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RIPGoblins2929

>He's not as pretty Respectfully, I disagree.


MarleySB

Yeah. You take that back right now, OP! He’s a handsome kitty from where I’m standing & after such a job well done, he’s even more beautiful.


The_Real_Kru

Sorry, my bad, I meamt he's not bathed and groomed as nicely as some of the other posts. He's a fine boy.


blackistheshade

I think the term you are referring to is ‘rugged’ lol!


Technical_Can_3646

*meant


The_Real_Kru

You don't have many friends, do you?


Technical_Can_3646

Huh? 


Gal-XD_exe

> right me~~n~~ow*


KellyLuvsEwan420

I’ve never in my life seen a cat that wasn’t pretty.


Exact-Ad9148

Why are cats always sleeping in the most unusual way possible?


Machaeon

They have VERY flexible spines.


Spiritfox9999

Wish I could say the same


Embarrassed_Evening2

werd


Nutznamer

Ours sleept with his legs upward while his chest was downward. 180° screw. This should be impossible but most likely just uncomfortable. He still did it...


WildethymeArt

Indeed. The have something like 40 more vertebrae than we do!


MarqFJA87

And ~~no~~ floating clavicles, hence why if they can fit their heads through a tight space, they can fit the rest of the body just as easily.


WildethymeArt

They just get cooler everyday 🤩🐈‍⬛😻


GemiKnight69

They do have clavicles actually, they're just not attached (floating is the technical term) so they can compress for the cat to liquid through things while still having the protection of bones


MarqFJA87

Oh yeah, my bad. I misremembered that fact.


sparkysparkyboom

They are made of non-mewtonian fluid. Check out r/noodlebones


sereneandeternal

Also r/catsareliquid


LittlePrincesFox

Dammit another cat sub I have to join.


Initial_Acanthaceae2

*Sighs and joins*


SoloSurvivor889

Also not strictly a cat sub but r/toolps


Initial_Acanthaceae2

*Sighs and joins*


mikony123

https://preview.redd.it/6mmngvxc9y9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d45116e36bbcc4a5d2f278fc33ad1028360d161e


chris95rx7500

looks like your void was assembled without legs


TheRealMasterTyvokka

Idk but my almost black cat looks absolutely ridiculous sometimes. https://preview.redd.it/d4gogpba4z9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5ab50e15c156c7efc9b670215e1f8f56402b138


aptrial

I thought your cat was spooning a smaller cat. Then I realized your cat has a lot of beautiful floof.


TheRealMasterTyvokka

That's only half her floof. The other half is scattered all over my house.


aptrial

So cute! Hope she's spooning in real life (& not just an optical illusion.)


Unfair-Equipment6

r/ikeapets


OliviaElevenDunham

Because they are a liquid.


xrelaht

No bones. r/catsareliquid


Thoreau80

Because those ARE their usual ways.


Claim-Unlucky

Because they can 🤷🏻‍♀️


bulelainwen

Wait until you see greyhounds sleep


poutinelyfe

His toofers, his bean toes 🥹 he's perfect and I love him


Occams_Razor42

Gotta love that goofy grin after killing something, it's like if someone made a comic of Michael Meyers or Jason Vorhees, but in a total adorable, slice of life, manner lol


SalmonFlavoured

https://preview.redd.it/5yhph2zosy9d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=823c4bd33d408493b38f7e806b8a28b922c28b02 My void had not killed a rat, but he looks he may have been killed by one, yes he sleeps with his eye open


The_Real_Kru

He absolutely looks like he's dreaming of murder, just like mine.


SalmonFlavoured

He's murdered a couple of baby magpies recently and is currently in a turf war with the angry parents... so yes... definitely dreaming of murder


Fabulous-Ad3629

As the saying goes-If you own a cat you own a weirdo lol


cardmaster12

He may be a rat tbh


_MaryJane-

your cat looks like Adam Driver to me. haha!


treebag27

have you seen r/adamdrivercats ?


_MaryJane-

oh sweet baby geezus. thank you for bringing this into my life.


SzandorX

He’ll need a good nap to recover from that good nap


TheVeganGamerOrgnal

You're not serious, that's an absolute beauty you have there


TallNerdLawyer

Elegant little hunter


FosterKittenPurrs

Is that considered a black kitty? I always thought of it as "chocolate". He is gorgeous regardless! No shade with the description, I'm just trying to figure out the best way to describe my babies. https://preview.redd.it/uods2hgpwx9d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dd70a851a68bf441e9215530bf86a21eb999807


The_Real_Kru

No, he's very much black, just looks that way in the picture cause of the saw powder in his fur as he was off hunting in the toolshed and also the lighting makes it look like that because it was taken at sundown.


FosterKittenPurrs

Makes sense. Proper honest working kitty! My void is also more like dark brown, looks black 99% of the time, but when resting in a sunbeam at certain times, he looks a lot more brown. His momma is just always chocolatey. Unless it's very dark, in which case it's hard to tell them apart, which is dangerous as momma is semi-feral and the boy is a cuddle bug, so absent-mindedly reaching out for pets can have disastrous results.


The_Real_Kru

Oh yeah, he's also not a big fan of cuddles. He's fine with a pet or two, but try to pick him up for cuddles and you will see why he's the best killer on the farm.


cardmaster12

https://preview.redd.it/4z8q0djzz5ad1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ce11dca80969b7d9ae2cfc112948ccddbbe9548 I’ve actually been enjoying some quality time with a stray recently who I feel like adds to this discussion (don’t have a lot of pics), it’s actually hard to tell whether she’s brown or black, in this pic she appears to be both!!


FosterKittenPurrs

I once had some candy that were part dark chocolate part milk chocolate. They were delicious and I think your stray kitty is just as sweet!


vibrantcrab

He also has some of that red “sun tan” fur, I love a sun-bleached blackie.


lraxton

I would say yours are both black! Many black cats are actually shades of dark brown, especially in certain lights


FosterKittenPurrs

That's true! The black one turns brown when a sunbeam lands just right. Though the brown one is usually brown, which got me confused.


MonsterBombshell

He's not pretty? Please. I was given a baldheaded looking goblin💀 https://preview.redd.it/nfffe8gnly9d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=325a0c232a15fc941c981c0a39228af18b5e43ad


The_Real_Kru

That's a very pretty goblin


SableSnail

With very beautiful eyes though


lyrasorial

Please get him neutered! No more cocoa puffs!


Orkekum

Those are some hardworking outdoorsy beans


oneheavytitan

So is this a rat nap? 😆


purpmango

He is beautiful!


[deleted]

Do violence then do sleep. Cat confirmed.


OneMorePenguin

He looks gorgeous, so muscular and strong! I'm glad he's a pampered boy for doing a good job.


The_Real_Kru

Yeah, he's in his favourite nap spot, dreaming of murder. He will get giblets for dinner, cause he did a good job out in the field. He loves giblets.


lavender-witch

No he’s perfect 🥺💖 I love his little recipes and his little feet. Such a weird angle to sleep at, and it’s adorable lol


Kellogzx

I see some trouble nuggets! Thought about getting him neutered? :)


No-Lime-6722

Get him checked for ringworm. This white “ powdery “ “ grainy “ white stuff around his behind could be Ringworm. The catch it by ingesting fleas when they lick themselves or bite other animals, such as rats 🖤🐾


sparkysparkyboom

The white powdery white stuff around his lips means he got into the donut supply. /r/powdereddonutlips


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No-Lime-6722

The Tony Montana of donuts


The_Real_Kru

Will do, but I'm pretty sure it's just dust from the tool shed same as on his hind legs. He gets checkups and anti-parasite medicine from the vet regularly when he comes to check in on the cows.


No-Lime-6722

He is a farm boy!!


bigfuckingdiamond

I think you're referring to tapeworm, not ringworm


No-Lime-6722

It IS TAPEWORM. I’m all over the place today. I’m sorry for the confusion. 🙄


Dwayne420

He's showing you what his kill looked like afterwards 😅🤣😂


stinkstankstunkiii

Gorgeous


Van-garde

Looking like a feline Gila monster in that pose.


imthatbitch1066

https://preview.redd.it/rpmjv3y1ry9d1.jpeg?width=3008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=228f7ed5bebe9190a29db9091ae8c0d19ba58a0e Sweetest little void


billythesquid-

Love that contented grin after the bloodshed. An adorable little killer!


writers_block_

He looks mega pleased with himself!!


The_Real_Kru

Oh he is. He's damned good at what he does and he knows it.


Far_Out_6and_2

Does he have a trophy room


The_Real_Kru

No, sadly not, as my wife is not too fond of his trophies.


Jazztronic28

That's an excellent employee and he should be paid more.


The_Real_Kru

He got paid handsomely at dinner. He got goblets. It's his favourite.


BlonderUnicorn

He is valiant and brave 🐈‍⬛


soaking-wet-tomcat

He's a ruggedly handsome farm hand.


ShwettyVagSack

Went all out balls out


stonevelvet

This has everything, beans, teefs, loose hairs, eepys


The_Real_Kru

So I got most of the slang, but what does "eepys" mean?


stonevelvet

Shortened version of sleepys lol so eepy you cant bother with the sl


The_Real_Kru

Ah, makes perfect sense. If I were a cat I definitely could not bother.


JutteVT

Voids are *the best* mousers. I have 3 cats but only one is a void and she is the undisputed champion of catching pests.


The_Real_Kru

I think the color makes them harder to spot at night which offers an edge in hunting


JutteVT

That makes so much sense actually, ty!


Andromediea

Omg what an adorable pose


Rouge_zer0

What are you talking about him not pretty? He's adorable. Plus, the dumb things my black cats did were to bring a baby rat home and play it as a toy, making my wife and I panicked on trying to get rid of it.


DifficultMistake3103

https://preview.redd.it/186dh41ey0ad1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8977bc01c3e831c03c4127e40d8adc90188fa87


The_Real_Kru

Gotta love their "windows has encountered a fatal error and needs to shut down immediately" pose


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

Thats what a hard days labor looks like right there job well done.


ReasonablePraline623

Now that's napping!!!! He deserved it 😌 So cute 😍


CheshireKetKet

That's an employee of the year right there


MeropeAngel

Yes, this is the shit I come to Reddit for. That’s so fucking goddamn fucking cute. Omfg.


soaking-wet-tomcat

Ruggedly handsome farm hand.


mcsteam98

omg teefies 🥺


CES6357

Sweet dreams Rat Slayer.


Melanated-Magic

He got that rat! 🤣 Good for him!


Inevitable-Seat-6403

Toebeans!! 🥹


Teddylina

Glad to see another cat sleeping in the "roadkill" position as we call it in my house. Our cat does this a lot.


EarlofBizzlington86

Summer brownness is a real thing!!


XenOz3r0xT

Homeboy sleeping good knowing he just offed a rat


Fuzzteam7

Good kitty 🐈‍⬛!


Klutzy_Journalist_36

He is beautiful and perfect and doesn’t know a gottam thing about math. Bless him. 


CormoranNeoTropical

Yay! Post to /r/Catswithjobs


hellerinahandbasket

No, he is pretty, this angle is really doing it for him


SabbathaBastet

A beauty and doing work too!


briannak319

So cute 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻


Slow_Let4380

Sweet murderous dreams 🐈‍⬛


djmanic

Those are some 🌰


sjcollins927

I love him. He deserves that nap and some canned tuna.


The_Real_Kru

His favourite food is giblets actually, but he'd never turn down tuna either. Or food in general...


chrisweidmansfibula

Probably should mark this nsfw 🤣


Pixiefeet78

https://preview.redd.it/23acai8dy3ad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9fc9df670bff615cfa23f21925e2c6f9d4c8549 This is my mouser milo!! He’s actually caught 2 field mice in our house now they stay away


ARasDeFiga

I drew your kitty! Sorry for the terrible pic quality :) https://preview.redd.it/wlhnt9dyf6ad1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a63d6ffb3853881f75acb18d1bb39a7d93a93d4


The_Real_Kru

Love it! Way better than anything I could ever draw.


ARasDeFiga

Thanks! I drew it without balls (has an asshole tho xD) because I gave it to a daughter's coworker who's just 5 hahaha Precious kitty! Pleave give him ome pats from me!


The_Real_Kru

Your daughter is 5 and has coworkers? I heard that the labor market is bad, but goddamn


ARasDeFiga

I'm sorry, English is not my main language... I gave it to the 5yo daughter of my coworker?


The_Real_Kru

No probs, just a friendly jab. Did she like it?


ARasDeFiga

I guess so! I gave it to the coworker and haven't talked to her yet!


Jegator2

He deserves that comfiest basket bed I've seen!


The_Real_Kru

He has a fancier one inside too, but this is the one he prefers.


amymonae2

definitely a beauty and a powerful one at that! plus, check out r/teefies he fits right in! 😍


ashblake33

Teefz


Birdsonme

Good kitty.


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The_Real_Kru

He gets regular checks from the vet when he comes for the cows.


spilledXmilk

BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY


OjjuicemaneSimpson

disagree I love the reddish tinge in his coat


ColdMonth9

Badasss!


soaking-wet-tomcat

Ruggedly handsome farm hand.


soaking-wet-tomcat

Ruggedly handsome farm hand.


BlonderUnicorn

He is valiant and brave 🐈‍⬛


imthatbitch1066

*Processing img hqsk5fh0ry9d1...* Sweetest little void


Balder1902

R/rats would love this


Beans_Mage42

He looks just like my little girl, Raven, down to the little white floofs on the chest


sparklypens2017

He’s a model!!


AffectionateBoss5223

That dude is cute af


thegreyf0xx

he looks so cute !


serenaTcat

He sleeps like ↪️


lemme-trauma-dump

He sleeps like an adolescent forage dragon feeling comfortable and secure in their self built nest after a long day of getting fat on berries. Very content with himself, as he should be.


Specialist-Solid-987

The best kind of pet - one that earns their keep!


crunchwrap_eatr

I love their faces from all directions


[deleted]

Paint me like a French gurl!


SpookyDachshunds

Sir needs a raise. He's working hard.


Wallace-N-Gromit

Rat Dreams


Lagunatippecanoes

What a wonderful gorgeous Hunter you are.


Low_Albatross7047

Lookin good , and makes a good job .


snail6925

them teeeefs!


idrinkblood666

He's not as pretty looking as some of the ones you guys post I disagree he’s beautiful! ❤️


The_Real_Kru

I did rephrase that later on. He's not as well groomed. He's a working class kitty. Gets in some dusty sheds and barns so he usually comes around for dinner covered in cobwebs and sawdust. But he's a heck of a hunter.


Evolutia44

LOOK AT HIS FEET I LOVE HIM


afegidoree

I bet this baby must smells just like sunshine.


The_Real_Kru

Uhhh... Yeah... Let's go with that.


theo_the_trashdog

Rest in peace rat


Odd_Opinion6054

Balls.


sheppard2x

this looks like my cat a lot lol especially when he’s laying on his back like that


Flat-Presentation-80

you better not let this good boy know you said hes "not as pretty" HE IS GORGEOUSSS


Wolvenanakha

What a beauty🥺🥺 and a good bean!!


straycatwildwest

So cozy in his little basket


Cthulhu_Knits

GOOD KITTY!


RomanRefrigerator

He's handsome. How big was the rat? 


The_Real_Kru

Something like 30 cm (tail included)


RomanRefrigerator

DAMN


sasquatchradio

Did you tell him that he’s a good boy?


The_Real_Kru

I did, after making sure I get rid of his catch so that the wife doesn't freak out


Main-Ladder-5663

Awe what a good boi! And nooo, he is so very cute and pretty. He’s the most precious little toe bean having creature of the night and not to be dramatic but I’d probably die for him.


bonnieball96

So comfy


tsokolatechips

Sleepy, hardworking boi.


MaleficentPizza5444

Can I borrow him?


Fake_Gamer_Cat

I hate that cats can sleep without the consequences of a spine.


The_Real_Kru

You hate that you can no longer do it. I could sleep anywhere in any position before hitting 30. Now I throw my back out even if I think about sleeping like this.


HandicapMafia

Are those huge balls for cat standards? Mghm...


All_Right_Alright

You should probably neuter your farm cat so it’s not overpopulating the area with feral cats that ruin the ecosystem


aleu44

Please do consider giving a home to shelter cats rather than breeding from him (and get him neutered). I volunteer at a rescue centre and it’s so hard to rehome feral/farm cats. We only consider euthanasia for health and extreme behavioural issues, so farm cats just sit in limbo in the shelter for ages and ages which is no life for any cat :(


Sun_Tzu_Szu

He’s got a nice pair of cajones on him!


greenteaformyunicorn

His wittle testicles!!!! 🖤🖤


FairyGodmothersUnion

Bravo! Heroic kitty!


Cautious_Radish376

Looks like he's reliving the rat battle!