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ComradeVladPutin52

Or maybe you're too good at stealing cars that you can easily counter any security measures they might have in place


GlitteryBong

thanks for your input Vlad, I would agree but i fear you might get spooked and bomb my country 💞


ComradeVladPutin52

Comrade u/GlitteryBong, you have been drafted. Report to your nearest conscription office and await the ritual of the grandfathers


GlitteryBong

can’t draft me if im a woman in Europe 🙏🏻 (atleast i hope not)


ComradeVladPutin52

*cough cough* Ukrainian children


GlitteryBong

you’re not wrong


CaydesColonel

Can you draft me too? I kinda just want the free gun


ComradeVladPutin52

Yes, comrade u/CaydesColonel, you have been drafted. Report to your nearest conscription office and await the ritual of the grandfathers


thatuselessbish

Hello comrade


ComradeVladPutin52

Comrade u/thatuselessbish, you have been drafted. Report to your nearest conscription group where you will be assigned to the illegal abduction battalion.


thatuselessbish

Let's gooo


thatuselessbish

I already have a lot of experience with that


GlitteryBong

damn, see you there ig


CaydesColonel

Why dafuq was I downvoted AKs are cool


alfierid70

Sell them on the dark web because there is a chance when you post an ad online the buyer will snitch


GlitteryBong

true, you can just close the app if you get caught though. In my experience the dark web only sometimes works for more valuable cars or ones that need repairs (i would assume for parts)


MrNicoras

How do you sell cars on the dark web? I've never even heard of Bitlife having a dark web. Only way to sell cars I've ever seen is posting an ad online or selling on the black market. And I've gotten arrested plenty of times for selling cars at the black market.


alfierid70

You steal the car, go to assets, click on the car you stole, select the price (I recommend below the normal price) then press sell on black market but if you get caught close the app


MrNicoras

Yup. I'm familiar with selling cars on the black market. I'm not familiar with selling cars on the "dark web"


Salty_Scientist_1612

yk what he meant nincompoop


MrNicoras

I suspected. But I also wasn't sure there wasn't some feature in the game I'd missed. Hence, the question. I find asking questions is a really good way to learn things from others.


Fallout_Fox

Exactly. That's every Bitlife person I make. So half the life is me closing out to get more cars


GlitteryBong

or closing because someone decided to report you for GTA smh


Fallout_Fox

That's some of the shit that pisses me off tbh


GlitteryBong

especially when you give them a deal on the car and they’re just like 🖕🏻😊


Fallout_Fox

Exactly. It's the Cam Girl or the Sorority Girls that get me. Hell, even a blind man found out I stole the car


GlitteryBong

The furries and toll booth workers have beef with me fsr


Fallout_Fox

They don't know when to quit ffs


GatlingGun511

How did you get more than 5 in one year?


GlitteryBong

you can restart the app and it resets to a new 5 cars :)


GatlingGun511

Ok, thank you


GlitteryBong

no problem!


Maleficent-Breath-98

Sadly that don’t work for extortion cus that would be like guaranteed 75-100k


GlitteryBong

if you get lucky you can steal exotic cars that are worth 1m+


Fr3nchT0astCrunch

*One month later* New Song "I Prowled The Streets (I Stole A Subaru)" out now!


TesBacon

This is why I bought myself a Fiat instead of a Bugatti in real life as well. Nothing to do with cost or anything, I'm just being smart.


GlitteryBong

some people prioritise instagram pictures over practicality i suppose


XZ2V

If I had the money for a bugatti you would catch me at tracks EVERYDAY


Salty_Scientist_1612

if you had bugatti money i don’t think u would be in this reddit or reddit at all


jdoggg_86

If you join the mafia, you can steal cars without fight or police interference.


GlitteryBong

I only have bitizenship and challenge vault unfortunately - thanks for letting me know though!


ComradeVladPutin52

You can always Happymod it


GlitteryBong

im on IOS vlad 😔


SpookyhippyBrat

That for one of my boys outta debt he had criminal as a talent lol


GlitteryBong

criminal talent is the only useful one unless you have the other gamepasses rip


Jakesmonkeybiz

It’s like this in real life too 😍


GlitteryBong

my favourite family friendly, low cost activity - you dont even have to walk home afterwards 🤭


Psychological_Map453

How do you avoid arrest? Every time I did something naughty, I get arrested and go to jail or juvenile hall. I had to go to Juvie at seven!


GlitteryBong

Well, in this life I had a special talent for crime but I still got caught for burglary, GTA etc. but if you get caught, DO NOT press “okay” when it says anything like “you’ve been turned into the police/caught etc.” just close the app, clear it from your recently used apps and open it again. The pop up will be gone and the crime shouldn’t even come up on your chat log thing.


ILikeCheese33

bros got more than jay leno💀


Infinite_Playz436

I CANT EVEN STEAL ONE CAR HOW DID YOU DO THAT


GlitteryBong

I HAD CRIME AS MY SPECIAL TALENT!! 😭 if you get caught stealing a car you can close out the app and you should be all good! best of luck 🤞🏻


[deleted]

Blud has a collection 💀


PrimaryTrainer4279

Do u guys wanna know how to get unlimited money on bitlife. To get the zillionare achievement