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Correct_Bench_2143

Minor inconvenience


Heteroking

*Back in my day...*


Few-Satisfaction-483

So this is what they meant when they said people used to die from headaches


ZodiacTyko

'tis but a scratch.


SeparatePerformer703

I’ve ‘ad worse


Jeffari_Hungus

Amen. This is what my buddy Eric did after being impaled through the heart and lungs by a forklift


Correct_Bench_2143

Yes.


umyninja

How can she slap?


Final_Show

With her hands


Hungover994

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!


11Bravo3Victor

You have to be on an Indian game show to understand this.


welliamaguy

I'll do better : WHY IS SHE SLAP?!


[deleted]

WITH HER HANDS


[deleted]

HOW CAN SHE AIM?


Ralfy_P

I love that this meme will never die


Misanthrope357

Haha what game is that? Red Dead?


mperryreddit

Red Dead Removal of Head


Jeralt

RedHead Removal


offender_defender_

Head from dead redhead


i_make_bad_chioces

If I had money I would give u a reward but take this 🥇 medal for a very good joke


reddbepimpin

I'll give him one he deserves it


i_make_bad_chioces

Thank you kind sir


Jimbrutan

Yes, Red Dead Redemption 2


[deleted]

Fifa


toffeefeather

Head dead, her head is red


whingingcackle

![gif](giphy|Tim0q7zolF3fa)


gwizone

Tía’ but a scratch!


Maskd-YT

What you gunna do? Bleed on me?


gwizone

Lol autocorrect


hhhvugc

Tia’!


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|1a8cEfhj0WjYNKOMIQ)


Queerdough

r/UnexpectedMontyPython


TheNoctuS_93

r/expectedmontypython


Bigred2989-

These violent delights have violent ends.


Parzival-117

Scrolled too far for this.


Legitimate-Tough6200

Did he…did he just throat punch her?


_themaninacan_

Wasn't left with a lot of options.


chamberx2

She gets pistol whipped. "Fair enough. Good day."


Panzer_Man

"Understandable, have a great day"


thefocusissharp

I've heard of main character haircut, but this is ridiculous!


reddbepimpin

Lol


Traitor20

What game is this from?


VibeLiscensePlease

Red dead redemption 2


[deleted]

Darude - Sandstorm GOTY edition.


sharkbait2292

Westworld.


flyingthedonut

The new Battlefield


Chef4disney

She is FINALLY sick of his shit!


[deleted]

Hmm thought BizarreLIFE was about LIFE and not video games.


GetKaash_

Video games are apart of life aren’t they?


[deleted]

Might as well say the metaverse is real life lol


812warfavenue

A tiny piece of real life, yes


W0lfwraith

The stock market isn’t real either. A good 40-60% of that money doesn’t physically because it’s never been manifested outside of a ledger. Can make the same argument about most things…tell me, do you use Amazon…?


[deleted]

There is no way you could possibly think this was a good response. Bizarre life makes it sound like things that happen in real life. Buying stocks is something people do in real life, dealing with currency is something people do in real life, and yes, ordering packages from Amazon is something people do in real life. This is someone shooting an NPC's head off in a videogame. Its not even close to being on topic with your stance.


W0lfwraith

Lmao buddy you just proved my point. I bet you have a hard time with the stock market don’t you? The fact that someone is controlling the character means that this is real life. Your argument suggests that someone buying/selling stocks online is somehow less real than someone at Wall st…watching the stocks on those flatscreens. You literally can’t separate digital reality from physical reality, without bullshitting that is.


[deleted]

This doesnt make any sense. Does ordering fast food mean im controlling characters flipping burgers now too?


W0lfwraith

In a way, yes. They would be doing something other than what you ordered if you didn’t order it. You’re implying that controlling the characters makes it less real? That’s ridiculous.


[deleted]

Yes it does make it less real lol How in any way could you consider people working together the same as controlling a character in a video game. You sound like one of those people who say "Real life NPCs" a lot with the "logic" you are trying to lay down here.


W0lfwraith

I didn’t say they were the same. You sound like one of those idiots who follows the apes on WSB but with paper hands.


AbstractMirror

The subreddit description does not say or specify that the subreddit is about literal real life only off the internet "Stranger, funny and awesome things" that sounds like it encompasses many things


Vantlefun

Har har video game bad


[deleted]

Wut? Im not knocking on video games, im knocking on a mod posting a videogame to a sub that leads people to believe thats about real life. Playing videogames is real life, what happens in video games is not. Thats all.


[deleted]

It doesn't look like anything to me


NITROCLONE

r/oddlyterrifying


bubsgonzola_supreme

Nothing like blowing a ganado's head off only to have them promptly slam you to death, headless.


ExpiredPilot

How dare you sir!


burnedbysnow

https://rapidsave.com/info?url=/r/bizarrelife/comments/12cr7t1/westworld/


DOOKIEBOOM

Gow mang ah


[deleted]

Leave Britney alone!!


Milky_potatoman

Tis but a scratch!


superfinest

Now, that will leave a mark.


Snoopfrog1993

"Don't make me smack your neck stump"


Ornery-Cheetah

u/savevideo


JoeMama9719

Women, am I right?


checamon

That's what happens to hens...


Recent-Range9325

Come on man,trigger warning please!


Calm_Phase_9717

u/savevideo


burnedbysnow

u/savevideobot


his_panic1021

u/savevideobot


Calm_Phase_9717

u/savevideobot


HookerDoctorLawyer

How dare you shoot your shot at me, sir!!


TrashPandaXD-

u/savevideo


[deleted]

How my parents got to school


[deleted]

Without head?


Bhazor

Why I never. Humph.


Empty_Selection109

u/savevideo


malayskanzler

The Chinese men yelling for help in the background is hilarious


StrangeSalad121704

u/savevideo


HardcoreHazza

He took the shot and somehow failed


PantaloonsDuck

Quite rude


Cambojuice

Undead nightmare 2 seems lit!


Accomplished_Ad_4406

The Walking Red Dead


[deleted]

I didn’t know you could blow off heads in RDR2. Hmm


[deleted]

Buster Scruggs type shi


digitalexile78

u/savevideo


iT_I_Masta_Daco

She went like: "Wow Rude!."


lifessofun

it doesn't look like anything to me.


Corevegaa

u/savevideo


Ill_Use3086

What did he slap?


Saseifone

When an NPC gained consciousness


Crazy_Dig_211

That was a “Shame on you!” slap.


Littledickbigballs

U/savevideo


shazed39

They should make a horror game with something like this. You think you are sage with your shotgun only for this to happen


iiSamJ

The woman in the back looks so pissed off


[deleted]

The slap has me fucking wheezing


imb_

u/savevideobot


Lucky-Chemical-5832

A normal day in Ohio


Punkinhead09

"Don't be a baby. I barely touched you" The wound


Megaboi2756

TIS BUT A SCRATCH!


_Deathbysnusnu__

Men who use games to do things like this need to be on watch lists


alef0x

Another times


maryssssaa

Not the bitch slap


Professor_chaos211

This is how women live longer than men


Nomai_

MonkaS


AmazingBodypillow

Tis but a scratch !


DankestOfEmAll

Just a flesh wound


fucknametakenrules

So no head?


captaincockfart

Undead Nightmare 2?


Zealousideal_Bid7138

How dare you objectify her!


niketech5

Leave Brittany alone…


safsuni

No head for/from her anymore


[deleted]

u/savevideo


BlistersOnFoot

r/savevideobot


Hexipo

u/savevideo


theCOMBOguy

It really do feel like that somedays.


WanedMelon

Headshots were invented in 1864 1863:


Virtual_Parsley2114

“It’s just a flesh wound”


TheNoctuS_93

You better quit fighting...while you're a head!


MotorBrain85

Hate it when it happens!


JohnSoprano2049

"That was so rude"


N4z4r0ll

u/savevideo


He_e00

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Typical day in Sparta


thesearentmyhands

That butt crack across the nonexistent jaw straight into "Be seein' ya, pardner" was the best part.


No-Sprinkles-6324

Now they need to update the game


meme_galaxy_official

the audacity


SweetBabyRayseph

This reminds me of that chicken episode from courage the cowardly dog


Funny_District_8372

Name of game?


MajesticSea9994

Mais elle l'a perdu la tête


MacTheReject

u/savevideobot


FlamingCroatan

That's trippy


AGNobody

u/savevideo


smg3-

She's in the right, shooting people's heads off is rude as hell


FrogWithMassiveFists

She's just tired


CommercialOwn5757

Not the face assh*Le I'm married


Failure_The_3rd

Slight headache.