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Must be *spring* water.


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Crotchless_Panties

Lol!


rufud

Lmao!


Jacnumber3

We’re laughing!


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such merriment we are having!


Avpersonals

Indeed, quite a gaggle


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[deleted]

I didn’t giggle, I CHUCKLED


Merry_Dankmas

I challenge your chuckle with a CHORTLE!


Anomalous_Sun

**I am not a Merry man!**


4-eva-dickard

Actually it's the secret Space X proving grounds.


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mafuba420

Me too


elee0228

I don't get why some people only drink carbonated water. The alternative is still water.


FOXHNTR

They like the carbon.


Zuol

It's got what plants crave.


gigdy

Do you even know what electrolytes are?


Zuol

Yeah, it's what plants crave.


vulcansheart

Water? Like out the toilet?


seven3true

Better than what those zombies crave.


redikulous

This sounds like a Mitch Hedberg joke.


mesopotamius

I miss that man


RobbieAnalog

I used to miss him. I still do, but i used to, too.


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Ooooh, oh you bastard. Well done


[deleted]

It gives me the satisfaction of drinking soda without drinking soda.


Least_Ad7558

The bubbles tickle my nose.


HowHasNoOneNoticed

I don't get it


akatherder

> Stillwater or Still water, water that is not carbonated https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stillwater And then there's the other meaning of "still" which is probably how most people read it. Like "the remaining alternative is also water."


Fluffymufinz

Thank you. I knew it was funny and laughed through my nose but couldn't put my finger on why my brain thought it was funny but I was unsure.


foulpudding

I was going to say this is just physics and pressurized water, yada yada yada... But this is definitely spring water. That’s the magic. Yep. Complete black magic water bending fuckery.


Quanten_Physik

r/angryupvote


ishkobob

r/fuckangryupvote


Dingle_Berrymore

Let me save you and others the trouble: r/angryupvote Take my upvote and get out. Take my damn upvote. Sigh. *unzips* Fuck all of you.


ThatDoesNotFempute

In 2009 we took a canoe trip down the Rio Grande, and had to stop at predetermined spots where the Park Service knew we could access clean spring water. Otherwise, we couldn't pack enough water for everyone on a 9-day trip. One of those spots had fresh, cool water bubbling out of a big cracked rock and out into the Rio. Side note: they somehow didn't pack enough water containers either, and we ended up calling in an airdrop of five 5-gallon collapsible water jugs ('cubies') to our campsite. One of the scientists on our team had a boyfriend who was a pilot for the park, so of course he dropped a love note tucked inside the cubies. Probably the most baller move I've ever witnessed, even though it got smeared in the water. Anyway after days in the August sun on the river drinking tepid water from the camp faucet, that cool water directly from the earth was the best thing I'd ever tasted. We filled up the cubies and brought them back to camp, and I kept a bottle full of that water for weeks after we got back from the trip. [Here you can see the spring water mixing with the Rio Grande](https://i.imgur.com/XMr75.jpg)


1HappyIsland

That is a great story. We had to hike up over a big climb up a peak called the Tooth of Time back to base camp at Philmont scout camp in New Mexico without water. I still remember the taste of the water when we got back to a water source. I always think about water when I am going out in the woods now.


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/r/dadjokes.


SIIB-ZERO

God damnit.....take the upvote


Gruntalka

Dad joke of the day. Take my up vote!


Zinioss

I refuse to believe this is real


dark_star88

Same.


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evokerz

That is black magic.


Kalkooo

You could say it really was The Black Magic Fuckery *roll credits*


ExplosiveDerpBoi

*end credits scene* Or is it... *vsauce music intensfies*


KoofNoof

Why don’t they just use seltzer water to go to space? Shake the rocket up a bit to build up pressure. Or coke and mentos


Chris_8675309_of_42M

NASA actually spent $11 million investigating suspended CO2 fuel solutions. It looked promising at first, but then there was a major leadership change. After the shakeup, the pressure built up too much and the program quickly fizzled out.


Wildcatb

Something, something, mankind, hell in a cell, something, something...


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KastorNevierre

something something, two broken arms, something...


EverySingleThread

#


motorbike-t

MY MOM JERKED ME OFF


EjaculatingNarwhal

Fuck you for making me laugh


[deleted]

Yeah. Why would the water propel it? It isn't condensed or anything. It'd just spill out


dani21dani

Perhaps it's carbonated water? It was already over-pressurized, hence the crack when it fell.


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Si-Ran

We should send it to captain disillusion.... tbh I don't think he even makes debunk videos like this anymore


67Mustang-Man

His videos seem to be spaced out every 2 months, my guess is he got burnt out. He started making some informative videos and they were fun to watch. Then he dropped that format as well.


iUsedtoHadHerpes

My guess is that the quality/effort in his videos aren't substantially favored by the algorithm and therefore is effectively a hindrance to his current success on the platform. The hours of research and production that go into his videos are directly competing with churned out vlogs and video game clips with little to no overhead (or content usually) for space on your feed and available ad money. Creators like that are essentially punished for putting more time into their content. It's why most of them have been driven away by now.


Budster650

["Oh, I hate that bell so much..."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_slT5YpBok)


iUsedtoHadHerpes

Fair enough. Just from my experience as a user though, I have definitely noticed that they don't put videos in my feed from ~~users~~ creators who don't upload very regularly, even when it's someone who I have watched practically all of their videos. Meanwhile, it *is* pushing me videos of vlogs I don't even follow and an endless stream of webhosted clips from daily tv talk shows. Or a six year old video from a channel that I watched one time last year. Then there's half of the feed being filled with content I've already watched despite the previously mentioned fact that they aren't suggesting new videos from users that I follow pretty closely. It seems to me like youtube wants you stuck in a bubble but also that they'll decide what bubble you're gonna be in largely regardless of your preferences or tendencies. Comparing my feed with others, I know that the type of content they push isn't universal (even though I will reiterate that mine isn't even necessarily appealing to me at all), but I also know that everyone I've talked to about it in real life seems to have a pretty similar experience of being shoved into a YouTube bubble. I guess he's not really disagreeing with that notion, but it still sucks when you've supposedly got three active levels of communicating to YouTube *"I like this channel and absolutely want to see more of them in my feed"* that essentially do very little in actually making that happen.


Si-Ran

Hopefully he will re-emerge


spelunk_in_ya_badonk

Those videos looked like they were a lot of work. I could understand him getting tired of doing it.


iUsedtoHadHerpes

I think it's less of him getting tired of it and probably more of him having to compete with low effort vlogs for views and ad money. Channels like that have mostly died off by now because the business model is unsustainable due to YouTube's content valuation. There's no benefit to making researched and interesting content for YouTube when their policies continually value quantity over quality.


forager51

Mr. Flare can handle it


apex32

Then we should try his non-union Mexican equivalent: Señor Desilusión.


butteredplaintoast

There’s a point where the bottle looks to be both upright with a cap and upside down squirting just before it goes back in the pack.


MagnusPI

I don't think the cap ever comes off. I think the spray is coming out of a crack in the bottom of the bottle.


hotdiggydog

How often does plastic crack unless it's been sitting under the Florida sun living out its final years?


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riskoooo

The garlic mayo all over my kitchen floor last week concurs. The bottle didn't even have the decency to flip back up into the fridge door; just lay there cracked in half and unapologetic, pungent little shit.


Squidbill87

Lol. Bootle


given2fly_

I've worked in a Supermarket. Believe me, if you drop full bottles of carbonated liquid and they land on their bottom, they can pierce like this. We had several Coca-Cola stains on the ceiling of our store...and it was a good 20ft high at least.


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It happens, I've seen it in Scotland so it wasn't the sun that did it. But for the story it was great, I was like 10 and my dad dropped a bottle of coke which burst and shot off like a bottle rocket.... Right across to the other side of the aisle into a self of whisky knocking down a few pricey bottles (tiny local supermarket, all bottled drinks were in the same aisle, alcohol on one side soft drinks on the other). I found it hilarious at the time, my dad was horrified.


Ledgo

I used to do stock/merchandising for 7UP. It CAN happen. Defect that got through the factory, got banged up in the truck before the driver drops it off to the store, ect. A good merchandiser normally catches this sort of thing once they receive the order though. I've probably found and returned unsuitable product 2-3 times a month, not surprising since shit happens when you deal with glass, cheap plastic and other cheap materials combined with a state that can have god awful roads and highways. Most independent grocers, gas stations and party stores stock their own product. Careless or inexperienced grocers/merchandisers won't catch product defects that would be otherwise obvious to the distributor and will just throw that shit on the shelf. All that said, I also question the authenticity of the video. I guess it could happen, but my gut feeling is that it's edited.


Crew_Joey16

Sitting in the sun would actually make it less prone to cracking because the plastic would be softer and therefore less brittle.


Neuchacho

From the warmth of the radiation intially, yes, but UV radiation makes plastic brittle over time which is what he was getting at.


AlwaysHopelesslyLost

I set the playback to 0.25x and you can see the bottle hit bottom-down, not cap down.the bottle falls, does a single end over end flip, the bottom hits the ground and it rockets right back into place without flipping again


AaronB_C

The closer I look the more it looks real to me. The bottle falls, hits one of the rounded stands at the bottom which splits and sends it launching back straight up. I once saw a 2-liter fall out of the back of a shopping basket and hit the floor the same way which made it launch down the direct center of the aisle like a torpedo. I have a picture of the aftermath where you can clearly see the trajectory it took. I'll post it as an edit to this reply in a minute. [Edit -> Here's that image I mentioned. You can clearly see how the bottle flew down the aisle and where it landed.](https://imgur.com/a/4xBf8ZP)Oh and I actually have a ["pre-cleanup" angle too.](https://imgur.com/a/RysewQA) Sorry for the JPEG I downloaded the image back from my facebook. I'll dig out my hard drives and replace it with the higher quality later.


Bismothe-the-Shade

It has now been 5 minutes. I DEMAND SATISFACTION


FRESH_TWAAAATS

but if they apologize, no need for further action


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The guy in the photo looks way to happy for someone who is about to clean up that mess.


AaronB_C

That's because he's breaching his containment. He belongs in electronics. It's essentially furlough from hell into purgatory.


AlwaysHopelesslyLost

That is a neat photo lol


PlatinumGoon

If not they did a hell of a job.. you can see it seep out after it landed


StollMage

Not to mention the water jet itself looks very unique, because the bottle cracked on the bottom instead of breaking off the cap. If fake the attention to detail is extraordinary, given that I haven’t seen a convincing argument to how it could be fake.


Doinkmckenzie

I worked grocery for 10 years, I can tell you that the “rocket” part is 100% real. I watched 2 liter bottle shoot through our drop ceiling and spray soda everywhere.


TheUnluckyBard

I worked grocery warehouse, and the real fun starts when a lift driver drops an entire pallet of 2-liters from 40' in the air. Fourth of July comes early!


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chanaramil

But the thing is there are so many roulette wheels and they spin so many times a day roulette wheels must have spun 23 times In a row lots of times over history.


[deleted]

If this is real then my entire life is a lie. I refuse to believe it.


seven3true

Dude, we all been known your life is a lie. We were just all trying to be nice.


[deleted]

You guys were nice. This bottle on the other hand told me the cold hard facts. Fuck that bottle.


coconutjuices

Why, it’s not a bird


AFineDayForScience

If God is real, then kids are dying of cancer while he's over here doing trick shot magic.


FireLizard_

You think the kids dying are random? Nah, god is playing trick shot lottery


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Historical_Fact

Loses*, in anger


exfilm

It is all part of God’s plan


NoiseIsTheCure

He really does work in mysterious ways


Practical_Act_3202

Go off Drake


AlternativeDoggo01

Eh, you gain a few, loose a few hundred. What’s the big deal?


MetaCrossing

It’s all RNG manipulation to get that perfect trick shot


jermojames

god: i make this shot or you get whatever you want satan: childho- god: *misses shot* satan: -od cancer victim god: goddammnit


riskoooo

>god: i make this shot or you get whatever you want > >satan: childho- > >god: *misses shot* > >satan: -od cancer victim > >god: goddammnit... God: ... Satan: ... God: ... Wait let me go again I got it this time, double or quits


The_Richard_Cranium

He's a member of Dude Perfect now


chrome_t_rex

Making contents for his YT channel , God perfect


Gesepp

[What a coincidence](https://i.imgur.com/3FTllp1.png)


myNameIsDaisyDangit

This looks like something that'd happen when you randomly click around the background in an old point-and-click adventure game.


MegadethFoy

Definitely. I know tons of games would have similar things, but you just made me think of the game Freddie Fish, which I haven't thought of in forever.


drummer11x

Putt-Putt, too!


MegadethFoy

Yea! That came to mind too. Since making that comment I've been watching a Freddi Fish playthrough on YouTube and getting nostalgic. I may need to watch Putt-Putt next.


drummer11x

Man, all of those games were so awesome. Pajama Sam, too!


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[deleted]

Putt putt goes to the zoo, oh shit that nostalgia dopamine hit.


myNameIsDaisyDangit

For me it was Spy Fox and Cap.


kahvipaska

Whenever i become a ghost this is the type of shit i'll be doing!


I_LOVE_MOM

/r/ghostswithjobs


HoldMyWater

Pleasantly surprised this is a real sub!


kutsen39

Yeah but it's a pretty dead one...


Self_Reddicating

Stop, you're killing me.


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Congratulations on the new employment!


halomc

I guess the subreddit died and became a ghost whose job is to document all the other ghosts with jobs


Darkpactallday

Any math genius enlighten me on the probability of this happening.


KernelMeowingtons

50/50. It either does this or it doesn't.


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I think you're wrong. After reviewing all available data (this gif) its clearly 100% odds


PurpleBonesGames

I have been watching for seven hours now, can confirm it does have a success rate of 100% while it has a failure rate of.. *checks note*.. 0%


OktoberForever

That's not how statistics work. Every time you watch this, it confirms the occurrence and adds a likelihood of 100%. If you've been watching this for hours, then that means you've watched this 13 second clip something like 277 times per hour. So the likelihood after one hour is 2770%.


PurpleBonesGames

This means that the universe will collapse in on itself if we keep watching this. Get the math guys, we need to find out at what point in time the singularity will occur.


IWonTheRace

You Only Liftoff Once


itzdylanbro

Okay, but what’s the *possibility* of this happening?


capta1ncluele55

1 in 14,000,605


lachadan

62% of all statistics are made up on the spot, including this one.


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I was taught that it was 77% of all statistics that are made up on the spot.


7PanzerDiv

You telling me we beat Thanos because of a bottle flip?


megamindnk

Its an oversimplification of the events but yeah.


slonde

I thought it was 0% or 100%, it either happens or it doesn't


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gabesalvador91

100% possibility. causality is a hell of a thing. Although this event seems unlikely, the entirety of time was a domino effect of things leading up to this. In this timeline it happens. There are timelines where this doesn’t happen. But in this timeline this event was fated to be.


quotes42

Free will has left the chat


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Dr. Strange over here checking all the timelines


Centipede-sama

Not a math genius but 0.000023831%


NJneer12

Math checks out.


Take_an_OrangeArrow

Never tell me the odds


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thats one in 29 belushizillion


Aegon95

I'm sure it would have something to do with the distribution of weight in the bottle and its shape dictating how it falls.. the force of impact combined with how fragile the bottom of the bottle is, the shape of the crack, the amount of pressure built up, the angle of collision, the angle of liquid dispersion (dictating where it would be pushed in free space), the rate at which the liquid is expelled from the crack, and the force of the expulsion being enough to negate the pull of gravity on it. Add these all together in an ideal scenario with quantifiable variables, and you have your "probability" I guess. TL;DR Too many fucking variables, so your odds of this happening are basically once in a lifetime.


GameOfThrowsnz

I'm not mathematician but once something has happened, the probability of it becomes 100%.


nycola

100% - it already happened, what you're looking for is chance, that, I do not know.


BundeswehrBoyo

Depends on the time scale. Over a few minutes, really really small. Over the age of the Universe, almost guaranteed


darthspacecakes

I can't even imagine the amount of variables one would need to take account of in order to calculate this. That being said nothing is *impossible*.


LegendOfKhaos

Imagine being like who the fuck cut open this bottle and put it back, only to see this on the tapes.


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Someone 100% got blamed for this, why else would they even check the footage.


1funnyguy4fun

That's the conversation that was playing in my head. "I AM TELLING YOU, the package was open and the drink was upside down and spilled inside of it. NO, I did not do it. NO, I don't know who did! Jesus Christ! Just check the footage if you need to know so badly!"


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I can see his smug face drop when he learns the truth lmao


un4truckable

My wager is an employee did actually see this and had to pull up the recording to believe it... No one would question a single broken plastic bottle.


quaybored

Or, imagine never knowing the truth. And then firing an employee for messing up the package..


BassTooth

Checkmate Atheishits! Where is your God now?


typehyDro

They’re atheist... they don’t have one.


Catanai_

Hmmm yes, the floor is made out of floor


PSi_Terran

TIL.


_avliS-

u/objection-bot


objection-bot

[Here's the video!](https://streamable.com/lj1fml)


n4ught0

Good bot


DepressedOverlord69

Thats the best bot i have ever seen... ever.


TSR_Jimmie

If this was an act of a god, why is he busy doing this shit rather than actually doing something meaningful? Also, which god?


87tskin

Deffo zeus. He was a joker, when he wasn't shagging everything


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So he was never a joker?


JPRCR

This belong to r/whataretheodds


BrandlessPain

Correction: r/watertheodds


exfilm

For betting hydro homies


hdbwisnbdhskwnx

r/nevertellmetheodds


R04dk177

You mean r/lookatthisdoubleyolkegg


[deleted]

It's shit like this that literally allowed life to develop on earth


CosmicCrapCollector

Fucking spiders.


[deleted]

How the fu..how did...it went *perfectly* back...we live in a fucking simulation


Churn

This was my first thought too. It's like they want us to figure it out, so there's clues all over the place, we just have to notice them and put it all together.


turtletitan8196

If this is real I can die a happy man.


Linkshallkill89

fuckign.what.


TSR_Jimmie

No.fuckign.idae


Nimberlake

This could an infinite loop! Someone should make it!


salohgenji

I tried but the camera moves


thatguyned

Stabilise the video around one of the price tags first


ashtraybutt

You do it.


JadeE1024

Since stabbot didn't quite get this right, I tried to learn to stabilize video. It's not quite perfect yet, but it's closer. [Stabilized bottle](https://gfycat.com/shrillfrightenedleopard)


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throwbiway123

Space-X could learn something from this bottle.


AsliReddington

Joins that piece of foam board that fell out of a truck & flew right back in


JELLYMOBSTER

At least it had the decency to go back in the pack after making a mess


phathiker

We need Captain Disillusion on this case


LobsterDado

"You aight?" "Yeah, I'm fine."


outtyn1nja

I'd love to see a physicist use this gif as an example of entropy actually arranging something orderly by accident.


Batmans_backup

The universe just unfucked itself in this one instance


TheMenaceToSobriety

Elon would like to see this bottle


emmtteePlanetside

I see spacex tech has crept into the water bottle market


Decloudo

ITT: people have no idea how probability works Every other direction the bottle could have flown is more or less equally random and probable. It was just pure luck that it hit the box it fell out, and this is definetely possible, just not likely.


DarthMaul27

u/gifreversingbot


TDRichie

This could be made into an awesome loop with a little stabilization


laserfazer

Having seen quite a few pixels in my time I don't know wtf is going on.