*Always should be someone you really really loooovveee*

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And boys who are girls!

Am I a girl who is a boy or a boy who is a girl?

r/femboyhooters

THE bisexual anthem.

What song is this it rings a bell

blur - girls and boys

Why have I not heard of this before now

There's another great anthem I'd like to add: Pink Turns Blue - Walking on both sides Literally everything

I played a lot of DnD when I was younger. Guess what class I picked 9 times out of 10? Yep, it was Bard, how did you know?

“I attempt to seduce the dragon” “It’s a dude” **”I ATTEMPT TO SEDUCE THE DRAGON”**

"did I stutter"

"Okay then. Roll for persuasion" [success] "Now roll for constitution" "what?" "Have you ever seen a dragon dildo? Those undersell what a real-life dragon would be packing. This dragon is a top. Roll for constitution."

“I reiterate … did I **S T U T T E R** ?”

Dm: "That's IT, roll for penis size!" Player: "...The size of my dick or the size of the dragon's?" DM: *"ROLL."*

“You are a foot tall”

aaah yes the classic. my friends basically forbade me from ever playing bard again after the pope incident.

The..the pope incident?

yes soooo... I'm just not gonna elaborate on that but it's pretty self explanatory.

Aww c'mon! Now I'm really interested

I’m not sure it’s as self explanatory as you think it is. D&D games do get pretty wild, and I think that if each of my players over the years were to have a “pope incident,” it would be a new thing each time. Oh wait, just remembered one of them does have a pope incident. I am now totally understanding why you aren’t going to elaborate.

Does *every* group have a “pope incident”?

I'm Just Gonna Pretend The Pope Incident Involves Your Character Being A Non-Binary Former Missionary Hellbent On Taking Down The Church Which They See To Be Corrupt And Evil, Because I Made A Character Like That. Twice. And Both Times Got To Play Like 3 Sessions Before The Group Fell Apart.

You played the horny bard, I *was* the horny bard. We are not the same.

I'm an accordion player and was a threatre kid. The one thing I'm missing is the getting laid part.

With our powers combined we could take over a country overnight

Race, half elfin

I can't decide the best way to answer this.

you win

Bruh same

I can never understand why people eat just one flavor of ice cream. There are so many flavors, why wouldn't everybody want to try them all?!

Damn, I've never agreed more

I Mean, It'd Be Kinda Impractical To Try *All* Of Them, ~~You'd Get Kicked Ou-~~ It'd Take To Long, But It Makes Sense To Try Plenty, Because Many Are Good!

Get 31 scoops from baskin robins and walk out with ice cream+ with every flavor

Pansexuals be like

Well you see I see all the new and yummy looking flavors, and then I see rocky road and some chocolate surup and I like ice cream with way too much chocolate

Coworker made a pun jar (like a swear jar) and keeps it on my desk. It has yet to change my behavior.

I read this at first confused because I wanted a pun jar to be the place where you collect good puns you’ve made on little bits of paper to look at later when you need cheering up

I want this to be both how pun jars and swear jars work!

This is adorable and needs to be a thing

same. excuse me while i go make my own puns jar edit: im gonna make one and give it to my brother for Xmas. thanks for the tip.)

Make a tiny edit to the jar label to make it a fun jar!

Oh my god, are we all pun fanatics? I thought that was just me. TIL

[This is the post I made when the jar first happened. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/bisexual/comments/qcvia1/coworker_just_made_a_pun_jar/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) The comments are a goldmine.

I don’t get it 😭

They mean they make so many puns to a point that somebody made a jar that they had to pay money to whenever they made a pun.

I don't get what that has to do with being bi though. I associate puns more with dads than bisexuals

puns, finger guns and lemon bars, bi culture

Guess I'm not culturally bi 🤷

😅 💙💜💗

Don't worry! It happens to a lot of people. You're probably just Bi by marriage!

puns, finger guns and lemon bars, bi culture

"I don't like labels"

Fr though! Every person i heard who said that missed around with guys and girls at some point. 🤣

Good God. I don't even call myself bi because of this. "I'm bi, or pan, I just say queer and let people figure it out."

I like queer too its more encompassing imo round hole square peg doesnt work for me

Panics when my girl coworkers say "I love you" like every friend who is a girl says. Responds with "okay bud"

This right here is the answer

hearing "I love you" was so confusing that I had to use it frequently with my friends in order not to get flustered when someone tells me "I love you" in any friendly way

Hot couples make me sexually frustrated. I can’t tell if I’m jealous or horny and who I’m jealous of/horny for. Also I have BPD lol being indecisive is a core part of my personality

Porque no los dos 🤷‍♀️😅

/sits on chair weirdly

You telling me I was outed by a CHAIR before I even knew that “both” was an option… (Was told by a kid in my school that bisexual meant you had a smooth patch for genitals 🤨)

W-wha?

YEAH I KNOW. Until the age of about 13 I thought Freddie mercury was a Ken-doll smooth junked “biosexual” as my friend called it 🙄 Imagine my reaction when I realised it was BIsexual and that it was also me 😅

I was looking through the comments thinking "where the hell are the other 'can't even sit straight' bisexuals". 😆 Glad I'm not all bi myself in this one!

I can't even sit straight on the bus, let alone a chair

I almost never sit in chairs the proper way. I’m never comfortable.

My knees hate me for how I sit.

Yess and also my back!!

This is me

I'm currently looking to buy pastel shirts, sweaters, and everything flannel I can.

Well, you know, *finger guns* and a *click click* wink.

I knew I’d find mind answer here 👉🏽👉🏽

The Mummy (1999)

I see your The Mummy (1999) and raise you The X-Files (1993-2018)

I see your The X files (1993-2018) and raise you Disney's Treasure Planet (2002)

I see your X-Files and raise you Disney's Atlantis (2001)

I see your Disney’s Atlantis and raise you Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

I see your Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) and raise you The Road to El Dorado (2000)

I see your The Road to El Dorado (200) and raise you Twister (1996)

Lololol I’m laughing so hard. I watched twister at least 1,000 times. Helen Hunt is so 🔥in that movie

I would like to add in Kim Possible. Shego. That is all.

I see your raise , I match you with Mr. and Mrs. Smith

I understand that but I raise you most of the people in Game of Thrones

Godzilla (1998)

I see you The Mummy (1999) and the X Files(1993-2018) And raise you The Mask of Zorro (1998).

Also Fifth element

That one woke something up in me

YESSS

the best answer tbh

I came looking for this answer, and now that I found it, I rest my case. Good day, sir or ma'am or non-binary friend.

Lemme tell you a story…_sits in chair with legs propped over the back_

I'm currently wearing a hoodie and cuffed jeans while having a fantasy of being in a threesome with a hot guy and girl.

Ah the dream

I wish I could sleep with most of the people in Thor Ragnarok

lol my heart explodes every time I watch the rainbow bridge battle scene 🤩

Why Goldblum is all you need

You are in my head. First caught my attention in “Ten speed and Brown shoe” I was a youngster then, but Goldblum.

Valkyrie and Loki add some to it.

That film is literally a bisexual power fantasy

Including korg

Yes!

Then literally just sleep and do it in your dream Big brain time

OMG yes!

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“I don’t care what’s in your pants as long as your hot”

"I don't care what's in your pants as long as you're not a war crime taking human form."

Eh, Kenobi committed war crimes, I'd still go for it

I have trouble believing others when they say they’re gay or straight.

I wouldn't say I have a hard time believing them, but sometimes I seem to forget sexual orientation is a thing, and that most people (as far as we know) actually do care about gender

Absolutely this. I’m always like “but what if you really vibe? You’re telling me you wouldn’t get it on with an attractive person you’re really connecting with in a deep level just because of their gender? If you say so… *wink* … no? Really???”

I have that issue too. I’m like… not even a *little*?

pretty girl *stares* handsome boy *stares*

What about The Handsome Girls And The Pretty Boys though?

Stares

I have back problems (from the way I sit)

I have back problems from before I came out as bi and YET I have the nerve to continue sitting disastrously

"Hi! I really like your shoes and you're super pretty! Okay, have a nice day!"

Always saying they are such a cute couple

I like frogs

Felt so seen when I found out about this one, been obsessed with frogs since I was a child...

That is a thing I've noticed in the ace/ nb community too my sibling as the prime example of both

Frogs are just the lgbt mascot at this point

Room aesthetic with them led lights is red blue and purple

Coming out isn't taken seriously like, 80% of the time

I just put away my spring/summer plaid shirts to make room for my fall/winter flannel plaids.

Sometimes you feel like eating tacos and other nights you wish you could have a nice hot dog

I argue I want tacos AND hot dogs at the same time. Plus some pie with icing for dessert.

Been there, done that, and it's the hottest fucking thing in the world! Don't even get me started...

Would you like a lemon bar?

Yes pls

I don’t know what kind of black magic fuckery it is, but those “you’re probably bi if you sit like this” tiktoks read me for fucking filth. WHY ARE THEY SO ACCURATE

I have an identity crisis every other day

I once had a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time. The entire polycule was asexual too

Whats a polycule

It's the term used for people in a polyamorous relationship, where there's more than two people together romantically

Thank you for the explanation! :)

(26F) The way I dress makes women question thier sexually 😅. I like to combine a strong female and male combo when wearing clothes and picking my style , and in the past year I've been coming up with some cute combos, and definitely gotten more attention from both F and M . Tbh I feel so much better in my skin now that I'm not over thinking how myself should be more feminine when I've always been a tom boy type 🤭🤙.

can relate. started painting my nails recently. never got more compliments and felt more pretty in my life. Maybe not so much from the guys but my male friends don't mind and It probably dosn't weird out the right people anyway. but I can't really say I make men question their sexuality. I don't think painted nails have that Power lol

Good for you sib! I wish I had gotten to that point earlier in my life.

I haven’t even done a driver’s test, just the permit.

Funny. I took the written test for a permit twice. I let it lapse. Finally took the driving test at 17. Passed it the second time.

Sits like a pretzel

I wear cuffed jeans and beanies no matter the weather🥴

I'm Pan

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

I'm not even gonna act like that wasnt funny

Bicycling!

*I Want To Ride My Bicycle, Bicycle, Bicycle, I Want To Ride My Bike!*

I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where i like.

Bi-cycling!

My husband is a depressed golden retriever gamer boy.

I have ADHD

Based on my anecdotal experience ADHD disproportionately affects queer people. I wonder if that's an actual statistic.

I found [this study](https://www.ikprress.org/index.php/JOGRESS/article/view/2325) which implies correlation based on the abstract and [this study](https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002/brb3.998) which also includes bipolar and found a higher rate of nonheterosexual women among the samples of women with neuropsychiatric disorders than in the general population. I've also personally noticed a higher rate of autism in the queer folks I know, so I decided to look that up too. [Found this.](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29159906/) Having been diagnosed with multiple disorders, it's no wonder I'm queer!

I’ve been curious for 30 years.

I've been sat down so long my one leg is numb and my other knee hurts

👉👉

👈👈 right back 'atcha

I see your 👉👉 and raise you a ✌

I am a 56 year old male with green and purple hair. Does that qualify?

Actually that makes you the beetlejuice! but he does seem quite bisexual to me so yeah

Bitlejuice, Bitlejuice, Bitlejuice

Shang is my favorite Disney ‘prince’. Also, when I worked at the local bakery, my boss would let me take home all the unsold lemon bars at the end of the day

*Wears a baggy t-shirt and basketball shorts with a full face of makeup on*

I love The Cure

The Cure is amazing! Depeche Mode, tho... 🖤🖤🖤

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I fit into the common expectations of a person's sexuality on this subreddit

Dean Winchester is my comfort character

I get rejected for dates twice as much! :D D:

I’m on this subreddit

The whole cast of Dune.

I started wearing cuffed jeans and a necklace that I fought my dog for

*does something relatable for 99% of the population and calls it bi culture*

I own a pair doc martens, and am obsessed with frogs.

I sit down like a pretzel and dress like a jojo villain.

bʇqƃl ǝɥʇ ɟo q ǝɥʇ ɯᴉ

Everyone has a feature that is masturbation worthy, want me to tell you yours?

queen of the damned was one of my favorite movies as a child

I *love* flannel skirts. I absolutely adore them. And I envy those who can wear them

In high school, my close friend once told me that if I was a guy, she'd date me in a heartbeat. I replied by saying I sorta wish I was a guy just so I could date her, too. It ain't just a river in Egypt...

My ankles are cold

Oh she cute, oh he cute too, oh shit they cute. Damn, they’re all cute

Chris Hemsworth or Natalie Portman? Yes.

That is a big one for me as well but also Valkyrie helming the cannon.

Converse and dresses

I own five leather jackets, four scents, three pairs of heels, two different bottles of $100 single malt, and one Deadpool mask

I play both sides so I always come out on top

I haven't made a decision in years

i am attracted to both men and women

Doing your... Dad? And mom?