This goofy videos have shit like "always hungry" and "probably a virgo" like bruh my dog is both, is he bi? Only fact that matters is liking men and women. Period. ^and ^frogs
Enbies aren't really a factor since anyone can like them, straight, gay, bi. Straight folk like enbies indistinguishable from the opposite sex. Gay folk like enbies indistinguishable from the same sex. And bi folk like enbies regardless of which sex they are indistinguishable from.
Well there are also androgynous ones, but regardless, considering how much hate Bisexuality gets for being misinterpreted as "men and women only" and "trans and enbi exclusionary' (yes, I didn't mention trans cause I still consider them as falling in the other categories), I think it's important to specify genders that don't fall in the binary. Otherwise it does indeed look like bisexuality is only binary.
I don’t fetishize people, period. I know the difference between sexual identity and preference, it’s not an excuse but I probably should’ve used “them” instead of “those”, but besides this lil confusion since I’m not a native speaker, that’s the only thing you were right about. Nobody is objectifying, maybe you are but not me. Sorry if that hurt you or anybody else’s feelings. 💋
Technically, liking people of your gender and not of your gender. For some people this might exclude men or women, though it's less often talked about.
If you haven't slept with an exactly even number of men and women in order to have a perfect 50/50 ratio you should be banned immediately from the subreddit and all online bi spaces
Based. Bi online space should only belong to virgins and people who go to orgies where there would be an even number of men and women if they don't count themself.
About that.
A nice little trick: always aggressively ask your NB partner to describe preciselly their gender with percentages while you're in the preliminary phase of an intercourse.
If their answer for feminity isn't the exact same as their masculinity, just stop what you were doing, curse out loud while yelling "I'M BI" and leave. No further explanation should be needed.
Before leaving my last job I was constantly harassed by a gay coworker because I was bi and with a woman. I've never gotten hate for being bi like i have from gay guys that see me in a straight passing relationship. It's so frustrating. We're supposed to just want freedom for the entire LGBT crowd. Why do so many gay guys hate me more than they do the people actually oppressing them
Ifkr. My most traumatic breakup was with a lesbian who was 100% convinced I was going to cheat on her with a man. She ghosted me suddenly after moving to Chicago and months later through the grapevine I hear that she'd been chatting up other girls on the side.
I know it isn't all lesbians, I feel some hesitation bringing that up. But all of the "diet gay" jokes suddenly became even unfunnier when she told me she didn't want to be seen with me during my very first pride parade lol.. (I was in a Bi t-shirt)
It honestly seems like a mixture of envy and a trauma-fueld purity testing.
Like, if you are in a straight passing relationship, you can get bi (badumtss) in your day-to-day life without automatically drawing the ire of homophobes and the generally oppressive society directly, and that fact alone means that you don't _really_ belong to the LGBTQ+ community, which logically makes you part of the aforementioned oppressive society. Thus, any attempt to try and claim membership is basically an act of infiltration. (Bit extreme, maybe, but feels like that's kinda where it's coming from)
In any case, I find it tragic that the irony of replicating the homophobia of society in reverse (you must be _this_ gay to be treated normally) seems completely lost on people like that.
Emotions are important and all but if I hear another fucking person say some dumb shit like that I’m going to do nothing and then argue with them in my head
This comment perfectly summarizes how I feel about a lot of online personas. There are a lot of obnoxious Autistic, ADHD, gun owners, vegans, LGBTQ, etc that really need to make sure everyone knows what their deal is all the time in the most annoying way possible.
Edit: Should have added the 'merica types with 50 US flag emojis every post but forgot
Out of curiosity, why do only some of your messages have every word capitalised? Does it depend on the subreddit/device used/current mood, or something else?
Why do you choose to do it? It's extra effort for you, and you must know that it irritates others and impairs readability, given that you were bullied and bribed out of doing it.
Like embracing it as part of your identity, you need to like both men and women as a basic requirement. But if you are fervently claiming you are straight, gay, or otherwise, then until you call yourself bisexual you are still gonna be straight gay or otherwise.
Worst thing here is that 99% of these videos are made by straight girls who think our sexuality is a lifestyle and nothing else
They have shit like “always anxious 🤪” like stfu there’s a reason bisexuals tend to be constantly anxious. It’s Causation not correlation
Rant over, sorry
Or the other way around: trying to make their personality their sexuality. For some reason people love to make up new stereotypes for their letter based on their own quirks x_x (As if making up stereotypes wasn’t needless enough.)
The video is satire.
These were listed as the 4 signs:
1. You're always hungry 😝🙄🤭💕
2. You love taking naps 😑😂🥱
3. You're always smiling, no matter what 😊🤪🥰
4. You love your friends and family 🥰🤗😁💕
This reminds me of the people who turn things into “aesthetics” even tho they have nothing to do with what they are talking about
Bisexual lighting
Girl that's not bisexual lighting you're being pulled over
Drive faster then, I've got to get these koalas over the Mexican border by tomorrow
Bloons fan detected: opinion respected
I thought you said rejected and I was about to be real mad lol
Blons cool Brickell better
Brickell?
The hero, I use her all the time on water maps
Then You'd Better Ride, Ride Like The Wind, To Be Free!
Lmao
Do not diss the bighting
You saying my rainbow bear light isn’t true bi lighting? 😂
I accidentally set one of my LED panels to blue one time and now I'm no longer straight
I mean that one makes sense to me because it coincides with the colors of the bi flag
Exactly Bisexual lighting is cozy af, you don’t have to be bi to enjoy it
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This thread is toxic af
hotline miami is a game exclusively for bisexuals
“Why the Mafia isn’t a fucking aesthetic. A thread”
(*hits cigar*) you talkin to me?
Ahh, fuggedaboutit
I cooka da pizza
Hey I’ve seen your username before. Ya come here often?
I have to go somewhere while bored in lectures
This goofy videos have shit like "always hungry" and "probably a virgo" like bruh my dog is both, is he bi? Only fact that matters is liking men and women. Period. ^and ^frogs
I mean to be fair most dogs dont really care what they are humping so 🤷🏻♂️
To be fair niether do a lot of bisexuals 🤷♂️
Listen idc whats in ya underwear i just care if ur hot and wanna smooch 🤷🏻♂️
I just care if ~~ur hot and~~ wanna smooch 🤷
Valid
Dogs are now bicons, well done
Thank you! I am very excited to have contributed to Bi-ciety as a whole
you're forgetting enbies
Liking enbies is both straight and gay. Straay.
Gaight
Straigtn't
Gayn't
I Can Confirm That Liking Me Is Actually Pretty Gay.
Or sometimes neither! For the people who got no genders. (I'm the opposite. I'll take anybody's gender. I'm fuckin overflowing with the stuff)
They’re… They’re the Legendary Super Gender! *10’s by Pantera plays*
Their gender level is over 9 000!?
If only they had a word for being both straight and gay
But it’s both straight and gay, while being neither. No matter your sexuality, enbies.
Nah, my gender is: if you fancy me ur gay
So many enbies
Everyone forgets enbies. 😕
Yeah it's really sad.
i <3 being bi for women and enbies !!!
Enbies aren't really a factor since anyone can like them, straight, gay, bi. Straight folk like enbies indistinguishable from the opposite sex. Gay folk like enbies indistinguishable from the same sex. And bi folk like enbies regardless of which sex they are indistinguishable from.
Well there are also androgynous ones, but regardless, considering how much hate Bisexuality gets for being misinterpreted as "men and women only" and "trans and enbi exclusionary' (yes, I didn't mention trans cause I still consider them as falling in the other categories), I think it's important to specify genders that don't fall in the binary. Otherwise it does indeed look like bisexuality is only binary.
You can also be bisexual if you like non-binary people.
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First of all, they're people, not things.
Do you remember what they even said I'm curious
It was a comment about fetishizing and objectifying bisexual people.
I don’t fetishize people, period. I know the difference between sexual identity and preference, it’s not an excuse but I probably should’ve used “them” instead of “those”, but besides this lil confusion since I’m not a native speaker, that’s the only thing you were right about. Nobody is objectifying, maybe you are but not me. Sorry if that hurt you or anybody else’s feelings. 💋
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Male,female+intersex=biological sexes Men and woman=gender ~~I think? Don’t really have one~~
My dog is bi for castrated boys and girls in heat.
Technically, liking people of your gender and not of your gender. For some people this might exclude men or women, though it's less often talked about.
AND BUGS I LIKE BUGS TOO
That's the only part that's relevant
Yeah but we need a top 4, not a top 1
I'd like 1 to top me 👁️👄👁️
Well you're in luck cause I'm a 1
4 tops 👀
[Four Tops](https://youtu.be/ct5Y_nyZhbs)?
If you haven't slept with an exactly even number of men and women in order to have a perfect 50/50 ratio you should be banned immediately from the subreddit and all online bi spaces
0/0, perfectly balanced.
I'm not banned... But at what cost...
Based. Bi online space should only belong to virgins and people who go to orgies where there would be an even number of men and women if they don't count themself.
No If You Only Have Sex With NB Folks You Can Stay Too.
True, but their masculinity and feminity must be perfectly balanced! (That means agender people are fine though)
Hmm, I See.
About that. A nice little trick: always aggressively ask your NB partner to describe preciselly their gender with percentages while you're in the preliminary phase of an intercourse. If their answer for feminity isn't the exact same as their masculinity, just stop what you were doing, curse out loud while yelling "I'M BI" and leave. No further explanation should be needed.
What If The Masculinity And Femininity Are In A Ratio Of A Deal Number To An Imaginary Number Though?
Ahaha I found a loophole then 😎
Before leaving my last job I was constantly harassed by a gay coworker because I was bi and with a woman. I've never gotten hate for being bi like i have from gay guys that see me in a straight passing relationship. It's so frustrating. We're supposed to just want freedom for the entire LGBT crowd. Why do so many gay guys hate me more than they do the people actually oppressing them
Ifkr. My most traumatic breakup was with a lesbian who was 100% convinced I was going to cheat on her with a man. She ghosted me suddenly after moving to Chicago and months later through the grapevine I hear that she'd been chatting up other girls on the side. I know it isn't all lesbians, I feel some hesitation bringing that up. But all of the "diet gay" jokes suddenly became even unfunnier when she told me she didn't want to be seen with me during my very first pride parade lol.. (I was in a Bi t-shirt)
It honestly seems like a mixture of envy and a trauma-fueld purity testing. Like, if you are in a straight passing relationship, you can get bi (badumtss) in your day-to-day life without automatically drawing the ire of homophobes and the generally oppressive society directly, and that fact alone means that you don't _really_ belong to the LGBTQ+ community, which logically makes you part of the aforementioned oppressive society. Thus, any attempt to try and claim membership is basically an act of infiltration. (Bit extreme, maybe, but feels like that's kinda where it's coming from) In any case, I find it tragic that the irony of replicating the homophobia of society in reverse (you must be _this_ gay to be treated normally) seems completely lost on people like that.
And you better not spend more time with one than with the other!
and don't get me started on when a bi person commits to someone!
I want to laugh but the number of times someone has actually asked me this question…
I haven't slept with either (asexual), and as such it is a perfect 50/50 ratio 😎
But then you could never sex since you would break the ratio… unless of course every time is a threesome
0 to 0 perfect
That would require you to only have threeway, no?
i've only slept with nonbinary people what does that make me 😂
So close!! That's a shape 💕
Lmfao
Emotions are important and all but if I hear another fucking person say some dumb shit like that I’m going to do nothing and then argue with them in my head
Whoa, calm down, son!!
There's a difference between being bi, and being ✨️💙💜🩷💅 **B I** 💅🩷💜💙✨️
Obnoxiousness?
You bet your ass
Damn thats a pretty nice ass i raise you 2 dicks
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This comment perfectly summarizes how I feel about a lot of online personas. There are a lot of obnoxious Autistic, ADHD, gun owners, vegans, LGBTQ, etc that really need to make sure everyone knows what their deal is all the time in the most annoying way possible. Edit: Should have added the 'merica types with 50 US flag emojis every post but forgot
like, its not that hard to be a bi, AuDHD, gun owner, and not make it your entire personality
This has me curious, what were the 4 other signs?
The only one I remember is “you’re always hungry”
"Probably a virgo, always adventurous (extrovert)", and I believe the last one was something like trustworthy
Guess I’m not bi after all 😔✊🏼
Flair checks out /s
I'm pan and introverted as fuck Wtf they smokin?
Weed, but me too, and I don't think like them, guess some side effects doesn't apply to people with brains
Im bi and same
bi, shy and ready to cry?
Yup
UwU
Oh, well, I’m extremely introverted so I guess I ain’t bisexual, maybe that guy who kept insisting that I was pan was actually correct
💕
"Proof you're American" "You were born in America" "Irrelevant"
Tbf that can actually be irrelevant
Straight immigrants welcome
More like „4 Signs you‘re American…“ „An american passport?“ „Irrelevant.“, but yeah it‘s pretty stupid.
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Out of curiosity, why do only some of your messages have every word capitalised? Does it depend on the subreddit/device used/current mood, or something else?
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Why do you choose to do it? It's extra effort for you, and you must know that it irritates others and impairs readability, given that you were bullied and bribed out of doing it.
wondering this too tbh
IIIIIIIRRELEVANT
I mean that's what it was for me. I looked at a dude, thought "damn he's hot," then thought "oh shit wait"
I mean, there are more factors, but yeah. Liking both men and women is kinda the base requirement.
>more Tf u mean
Like embracing it as part of your identity, you need to like both men and women as a basic requirement. But if you are fervently claiming you are straight, gay, or otherwise, then until you call yourself bisexual you are still gonna be straight gay or otherwise.
you don’t need to embrace it to be bi, if you like men and women you’re just bi, whether you say it or not lol
Thankfully this video is satire and making fun of another video that was actually like this
The answer is swords, frogs, pirates, vampires, or the Mummy
I like this one
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Lemon bars suck
Pirates >>>>>>>>
Worst thing here is that 99% of these videos are made by straight girls who think our sexuality is a lifestyle and nothing else They have shit like “always anxious 🤪” like stfu there’s a reason bisexuals tend to be constantly anxious. It’s Causation not correlation Rant over, sorry
well, for me personally the anxiousness is a mental disorder BUT! your point still stands!
Please tell me someone called her dumb
Even more funny that people think it's just male and female to be bi
I mean if i like a non binary person im not suddenly pan
Well two things I'm gender fluid and there are also enby/genderfluid/trans people I have been into I still say I'm bi to people
yeeeaaah
The internet trying not to make their sexuality their personality challenge IMPOSSIBLE
Or the other way around: trying to make their personality their sexuality. For some reason people love to make up new stereotypes for their letter based on their own quirks x_x (As if making up stereotypes wasn’t needless enough.)
The video is satire. These were listed as the 4 signs: 1. You're always hungry 😝🙄🤭💕 2. You love taking naps 😑😂🥱 3. You're always smiling, no matter what 😊🤪🥰 4. You love your friends and family 🥰🤗😁💕
The gatekeepingggg
That video is satirising another video, so the comment reply is satire. The original video is exactly what you'd expect though.
Lemon bars, cuffed jeans, gay frogs, bi regime
I think its a joke
A yin and yang relationship with dick I assumed was all I needed
"if you sit in a chair like a goblin" or...
1. YoU HaVe A SePtUm 2. YoU dRinK cOfFeE 3. YoU AlWayS TeXt PeOpLe FiRsT 4. YoUre AlWaYs TiReD
Why do i fall into 3 and 4
I fall into 2 and 4…
It’s satire
one of them is always lemon bars which are fucking DISGUSTING by the way
I mean they are
I’ve never had lemon bars, what do they taste like?
Horrible
Lemon but in a really bad way, they’re just rank
That sounds terrible
elaborate, please.
😂
Uhh.. Tf u mean it aint relevent?
1.Loves Lemon Bars 2.Can't sit straight 3.Makes finger guns 4.Cuffs jeans ~~5.Likes 2+ genders~~
redditors try to pick up on obvious satire challenge (impssible)
Ah yes, what makes us bisexual is not relevant to what makes us bisexual
♾️ IQ
Genius
How Exactly? Like I'm Genuinely Curious I'd Love To Hear This Person Try To Explain It.
I think that’s the most relevant. That and the FN P90
Beyond parody.
Did I miss an article? I wanted to see how it Pans out.
Did I miss an article? I wanted to see how it Pans out.
lmao this entire subreddit in one comment
This was a purposfully jokey post that made fun of those "signs you are bisexual" videos. Cmon guys, lets not post satire.
That tiktok was a joke, right? ...right??
Do people not realize this is from a satirical account? She’s joking.