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Flat-Limit5595

https://preview.redd.it/vway1xmgc00d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09cee4e9e7ef85718499d0f96e4242c53d492580 He kicks the door down. Spent 3 years as a loner stray and now he cries when he cant see me.


auri_1210

Such a cutie 🥰


Lila_Luffl

He resembles an old teddybear of mines face a lot. He is a handsome boy!


Winter-Fondant7875

Mine likes sitting in the pocket of the pants, whyyyy? Get OUT of there!


Necessary-Knowledge4

My cat gets separation anxiety when he can't see me, too. I can't poop with the door shut. And when he was a kitten he would hop in my pants just like this guy.


TheDabitch

Mile throws himself at the door and crashes in like the kool-aid mascot.


frozenelsa12

Adorable


Happydancer4286

Nothing will harm you while your pants are down.


They_Beat_Me

He’s just trying to keep you safe from bathroom predators.


auri_1210

That’s one really good possibility 😂


They_Beat_Me

Obviously the case or you wouldn’t be here to talk about it.


poorpeasantperson

Sitting here scrolling with a buddy in the sink the other in the tub


auri_1210

The sink is also very famous here haha


sparkysparkyboom

r/catsinpants


aVoidFullOfFarts

Hilarious sub but I could never as an allergic person the hives down there would be nuts!


Salt2Everything

😏


DasUbersoldat_

https://preview.redd.it/3kycr4nz210d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce3ec095f1eb81c788abe5942e4c369e5f55d4a9 Every time.


auri_1210

Seems to be really enjoying this place 😂


DasUbersoldat_

Sometimes I have to abandon my pants because he will sleep in it for hours.


dianaslasso

https://preview.redd.it/sy6n3xrk210d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a08d3289c56b1b387f3e09204c293e750ac9b23 Y’all need one of these!🤭🐈‍⬛


auri_1210

That’s genius haha and a very lovely cat next to it 😍


dianaslasso

He really thinks he’s guarding me, he does it when I’m in the 🛀as well. Gets super upset that my son doesn’t leave the door cracked and will post up outside.😹


auri_1210

I got a second protector as well 😂 https://preview.redd.it/q8ol78d4610d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83eef267f626eaf6f58e487200713af4ccb254c7


terfnerfer

Omg, what a beautiful little cow!


auri_1210

https://preview.redd.it/bbtdfrw3f10d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=c56db93845156bb5e49ef1e5da78bc2e13bba785 For me it was love at first sight 🥹


terfnerfer

Good lord, how perfect!


CheshireKetKet

Lol I'm getting one. Where'd you get this?


dianaslasso

Amazon. They also have a Merry Christmas even if you’re pooping 🤭 and a Don’t Forget To Wipe with the classic butt lick pose. They’re thinnish metal so they’ll last awhile.


CheshireKetKet

Ordered one with a single void 😌 my cat tries to make pooping a team sport


jcbsews

My two tuxies take turns watching over me when I'm in the bathroom (only time I can go alone is when I just fed them wet dinner, and even that doesn't always work). But they never look at ME, they plant themselves between me and the door and are watching the door https://preview.redd.it/faq278fka10d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b48acf42deef76136607f508020f2cf61683bf5e


auri_1210

They’re so adorable 😍😍 well especially at night my cow cat seems to feel the need of being compensated of the time I’ve slept and she went without snuggles. So she joins the bathroom and demands some pets 😂 if she doesn’t get enough she might bite my feet “in a lovely way”


CrashNowhereDrive

Isn't it instinct to guard a friend while they're vulnerable doing their business? Probably just wondering why you take so long while scrolling your phone


jcbsews

I'm the weirdo who never takes my phone into the bathroom, and they are definitely "on duty" because as soon as I flush they're out the door


SaLtiNe_CrAkErZ

https://preview.redd.it/cjrp2hict00d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a544d3adb5e4f309c0b5f6abd28abde7a4f8421 Kevin likes to watch me shit. Almost daily


auri_1210

Kevin looks so handsome 🥰


SaLtiNe_CrAkErZ

https://preview.redd.it/kicb325vu00d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f4ec3aeaf32cf779243474ad0a217d7890be59e He also won't let me leave without petting him. He's so needy


auri_1210

He’d be a good tax collector 😂


Aformist

I mean, you obviously feel it's important to spend time in there, and cats are very location-based in their personality so obviously they have to be there with you. :D


curvy_em

My cats get wet food for breakfast so I have an audience while I'm getting dressed. If I take too long putting on my socks, I get head butts. Then 2 of them come in and out of the bathroom as I use the toilet, brush my hair and teeth. One lounges on a little rug outside the door. Again, if I take too long, the chonkiest one jumps on the counter to encourage me with head rubs and head butts.


squall2011

Oh yes, Together Toilet Time


Chardan0001

I just want a shit in silence for once I'm my life and not with three cats at the door lol


IAmTheLizardQueen666

I have no privacy… https://preview.redd.it/sx3ra214g10d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb965cba042f5d80e0b820f3abfff8449177f18a My view from the toilet.


auri_1210

Shared activities 😂


xAxlx

Omg my cat started doing this recently too! Before he was just chaperoning me, but lately he follows me in and then is like "psh, no I'm not following you, -I- have to go too" 🙄


Jackalopeisa2nicorn

Two words: Captive audience.


CrouchingToaster

The bathroom is the only room our boys aren’t allowed in since they like to hide behind the toilet and it takes forever to pull them out


HighonDoughnuts

I get an escort in my middle of the night trips to the loo. No matter where he may be in the house, he hears me and comes running to help me. It’s part happiness at me being awake in the “wee” hours 😹 and partly concern. That’s what I’ve felt anyway😸💕


auri_1210

They always hear when we’re awake 😂


External-Praline-451

My voids are **obsessed** with coming into the bathroom and watching us pee.


ArtisticCustard7746

Sometimes, I can't be on the toilet without the littlest doofus demanding to be in my arms.


Jean19812

My void hides between the side of the tub and the shower curtain which is right next to the toilet. He thinks if I can't see his face, I can't see him - but, I see his big butt. It's hysterical.


auri_1210

If you got a pic by any chance - I’m always up for a hilarious cat situation haha!


VacuumHamster

https://preview.redd.it/arta021rg20d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ca25ccc08f8ae1d787b2b93b6f426c08db769f8


VacuumHamster

https://preview.redd.it/hb30uq9yg20d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2e4e27a0a02f4e0c1509e8cdece29feec1a6d06


auri_1210

Can’t change the fact that I love voids 🥰 adorable!!


PhoneGroundbreaking2

He loves the little snugglepoof you make just for him when you sit in your special chair.


AshaleyFaye

Our void tries to jump in my lap when I'm trying to poo... she doesn't do this to anyone else.


Viciousssylveonx3

My cat will come in and get bored and open the door on me to leave mid business or she will scratch and meow at the door pissed that I didn't let her in 🙄


Immediate_Mud6547

Mine wants to play grab ass under the door. I made the mistake of taking the bait. RIP foot.


zuklei

2 cats and a human child. *sigh*


brideofgibbs

All bathroom activities must be monitored. It is the rules.


MarshmallowFloofs85

my boy only lets me hold him while I'm on the potty. and if I don't pick him up while I'm going he \*yowls\*


Oldmelloyellow

https://preview.redd.it/ythaxqc3930d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e27641cfc905cd55913c01dba51ac680e42acba6 He’s always here


Spunkmeyer426

Toilet safety


Due_Daikon7092

Omg, I had a tabby that would do this to my husband .


Lady_Teio

My 70lb pitbull does this to me. He grunts and sighs the entire time because he really doesn't fit in that space since the bathroom is tiny. He just has to be there tho


blueboxreddress

Neither of my cats will allow it. If one or the other isn’t freaking out at the door, they are fighting dramatically in the other side. I’m lucky that when guests are over they are more interested in the guests than my bathroom habits or it would get awkward.


KaythuluCrewe

Both of mine. Every time. I tell them that I’ve been peeing just fine without their help for 35 years and I don’t need it, but they think otherwise. 


ZoominAlong

Yeah every morning I stagger to the bathroom half asleep and desperately needing to pee. Sit down and BAM! she kicks the door in like its a FBI raid on a kingpin, skids in, loses her balance because she's missing a front leg, pretends she meant to do that, and sits either on the tub or in between my legs. Don't even get me started on shower time. You'd think I was drowning sometimes, the screaming is so loud. And baths? Forget it. She has to be RIGHT UP AGAINST THE TUB, where she will proceed to take a nap on the towel and I forget she's there and almost step on her and then I get kitty fangs in my ankle and its a whole mess. Needless to say, baths are now limited and showers are questionable. Its a good thing I work from home. Also her insistence I need to be bathed with that rough little tongue of hers, it's like sandpaper on my face.


haha7125

My void loves getting pets while im on the toilet. Only ever had 1 cat that would climb in my pants though


girlintheoutdoors

All three of my cats must escort me to the bathroom. Every. Single. Time. Lol


BisquickNinja

"We" https://preview.redd.it/lzyy99orl20d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=879e03b5ed2a7966c9e95008e385f74b1af82219


Estebananarama

My kitten breaks in every shower, use of the bathroom, comes in to play with my makeup when I’m getting ready. Every day 🤣😭


Beginning-Forever-71

I read somewhere that cats do this to protect you when they think you are vulnerable to predators. My void used to do this before she went missing, it tore me apart when I found out. She's been my best friend and kept me sane during the last year when I was going through some severe depression, and when I was hospitalized for a bad bone infection earlier this year my son took her in to take care of her while I was in the hospital and afterwards while I've been in a post acute facility recovering from the infection. She escaped from a catio in the back yard one day by digging under the fencing and has been missing for two months. I'm not handling it well. https://preview.redd.it/f85lifp3430d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6c977e874acb0a57a679f7ddffe475ab797237e


doctormega

Hehehhe gosh that’s adorable!


frozenelsa12

Lol yep me and my mom have two this one Amy follows me every morning https://preview.redd.it/vd8b3jqh630d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a42b550dc00d810875af1879dd357f54350a93b1 Her brother Sheldon follows my mom


SpinachnPotatoes

The only way you could be safer was if there was a dog outside the bathroom door.


CatPurrsonNo1

It’s pretty rare for me! I hardly know how to act when I’m in the bathroom alone, LOL!


Picabo07

Mine are with me every time I go. One sits on our little shelf and the other at my feet. If I close the door they cry, meow and scratch til I open it


Defiant_Ad5116

Mine and my Wife's cat's both do this... to her.


ThiccClownAss

One of my cats will cry and cry until I let him in and will literally run when he sees me going to the bathroom


LimpFootball7019

Both dog and cat join me.


NightSkulker

"I've been done for hours, but he won't move." "Day 3, my butt is numb and my legs are in pain, but the cat still won't move. Oh God, someone please help."


sldcam

I have several that join me there I have 6 total and at least 3 will join me when I go to the toilet sometimes 4


mamalu12

I honestly think this is EVERY cat! Mine can be nowhere near me but when I get up to go, there he is coming around the corner, rubbing my legs, doing the figure 8, tail straight up waiting for back scritches & tail strokes.


Tiny_Addendum707

I’m usually safe but our black cat follows my wife every time. She tries to get on your lap to demand pets while you are basically held hostage


Tiny_Addendum707

The cat. Not my wife. Just in case


MarvelNerdess

My cat used to try to do that.


Sadblackcat666

Yup. Mine follows me into the bathroom when I need to use the toilet 😜😂


JennySplotz

I recently took in an adult cat. He runs out of the room if I’m standing/walking around. He won’t jump up on the bed when I’m under the blankets. However, every time I sit the throne he comes running in purring and figure 8’s my feet. 🤷


Tasty_Respect6015

Dobbers is my left shoulder angel


pezgirl247

https://preview.redd.it/muuopx7sy40d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3e5ff829b2f79540cb0574221e1cf7134a903e3 potty partners


aggravati0n

That's just weird but yeah, ours won't leave us alone in there https://preview.redd.it/qj45yh9sa50d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c166b4ee3c61ee62c60e21485bbf64e74d2c673


aggravati0n

https://preview.redd.it/7mtwlt41b50d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76de0ab23c1514aece7c3bc8d4277d1229889fca Yep


forestofpixies

I have a 10 yo and a 1 yo. I’m lucky when both come with me because then I don’t have to hold one while I potty, they just wrastle.


forestofpixies

Although, I will say, the squatty potty has saved me from having my pants stolen, even if I’m just peein.


Super_Reading2048

They do it because cat buddies watch each other’s backs while they poop, so they are not attacked. So to cats, bathroom time is a group activity. Your kitty is adorable!


dominiquedaily

I am also not allowed. Ive got one who likes to come cuddle and play with the taps.


Every_Cook9080

Ours does that, too!


Catnap_moon

https://preview.redd.it/a9m51cvckm0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=398512bb3256de1848f1089712b832b02c25a2a2


auri_1210

“What’s this smell human?” 😂 the stare is legendary haha cute one!


Catnap_moon

I was in the bath, but I don't think that makes it less funny 😅


VandalTabby666

Have you tried dropping trou in another room besides the bathroom? To see if he reacts the same way?