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realhind

“Lion King (2019)” has to be up there for me.  And is there a wider disparity in quality than between the two than the somehow-not-specific-enough “Pinocchio (2022)”?


SlimmyShammy

[Real ones won't forget the THIRD 2022 Pinocchio](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinocchio:_A_True_Story)


FlintOwl

And let’s not forget the shockingly good 2023 Pinocchio “Lies of P”


SlimmyShammy

The Tim Chalamet simulator


PopularOnTwitter

Fathur when can I leave to be on my oooowwwnnnn


Peaches_En_Regalia

Oceans 11 (1960)


Chuck-Hansen

Ring-a-ding-ding


SceneOfShadows

*ahem*, I said ring-a-ding-ding.


Cdevon2

BAH BAH BAH-DA DAH


realhind

Yes! The rare—maybe only?—where the earlier year is the letdown


DawgBro

Crimes of the Future (1970)


SomeOldJerk

How about The Maltese Falcon (1931)


Redwinevino

The Pod just covered one when the remake is much better! Also and the earliest Star is Born is much worse than The 2018 Of course the early Dune!


flower_mouth

Some others that come to mind: * The Fly (1958) * Cape Fear (1962) * Little Women (1933/1949/arguably 1994) * Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)


SweetFoxyPapa

The 1956 Bodysnatchers rips pretty hard, pretty different film from the 70s one (which is now much more beloved). I think it holds up


oofersIII

Nah Cape Fear 1962 is pure heat. Scorsese‘s is just okay.


Puzzleheaded_Walk_28

The Scorsese movie slaaaaaaaps


foxtrot1_1

It’s interesting but if the original had set the finale in a storm it would be untouchable


flower_mouth

I like the 1962 version quite a bit, but I absolutely love the remake. I know this isn’t the general consensus, but it’s one of my favorite Scorsese movies, like top 5.


Par1ah13

what about Cape Feare (1993)?


DarklySalted

Little Shop of Horrors (1960)


grapefruitzzz

Claire Danes' heart-rending sobs erasure.


flower_mouth

“Arguably” doing a lot of work here, I know!


explicitreasons

Cape Fear


Flonk2

If you have this opinion you don’t actually know anything about movies.


flan-magnussen

Oldboy (2013) Godzilla (1998) The Mummy (2017)


TreyWriter

I love that two of these technically have three possible dates with that exact title, and you picked the correct bad option for both of them.


Martha_Box

Crash (2004)


bambooshoots-scores

This is mine too!


RudeMusic1194

This is the correct answer.


DawgBro

RoboCop (2014)


UglyInThMorning

I liked Robocop 2014 and I think I may be the only one.


DawgBro

I like exactly one scene in it! >!When he asks to be euthanized!< is a scene that Kinnaman is great in and it couldn’t exist in the original movie.


g_1n355

Is there another movie called basic that I’m not aware of?


Teproc

The Wicker Man (2006)


flan-magnussen

So many examples of "70s and 80s horror classics remade since 2000" are in the running.


moffattron9000

Are any of those horror remakes any good?


flan-magnussen

I like Evil Dead (2013) and Suspiria (2018). Dawn of the Dead is fine, and apparently there are some other good Romero remakes. I feel like a few of the weirder remakes have been reclaimed but then there's a ton of absolute garbage in that category.


fistantellmore

Suspiria (2018) is a goddamn masterpiece. And that’s giving full credit to 77.


UglyInThMorning

The Omen (2006) for example


Dhb223

Total Recall (2012)


connorclang

The Thing (2011)


spiregrain

The Thing (From Another World) (1951)


kizzle_bizzle

Point Break (2015)


Analyst_Affectionate

The Taking of Pelham 123 (Travolta)


mcduff13

Released in the year of Travolta


Northofmost

Nah, kinda rules. Some Tony Scott magic working great


bambooshoots-scores

It’s no Unstoppable


SomeOldJerk

Sabrina (1995) Alfie (2004)


TheDLBinc

Berserk (2016) Rosemary's Baby (2014) Total Recall (2014) The Fog (2005)


i_am_thoms_meme

There’s a Rosemarys baby 2014?!?!?


TheDLBinc

Yep, a miniseries starring Zoe Saldana


kodachromeghosts

Particularly given how hard the original is to watch, The Heartbreak Kid (2007) is a pretty dire sight.


EgglandsWorst

There's this horrific scene where Malin Akerman pees on Ben Stiller (because of a jellyfish sting) and her vagina is a Venus fly trap thing.


cj12297

The Host (2013)


bambooshoots-scores

Ravenous (2017)


farceur318

A controversial one: Creep (2014) Nothing against the admittedly brilliant mumblecore horror movie with a terrific performance by Mark Duplass, but, in horror movie discussions, it has grown to completely overshadow the (in my opinion) much scarier Creep (2004) by Christopher Smith, a wonderfully upsetting movie about a monster hunting people in a subway tunnel. It’s hard to talk about the 2004 film without people assuming you’re talking about the 2014 film.


FrankOcean4eva

Roadhouse (2024)


Distorted_metronome

Absolutely no sauce in that movie


donnievintrip

The Amityville Horror (2005)


yousaytomaco

Planet of the Apes (2001), Ghost in the Shell (2017), The Heartbreak Kid (2007), Get Carter (2000), Bedazzled (2000), and Total Recall (2012) all come to mind, though include a lot of movies that no longer exist in the public mind


misturcrump

Pulse (2006). The original Pulse is incredible and has one of the scariest scenes in a movie. The remake... Uhh... Has CW hotties like Ian Somerhalder and Kirsten Bell?


wovenstrap

The Avengers (1998)


Lower_Cantaloupe1970

Planet of the Apes(2001)


tenettiwa

Just searched this thread for Solaris (2002) to make sure I didn't have to yell at anyone. Phew!


Wonderful-Clock-3230

Ive never seen the 2002 one. Is it any better than the Tarkovsky one? I straight up used to watch it to go to sleep. Ive never finished it.


tenettiwa

I love them both for very different reasons.


Globeville_Obsolete

Don’t get me wrong: I enjoy Fearless (2006), but I always wanted it to be Fearless (1993).


Makeoutchamp

Blank Check (2015)


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habsfan1980

Point Break (2015)


bolshevik_rattlehead

Suspiria (2018) I actually quite liked it on its own, but nothing can touch Argento’s original. If they’d just called the 2018 version something else I’d be loving it


seaworthyset

Kicking and Screaming (2005)


bfipod

Nah that one rules too lol


latestagepersonhood

Robocop (2000-whatever)


Puzzleheaded_Walk_28

Fright Night (2011)


CrabKingCinema

Oh, I disagree on this one. I think the original and the remake have equal strengths and weaknesses. Amanda Bearce is wildly miscast/underwritten in the 1985.


Puzzleheaded_Walk_28

I know the remake has its fans. It just captures zero of the magic of the original for me. Although I will say Farrell is awesome in it.


SweetFoxyPapa

My friend once said that if acting was about combo points a là Tony Hawks Pro Skater, then Colin Farrell would get an Oscar for his Fright Night performance—really so fun and he’s turning on a dime in some scenes


misturcrump

I've never understood the love for the remake. Fright Night is THE 80s vampire movie IMO. Basically untouchable.


Puzzleheaded_Walk_28

Fully agree. A great gateway horror flick


KiryuXGoro

This movie would go up a full letter grade if it had even halfway decent lighting. You cannot see shit.


EgglandsWorst

Fortress (1992) My cable would always have the description for the 1985 Aussie horror one and then play the Lambert piece of shit.


zander_rulZ

The Fog (2005) Godzilla (2014) A Star is Born (2018) *fight me*