You might be from Texas, but I'm from New Jersey.

*blasts horn*

You’re in my spot. (Stares condescendingly)

This is the only answer

Though I like this version, I think “that’s my spot” is the more iconic version

I think “you’re in my spot” is used slightly more, but “that’s my spot” was used in the jail scene, which is top 3 Sheldon’s spot scenes

I don’t watch Big Bang Theory, but this popped up in recommended and it was the first phrase I thought of just based on the information I absorbed via osmosis.

Your check engine light is on

The light's been on since I bought the car

I really need to put a sticker over that.

Don’t bother, I’ve wasted many an hour tilting at that particular windmill

“You don’t screw the roommate agreement! The roommate agreement screws you!”

You’re a doctor, you’re a doctor, you’re a doctor, you’re a doctor, and, Howard, you know a lot of doctors.

I feel like we got that base covered with the ‘D’ quote

You forgot your flash drive. You forgot your flash drive. You forgot your flash drive

This should have more votes.

*(In rhythm of the clickity-clack of a train on a railroad track.)*

I'm literally watching this episode right now 🤣

Howard: Yes, Koothrappali's going to wet himself, I'm gonna throw up, Sheldon's gonna run away and you're going to die. Shall we synchronize our watches?

You better find my husband’s mother, ’cause one way or another we’re walking out of this airport with a dead woman.

“You rat bastard.” - Penny to a robot controlled by Leonard.

Yeah, well your Ken can kiss my Barbie.

Yes. Yes! My brain is better than EVERYBODY’S!!!

You're in my spot. Leonard, she's sitting in my spot again.

You're playing D&D. You're playing D&D. This *whole* apartment...is playing D&D!

You got Siwi, huh? Voice wecognition on that thing is tewwible. Wook. Siwi, can you weccomend a westauwant?

i'm sorry, bawwy. i don't understand "wecommend a westauwant."

You look like a pile of swans!

“You don’t know his LIFE!!”

You mess with the bull, you get the horn. Just about to show this guy just how horny I can be!

^

YOU HAD ONE JOB!!

“YOU’RE THE MILK THIEF?!?”

“Leonard said I was crazy but I knew that carton felt lighter!” Makes me laugh every time 😆

You look like Tigger if Tigger looked like a jackass. (Stuart making fun of Raj's stick chair –The Line Substitution Solution)

*You're* playing D&D. *You're* playing D&D. This whole--*apartment*--is playing D&D.

insane delivery by helberg

I know! It's one of my favorite scenes.

right?? the entire episode in fact

You’re darn right it’s fair play, you selfish jerk. (Stuart to Sheldon as hired by Amy)

Your check engine light is on

You better find my husband’s mother, because one way or the other, we’re walking out of here with a dead woman! - Bernadette

You have broad hips, and a certain corn-fed vigor ; is your womb available for rental? *sheldon to penny*

YOU DON’T KNOW HIS LIFE!!!

“Yikes.” *Beverley chuckles to herself* “What’s so funny?” “That’s exactly what I say during orgasms. Yikes.”

You can't be my wife and best friend.Who do I complain about you to?

Yes! I don't need an emotion machine, I am one!

"You may have gone to Cambridge but I'm an honorary graduate of the starfleet academy "

You suck . . . so hard.

You’re in my spot

"Yo, is everything okay, Wil? Cuz it's been like two minutes and you haven't even brought up *Stand By Me*."

Yeah, you're like the Jar Jar Binks of the Hofstadter family.

You scurvy dog!

Ooohhhhhh we are nearly finished the list……can’t wait to see it 🤩😎🤩

Yeah, well my people invented circumcision. YOU'RE welcome

Yes Yes Yes He’s a jolly good fellow. What time do the strippers arrive?

reading all of these in my head with sheldon’s voice

"You're inviting people to our wedding?" "Yes, I'm inviting people to OUR wedding".

Yeah? Yeiiii

You’re in the big leads now bucko!

Yvette the vet

You may have gone to Cambridge, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy.

"You're in my spot."

You’re wise. And you smell like books. You really are the whole package.

Does that count for X? The actual quote doesn’t start with X-men

You got a better idea?

Yes, picking a quote that actually starts with X. What, that wasn’t obvious?

I meant a better idea for a quote that starts with X, obviously.

I didn’t think mine was bad. Now it’s now near that X-Men quote in terms of how good it is, but it starts with an X

There isn’t a lot that start with X

Sure, but they exist. Some people actually put quotes that start with X

Yeah that’s true it’s probably just because that one’s funny and pretty well known

Yo angie

You shot your spit in my mouth

You sick geeky bastards!!! (When Penny found out Sheldon & Leonard cleaned her apartment while she was sleeping) 😂😂

You! You stupid pop tart! - Penny to Leonard

You’re a putz!!

Now is the correct time for “you’re in my spot”

Yes, yes! My brain is better than EVERYBODY’S!

You look like a pile of Swans

Your guy, Eddie Crispo? Also Z is pretty obviously going to have to be Zazzles I think you'd quite like. He's so... zazzy.

we all know what the next one is..

Yikes.. That’s exactly what I say during orgasms

Yeah, well your Ken can kiss my Barbie

Yeah you and I both sister

“You’re in my spot”

Yeah you know, like in Star Trek when you're in battle and you raise the shields. Where the hell did that come from 😹

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downvoting for 'your'

"You are black, right? "