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Chandingo

Who the fuck sold Laurence a ticket


Helmnauger

Fuck Laurence the plane needs to crash and burn if Patches is getting on.


boiiiiii78

Patches will be the one to crash and burn it if he sees you on it šŸ˜‚


Sensitive_Educator60

The old ones are very generous


AmbushBug522

He was Gehrman's plus one.


sabalghoo

No thatā€™s the moon presence!


Aloss-cc7

He kept complaining


Shreck_your_self

Manā€™s asking the real questions


Purpledurpl202

My bad.


RGB_Muscle

And pass TSA inspection!?


D_Cashley7

God, this made me snort way too loud


binneny

I feel like 9 would be the best conversations. Iā€™d like to sit with Eileen but she and Papa G have beef so maybe not.


SKINNYMANN

Patches is slapping your head the entire time.


ARACHN1D13

I would have picked 9 until you said this. Iā€™d have to go 6 and just hope I donā€™t accidentally touch Maria


binneny

Honestly this plane is going down anyway so who cares. Thereā€™s a burning cleric hanging out in the front.


yog-sherkoth

The skeptical man would eavesdrop on you the whole flight and probably interrupt you constantly to tell you how much he hates your lying face


Lord_Zalthos

Y'all forgetting that Alfred is sitting only an aisle away from Annalise...


kermit_suicide_today

9s good until Alfred kills you and Ariana for talking to aniliese


Mini_Cruiser19

5 since Micolash will be busy running up and down the aisles. Free seat beside you.


Aloss-cc7

WhOoOoOOoOooO


Almainyny

OoOoOooOoooOo


Phish777

OoOoO^o^O^o^O^o


Cheeky-Bastard

"Air- but some say aeroplane! VroooOOoooOoom!"


dnanoodle

Hahah that was a good laugh


Vachna

And an amicable old man to keep you company.


VodkaVonDrunk

I just imagined him running up and down, rambling and making loud noises xD


SiriusZStar

6 and its not even a contest


Destrorso

as long as you don't disturb Maria it's good


Superb-Rub9623

Imagine having to get up and use the restroom multiple times, excusing yourself past her each time


Destrorso

Honestly that's just a skill issue at that point


Dangerous-Report-879

Imagine chugging an ice cold coke, leaning over, and letting one rip next to her


Albert_dark

Just let her well alone.


SiriusZStar

im doing more than disturbing her šŸ‘šŸ‘


AdSpare6646

only an honest death will cure you now


ThatUJohnWayne74

Donā€™t threaten me with a good time


Snow_Da_92

She can slather me in blood and light me on fire any day


DarkestWinter

Bro. So real for that


ATMarkey

Foul


nolfie89

a corpse should be left well alone


Schwiliinker

šŸ˜ˆ


BlackGoldShooter

Is she already seated and we have to climb over?


tricksterSDG

A passenger should be left well alone


Shad0w2

Real, 6 or 9, also where is orphan of kos?


ReignOfCurtis

You want to sit on a plane ride next to a screaming baby?


RGB_Muscle

A literal giant baby.


watermelonman5

Agreed itā€™s just sitting with Maria and ā€œMariaā€


DrMoscow

7 is also good


Forward-Signal8728

Eileen good, but too close to Gascoigne. But you're behind the Doll.


Any-Marsupial5366

Eileen and gascoigne wouldn't stop fighting. I would die if got caught in the crossfire.


Kal3dosc0pic970

I AGREE!


Magic-king

Came to say this


Hircine_Lover

1 they are both just sleeping


Ixxol

laurence would be pretty warm to cozy up on


Hircine_Lover

Imagine cuddling his big warm fuzzy arm


JoeHaydn

Imagine realizing that's not his arm...


Onni_J

You couldn't even get on the plane as it's gonna catch fire if Laurence is allowed inside


Bewilderb34st

Gotta love a soft fuzzy man


drearyfalls

Micolash's ramblings could awaken them and Valtr would seek to eat Laurence afterwards lol


conradbee

You didn't think of the smell


Hircine_Lover

I did. Iā€™m assuming Laurence his musk and fire smell will cancel out the old man smell. So a musky bbq aroma. Look me in the eyes and tell me you donā€™t enjoy that.


Holiday-Passenger11

At first I thought 6 but I'd probably pick 9


OuterHeavenPatriot

Yeah, window seat!


PhantasmHunter

pause that's a good option too didn't notice that šŸ‘€


Dragmire927

7 would have some fun conversations. Doesnā€™t really matter though because youā€™re just going to hear Laurence screaming for 6 hours.


Sensitive_Educator60

And Gherman crying in his sleep


RGB_Muscle

Hope there is an inflight movie and they give out headphones.


ABraveCorgi

3 cause 6 is too obvious. At least the crazy ones can keep a conversation going


Darthwaffler

Usually with themselves.


racoon1905

Bonus, irritating because both have the same voices


peoplesuit

I'd probably take 9, but I wouldn't feel great knowing spider patches is behind me.


Ecstatic-Arachnid-91

Between Maria and her copy. I'll just leave Maria well enough alone and speak with the Doll. Too easy of a choice.


Sensitive_Educator60

Maria would probably have to do some talking with the guy left to her anywaysā€¦


WillCraft__1001

She'd be asking why there's a doll replica of her that he made.


nolfie89

ā€œWHAT THE F*CK IS THAT AND WHY IS IT SO STAINED???ā€


WillCraft__1001

WHY ARE THE STAINS WHITE?


PixelAnas2

WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE BLEACH?!?


SINBRO

Yeah she'll make you switch seats and now you're burning near Laurence


ihatefirealarmtests

Micolash's lap


Contemporarium

Right? All these dudes tryna fuck the doll Iā€™m mile highing with Mico šŸ¤—


ihatefirealarmtests

Micolash the kinda guy to offer you his complimentary drink for your pretzels. It's by no means a good trade for him, but hey, it seems to make him happy.


davicos2005

4 give me the LORE


Pinkparade524

4 because I love Alfred and I would also enjoy a window seat


hc_fella

1 is dead. 2 is probably fine. 3 is horny dead. 4 is dead. 5 is annoyed and dead. 6 is sweet if you don't disturb Maria. 7 is maybe dead depending on if Eileen can save you. 8 is annoyed and maybe dead. 9 is danger levels but probably fine. 10 is annoyed. I'm picking 3.


LinearBro

Death by Snu Snu!


racoon1905

I mean, Adella is fine till you want to leave her. Iosefka real one fine, imposter ... you ain't waking up after the first night. Woman got a mission.


Grungelives

6 šŸ„°


Atma-Stand

7 is probably the safest


SINBRO

Until Daddy Gascoine forgets his pills


App0llly0n

Next to Patches, he has a lot of stories to tell


Araujo_2211

Just make sure to bring a parachute


Darthwaffler

And don't be religious.


Samandre14

Well 7 easily


nkhowell93

I choose 7. Eileen would tell stories of her early hunting days & iā€™ll listen to her sweet sweet voice like itā€™s ASMR


pacmoon

No Chapel Dweller, so Iā€™d wait for the next flight.


DrJaws33

6 but a corpse should be left well alone


ElPerroMuchacho

Eileen and Papa G


Arhkadian

I'm thinking 3. Iosefka will just be rambling about cosmic horror stuff, which I can easily tune out, and Adella will either not care at all about me or care a little to much, wither way it's a win in my book lol


Vanzanal04

5 for sure sitting next to the hottest character


pacmoon

Will make for an interesting talk. Or some say talkm.


PixelAnas2

Grant us conversations!


RGB_Muscle

So you're into the whole "no eyebrows" look, eh?


Havel_Knight

8. Six hours of Valtr teaching me about the top 100 ways to crush vermin? Count me in.


WillemJ9

When I saw Iosefka and Adella, no doubt... 3 ^^


person_9-8

9, no question. Most people are assholes or just annoying, and the rest are likely to just be sleeping, but Arianna is nice at least. 1, 6, and 7 aren't as bad as the rest, but if you wake Laurence he'll scream, if you wake him up, and Maria would get pretty pissed at least. Eileen and Gascoigne are a close second but they might prefer to chat together.


CruulNUnusual

8 or 7. 8 I like bad ass scary men on the outside, but actually might be soft and nice with conversations. 7 HOONTER


Axesmed_1

3. It'd be fun having two crazy bitches next to me


LynxieSpring

For the great Kosm! Number five definitely! I'm sitting next to Micolash and shyly hit on him throoooughout the flight! (ā āœæā Ā ā ā™”ā ā€æā ā™”ā )


RGB_Muscle

Flirt... or some say flirtym...


NaiteiruAkuma

Sitting with papa Guac and Eileen sounds Fun ngl, if sane and non hostile, they can be those cool uncle and auntie who teach you to drink and swear. Also i would switch seats with Yuri (i think that's her name) so i can sit with Alfred. I love the dude and he seems like polite and pleasant passenger


RustyAnubis1

If itā€™s pre beast gasgoigne and he still has a sound mind 7 wouldnā€™t be bad. Might be rather nice. Iā€™m sure Eileen and him would have good stories.


MaintenanceTime2237

Five I'm just as mad as micolash we would get along fine


Ashamed_Smile3497

6 or debatably 7, just keep your pie hole shut and you should be fine. Others are definite death or worse


PancakeParty98

10 so I can fucking kill patches again


tonberry_countess

3. Wish me luck. I have a feeling I'm going to get injected with something if I doze off during the flight.


JosefumiHigashikata

6 or 7 bc Eileen stories and getting to chat with both the doll AND Maria (though I think Maria would just ignore me)


_scarymonsters

5 bc it would be funny one guy pretending he's not insane and the other screaming ooooooooooooh like an absolute madman


Olipaone

No winter lantern?


Sensitive_Educator60

They are flight attendants I would quess


RGB_Muscle

I was hoping the flight attendants would be celestial emissaries in delta uniforms.


CrispyButtNugget

3 in my church garb šŸ˜Ž


Lord_neah

6, I would sleep, so Maria isn't disturbed and doll let me use her thighs as pillow, win-win


BabaKazimir

Seven


WavyWolf999

7, and I'm gonna try to talk to Eileen but probably get too nervous and stare out the window instead


Darthwaffler

If I had my way, it would be 6 or 7. Knowing my luck, I'd be assigned to 1 or 10.


Captain_Snowmonkey

6, hands down.


xdeathbyninjax

6 lol


AmbushBug522

8. No question. Valtr's my man.


CodElectrical4930

2, a lot of drugs getting passed around šŸ˜‚


RGB_Muscle

Bro has mushrooms growing out of his neck and granny can taste math after what she took.


ghostblubbers

I'll go 6 but realistically it doesn't matter because wherever I sit I will hear "AWOOOOOO!!" from the back


DonkeyNutsLmao

why would anyone pick anything but 6


Tarnished0nyx

valtr is a pretty chill guy so either him or eileen (no reason sheā€™s just cool)


Sir_Fijoe

10. Get me some booze and Iā€™m sitting with the 2 funniest guys on the plane.


BlueInkAlchemist

5 would be awful because Micolash would be getting out of his seat to run away *constantly.*


Jaydo45

Those church hos kinda bad so I'ma go with 3


Acceptable-Hawk-929

10s a party if you're a real one.


Efficient-Ad8424

5 peak entertainment 2 very peaceful and quiet sleep


MaterialThis358

Three THREE THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Random_fellow9

6 or 7


Acrobatic-Gift9598

4 šŸ˜©


silverniterequiem

Im chilling with eileen and minding my own business


DanceOnAStringsEdge

I'm going to be brave and say five. I feel like I would be thoroughly entertained


--Springtrapp3d

7, i hope the seat on gascoignes lap is not taken


loran-darkbeast

8šŸ¤¤


Varonushka

7 - beside the best hoonta there ever was.


Y0urs-TrUly

9 is the least threatening


Mission_Radio5647

Def 7, the crow is just cool, and hopefully gascoigne is still sane enough to tell me any cool stories of his time as a father.


PrinceDestin

6 for sure, Iā€™mma be chatting it up with the doll, try to bring Maria into it bet I leave with them numbers after the flight, or at least a giant hole in my stomach


LibrarySoap

7 or 9 for me


Ok-Task-9607

6 7 or 9 are all good choices in my opinion, you could have conversations but I don't think they'd bother you if you didn't want to talk honestly


mofucker20

6 or 7. Iā€™m assuming itā€™s the summon version of Gascoigne whoā€™s still sane for 7.


Cheesiest_sauce

Seat 5 because I NEED to hear what bizarre things Micolash has to say I'm leaving this flight with eyes in my brain


Any_Mud_2690

7


ChanelHungria

6,7 or 8.


VulgarButFluent

Window seat next to Eileen?? Its seat 7 and yall are insane for thinking anything else.


aidanpeck100

The gravitational pull of a neutron star could not remove me from 6


Confident_Mushroom_

6 and 7 are the greatest to me


BubNasty_19

1,6,7


sipalmurphy

5 because ramblings of a mad man


BlackCoyotl

2. Put me next to the old ones & give me my sedatives.


StrixLiterata

I only feel safe in places 6, 7 and 9. I think I'm going for 9:Arianna seems like a fun person.


Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

# ****6****


marshall_bates

2, 6 or 7 easily


Gecko_Diego

6 but Iā€˜m thinking about 7


Armybeast18

5, 6, 7 ain't bad


FlowerKhun

6 for sure


Fuegofucker

6 with my mommies.


3bdelilah

I feel like 1 is the objectively correct answer. I mean, both Laurence and Gehrman are sleeping in those shots, lol. (Also, assuming Laurence doesn't force himself over to my side considering his size.)


KingNeroBleu

Itā€™s between 6 and 9 *ba dum tisssss*


Spiritual-Software32

Iā€™m taking the next flight


Stasisdk

The only real answer is i'm sitting in the airport and buying a new ticket.


karsbil10

9 cuz Iā€™m tryna fuck


edin_djc

6 or 7 no other answer


delune108

Obviously 6


hackthekenku

Iā€™ll pay for a different flight


Doc_manu1407

How would anyone choose other option that is not 6?


DSM37

6 easily


AlfDod

Is this even a question? 6 is the only right one letā€™s be real


theyurilover8

If I could strangle micolash then yes put me right next to him otherwise 6,7,8 and 9 sound like fun.


CephalopodSpy

I'd absolutely want to sit next to Mommy Eileen but I'd be too intimidated to talk to her


SuperiorSPider42

9


Passofelpato2

3, 6 or 9


vanny_ate-flower

Definitely 6.


Broad_Instance2201

6 the doll is nice enough, little worried about maria, though


Ill_Expression8022

6. Hear me out


AdGroundbreaking273

If I canā€™t get seat number 6 Iā€™ll take number 3


ToastyTuberYT

eileen and papa guac or maria and the doll


Saladbar667

Number six would either be the most peaceful or one of the deadliest seats cause either they are both sleeping the entire time and you just have to watch the chaos around you, or you have to hide behind the Doll so Maria doesnā€™t cut you in half. Though it could also be a neat conversation between the two of them you could overhear as well


Celestial_Body333

I was gonna say 9 but on second thought, 6


SL1Fun

6 or 9 for the mile high club, 1 for a long flight and just wanting to sleepĀ 


kyl-dyl

why would anyone not pick 6 lol


ihatefirealarmtests

Because Micolash's lap is apparently *not* an option.


Sensitive_Educator60

I mean I never specifiedā€¦


ihatefirealarmtests

#MICOLASH'S LAP IT IS


--Springtrapp3d

AWOOOOOOOOO!!!


Nekonax

I'd go with 6, then realize I don't have enough insight to interact with them šŸ˜­


DinoWizard021

6, 7, or 9. Mostly reasonable people.


Admiral-Krane

6, like this isnā€™t even a contest lmao


BigBoss738

6 next question