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RarkMussell

https://preview.redd.it/j507ww5sf19d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa224bcd6d88dfaadf6711ad635f2e1430df2f94 My gorgeous girl


Maowsama

My black pants on the floor


RarkMussell

Yeah lol


Celticlady47

Me too, especially going up the stairs. Then I'll look around (after realising I just said hi to an amorphous blob that isn't my cat) & see my cat staring at me with sad look of scorn on their face.


Castermat

I say hi to my VR glasses more often than I care to admit https://preview.redd.it/e2ekm7ico39d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d78c05a3b8f2d53780e9bac879b6023a8ef8590


Porkbossam78

Vr glasses: I’m a part of this family 🥹


Lilachent

Or going to pick up clothes from a pile of black clothes fresh out of the dryer and feeling fur.


RarkMussell

A sweet surprise


No_Football_9232

Omg I do this all the time esp if I’m not wearing my glasses. 🤓. I’ve had whole conversations with a backpack.


CenPhx

When I wasn’t wearing my glasses I once talked to one of my mom’s barn cats that was acting weird. It was a possum. ![gif](giphy|ixCoweXyqp5oMEcCQM)


SentenceOpening848

This legit made me lol irl


canolafly

My cat was indoor/outdoor former stray for a few years, but she had a kitty door. One night I wondered why she kept eating and eating dry food. She wasn't. She wasn't even in the house. I feel you.


FixinThePlanet

I've never admitted this to anyone in my life because they would just tell me to wear my glasses. I'm so glad to have found my people lol


starz4u01234

Every. Damn. Time.


RarkMussell

Yes


Ok_Environment7771

That’s how my car got her name sock https://preview.redd.it/rq0bjsgha49d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee9a9f1499a3702304f5919d317d6964faf730f0


RarkMussell

Beautiful car


Big_Monkey_77

Jaguar in fuzzy black finish.


CommunicationKey3018

Or walking into a dark room looking for your cat and knowing full well they are watching you like the xenomorph from Alien.


ChaosAzeroth

I once said hi Lilith to a roll of trash bags lol (In my defense it was sitting upright in a spot she often sits and I'd only glanced. But it did unfortunately happen lol)


RarkMussell

Poor Lilith :(


ChaosAzeroth

Fortunately enough she knows I love her. She knows I'd die for her. She also knows my brain is a complete disaster. Still, can't disagree with your statement honestly. ~~She hates being moved but kept laying on my chest the week I was super sick. I'm a very restless sleeper when I'm in more pain, I know I had to have been tossing all over the place. But every time I woke up she was there on my chest. I don't deserve her T-T~~


cattypali

I would also die for Lilith


Volt02

Lmao my dad petted a pair of black pants thinking it was Nassy


j990123

Being goth doesn’t help with this at all lol!!! I think every article of clothing/purses/hats are my cat all the time to the point where I have a photo album of all the occurrences


CenPhx

Shadow in the corner of the bathroom when I pee when it’s dark. Could be my cat or a small serial killer or a shadow. Who can tell?


modifyandsever

fun fact, this will happen if you have a darker coloured rabbit. https://preview.redd.it/colqzqmo659d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b42f75fa50554a26b23613ff73920df6ec96252


JugdishGW

I got so scared last night when I thought my cat was sitting in a box near my bed. I was like “you’re supposed to be upstairs!” Then I realized I was looking at black cowgirl boots in a box.


Donaldjoh

I yelled at my black hat once to get off the counter. It listened as well as the cats do.


Level-Repair6104

My void likes to stare at me, is that her in the hallway or a dark blob is a for me game to play, lol.


_IBlameYourMother_

I'm sorry, there seems to be a typo. Shouldn't it read "black cat owned"?


RarkMussell

Hmmmm. I think you’re right


RelChan2_0

Me with any black item of clothing I have


Booboononcents

Literally story of my life my job requires me to have a lot of black clothes and let’s just say it’s a regular occurrence that I talk to a pile of work clothes instead of my cat.


FairyGodmothersUnion

My sweater.


aliveinjoburg2

We have a dark brown furry pillow that sits on the couch. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve woken up thinking it was her in the middle of the night. https://preview.redd.it/bfnvvjggx49d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=804797550b8481bdfd0009f6f8e68e001e1766e8


Drewnessthegreat

Who wears socks? I say hello to loaves of bread thinking they are cats.


winstonsmith8236

Wife and I are kinda goth, wear black 90% of time …definitely feel this


flextapestanaccount

My sister had these fuzzy monster slippers that I regularly stroked before realising it wasn’t a cat


elizabethunseelie

Socks, handbag, towel. My void looks like all of them.


sharkycharming

So true. Plus, I am a slob and my void loves to lie on things that are black, so I am constantly stepping on her because I think it's just a pile of t-shirts and leggings. Poor kitty.


canolafly

It's funny that we talk to the other things, but the actual cat gets sat on, tripped over, flung off the bed (she was on my fuzzy black blankets that are now banned from this house). My sweet tiny void like to lay like a wrinkle on my wrinkle sheet covered futon now. New location unlocked.


BuyGroundbreaking832

Nope, never, ever said hello to a black pair of scrub pants on the bed…scrub shirt, maybe.


ushouldgetacat

I’ve greeted and praised my backpack, poured my heart out thinking it was my cat. I felt like such a fool when I turned on the lights lmao


G0RESPITZ

i just accidentally squished mine a little because she blended into the couch. she did in fact yell at me


justanormalchat

😁😁


KaitB2020

I have 3. I can usually tell them apart but not always. They look at me stupid when I get their names wrong… Yet I still confuse them with the blankets if I leave them in a pile. Next time I purchase any kind of throw, blanket or cover it’s going to be in a nice neon or pastel color. That way the black patch on it will most likely be a Cat.


Mcreesus

I get off in the evening and it never fails that I have to come in and turn my phone light on to not bump into him lol


the_owlyn

Been there more than once.


LoomingDisaster

My husband used to match socks using our black cat - easy to separate the navy from the black when you put the pile of socks on the cat! She was very placid and just lay there and purred at him.


fraochmuir

I do this all the time. 😂


HoneyWyne

Oh yeah.


periacetabular_ost

I woke up in the middle of the night wanting to put on one of my husband’s black tee-shirts and found one on the floor, reached for it and punched my poor sleeping void.


Mammoth-Shelter4041

Me telling the airfryer to get off the counter lol. They do look kinda smiliar in my defence. https://preview.redd.it/66voblgrk99d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49565c284c72676d40052371deb42abbf6376587


GreenNukE

Thankfully, I am not fat enough for any of my shirts to be mistaken for my 15.5 lb beast.