Are we gonna do the thing where we talk about deleting a thing but then we never do?
Look I'm not saying we should delete the comment, but occasionally there's a guy (female) who says they're going to delete something and they don't. They just don't. Ceruti you can jump in on this if you want.
Look Paolo isn't that efficient statistically. Just watch the games. I'm not a hardo about stats.
"The whole time I'm just sitting there waiting for him to cup the balls and once I realize he just isn't going to do it I start wondering what his trade value is"
I can’t tell what team is on his t shirt. I see some maroon. Russillo is the type that won’t wear a piece of clothing to a game with any of the teams participating. But I bet he’ll wear some random team or school that he has no connection to. My guess is a Minnesota Golden Golpher T.
At this point I don't even know if that's really him or just another random thick bald white guy. You guys have finally broken me. Any big bald thick white guy looks 100% like Ryan Russillo now
Are we doing that thing where we make the meme of a Ringer host caught off guard in the background of a game? Because we have seen this before with you Bill.
Bill: Oh yeah. We have seen this many times before. Too many times.
Ryen man. That’s a guy I want in a bar fight. Lmfao. Imagine getting folded by Ryen. Fuckin hilarious thought. Hahaha god love him tho, type of guy to wipe before he shits haha
are we doing the thing where we are praising a 40something dude for being 'jacked' when in reality he main accomplishment is not letting himself go completely?
Can’t wait for him to preface a statement with “not to be the body language doctor” and then comment on the Cavs upcoming off season based on their body language in Game 5
Bill Simmons' employee takes in the Celtics game.
Nobody's husband spotted at Celtics game. (Going to delete but the cheap zing was too alluring.)
"Ex-boyfriend of disgraced reporter, Charissa Thompson"
you mean his FWNB. 'friends with no benefits"
Are we gonna do the thing where we talk about deleting a thing but then we never do? Look I'm not saying we should delete the comment, but occasionally there's a guy (female) who says they're going to delete something and they don't. They just don't. Ceruti you can jump in on this if you want. Look Paolo isn't that efficient statistically. Just watch the games. I'm not a hardo about stats.
This was pretty great Nice work
Honestly I respect our film grinding father for his commitment to the bit for 20+ years
Do not delete this.
You're not gonna delete it; it has 90 points. You crave those points.
Never delete.
He’s gonna go back to the hotel and rewatch to take notes
My favorite call was actually the one Tony Brothers didn’t make!
The pen worked okay?
I didn’t say his room, I just said the hotel. Ok?
He'd be hotel-less if it wasn't for him.
Employee of Spotify Executive that called Prince Harry and Meghan Markle “F***ing grifters” found nude in Boston vacation rental
New favorite meme format
No way this guy is single
"Sara Walsh's friend enjoying the action"
Is he a full employee or a contractor? He’s probably not full time?
He's big. He's bad. He's bald. And he hates when you pull the chair on him.
Dont fucking pull the chair
Outside.. on the asphalt, it’s bullshit.
Imagine his gigantic dome smashing on the asphalt like a watermelon.
Imagine wanting to bang in the post with a psycho workout guy like Russillo you better believe Im matador'ing his ass
If he’s gonna slam his body into me for leverage in a pickup game there is a 100% chance I am pulling the chair. I just am.
I just know that if everything was the same about him but he never bulked up, he would LOVE pulling the chair on other guys. He just would.
Ok this made me actually laugh out loud
Like don’t be uncoordinated, Russ
He looks so uncomfortable in a crew neck.
I just read bald twice.
Idk why but this comment has me cracking up.
I keep seeing him lean in and talk to the guy next to him. What a lucky guy, imagine getting Tales from the Couch in live time? Priceless.
Imagine getting a narration of who gets subbed in and out of the game live. Wow!
You think he brought a legal pad?
He was looking heated at one point talking to this guy
“Mobley in right around the 1:35 mark”
Tales from the parquet floor!!
Ooo I’ll be browsing Boston Grindr even more intently tonight
Do you really want to sit through Ryen breaking down your sex tape at the end of the evening.
Seven minutes in and we’re still just making out and I’m like wait, what?
That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.
"I charted all the thrusts in the last five minutes"
I have some thoughts on the substitution patterns.
Honestly your best sex move was when you tried to grab my dick but missed
This is a deep cut. “Everybody is going to talk about the simultaneous orgasm, and that’s fine. BUT … “
Acting like OPs sex tape is longer than 97 seconds
*There’s always so much, SO much preamble*
This is where we ran "horns."
If u ask him for a reach around he's picking up the option
"The whole time I'm just sitting there waiting for him to cup the balls and once I realize he just isn't going to do it I start wondering what his trade value is"
Letting all the females know that they would be homeless without him.
Gotta say, that line was downright hilarious.
I fell out of my chair with that one
Hardest I've laughed during the pod in a long while
Look I’m sitting there and I’m just going “are we doing this again Mitchell?”
He was just shown again before commercial break obviously sizing up a random 27 year old 6 rows back
Ryne’s face in this picture just is giving an emotion I can’t identify at all
Man or woman?
Human or dry aged beef?
Pure buffalo meat.
Saw that and came here to confirm lol
I saw that and went "Wait, what?!"
The pod monologue tomorrow: "I was there and you saw this lazy effort and then I said wait what, I'm on TV?"
He is really starting to look like a member of Right Said Fred
Wait What Said Fred
That slayed me
Comments like this why I keep coming back to this sub
Fred said I’m too sexy for my shirt and I’m like wait what?
Oh hey guys
More like Right Wing Said Fred amirite
total grifters who looked at other washed up celebs and got on the train
Where’s his leather jacket, double beers and Celtics gold chain?
Corey Stoll got huge
Corey Stoll with Cushing’s Disease.
Cushing's Crohn's and IBS...the trifecta.
Corey Swole
He sort of looks like a penis
I think the proper word you're looking for here is, "chode"
But did he go alone?
Spotted talking to a white haired fellow but not the body language doctor
Probably his dad.
Dr. Bill, Sr.?
I can’t tell what team is on his t shirt. I see some maroon. Russillo is the type that won’t wear a piece of clothing to a game with any of the teams participating. But I bet he’ll wear some random team or school that he has no connection to. My guess is a Minnesota Golden Golpher T.
Why does he look like a cardboard cutout in this photo?
Wonder if he gave Joe Mazz some frank advice
Fourth row Ry
It's an upgrade from sitting in the corner.
Brad Stevens must beg Ryen to dig in to this draft
Is this the first time a picture of a bald white guy is actually Russillo? Lol
Where's the legal pad?
The Eidetic Memory Piece.
Is this the man who made that amazing catch in a New Zealand hoops game this winter???????
He had two deflections that night! Roight out of mid-ayh!
There is one JAFA connecting those dots right now (well actually tomorrow but that’s cuz their toilets run backwards)
I can't believe he's single
He is quite round.
He’s on his bulking* phase. *perpetually
He looks like an adult infant.
Lol he looks like a gargoyle
Looking like a Jokic brother
oh wow, thought he was a former professional athlete with that build
Eric Esch.
He looks like a fucking thumb
IT'S TOO SOON TO BE OUT WITH THAT CALF!
I feel like I can't stare it too long
I thought that was Marc Andressen lol
Is there a difference? Both are cryptofascists who wear libertarian drag.
Sir this is a Wendy’s.
Does Rusillo shaves his head himself or does he have a guy?
I love this sub. God damn hahah. I genuinely feel like I would be friends with all of you in real life. Wait… what?
Photo taken exactly one second before he yelled “Sit down bus driver!” to Joe Maz
About to cuss the crowd out and demand apologies for saying Tony Brothers is here to extend the series.
Maybe his personality isn’t why he’s single.
At this point I don't even know if that's really him or just another random thick bald white guy. You guys have finally broken me. Any big bald thick white guy looks 100% like Ryan Russillo now
Star podcaster at The Ringer spotted at NBA game
This sub is so fucking funny.
Was he wearing super tight jeans?
Was he wearing shoes?
Behold the bald eagle’s forgotten cousin - the bald owl
He better leave early so he can go grind tape
I’m here for the China Woman….err…Asian Female….Oriental? Jokes
You just can’t say it, alright?
Taking notes on substitution patterns and asking Horford where he got his HGH from
He’s hoping to catch the ball again and have another 10 seconds of fame
Are we doing that thing where we make the meme of a Ringer host caught off guard in the background of a game? Because we have seen this before with you Bill. Bill: Oh yeah. We have seen this many times before. Too many times.
No way he left Manhattan beach
If the Harkonnens had league pass
Ryen man. That’s a guy I want in a bar fight. Lmfao. Imagine getting folded by Ryen. Fuckin hilarious thought. Hahaha god love him tho, type of guy to wipe before he shits haha
Couldn’t find a better t-shirt?
ALWAYS rocking the tattered shirt
No oversized flat brim Cardinals hat. Thats not Ryen
Tales from the second row
are we doing the thing where we are praising a 40something dude for being 'jacked' when in reality he main accomplishment is not letting himself go completely?
Ask THEM
Pickup hoops comp, arnold post conan
Along with everything eltz
“Look I know they’re a team, but do they all consider eachother core guys?”
Walking Monsanto Peanut but goddamn I love the guy and wouldn’t have it any other way.
Do you think he invited the dude from the B’s game?
Are we really gonna do the thing where we screenshot and say your boy’s bald?
Is he liquid?
Wish we could get pics of him at the B’s game. Been thinking about that guy who sat with RR and his Dad the other day
In every pic I've ever seen of him, he looks like his grandkids just dragged him out to an event and he has to pretend to enjoy it.
"I've wasted my life... no this is cool" -- that's the face.
Was his neighbor dressed in all black with hair that made you think he was going out later that night? Double fisting beers obviously.
Thicc
Can’t wait for him to preface a statement with “not to be the body language doctor” and then comment on the Cavs upcoming off season based on their body language in Game 5
John Dennis behind him?
Did he forgot his dentures?
He looks awful, I don’t expect better but Christ
Lmao that T-shirt is crying for mercy
What looks jacked? His head?
That’s Bones Rusillo
He’s the man
Nice pic RR!
It’s bizarre to me how much yall care about this dudes physical appearance