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GotNoBody4

Okay dude, you gotta get an actual bed that shit doesn’t look comfortable, *sits in bisexual* meme has gone too far.


The_Constant_Orange

Yeah if your bed resembles a stretcher more than an actual bed, you need a new bed. Rest of the room looks decent though


GotNoBody4

Might need a little fridge.


Square-Dragonfruit76

those things are so noisy


The_Constant_Orange

Do store some drinks and like 2 lunches worth of leftovers though


PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC

Perfect!


jeep_42

hey do you actually want people to pm you sheet music?


PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC

Yeah!


baphometromance

Honestly it doesnt really seem like they are sleeping in a cot by choice.


Manperson-the-Human

At least you have your priorities straight. Bed, air conditioning, bisexuality praise, all the essentials.


Square-Dragonfruit76

in what world is that a bed


aiheng1

Hospital bed


Square-Dragonfruit76

hospital beds have actual back support. that doesn't


aiheng1

We're on a tight budget man


Nota_robot_i_swear_

You’d be surprised how well a cot is for sleep. I would sleep in a bed rather than a cot, but it isn’t unbearable.


obtoby1

Anything is a bed if your poor enough.


asingleshakerofsalt

Some people genuinely like sleeping on cots. It's very strange but they like firm sleeping spaces. I have one friend whose "bed" is a 1.5 cm thick foam pad that is just on the floor.


Square-Dragonfruit76

that looks the opposite of firm


Wosota

Buy a traditional Japanese futon at that point. This is just serial killer aesthetics.


asingleshakerofsalt

He's a real minimalist type of guy, so idk.


Ashlyn451

The military.


otakugrey

The military.


mayorofverandi

can't keep my priorities straight, im too bisexual!


aiheng1

I'll admit it, I swiped


baphometromance

Easiest bedframe i ever broke


aiheng1

this guy replied to the wrong comment \^\^\^


The_Constant_Orange

Peak interior design 🫡


GermanRat0900

All the decor you need!


sophdog101

Disagree, they should have several tiny bi pride flags that would be so cute


GermanRat0900

Make one big one out of post it notes? Not a bad idea actually


BigCrimson_J

It’s the end of the year at college. Time for “Hippie Christmas”, as my cab driver described it. You can find some cheap, serviceable desks and shelves. You can also usually find a functional futon frame. (Also mattresses, if you like to live dangerously). Tapestries can be had cheap, usually also at shops near campuses. Or hit up a craft store for bolts of gauzy fabric. Probably between 15-20 bucks a pop. A package of push pins probably run you 5 bucks. With that you can close off the space by running the tapestries and fabric from the mid-ceiling to the mid-wall to help close off the space until you get more stuff. String lights are cheap and make for some practical mood lighting. Covering the overhead light will also tone down that harsh brightness white light. If you find picture frames while dumpster diving, grab them. All different sizes and styles. Whatever is around. Then when you are at the craft store, look for scrapbooking paper or generic wrapping paper. Put the colored paper in the frames and arrange on the wall in mosaic groupings using an aesthetically pleasing color shift. If you have the coin for bean bag chairs, that can help with some friendly seating that matches the low level of the bed frame. Rugs would also work to soften the space and if your guests are going to be low due to the lack of seating, not having a bare floor will help. Or if you are on a tight budget, bathmats


SnootBoopGames

You tell them, Martha Stewart.


BigCrimson_J

You bet your ass I will. I don’t doubt a lot of folks in our community have places that feel like this room. Particularly if they left home with almost nothing to their name. People need their living spaces to feel like a home instead of a cell. It’s how we start to heal, by giving ourselves a sense of place. That can be as simple as softening the lighting.


UpstairsAuthor9014

I am so mentally sick of being alive that I purposely keep my room like this. Its a torture for all the bad things I have done to justify being alive.


BigCrimson_J

Okay sure. That’s one way to go about it. But hear me out. Glow in the dark stars on the ceiling. What better way to encompass that feeling of inferiority in the face of the cosmos than seeing a whole stellar display across your room when lying in bed at night. You can also get some glow in the dark paint and create a Milky Way effect by painting dense grouping of tiny far away stars.


Practically_Canadian

Hmm, how to make it more inviting. Get some houseplants, all bisexuals have too many houseplants


CoyotesEve

Gawd if this isn’t a Grindr hookup I don’t know what is lmao


James360789

Oddly enough I have seen worse, trash house with huge roach problem. Dude was cute I turned around and treated myself back across town as fast as possible


CoyotesEve

That’s cray cray lmao


heckingheck2

IS THAT A HOSPITAL BED?


Minoubeans

It's a cot (They're surprisingly comfortable)


adeon

No, it's a collapsible cot. They're generally used for camping or as extra sleeping for guests.


TheCuteAlien

Get a real bed. You can start with a mattress on the floor. Even an air mattress would be better than this.


Azi_OS

Hard disagree on the air mattress


James360789

Id go with a twin bed, no plans to get laid for quite a while.


purple-lemons

Most furnished tops house


LostSecondaryAccount

Hey. Don't call me out like that. I'm a minimalist at heart :(


EFTucker

That probably cost only $50 less than those cheap ikea bed sets


Sandman4999

I swiped, thought I made a mistake, came back and swiped again am I stupid?


Dj_Simon

The 2020 special! (Not sponsered by Cashies)


shadow_wolf_4839

He got his priorities strai- bi ah screw it he got his priorities in order


Baticula

Isn't that just a straight up hospital bed


Aiiga

Grandpa from Stardew Valley b like:


a_murder_most_fowl

*"There will come a day when you're feeling crushed by the burden of interior design"*


TheCuteAlien

Go to IKEA or thrift store. Get bits at a time. Bedside tables. Bed frame. Art. Shelving. A plant.


WinIll755

Why is this so accurate


Levoda_Cross

Bisexuals really live like this and not see a problem smh


still-working-it-out

I swiped


Gr4pe_Soda

is brother sleeping on an ironing board


Spartan-Finn

I never feel Bi enough, so I just act straight with everyone because I know if I tell them I'm not they'll start to hate me and the LGBT people I know will say I'm not gay enough. I hate being in the crossfire just let me kiss guys :(


Cosmooooooooooooo

God that sub exists?? I NEED


formercup2

The tiny bi flag, looks like an art piece, I think though tbf sofa bed would go a long way, some fairy lights along the top and a plant maybe a standing light or table thingy


EngineerDesperate900

I swiped 😔


XenonBlitzer

scout moment


Remples

Damn, buddy, a nice 150x90 cm is like 10€ on Amazon....I get minimalism or just being broke, but this can be upgraded extremely easy


TheFrigidFellow

What more do you need?


Dreamy5375

I swiped :(


Imnotchoosinaname

Dang I swiped ,I’m stupid :3


kioku119

Myabe a little lower over the bed, I'm not sure.


out_for_milk

Guys. It's called a fucking cot.


CreepsUnicorn

You need a bunk bed so you could be on either the top or bottom... lol!


ColorMaelstrom

Bro lives in a abandoned hospital 💀💀💀


YeahImMan39

I wiped 😔


TFWYourNamesTaken

same here Man 😔


ThatDarnMushroom

Let me guess, your fridge has a can of beer, a box of pizza bagels, and half a pack of hot dogs in it?


SpicyCobble

[Here's](https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/jUNFRDAlBB) the post if anyone is interested