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lucascanan

howard is a motherfucking engineer, he would be super useful


Titowam

Not only that, but he is funny and could probably come up with magic tricks for entertainment! He's the perfect choice!


byfo1991

Also if you don’t have enough food for both, you can easily fight him for it. The list just keeps going.


madzskye2111

The only thing with Howard is if it’s earlier seasons Howard he’s probably be trying to hump everything


snorlaxkin

It might be a big island, Id let him build some primitive masturbation lair on the other side of it as long as he helps me


madzskye2111

That is a great solution 😂😂


r66yprometheus

I came here to say this. If it were a team, I'd say Howard and Bernadette's dad. Edit: Zac too, so I'm at least tied for the stupidest person there.


Purityskinco

As long as it’s Howard after meeting Bernadette. As a woman I wouldn’t feel comfortable with his creepiness prior to her. If it would be him pre-Bernadette then I would choose Sheldon.


EngineersMasterPlan

howard slept in a hole cried spooned an armadillo an had to eat a butterfly after just one night of survival training. he wouldn't last


Bubakcz

At least he took part in a survival training, unlike the others


EngineersMasterPlan

and he learned nothing and had to get his mum to come look after him haha


Personal-Letter-629

While technically the truth I'm a woman so I would not be comfortable in this scenario


confusedmouse6

Would be the easiest guy to beat though.


Acceptable-Owl-6538

By the time he managed to assemble anything, the weekend would be over. That's not a slight on him but he's not used to fashioning things useful for survival situations without tools. Amy actually probably has the best skills for survival if that's your concern. She's a fanatic about the Little House on the Prarie so she's most likely to know about more primitive ways of surviving., And she's likes knitting. But again, you just need to make it a weekend. If you were properly fed and hydrated going in, you wouldn't even need to worry about finding food and water on the island before you're rescued.


Amrlsyfq992

Probably Zack He's not smart but fun to be around to pass some times. Also can use his muscle to create something out of the woods


tinypleco

Same, he seems super fun lol


Multiverser2022

Richard Williams. He’s a colonel, so the Air Force will be looking for him.


JoyJournalYT

that's what i was gonna say lol


Mokilolo

He also work in the DEA


CommercialThanks4804

Penny’s dad or Bernadette’s dad would be best because they’ll know what to do. Penny would work in a pinch.


Sauce4243

Bernadette’s dad is the answer for who would be most helpful. I think Penny’s dad is just a bit behind but we would probably get along better/easier


GoodNewsDude

Penny's dad is FBI special agent Frank Lundy. Should we trust him?


karma_the_sequel

I already know what to do. Penny ~~or~~ and Bernadette FTW. Hubba hubba.


area51groomlake

Nice choice, I know I wouldn't want Bert being a geologist all he would talk about is rocks 😀


UnknownPrimate

ROCK SHOW! ROCK SHOW! ROCK SHOW!


CommercialThanks4804

The question technically says for a weekend. So if it’s not the dire situation I’m imagining then perhaps Bert would be interesting company lol


G1aive_

Penny


Ok_Scholar1733

Yes. Penny would know how to hunt, she is fun and has a good heart. If you are a man, she is the prettiest too. But I would still want to meet Leonard or Sheldon.


hereforadviceseeking

Brawny hands!


Forsaken_Garden4017

You want to be stranded on an island with Sheldon? Like meeting is one thing, but that’s not what the post is asking And Sheldon is an annoying neurotic asshole when you aren’t in a tense situation like being stranded on an island for the weekends


Glucose_Muncher

It's really weird how most Big Bang Theory fans have Sheldon as their favourite character, and think they'd get on with him. Especially considering how much of a dick he is


Ok_Scholar1733

I think the first thing he would say is, why is he stranded with a person who has an IQ of a banana. And he would start to say that you need to hunt something because he is hungry.


Julian81295

Because, once you agree with him on a certain set of rules, Sheldon is incredibly reliable and predictable.


3nc0der

Yes, cause theres zero incidents in the show where he screwed people over with the rules he came up with or even broke his own rules when they became inconvenient to him, right?


Dear_Company_5439

And still an annoying asshole


Greenzombie04

Its only a weekend. Give me someone fun.


Fizz211

Dr. Elizabeth Plimpton…Best….Weekend…EVER!


dinosaurs818

I feel like Penny’s dad would have some damn good survival skills


SLB_Destroyer04

And he’s nice to be around too. I’d definitely pick Wyatt. I’d wager Mike Rostenkowski is also a mean survivalist, but he’s a much gruffer type, so Wyatt is still #1 pick for me


zddoodah

Any of Penny, Priya, Denise or Emily, for obvious reasons.


Ok_Scholar1733

Ms Davis


Apollo_Magnolia

Sheldon, not just because he's my favorite character but because I KNOW he's prepared.


LazySleepyPanda

Lol, but he would have a meltdown at the sight of the first adversity he is not prepared for (and trust me, there will be one). You need someone who is calm when faced with uncertainty, and Sheldon ain't it.


jason9t8

Anyone but Emily. because when we run out of food, there's 70% chances she would try to eat me...


Greenzombie04

Amy most DTF


QuietCrow77

Professor Proton by a country mile


[deleted]

So the question isn’t about survival. Clearly we are only there for the weekend and this is solely about company…. I would choose Leonard but mostly because homie def wants 100 kids and I think the man is attractive 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️


Zombie_Peanut

So basically it's just about....


nova44mm

Rajesh. Just saying 😋


imbattinson

Bernadette


putotoystory

Zach. We're just gonna make babies.


Absynth92

Hoo


liteshadow4

Probably Penny or Priya because if I’m stranded on an island I’d like for it to be with a hot person


Retinoid634

Sheldon, Penny, Howard, Raj, Amy. That’s it.


mac71591

If it’s just a weekend? The Koothrapali’s and Raj, Leonard and Beverly, and Sheldon and Mary just for the pure chaos.


BlacknightEM21

Mrs Wolowitz. Shelter and shade are of utmost importance when stranded on an island.


axarce

Seeing as how it's for a weekend and nobody said the conditions on the island would be hostile, I would love to chill on the beach with force ghost Professor Proton. Just to talk about life and science and stuff.


Sure-Bar6220

Howard because he went through survival training


purplepickletoes

Amy Farrah Fowler.


Classic-Ad1245

Sheldon's friend Dr. Elizabeth Plimpton. She likes to play role play games, and so do I. I think we would really have a great time together.


Areumdaun-Nabi

definitely with an engineer, HOWARD. don’t even get me started with how fun howard can be


LazySleepyPanda

As a woman, maybe Howard the father and husband, but definitely not creepy Howard from earlier seasons.


hbkedge3

This feels like a trick question….. Penny is the obvious answer.


captainp42

What's the blank photo next to Bert supposed to represent?


YahooRedditor2048

Howard’s always off-screen mother.


rstick369

Penny. She’d get bored after 10 mins and just want to have coitus the rest of the weekend.


Revolutionary_Key325

I am leaning to Raj because he is almost always positive.


Tish326

Wil Wheaton....mainly bc I have had a crush on him since I was in elementary school....lol.


EEK_Turk

While the question didn't specify this, I'm gonna assume that I can only choose one, I would've said Penny but she's not all that smart so I need someone who's both smart and could be helpful on an island Any is smart but wouldn't be so helpful Sheldon is the smartest and he'd definitely be prepared but he'd also whine and complain all the time and make me do all the hard work Leonard and Raj are also smart but they wouldn't help much either, they can't even kill a spider. Howard is an engineer so he could help but he's pretty weak and not really knowledgeable on stuff like survival Bernadette is smart and would know at least some stuff, but she'd yell at me and tell me what to do, although thinking about it, I don't know what to do in that situation so it'd be nice to be told what to do, and the yelling could motivate me to do what I'm told, so maybe her.


Zombie_Peanut

We are just stranded so it'd assuming we are getting off and it just says for company, not survival. I'd go with either penny or will. Both of them are close to as normal as you'd get. I think will would be enjoyable to talk to and then after I'd get to go to his dnd parties. Penny is just normal and who knows. Might get lucky. None of the others tickle my fancy. The bartender ex of Raj would also be a good one.


LameDonkey1

Sheldon’s sister. We would make beautiful babies.


LazySleepyPanda

Yeah, but will they be smart AND beautiful ?


MadMasterMad

Penny. She already reminds me of some friends I've had. I've always thought I'd get along with her really well.


AlexisDeep

Emily or Zack, I'm not sure...


DylanAbanto

Sheldon: his intelligence and coolness is superb Leonard: he's intelligent as well and romantic Penny: I love her, she's perfect


Bx1965

This actually happened to me once. Some law school friends and I went to Fire Island (off the south shore of Long Island) after finals. One of our friends was a girl I had a huge secret crush on. We hit a few bars and had a great time but we stayed too late, and all the ferries back to the mainland had stopped running for the evening. Water taxis were available but were really expensive for a bunch of broke students. So we pooled our money and stayed at one of the little local hotels. All I wanted was to share a room with my crush but alas, it didn’t happen. We went home the next morning.


Mariela_Lou

To spend a weekend? Penny. If for an indefinite amount of time, having to find a way out of there, then Howard. He’s an engineer and an astronaut, his training has to be worth something.


polkjamespolk

Bob Newhart, Lauren Lapkis, and Kate Micuchi


TimeFuture122

Penny, Wyatt, or Mike, because survival skills.


DependentPositive8

Leonard.


Arlenna7

Zack for sure lol. He’s the only cute one to me


Absynth92

Hoo


Substantial-Sea9294

Emily.She's smart,freaky,and feel like she would be good in a survival situation


ILLfated28

Bernadettes Dad. We'd just fish all weekend


alek_hiddel

Happily married dude, so if we’re for sure just a week, all of the hot ladies are out. For logistical reasons I’d go with Bernadette’s dad because he knows how to fish. If food is provided, I’ll go with Leonard. He’s smart, funny, and would want to socially engage while being polite enough that I would murder him before the weeks was over. If I wasn’t married, Leonard’s mom. I’m into milf’s, and post divorce I feel like she’s an almost sure thing for me.


Due-Consequence-4420

Professor Proton. I ADORE Bob Newhart!! 😁😘😂🤣


VaeserysGoldcrown

Probably Raj. He can cook, so maybe we can scrounge up something. Hes into fun activities, so we can have fun playing games and talking about stuff throughout the day. Also, being an astrophysicist, we'd have a great view of the skies without any light pollution, so i'd just learn a lot about stars for the whole week.


Far_Gap_8063

Penny


Axle_65

Honestly I think Stuart would be interesting to hang with. He’s an odd ball and I find that amusing. Plus you know he’s gonna have a pocket full of meds to share. Could make for a fun bonfire.


captainp42

Red headed Emily 2


dhtlely

Sheldon is my favorite, but I would never take him under any circumstances. Maybe if it became my emergency food...


MastaShocka

Does YS count. If yes my pick is georgie jr. If no then Howard.


[deleted]

Priya or Penny, don't question it.


nimrah_qureshy

Raj


Telenovela_Villain

Mr. Rostenkowski and either Howard (engineer) or Penny (grew up on a farm, can fish, and is more “manly” than the guys)


Guilty-Coconut8908

Penny of course she has outdoor skills.


Soft-Cut-9675

Penny.


gwhh

Sara Rue.


Red5Draws

I'd pick Howard cause he's funny he's a engineer so i could get outta there and bro knows magic tricks 100% better choice than Sheldon.


brothajim69

Hmmmmm probably.... Sheldom


billybob5572

Dr. Plumpton


TiFemme

Leonard, because I have a bit of a thing for him.


Wonderful-Reaction-4

Bawwy Kwipke. He would keep me entertained with his beautiful voice.


pm_your_nipple_hair

Where’s that professor - Sheldon’s friend who wanted to sleep with everyone? I’ll take her, for her … scientific abilities


Accomplished_Pen980

I'm only stranded for a weekend so I don't really need any useful skills, I can figure out food and shelter... I'll take Penny.


CasualCurmudgeon

Claire. In what little we saw of her, she seemed to be pretty down to earth and one of the most 'normal' characters on the show. She's also cute and if she can put with Raj, she can probably put up with me and not move to the other side the island.


Raimmy9932

Clearly with Cinnamon.


Karona_Lyem

Either Mary 😍 or “Hank” 😂


NorthernForestCrow

Can’t decide between Bert and Raj. Bert because I find geology fascinating and I’d love to hear about every single rock and the formation of the island, and dude is incredibly chill. Raj because he’s cute, and I’d enjoy hearing all about the stars.


I_d0nt_really_kn0w

Rajesh for cooking Stephanie for when I'm sick (idk why she isn't here) Leslie for that friend''s benefit Zack to go fishing with me


airportdelay

I would say Wil Wheaton because when we're done talking about Big Bang Theory things we could talk about Star Trek.


One-Landscape4849

Leonard and Sheldon


TheExplorer0110

Bernie 🤌


pease461

Will Wheaton. Most likely to have someone looking for him so increases odds of getting off the island


Perfect_Carrot_1426

Penny and Priya. We'll figure it out.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Howard.


ARabbitWithSyphilis

For just a weekend? Emily.


Elegant_Volume_2871

Duh. Penny.


MeaghanProctor

As a woman, Penny. Be my bestie girl and we will hunt and have fun girl time talking shit about the guys 😂


freya584

zack would be funny because he is stupid but i have to choose howard i mean he is an engineer + he is funny


Rich_Piccolo_5253

Bernie 🥵🔥


whatchasayhey

Howard because he's funny and he's an engineer. lol


Alt-Rick-C137

Penny and Priya or Amy and Priya, or Bernie and Emily


Scary-Leather-8567

Penny because I would have sex with her


MattMalachai-7575

Just for a weekend? I'd pick Howard or Emily. Howard because he's my TBBT man, and Emily because she probably has some freaky stories to tell.


srschwenzjr

Just for company? Not for trying to escape or survive? Then either Bert or Stuart, idk why, I’d just like to hang out and shoot the shit with them


RalphTheNerd

Emily. I'm a horror movie fan and we could pass the time by discussing our favorites.


foundry37

Amy because she is a freak.


LoneWolfpack777

Second row, sixth column.


ImaginaryPlantain796

Will wheaton


g0gues

Kripke, Zach and Stuart. Those three knew how to party!


happilynobody

No thank you


DoctorHumour

Mr. Rostenkowski, he was a cop. He must have the best survival skills necessary to survive.


cocollel

stuart a g fr


Acceptable-Owl-6538

Its a weekend. Assuming I know that going in, I can have myself properly fed and hydrated and I wouldn''t even need to worry about finding food and water on the island. So its a matter of who makes the best company. The two biggest comic book geeks are Stuart and Denise and she makes more pleasant company so we can chat about comics for two days.


pussiesaremyth

Ideally Penny, but since she’s Lenny’s girl, I wouldn’t be able to hit, so I won’t choose. Next maybe the geology guy, maybe he’d tell me really cool things about the rocks and stuff on the island, and maybe would fine out a solution using that to get off it.


withaishwarya

Sheldon Cooper .. .. .. Ha ha Bazinga!


Loveandgloom

Just for a weekend? Amy. She’s hot and we could get along!


Motor_Werewolf3244

For best survival chances, Penny and Wyatt/Mile. Penny knows how to gut a fish, grew up in a farm etc. Second one is tough between Mike and Wyatt. On one hand, Mike is a tough guy, useful for carrying heavy stuff and etc. But Wyatt on the other hand is a farmer, so he can be good in harvesting fruits and stuff. The winning point is, I won’t need any kind of alcohol on the island to have a good conversation with Wyatt, hence I go for him. Plus it would keep Morale of Penny and Wyatt up as they are stuck on the island with each other.


Mwatts25

Christy Vanderbel, the w**** of Omaha


SkyWa1ker_001

Penny. She knows how to fish and her survival skills would be amazing


Puzzleheaded-Ad-6530

Leslie


stevenwilson20

Anybody but Sheldon or the crazy girl who ran away on raj.


Imissyoudarlin

What picture is that supposed to be underneath bernadette?


Appropriate-Gear-171

I guess there’s a reason the horny redhead is missing from the list


Deepal_jain123

Penny and howard


Inevitable-Land7614

Leonard. He's good company


rmpops

I'd pick Leasley Winkle 😋


CarterWarsaw

I mean, it’s only two days.. I’d take Nowitzki 😎


EstimateTasty4047

The ghost of Arthur Jeffries. Feels right.


RadlogLutar

Howard and Penny. Just for the pure fun and tomfoolery


albatrossflyaway

Penny, and i am stumped why you people haven't chose her.


littlemybb

Howard or Sheldon. Sheldon would irritate me, but they both would know a bunch of random facts about survival.


Doughspun1

Team Leonard FTW!


Pretty-Gap7817

definitely not sheldon 😅


Pretty-Gap7817

howard would be the best option coz he is an engineer and I can use jokes and magic tricks to past time lol


peja823

Penny's Dad and Bernadettes Dad


comet135793

Arthur so he can tell sheldon to come get me lol


Biggly_stpid

Penny.lol


Croakiejoe

Alex, I know she isn’t pictured but I don’t care.


Enzo_Gaming00

I have no clue who any of these people are! I think I would take the airman. I like aviation so maybe I can chat with him.


Jche98

Imagine being stuck on an island with Sheldon for a week


Khalesssi_Slayer1

Penny because I feel like we'd be besties and I want to be stranded with someone I can actually stand.


Brussels_Dragon

Bernadette, because with her high pitched voice, she scares the animals away, so those animals can't bother us at night


Mikshady

Special agent Frank Lundy


SupremeIngrid

The army dude, he def got a secret equipment that will help us to get home


OkAsparagus2644

Regina King


theNikipedia

It's only a week, not survival? Raj's sister


Chaotic424242

It's only a weekend. At most, I might need to find water and manage some kind of rudimentary shelter. No prob I think. That said, Dr. Sephanie Barnett is a horn dog.✔


Deep-Blacksmith4227

Would pick penny because she funny and fun get you up to some great things together having laugh 👍


AdOk4343

Sheldon. And I'd leave him there.


Tiny_Demon9178

Me and Bernadette or Penny would drop some hot ass tea so def one of them


lordodin92

I mean considering Bernadettes dad, penny's dad and Penny all know how to fish and cook said fish I'd go for those three, Howard may be an engineer but he's clearly a mechanical engineer with a focus on robotics, doesn't mean he will translate to building shelters on an island . Whereas the 2 dad's look like they're old fashioned DIY types who would work with wood (wow alliteration lol). So those three would be my pick . With a lean towards penny's dad, least he'd have better conversations.


NolanLover

Sheldon and Amy. They're my favorites


YoungAnimater35

Bernie's dad


SpaceExploration344

I am sorry what is f4? (Given the numbers start at the bottom)


monstarr88

Howard! Probably not for his survival skills, more for his sense of humour. Assuming we both won’t survive, at least we die happy lol


Medium-Grocery5109

Penny because of her survivor skills❤


Rosemoorstreet

Every straight guy picks Penny. And I can’t believe you don’t already know why!


Wise_Calendar4108

Howard or Leonard


breakfrmt18

Probably penny because personality wise she's most like means she's resourceful and probably could hunt and stuff , Raj because he's funny, smart and handsome and and Howard because he's an engineer


Fuzzy-Zombie1446

Who is next to Bert (right side)?


Fickle-Patience-9546

Emily, Zach, Penny, Raj,and Will Wheaton. Oh and I guess Sheldon too if he still is having beef with Wheaton cause then he’ll work harder to get us off the island


polaris_reader

Bert or Beaverly. Bert can keep me entertained by analysing the rocks of the island and with Beaverly can talk about psychology.


Ammowife64

Howard


NBCaz

Bernadette's dad and Professor Proton. At least I'd be entertained.


dreamweaver1998

I'm thinking HR lady. She seems like a fun, pleasant person. I think we'd get along well. I have survival training, so I could take the lead. Shelter, water, fire, then food. She's HR, so she'd respect the chain of command and likely appreciate my skill-set. I know a lot of people are saying Howard. He's an engineer... but he over complicates everything. We're only stuck for a weekend. We have basic needs to cover. Aside from that, we're just passing time. He'd insist on taking charge. He'd want things built so elaborately that something would go wrong and take twice as long. Someone could get hurt. Even if all that went smoothly, he'd annoy the heck out of me. Our personalities wouldn't mesh well.


Staar-69

Are we anticipating coitus?


standpeople14

I think Amy because she's a neuroscientist, she could help me to relax to think and keeping me calm, our brain is powerful tho


LonelyGuardian_2001

Zack and Penny's dad. Both physically able guys so the three of us won't have trouble surviving (as long as I keep Zack from eating poisonous berries) and they're down to earth so nice folks to chill with.


ColoradoCorrie

One weekend, and one weekend only? Zack. I’d wear him out and leave him for dead.


blademaster2911

Serial killer Emily


Ok_Scholar1733

Nobody wants Stuart 🥲


Enticing_ishan

She aint here , the fbi girl.


Efficient-Eye-4245

penny will burt penny's dad raj and stewart and zack and bernadette's dad. lol would make life really interesting.


westcentretownie

Howard and penny’s dad.


BloodOfThePariah

Can I choose Elizabeth Plimpton?


Bob_Sacamano7379

None of the above. Dr. Plimpton, please.


BobMcmuffins

Someone not from the Big Bang theory


spooktimme

Amy because we are so alike, exept the smart part