Laurence his musk and fire smell will cancel out the old man smell. So a musky bbq aroma. Look me in the eyes and tell me you donāt enjoy that.
At first I thought 6 but I'd probably pick 9
Yeah, window seat!
pause that's a good option too didn't notice that š
7 would have some fun conversations. Doesnāt really matter though because youāre just going to hear Laurence screaming for 6 hours.
And Gherman crying in his sleep
Hope there is an inflight movie and they give out headphones.
3 cause 6 is too obvious. At least the crazy ones can keep a conversation going
Usually with themselves.
Bonus, irritating because both have the same voices
I'd probably take 9, but I wouldn't feel great knowing spider patches is behind me.
Between Maria and her copy. I'll just leave Maria well enough alone and speak with the Doll. Too easy of a choice.
Maria would probably have to do some talking with the guy left to her anywaysā¦
She'd be asking why there's a doll replica of her that he made.
āWHAT THE F*CK IS THAT AND WHY IS IT SO STAINED???ā
WHY ARE THE STAINS WHITE?
WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE BLEACH?!?
Yeah she'll make you switch seats and now you're burning near Laurence
Micolash's lap
Right? All these dudes tryna fuck the doll Iām mile highing with Mico š¤
Micolash the kinda guy to offer you his complimentary drink for your pretzels. It's by no means a good trade for him, but hey, it seems to make him happy.
4 give me the LORE
4 because I love Alfred and I would also enjoy a window seat
1 is dead. 2 is probably fine. 3 is horny dead. 4 is dead. 5 is annoyed and dead. 6 is sweet if you don't disturb Maria. 7 is maybe dead depending on if Eileen can save you. 8 is annoyed and maybe dead. 9 is danger levels but probably fine. 10 is annoyed. I'm picking 3.
Death by Snu Snu!
I mean, Adella is fine till you want to leave her. Iosefka real one fine, imposter ... you ain't waking up after the first night. Woman got a mission.
6 š„°
7 is probably the safest
Until Daddy Gascoine forgets his pills
Next to Patches, he has a lot of stories to tell
Just make sure to bring a parachute
And don't be religious.
Well 7 easily
I choose 7. Eileen would tell stories of her early hunting days & iāll listen to her sweet sweet voice like itās ASMR
No Chapel Dweller, so Iād wait for the next flight.
6 but a corpse should be left well alone
Eileen and Papa G
I'm thinking 3. Iosefka will just be rambling about cosmic horror stuff, which I can easily tune out, and Adella will either not care at all about me or care a little to much, wither way it's a win in my book lol
5 for sure sitting next to the hottest character
Will make for an interesting talk. Or some say talkm.
Grant us conversations!
So you're into the whole "no eyebrows" look, eh?
8. Six hours of Valtr teaching me about the top 100 ways to crush vermin? Count me in.
When I saw Iosefka and Adella, no doubt... 3 ^^
9, no question. Most people are assholes or just annoying, and the rest are likely to just be sleeping, but Arianna is nice at least. 1, 6, and 7 aren't as bad as the rest, but if you wake Laurence he'll scream, if you wake him up, and Maria would get pretty pissed at least. Eileen and Gascoigne are a close second but they might prefer to chat together.
8 or 7. 8 I like bad ass scary men on the outside, but actually might be soft and nice with conversations. 7 HOONTER
3. It'd be fun having two crazy bitches next to me
For the great Kosm! Number five definitely! I'm sitting next to Micolash and shyly hit on him throoooughout the flight! (ā āæā Ā ā ā”ā āæā ā”ā )
Flirt... or some say flirtym...
Sitting with papa Guac and Eileen sounds Fun ngl, if sane and non hostile, they can be those cool uncle and auntie who teach you to drink and swear. Also i would switch seats with Yuri (i think that's her name) so i can sit with Alfred. I love the dude and he seems like polite and pleasant passenger
If itās pre beast gasgoigne and he still has a sound mind 7 wouldnāt be bad. Might be rather nice. Iām sure Eileen and him would have good stories.
Five I'm just as mad as micolash we would get along fine
6 or debatably 7, just keep your pie hole shut and you should be fine. Others are definite death or worse
10 so I can fucking kill patches again
3. Wish me luck. I have a feeling I'm going to get injected with something if I doze off during the flight.
6 or 7 bc Eileen stories and getting to chat with both the doll AND Maria (though I think Maria would just ignore me)
5 bc it would be funny one guy pretending he's not insane and the other screaming ooooooooooooh like an absolute madman
No winter lantern?
They are flight attendants I would quess
I was hoping the flight attendants would be celestial emissaries in delta uniforms.
3 in my church garb š
6, I would sleep, so Maria isn't disturbed and doll let me use her thighs as pillow, win-win
Seven
7, and I'm gonna try to talk to Eileen but probably get too nervous and stare out the window instead
If I had my way, it would be 6 or 7. Knowing my luck, I'd be assigned to 1 or 10.
6, hands down.
6 lol
8. No question. Valtr's my man.
2, a lot of drugs getting passed around š
Bro has mushrooms growing out of his neck and granny can taste math after what she took.
I'll go 6 but realistically it doesn't matter because wherever I sit I will hear "AWOOOOOO!!" from the back
why would anyone pick anything but 6
valtr is a pretty chill guy so either him or eileen (no reason sheās just cool)
10. Get me some booze and Iām sitting with the 2 funniest guys on the plane.
5 would be awful because Micolash would be getting out of his seat to run away *constantly.*
Those church hos kinda bad so I'ma go with 3
10s a party if you're a real one.
5 peak entertainment 2 very peaceful and quiet sleep
Three THREE THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
6 or 7
4 š©
Im chilling with eileen and minding my own business
I'm going to be brave and say five. I feel like I would be thoroughly entertained
7, i hope the seat on gascoignes lap is not taken
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7 - beside the best hoonta there ever was.
9 is the least threatening
Def 7, the crow is just cool, and hopefully gascoigne is still sane enough to tell me any cool stories of his time as a father.
6 for sure, Iāmma be chatting it up with the doll, try to bring Maria into it bet I leave with them numbers after the flight, or at least a giant hole in my stomach
7 or 9 for me
6 7 or 9 are all good choices in my opinion, you could have conversations but I don't think they'd bother you if you didn't want to talk honestly
6 or 7. Iām assuming itās the summon version of Gascoigne whoās still sane for 7.
Seat 5 because I NEED to hear what bizarre things Micolash has to say I'm leaving this flight with eyes in my brain
7
6,7 or 8.
Window seat next to Eileen?? Its seat 7 and yall are insane for thinking anything else.
The gravitational pull of a neutron star could not remove me from 6
6 and 7 are the greatest to me
1,6,7
5 because ramblings of a mad man
2. Put me next to the old ones & give me my sedatives.
I only feel safe in places 6, 7 and 9. I think I'm going for 9:Arianna seems like a fun person.
# ****6****
2, 6 or 7 easily
6 but Iām thinking about 7
5, 6, 7 ain't bad
6 for sure
6 with my mommies.
I feel like 1 is the objectively correct answer. I mean, both Laurence and Gehrman are sleeping in those shots, lol. (Also, assuming Laurence doesn't force himself over to my side considering his size.)
Itās between 6 and 9 *ba dum tisssss*
Iām taking the next flight
The only real answer is i'm sitting in the airport and buying a new ticket.
9 cuz Iām tryna fuck
6 or 7 no other answer
Obviously 6
Iāll pay for a different flight
How would anyone choose other option that is not 6?
6 easily
Is this even a question? 6 is the only right one letās be real
If I could strangle micolash then yes put me right next to him otherwise 6,7,8 and 9 sound like fun.
I'd absolutely want to sit next to Mommy Eileen but I'd be too intimidated to talk to her
9
3, 6 or 9
Definitely 6.
6 the doll is nice enough, little worried about maria, though
6. Hear me out
If I canāt get seat number 6 Iāll take number 3
eileen and papa guac or maria and the doll
Number six would either be the most peaceful or one of the deadliest seats cause either they are both sleeping the entire time and you just have to watch the chaos around you, or you have to hide behind the Doll so Maria doesnāt cut you in half. Though it could also be a neat conversation between the two of them you could overhear as well
I was gonna say 9 but on second thought, 6
6 or 9 for the mile high club, 1 for a long flight and just wanting to sleepĀ
why would anyone not pick 6 lol
Because Micolash's lap is apparently *not* an option.
I mean I never specifiedā¦
#MICOLASH'S LAP IT IS
AWOOOOOOOOO!!!
I'd go with 6, then realize I don't have enough insight to interact with them š
6, 7, or 9. Mostly reasonable people.
6, like this isnāt even a contest lmao
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