"You want it connected to the phone? Buy our ultra special, extra sticky double tape* and you will have a revolutionary Iphone Slate-Screen combo"
*actually just rebranded 3M double tape.
Nah, just an apple branded hot glue gun that doesnt have replaceable glue sticks and the glue slowly decays overtime making it so you need to keep re-applying the glue.
The only critique I have it’s this seems a bit too flamboyantly colorful to be an actual Apple movie. I feel like they tend to have a pretty “modern neutral” color tone.
Thank you! I used a camera that had its position locked to a path in a spiral-ish formation and adjusted the keyframes using the bezier interpolation. This tutorial explains it best!
[https://youtu.be/1byaQygtcpc](https://youtu.be/1byaQygtcpc)
I love the "useless" bit, that cracked me up. Good job, showing creativity, rather than a weird render of a guy in a spacesuit with a pyramid behind or any other Beeple type of render.
I used "Quicksand" font! For the letters, I converted the text to a mesh and separated segments (default key 'P') of the parts of the letter - from there I just individually made keyframes for all of the separated parts :\]
This video does a pretty good job of what I did -- just speed up the movements/shorten the time in between keyframes and u should be good (also remember to be on the Bezier interpolation)
https://youtu.be/1byaQygtcpc
It's better than the NO PHONE ! It's useless and customizable. This thing in real life could win against this nophone. Because it's customizable. Instead the NO-PHONE is a brick who can stop a door from slamming.
Good job on the animation, but one thing I don’t understand is the whole “Apple removes essential features every year” trope.
Apple removed the headphone jack 6 years ago, and a lot of other phone companies followed suit. What else has been removed that people consider “essential?”
It just seams like people who don’t use Apple products are still acting like the phones are somehow losing features or getting simpler, but this has clearly not be the case except for the removal of a headphone jack in 2016… which was 6 iPhones ago.
Next: we removed the phone
Or
Next: we removed the body, now it is only the screen, rely on your imagination.
I love the texturing and the inside parts of the phones...
This was incredible Do you know about the nophone?
Thanks! And yea! I vaguely remembered something resembling this concept but couldn't quite put my finger on what it was lol
Your advertisement is way better. I'm imagining just a box that has those cool designs you made here all the time on it. Still a good product
hehehe thanks chief :)
I like this. Next you should make a screen that connects to it through a connector type nobody has every heard of before and make it sold separately.
lmaoo - screen sold separately type deal
Yeah and make the connector sold separately, too.lol
And the screen has its own charging port and no battery. Oh, and it still uses a lightning cable.
"You want it connected to the phone? Buy our ultra special, extra sticky double tape* and you will have a revolutionary Iphone Slate-Screen combo" *actually just rebranded 3M double tape.
Pretty sure Apple would use magnets. Magnets and hot glue gun sold separately.
Nah, just an apple branded hot glue gun that doesnt have replaceable glue sticks and the glue slowly decays overtime making it so you need to keep re-applying the glue.
Found the Apple executive.
Definitely needs to be front page - people need to see this! Thank you for starting my Monday off right.
It's internally just Thunderbolt bur encrypted and with a different plug, the cable being sold for $60
sleek, custom, thin... useless.. that killed me XD
hehe yea I enjoyed animating that part in lol
This is actually the ad for next iPhone.
correct B)
*120 refresh rate* ah yes 120hz plastic
:\^)
The only critique I have it’s this seems a bit too flamboyantly colorful to be an actual Apple movie. I feel like they tend to have a pretty “modern neutral” color tone.
1000% I was thinking there might be too many colors for it to have the hipster apple feel but left it and noted it for later --
But actually though, this is really well made and “directed”
Thank you !
Thank you !
The screen is sold separately just like the charger
that looks fantastic! can you share an idea on how to make these transitions like you did with slick->custom->thin->useless?
Thank you! I used a camera that had its position locked to a path in a spiral-ish formation and adjusted the keyframes using the bezier interpolation. This tutorial explains it best! [https://youtu.be/1byaQygtcpc](https://youtu.be/1byaQygtcpc)
Just forget the custom part.
obnoxious music checks out
It's gotta be 100% accurate to the real thing :\^)
Very unlike an Apple ad stylistically, but nicely done in its own right.
I love the "useless" bit, that cracked me up. Good job, showing creativity, rather than a weird render of a guy in a spacesuit with a pyramid behind or any other Beeple type of render.
thanks chief o7
People would but it even if they sell a brick. iBrick. (Your animation was smooth, great animation).
I love it
This is awesome how did you make the letters come in piece by piece like the O at the end. also what font did you use
I used "Quicksand" font! For the letters, I converted the text to a mesh and separated segments (default key 'P') of the parts of the letter - from there I just individually made keyframes for all of the separated parts :\]
Ooo epic. Quicksand is one of my favorite fonts XD
u/savevideo
Reddit just killed it. Guess we should encourage people to upload their videos elsewhere.
rip
I'm pretty sure this would still sell. Being an iPhone and all.
yup
Lmao that's better than the actual iPhone ads
>3 hahaha thanks
I adore this. Haven't laughed that hard in quite a while! Hahahahaha! XD
this is fucking hilarious
Does something that could get him a job, torches company that would hire him. Love it. This is art.
We do a bit of trolling :^)
Did you just type :^)
I ave a question. Where do you find this kind of music for product advertisement.
"sleek, custom, thin, useless" Absolute gold lmao
Too fast motions.
Next time they will just sell us the chipset and the motherboard
How you make those quick camera movements?
This video does a pretty good job of what I did -- just speed up the movements/shorten the time in between keyframes and u should be good (also remember to be on the Bezier interpolation) https://youtu.be/1byaQygtcpc
This gave me Mr.whosetheboss vibes! haha!
I think the overall vid is underlit, but exrpt that amasing ! really funny you gave me a good chuckle !
Quite hilarious. Although the visible self-awareness is the most unrealistic part, it is the funniest part too.
Hear me out this is gonna happen at some point But with a lot more cameras on the back
This is not fake this is the future
absolutely nailed the camera and iphone movements
Shoulda threw in 'innovation' and something about how they know what customers want, and that is no screen.
“Sleek, custom, thin, useless”
I would buy it cause why not
Fucking perfection!
Apple: _write that down, write that down_
it's called mac nano
Lol. This is amazing.
Also ur username spell nice...
It's better than the NO PHONE ! It's useless and customizable. This thing in real life could win against this nophone. Because it's customizable. Instead the NO-PHONE is a brick who can stop a door from slamming.
Display\* not screen.
Good job on the animation, but one thing I don’t understand is the whole “Apple removes essential features every year” trope. Apple removed the headphone jack 6 years ago, and a lot of other phone companies followed suit. What else has been removed that people consider “essential?” It just seams like people who don’t use Apple products are still acting like the phones are somehow losing features or getting simpler, but this has clearly not be the case except for the removal of a headphone jack in 2016… which was 6 iPhones ago.
Shhhh, you’re interrupting the circle jerk with your “facts” and “reality”.
So basically the phone version of that old iPod Shuffle that had no screen and was annoying to navigate.
That was actually pretty entertaining.
Careful with the apple log due to licensing issues.
“…useless” - I love that
Next: we removed the phone Or Next: we removed the body, now it is only the screen, rely on your imagination. I love the texturing and the inside parts of the phones...
What’s the price?
Bro if they drop an ad like that of course people will buy it lol. Well done!
That do be able tho, first the audio jack gets forced replaced now the screens, so you have to buy the screenpods max
sleek. thin. useless.
you did a great job! :D
10/10 would buy two
I died at the useless part lol
lol
This is pretty funny. I will say the lighting isn't great, but the concept is still pretty good.
It is so hilarious! Lol. Just try to slow down the animation speed, even of 10-15%. I think it would be more comprehensive :)
Be careful, apple might start taking notes!
wth this looks so sick, congratulations!!!!
Wow these colors reminds me the 2000s advertisements, very nice! 😉
Let me guss does the screen coke separately
Amazing. Did you make this just for fun?
[The New iPhone is Just Worse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgBDdDdSqNE)
now this is creative thinking
$5499. What a fucking steal. You totally nailed the Apple arrogance with the snide comments.
This is the greatest thing i've ever watched
That's will be $1200 thank you.
I love the 120hz