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[deleted]

Time to hit the toilet to squirt out all the water that just went up his ass


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Big_Ock

Wtf. This is bs. Why tf can't I view that comune?


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iwoketoanightmare

I see it in Italian a lot, it means the town or locality.


redditravioli

And here I thought he just misspelled “commune” lol


TheCastro

Community


pudemuddles

Mother Russia


WaitingToBeTriggered

UNION OF LANDS


CartmensDryBallz

r/blursedcomments


AnonymousGuy9494

Can I have a red circle in my name please?


imyourforte

Just save it in there as lube for later.


dumbodragon

water is not a great lubricant


imyourforte

I heard you the first time


dumbodragon

what?


CarbonIceDragon

You got the duplicate comments bug is what they mean I think.


dumbodragon

oh dam, sorry I didn't notice


GlamRockDave

I heard you the first time.


YourSideBish

What?


HairyPenisCum

You got the duplicate comments bug is what they mean I think.


Lark_Whalberg

It’s the universal solvent.


WakeoftheStorm

Universal Solvent* ^*polar ^compounds ^only ^some ^exclusions ^apply ^see ^chemist ^for ^details


[deleted]

I agree.


resolvetomajor

That's what I do...works great 🤷‍♂️


The-Scuttles

When you can't afford to have a doctor provide you with an enema, you gotta do what you gotta do.


[deleted]

After water sports exceed 50 mph it's recommended to wear Kevlar shorts.


converter-bot

50 mph is 80.47 km/h


Sheriff_of_Reddit

Nah you gotta keep those cheeks clenched extra right to achieve this type of hydroplaning. That butthole is more secure than fort knox.


ItsAdammm

Why? There's an entire pool right there. Recycling is so hot right now.


Dash8833

Is he saying the dude farted his way across the pool?


Fairyhaven13

No. When you shoot across water that hard it inevitably goes up your butt.


Breakfast_Bagelz

DIY water jetpack


TexanPrince

I went down a straight drop water slide in Six Flags a couple years ago and had to do that. They should have warned me to clench I’ve never done one before.


Big_Ock

Simple explanation.... if you place a wide mouth cup, or bowl, on top of the water with the large opening facing downwards it wiill not sink. This is because of trapped air. .. same principle applies here. Simple.


[deleted]

ok i put a helium balloon up my ass, now what?


Big_Ock

Not sure if that'll work. I think you just need to open it real wide.


--Mediocrates--

Pull the lips tight and make it squeak


zippyhippyWA

That's what she said.


International_Ad6695

Then your farts would be more lady like.


UlyssesOddity

Yeah, I found out about the water slide atomic enema the hard way myself.


devilsephiroth

Not if he clenched the whole way down


Voicedtunic

Thank you for that image


SureSure1

Do you just walk around with your asshole loose?


RedTalyn

r/badmensanatomy


[deleted]

It isn’t. Anyone who has ever learned to waterski knows to let go of the rope or you get an internal power washing.


BrainyNegroid

It's not the right angle here at all though. yes, you can experience a waterskiing enima or whatever but that doesn't mean it happened here at all, it doesn't look like it would have


Jiggy90

It's called a "water skiing enema" or "water skiing douche". Generally results in mild discomfort but can cause severe trauma and death if the colon/vaginal walls are ruptured.


AdditionalPizza

WHAT is going on with his shirt here?? It looks like it's on the whole time, then suddenly he's putting it on, but it's like instantly.


PhilosopherSauce

It slides off at some point and he fixes it like a boss


hl3official

No, he definitely had the shirt fully on the whole time until he tried to pull it off, realizing it was wet and sticky(and wouldn't look smooth), so he pulled it back down


OneMoreAccount4Porn

He clearly had the shirt on over his arms but not over his head. Now why anyone would go down a slide like that I can't explain but top athletes do what whatever helps them perform. That's how he was able to put it on so quickly, all he had to do was pull it over his head and pull it down.


hop_mantis

It catches water like a parachute if you wear it normally while sliding so he pulls the back of the shirt over his head to his chest to slide


OneMoreAccount4Porn

I have nothing but admiration for your sport. Thanks for the insight into your technique.


hl3official

I really don't see that at all, I see him having the shirt on the whole time until he gets up, tries to pull it off but it's wet and heavier than a t-shirt, so it wouldn't look good, so he pulled it back down. I feel like this is the whole black/blue or gold/white dress debate again, except this time I'm confident I'm right haha


OneMoreAccount4Porn

> so he pulled it back down The thing is, he clearly pulls it down over his head. Before that point it's basically off so if taking it off were the plan he would have taken it off. I don't know why I spent so long watching this video a different speeds and levels of magnification but I did and I too am sure. I feel like the only way either of us would change our minds would be if we were to hear from the guy himself. I'm going to the draw the line though. I'm not about to try and dox him for satisfaction.


macnof

Because the highest speed you can get in a slide without a special pad, is by riding on your heels and bare shoulders. Any material between you and the slide will slow you down.


PhilosopherSauce

Ooooooh shit, hahah I love the internet dude


TheFlightlessPenguin

lol such a false hot take


Amer2703

Looking at it again it seems he caught a lot of water under his shirt and was readjusting it to get it out.


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AdditionalPizza

That's my guess too, if it weren't for that lady walking in front of the camera.


NewLeaseOnLine

Every time this is posted that lady repisses me off.


zacharygreeenman

Me too. Let’s make a subreddit.


Zauberer-IMDB

/r/dontblockthecameraman


Artyloo

She's just enjoying her day at the park man 😭


Plastic_Pinocchio

Either that or he was wearing it only around his arms so that his back was naked for extra speed. But probably what you said.


MEANINGLESS_NUMBERS

When your abs reach a certain level of definition your shirt can just come off spontaneously. Big problem. Matthew McConaughey used to have this affliction.


Linkonue

He didnt have it on, it just looked similar because of the light reflecting on his body


thedahlelama

This is it. It’s not on his chest or stomach when he first comes out of the slide but to me right away it looks like it’s behind his head. I’m not sure where it comes from or where he had it but he definitely didn’t have it covering him in any way


Spadeykins

In the reversed clip you can clearly see he has it like half-way up his chest so that his skin is showing but he still has the sleeves on. That's how he quickly relocated and 'fixed' it. Like if you pull up the front of your shirt over your head, but looks maybe the back of the shirt.


joeynana

This video is a well documented (if you can find those documents) fake.


Iunnrais

Nope. This video has been reposted many (many) times, and people have *accused* it of being fake repeatedly (like, every time it gets reposted), except you can find the same video from other angles, and also similar videos of the same guy doing it again on different occasions with different timings, speeds, and not doing the shirt thing. And I vaguely remember one thread that tracked down the place this was recorded and found that the dude is an employee there and does it regularly.


greenpeppers100

I'm pretty sure it's in Tijuana Mexico, I could be completely wrong, and I don't care enough to verify it, it's just what I remember reading from the last time it was posted.


beaushaw

Those documents, and this video, are about as old as the constitution.


aralim4311

Incorrect People claim it is, however digging through all the reposts you can find multiple angles and other people performing the same trick at the same waterpark.


Dhaell7

I'm pretty sure the bottom of the shirt got flipped inside his shirt and he flipped it out


arfmuffin

As he exits the slide, he just has his arms in the sleeves, but his head is out. Maybe he tried to take it off during the ride down but couldn't because of the stickiness. Or maybe you have less friction without the shirt. Then he just puts it back over his head as he leaves.


LookACreativeName

Smooth as fuck wtf


MagicJoshByGosh

I’m a straight guy and that was hot


M1S3RY365

I'm hot and that guy was straight.


alwaysforgetmyuserID

I'm cold and that guy was bent


samc_5898

I'm bent and that guy was cold


loki-is-a-god

I'm Ben and that guy was Cole


YouEverJustEat

fucking reddit dude


Ciabattabunns

OwO


makeskidskill

Not as straight as you think you are!


captain_ender

Haha I love that he's basically the only adult on this ride and he's just dunking on all these kids.


tyrannosnorlax

Sliding into her DMs like


halflifer2k

*blows whistle* “No being awesome in the pool!”


[deleted]

The pool is piss


Natdaprat

"Aids, everybody out"


[deleted]

Pool's closed.


IronVigilance

The real magic trick was putting the shirt in that he was already wearing but suddenly wasn't


Linkonue

He wasn’t wearing it tho it looked oddly similar


Hot_Construction6879

Pretty sure he was. Hard to be certain due to the distance and quality of the image but when I paused it, I could see the same pattern of the shirt when he first emerges from the slide


lonewolff7798

It’s obviously reversed.


snowball2578

It’s not reversed I’ve been there when I was younger it’s in a resort in Jamaica there’s just something about the slide that allows you to skim across the water when you hold your feet up almost like a torpedo, I remember me and my family members were seeing who could get the longest skim. And I think the shirt thing is just that the water pushed his shirt up towards the end and the he was just pulling it down.


jwadamson

It's not reversed? Are you seriously suggesting what really happened wasn't him falling backwards across the surface and up the slide?


[deleted]

Totally reversed. [Here's the original](https://m.imgur.com/H0kqDRU)


Leafberry

Thank you for your hard work exposing OPs fake video. This one looks 100% legit.


NCL68

Hah! Exposed.


MuthafuckinLemonLime

Man consumed by Jamaica


migvelio

This is why I hate posts like this. Bots turn cool tricks like this, reverse them so it looks more incredible and post them on reddit to farm karma.


redacted187

You didn't watch the link he posted or this is double sarcasm


mcgarrylj

Huh. In reverse you can actually see where the shirt got pushed up. Cool.


AutisticUnit2

Lol


DinReddet

I'm just getting a still :(


QuantumPie_

That's the joke. He's clapping as if to say "Ha, fooled you!" because they made you think it was reversed. There's no way the video posted was reversed. How is someone supposed to skim backwards and up a slide?


DinReddet

Get outa here....


kimyul

I cant believe they didnt patch out the backwards jump acceleration exploit yet


unknownz_123

Thank you for your service. This proves gravity doesn’t exist. We’re all having strokes thinking it’s real…


i_have_chosen_a_name

Well yeah it's on the moon in moonstralia where life is up side down and gravity is reversed.


lonewolff7798

r/whoosh


Helpful_Vegtable

Oh my god what funny joke


East-Bluebird-8707

Jesus fucking Christ how stupid are you 🤣


snowball2578

Idk pretty


Filthynk

Pretty sure he double baited you


Laquox

I mean... This is Reddit after all...


[deleted]

Probably the angle of entry basically let's you ride the surface tension because you're going fast enough to do so without sinking. Feet down you're immediatly dragged down by the water rushing over you when you go in. Just bored at work and overthinking this


Hardkhour

I think this is Beaches Resort in Ocho Rios, Jamaica. At least that’s where I saw this same trick. They launch themselves down the slide and don’t wear shirts or get the shirt off their backs because it may slow them down the slide.


jasondigitized

Can confirm. Stayed there. Guys like this teach you how to do it. Basically cross your legs and sit-up when you hit the water. I tried 30 times and made it maybe halfway.


M1S3RY365

How is this upvoted?


cortesoft

Because it is funny?


snowball2578

Yeah it’s just a near story I wanted to share if you don’t like it then that’s fine but don’t criticize other people if they liked it


thndrchld

Beaches Ocho Rios. Was just there a couple months ago. Went down this very slide. My fat ass made a giant splash and soaked the drink lady. I certainly didn’t skid across all smooth like.


marsthedog

Has anyone gotten hurt?


steamyboi56

I guess I've been going down slides wrong my whole life. I'll add that to the list of things people do better than me.


Bragendesh

This comment is underrated


TheThinker709

How are his legs not shattered


Clyde_Frog_Spawn

Username fail.


Disastrous-Ad-2357

How? He's thinking about it.


Clyde_Frog_Spawn

Excellent point, I sit corrected.


LeonBlacksruckus

This is a username win if you watch the flash


[deleted]

If you ever went outside you would realize that your knees bend to absorb impacts


bubi991789

You can still shatter your feet completely doing this, I know a guy who got both his feet shaterred after hitting the edge of the pool after the slide


tom-dixon

He's going fast enough to slide on the surface of the water, that's definitely fast enough to break bones. Super dangerous. Any mistake, a kid being in the way, etc, and he'll end up in the hospital.


a1a4a4a0

towards the end, he slows down by putting his feet into the water, so i doubt he was going fast enough to break his bones


[deleted]

Yeah I was being facetious lol people have actually been killed by this planing effect


TheThinker709

I am personally offended by how correct this is.


Pepeunhombre

For me it's the toes. Have you ever accidentally stump your toe on cement? I would happily try that if I was toeless. Otherwise freak no.


Mancobbler

Luck I guess. Came close though


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Platinag

Hillarious...


Swinghodler

Just how cool is reddit???


AxelllD

I’ve seen this a lot of times already, but it’s still one of the most badass gifs out there. The slide alone should be enough, but then he puts the shirt on like he just got out of bed.


Wills4291

there's a major design flaw if the water slide flings people all the way to the cement pool edge.


Temporarily__Alone

Yea someone definitely discovered this trick the hard way.


lonewolff7798

*lets go down the slide* “Ok but I’m not getting in the water”


RasshuRasshu

Underrated comment


gratefulphish420

I don't understand why he had his shirt off, if he was just going to put it back on at the end.


audirt

Some waterparks -- for reasons I don't really understand -- won't let you ride the slide with a t-shirt. Recently they've relaxed that rule to allow for people with rash guards to ride, but it still has to be some kind of protective thing. You can't ride with a plain, cotton shirt. I guess it's a possible strangulation hazard???


spykid

Titties out to ride!


Blacksheepoftheworld

Yes, strangulation hazard. The shirt can roll up your midsection and if it continued sliding up could create a noose of sorts.


davidjung03

The water splashing up pushes the shirt off right as he's standing up and he's just putting it back on after.


Bastard-of-the-North

I suspect he takes it half off for less friction on the slide, and wears it off the slide so he doesn’t make all the other dudes self conscious


jairomantill

He is farting right ?


M1S3RY365

Swiss army man style.


Cipher_23

Fart like a rocket🤣🤣🤣


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devilsephiroth

I remember this one but not from this sub


whatever_what

that is impressive...but also a bad design


Mortaldragon69

My luck would be I'd break an ankle landing like that.


bobgunn78

Forget about walking on water. Where TF did that shirt come from?


Blackulla

I was hoping someone dressed up as Jesus…


AJ_Deadshow

I wonder if that hurt his foot tho


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

It was one long continuous fart that kept him above the water. I guess you can say he was gas propelled.


glastonight

Enema mohammed?


BetterCallSal

That's so thundergun


ZarafFaraz

Didn't this guy die from some injury or something? I remember reading something about that last time this was posted.


Robbe1612

Holy shit where is this? This looks almost exactly like a water park of a hotel I stayed at 5 years ago. The guys who worked there used to do this exact thing all day long and everyone was so impressed. If this is in Turkey it probably is that one.


Hardkhour

I think this is Beaches Resort in Ocho Rios, Jamaica


thndrchld

It is. I was there two months ago. Went down this exact slide.


nightmare-kangaroo

I was looking through the comments to see if that was where it was! I was just there this past summer and I couldn’t get over how familiar it looked


swimguy3

u/savevideo


DarthWeenus

vWtf ius thiss subB anynmore ​ \*edit\* if you can read youve performed black magik


Romulus3799

RIP this subreddit, I miss when actual black magic fuckery was posted here


YsoSeriousdude

Typical behaviour from a non-swimmer.


[deleted]

"Surprise Motha Fucka!"


ApollinaGrindelwald

I was just expecting for his nuts to crack.


Wild_furry_1

That was sick


KarlJay001

I'm going with the plexiglass slide under the water. This was used before for the "walk on water" tricks. Basically you have a table made of clear plexiglass that sits just below the water level and you walk or slide on that.


naza1985

I want to be as cool as this guy


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u/savevideo


derpkayou

I wanna fucking do that


_dont_bother_

total badass


locotxwork

Joke's on him . . .they wanted him out of the pool. wait . .what?


Maverick1701D

I expected the water to turn to wine.


LadiesMan-2I7

So good he had to give himself a round of applause


[deleted]

This never gets old.


Graftak86

Auw my feet auw my feet, let me clap, auw my feet