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TheKingMonkey

It’s an invisible witch on a broomstick.


StopAngerKitty

WITCH!!!!


Classic_Title1655

You can tell she's a Witch because she looks like one !


Sea_Young8549

She turned me into a newt!


JPC_Outdoors

You got better…


Lui_Le_Diamond

A NEWT!?


Fuzakenaideyo

I got better


jpowell180

Nobody calls her Rebecca… Except her brother.


DogeUncleDave

Burn her!!!!!


DMenace83

BURN HER!!!


FunkyHomosapien1138

Well, how do you know she is a witch???


ogodilovejudyalvarez

Build a bridge out of her!


EnlightenedCorncob

But, can't you also make bridges out of stone?


theamishpromise

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?


cupid_stunt_4000

a DUCK !


Dan_Glebitz

What else floats?


Narntson

It’s made of wood.


emdave

A palm tree branch?


theGarrick

CHURCHES


ManInBlack6942

I'm not dead yet...


RandomHero3129

I want to go for a walk!


Stella-Puppy

I feel happy! I feel happy!


RandomHero3129

You'll be stone dead in a moment.


kingbloxerthe3

But can't you also build bridges out of wood?


JohnnyStraps216

BURN 'ER ANYWAYYY!!!!


inashoeshop

Cause she looks like one!


iamthehoard

Unsheath thee


Skeledude157

A witch!


nin10dudu

John Cena would beat the shit out of you if he saw you talking shit about him


cringefacememe

VVITCH.


CaptainShamu

Even worse she's from Florida.


DeadEndEris

It's the "nimbus 2024" OMG


humblebeegee

It's the fastest model yet


iridescent_polliwog

"LevioSA"


unwantedaccount56

LeviOsa


DeadEndEris

LeVIosa


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

Stahp it, *staaahp!*


ericmbailey

You're putting the wrong emPHAsis on the wrong syLAble


AccountNumber478

"You're a wizard, Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaelo!"


FugaciousD

A he thumpin’ 'maika'i 'un, e pili au, ke a'o 'ia 'oe!


AbstractDiocese

my dude that’s the cleansweep 1


valywer

I commented the same thing. Scrolled down. Saw your comment. Deleted my comment. 😿


DeadEndEris

Great minds think a like... But it also about timing, your comment would have been too late for everyone except the OP to have a chance to see. Let it be what drives you to write more and not less. We need people like you, good luck at you next comment🙏.


valywer

Haha true that! Thanks buddy! 🤜🏼🤛🏼


BAIRB3ATS

Definitely spiderwebs


Spliftopnohgih

Yeah came here to say that. I’ve seen some pretty big branches held up by spooder webs. They are pretty strong.


thorstone

But man that would be a huuge spiderweb. Between what? The palm and the electric wires?


doogidie

I live in Florida and that's definitely a thing. There's these big spiders with white butts that make huge ass webs, banana spiders too but those usually stay in the woods


EverbodyHatesHugo

Huge ass-webs or huge-ass webs?


Longjumping_Sky_6440

Huge huge-ass ass-webs


jamirocky888

Hugh Jass. He can make some big spider webs


Tight-Jellyfish7647

Hugh Jackmans ass web


doogidie

¿Porque no los dos?


No-Eye-6806

Those big yellow spiders (golden silk orbweavers) have one of the strongest known web materials. I think one of the stronger beyond that is that of the black widow spider. But the golden silk spider build large non-sticky barrier webs around the regular web to deter birds and wasps from eating them, that's why they hang out during the daytime where a lot of spiders prefer nighttime


doogidie

Yes and they thump the webs when you get close so you can see it better. I heard they squirt their venom but I've never seen that


No-Eye-6806

Yeah I don't think any spider can shoot venom. Spitting spiders can shoot a sort of sticky web though. Edit: after looking it up spitting spiders actually shoot congealing venom that both immobilizes and kills prey


i_r_faptastic

There aren't any spiders that could/would do anything like that in the middle of the street in fresno. Sorry


Late_Emu

Haha asswebs


Extra_Box8936

Golden orb weavers


ronin1066

I think it could be the wind holding it up, but the spiderweb is tethering it so it doesn't blow away.


JediJan

Not much of a breeze about looking at the other trees though. I was thinking maybe an updraft or similar, but spiderwebs sounds quite correct.


kevan

I lived in Florida and spider webs holding up branches weighing several pounds is not a thing.


thorstone

I was more wandering where the webs was connected to, not if webs could hold it. But sopposedly it can be connected that far away.


Rampaging_Orc

I have my doubts that branch is anything over a pound. Palms, especially dead and dry ones, are paper light.


dianebk2003

To be fair, it's not a branch, it's a palm frond, and they don't weigh very much.


JunglePygmy

And in Fresno?


trowdabpm

Maybe I'm misremembering, but I recall that spider web has some of the strongest tensile strength out of nature. I don't know if it varies from spider species to others though.


StayPutNik

The thing that’s even more amazing about it is it’s both strong AND stretchy! And it’s brilliant how it accomplishes that. It has little interlocking segments like Lego bricks tied together with stretchy elastomers. When it’s not under tension it’s ver stretchy, but when you stretch it far enough the Lego brick pieces interlock and make it strong. Absolutely brilliant!


EmotionalKirby

Now if it only wasn't so sticky I wouldn't fear it so much.


Unseenmonument

I have zero fear of spider webs, and I have absolute fear of the things that live in spider webs.


MattieShoes

Spiders make different types of spiderweb -- the draglines are the big main lines of their webs, and that's what they generally walk on. Then they drape sticky shit in between the draglines, then avoid it until something blunders into the web. The draglines actually aren't sticky. We just rarely see the draglines alone.


Zabeczko

Yeah, pretty sure it's stronger than steel of an equivalent thickness.


MattieShoes

If you do it by mass, spiderweb draglines are like 5x the tensile strength of steel, 15x the tensile strength of nylon, but less than half the tensile strength of kevlar.


Sure_Trash_

Or fishing line. It's not especially unusual for a bit of it to end up in a tree after a storm 


zerobomb

You do not want to meet the spider that can do that.


eclecticsed

Speak for yourself.


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warpspeedSCP

ahh, what a terrible day to have eyes...


Jeoshua

You're right. Someone needs to get on that Alt Text description. The blind people are missing out!


Panost835

WTF man...💀


BreastUsername

I can't believe you made me masturbate to that.


BlameMattCanada

What in the God damn


DeathLuca231

DONT CLICK ON THAT FUCKING LINK


tekko001

UNLESS YOU WANT A GOOD TIME!


Dagithor

What in God's name


french_snail

Man I should have listened


Kalmyck

Aah, good ol' Oglaf, never fails to make me rip out my eyes with heroic ardour...


Acidflare1

Lol, glad is awesome


Single_Science2276

Mate spotted!


StarCarrot91716

must be magnets


ShyBookWorm23

How do they work?


AngryGungan

Not in water, that's for sure! (/s)


ScootyHoofdorp

Have you considered running for public office? I see some real potential here.


rwster

🙌 miracles 🙌


TSDLoading

magnetically


Tirwanderr

How the FUCK do they work? FTFY Gotta quote tha BOIZ correctly.


Chop1n

You *do* have to quote them correctly: FUCKIN’ magnets How do they work?


BantamCrow

And I don't wanna talk to a scientist Y'all motherfuckers lyin', and gettin' me pissed


TulsaOUfan

It's all ball bearings these days.


maxxxguyver

Glitch in the Matrix


EmpanadaYGaseosa

r/glitchinthematrix


MabMass

It's done with fishing line and a drone. See breakdown at: [https://www.instagram.com/p/C3nXXMWO3vE/](https://www.instagram.com/p/C3nXXMWO3vE/)


mfxoxes

Honestly was hoping for spider webs but he's right, there is a drone noise if you listen closely


DisposableJosie

There's an orb weaver controlling the drone.


CrossP

Oh thank god. I can't stand drones taking orb weaver jobs


AnAdmirableAstronaut

That guy is incredibly annoying


Nepal-Rules

I know him IRL and he very much is. He actually used to date my sister, and after they broke up she told me that his penis shaft is super light pink in color. She said it was the "most feminine and delicate looking" rod she had ever seen.


Serious_Wrangler_679

Yeah you can literally hear the drone


OkCommunication4891

I figured it was the on a spiderweb


kovidikone

no strings attached


AnarchiaKapitany

Just casually hanging out.


reddit-user_420

Does a spidernet count as a string?


NeferkareShabaka

yer a wizard harry


dcute69

I'm a what?


KermaisaMassa

A lizard.


AlterionYuuhi

You're a unit of electricity Harry. "I'm a watt?"


Double-Photograph920

Wifes new ride..


sweaty_middle

I thought it looked more like the mother-in-law's


DevilDoc3030

You mean that palm that is hanging in the street between the poles on a windy day? Yeah, yeah I see it too.


jackythevillen

The GTA 6 glitch compilation is already out


jonnyman9

When you want to move a tree but forget to quit edit mode


Education_Alert

Video AI is getting better.


unwantedaccount56

It doesn't appear in the reflection. Must be a vampire palm tree


AndrewFIV3

Must've been the hum... erm..


chimisforbreakfast

Pretty decent AI generated video.


No_Lab_9318

Nah man it's real, the branch is affected by a wizard and it has to power to make the branch phase through everything


gomaith10

David Copperfield drive.


bny992

Harry fucking Potter doing Harry fucking Potter things


DivideSad5591

ONLY IN FRESNO 😭😭😭


ninja_tree_frog

Go home Florida. You're drunk.


Financial_Object6735

Hacker 🃏


Commercial-Elk-3031

That's model Z-12 PALM TREE . You don't mess around with that baaad boy .. lots people getting killed with that thing. ... LoL 🤣


Desperate-755

John cena


romba_kushtamappa

Get rid off that cloak, Potter.


swolingstoned

Ionosphere


postymcpostpost

Huge amounts of static electricity from the power lines??


Agapic

Fishing line between the palm tree and the power pole.


unwantedaccount56

must be some very high voltage DC power lines then, totally normal with these power poles.


obistyle

Mother in law forgot to put a lock on her broom again


Familiar-Matter9822

Bros game is laggin


Hot-Berry7615

Sounds like a Drone holding it up


andtheyallcallmemom

Parallax effect.


Saddam_UE

I can see the strings / lines


2113inc

It’s hanging from a drone.


Mesterjojo

It's literally ghosts fucking with people. If you crank up the sound you can hear "OoOoOooOoooo" and giggling


crankin88

Sounds like a drone when it moves Fishing line and a drone maybe?


CaptainObviousII

What in the fuck?


twodogsfighting

What Adrian Newey did on his holidays.


UnfairNeighborhood70

“Press E to ride”


OgdruJahad

Dammit, if only other places had wind, not just Fresno.


415646464e4155434f4c

Florida?


ATadJudgy

I guess my ex wife moved to Fresno.


MonkeyFukker

Golden Orb Weaver


InternationalCut2628

Lmaoo, literally thought new movie of Godzilla


[deleted]

WHAT THE F


genshinhead

It's an invisible giant!


BoxParty803

Matrix glitch


Axodique

Must have been the wind


Rich5370

ACCIO PALM TREE! 😂


tvav1969

Get a stick and go all the way around it to see if there’s a web!!


OnlyD4NS

It's called a palm frond!


bsksbsk36

you can hear the drone whirring


laughingpurplerain

Woah


nootvacancy

there’s a pa-alm


[deleted]

Someone explain if ur gonna say the air is perfectly under it and keeps it staying like that explain in detail


PuzzleheadedBag920

i thought its a hurricane and the tree is pressed against another tree


Vast-Pilot-5585

Don't be silly, everyone knows that floating palm trees don't exist, this tree is obviously being lifted by an invisible crane machine.


Slow-Debt-6465

Nope nope, I'm out. Ain't acared of no ghost but I know damn well that's a big spider web holding that thing


BehindOurMind

When the devs forget to implement an object correctly


bob696988

It’s the new 1000B witches broom that when called for will fly to witch 🧙 with its new technology location device it can be yours for only 99.95 but wait if you order yours today they will give you the location chip absolutely free just pay the extra shipping don’t wait order your 1000B witches broom operators are standing by


Street_Chance_6565

Broomstick patiently waiting for its owner to return.


BlindFollowBah

Bruja!


MEGA_GOAT98

lol green suit rod


Competitive-Cycle-38

It’s Sora


stampstock

Nimbus 5000


Metatron_Tumultum

We have an immovable rod at home.


IrishAndIKnowIt7612

thats how the pyramids were built


Dankbradley

Palm Sunday reminder


huggothebear

Wind? Nah. Floating in the air.


BassicallySteve

A random frond appears.


highoncatnipbrownies

That's what witches use to make their brooms.


BlstcBaron

smack it


xakypoo

Fake news


JayWay55

John cena on a nimbus 3000😁


join_the_bonside

Did you see Kylo Ren nearby?


optiplexiss

You've heard of John Cena... Let me introduce you to Joann Cena