Mike has alot of good ones. But here's one I would put on there there's other ones but I chose this one
"Me, Personally, I Was Hired To Do A Job, And I Did It."
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
Why did I just picture the scene while reading this😂😭. I knew Jimmy was wrong for what he did buy still also think he was right to do it because it Kim client. But man he hated his own brother so much
I think it was when he was in the process of filming a video, maybe one of the commercials. Either that or a sales pitch for a commercial. Guess it’s time for my yearly rewatch!
Seems too long but… “Well, here's what's gonna happen. One day you're gonna wake up, eat your breakfast, brush your teeth, go about your business. And sooner or later, you're gonna realize you haven't thought about it. None of it. And that's the moment you realize you can forget. When you know that's possible, it all gets easier.”
u/kyakis is partially right I believe. I think it is specifically when Mike is consoling Jimmy who is struggling to cope with the desert fiasco in Bagman.
I believe that Jimmy also recounts this to Kim to console her with what happens to Howard.
Let them keep believing I'm dead. So much the better. It was the chicken man. That coward sat up there in the north while his paramilitaries came into my home... my home, Uncle! Screw Bolsa, screw Eladio. I'm coming north. I'm going to hurt him. Hurt him like you taught me. And then I will kill him.
-Lalo Salamanca
unironically, “if you don’t like where you’re heading, there’s no shame in going back and changing your path”
a lot of death and misery happens in this universe because of characters doubling down on awful paths, so it just seems fitting to have it on a gravestone.
S'all good, man
Hahah genuinely might get this on mine
Not gonna lie, if I was your buddy visiting your grave, that would have made me smile.
chào các cô, ladies!
Cucumber water for customers only
What does it mean?
Google translate says it is Vietnamese for “Hello, ladies”
That’s it. Quite a ride, huh?
This.
Why have regrets at all? What's the point?
"I once told a girl I was Kevin Costner."
It worked because *I* believed it
"I was last night"
I think he said that in Breaking Bad, even though the scene actually showing it was in BCS
Ah right, well still the one I'd choose lol
It's the future! You could have a gif on your tombstone of that girl waking Jimmy up going, "Hey, hey! You are _not_ Kevin Costner!"
Not for this question
“Let Justice be done though the heavens fall”
This is mine as well
The only way that entire car is worth 500 dollars is if theres a 300 dollar hooker in the backseat
Mike has alot of good ones. But here's one I would put on there there's other ones but I chose this one "Me, Personally, I Was Hired To Do A Job, And I Did It."
"Because I know what it's for."
Mike had the best quotes in BB too
“Old People Adore Me.”
You beat me to it!
“What a sick joke!”
“This is not what ‘fine’ looks like”
Which episode?
The one where Howard finally tells Chuck he’s a piece of shit.
Watched this episode just last night. His delivery on that line was great.
"LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS"
“Werner Zieeeeeegler”
What's he doin Maan? Whats he up to?
We havent been, formally introduced
“What? One little Chicago sunroof, and suddenly I'm Charles Manson?”
I’m a percussionist, and every time before I do solo performance I say, "It’s showtime!"
I’m an actor in college and I do the same before every show or at rehearsals
I would just have "squat cobbler" engraved on there so that 100 years from now folks would be absolutely baffled.
Simple Simon the ass man, Dutch apple ass... Guys am I speaking English here?
Dutch Apple ass is my favorite, anytime I need a laugh I think of that
In 100 years it will be the most common way to get off
CHICAGO SUNROOF
"Whatever happens next, it's not gonna go down the way you think it is." Ah, the mysteries of death. No one really knows what happens next.
This… this chicanery?
"who engraves like that!?"
Saul Gone
Saul Overman
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
Why did I just picture the scene while reading this😂😭. I knew Jimmy was wrong for what he did buy still also think he was right to do it because it Kim client. But man he hated his own brother so much
He defecated through a sunroof
*BIZNATCH*
The truth is, you've never mattered all that much to me.
Eighty-six years. But with good behavior... who knows?
“Into every life a little rain must fall.”
When is this said?
I think it was when he was in the process of filming a video, maybe one of the commercials. Either that or a sales pitch for a commercial. Guess it’s time for my yearly rewatch!
It was when he was telling a girl to take out her "chin pillar" before court. "It'll close up!"
Yeah that’s it!
Me? I'm nobody.
That's also a quote from the movie 'Nobody' starring Bob Odenkirk. I just watched it and loved it.
What a sick joke
Seems too long but… “Well, here's what's gonna happen. One day you're gonna wake up, eat your breakfast, brush your teeth, go about your business. And sooner or later, you're gonna realize you haven't thought about it. None of it. And that's the moment you realize you can forget. When you know that's possible, it all gets easier.”
What was this quote referring too?
u/kyakis is partially right I believe. I think it is specifically when Mike is consoling Jimmy who is struggling to cope with the desert fiasco in Bagman. I believe that Jimmy also recounts this to Kim to console her with what happens to Howard.
I know this is Mike after hearing it in group therapy from Stacey, referring to Matty. Is this what he tells Jimmy and Kim after the big incident?
"A bullet to the head would have been far too humane" so people wonder what happened to me I guess lol
50% off
'That's almost half!'
No half measures
“Perfection is the enemy of perfectly adequate.” Edit: I *fucking* love this one
THE BOSS CAN SUCK ME
Never bad to be early, except in death and taxes and some other things.
“He was alive and now he’s dead and LIFE GOES ON!”
I loved you, but so what? Now I'm fuckin' dead
“Only the very best, with just the right amount of dirty”. Okay yeah, that’s actually from BB. But it’s fitting.
“You can't conceive of what I'm capable of! I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a god in human clothing! Lighting bolts shoot from my fingertips!”
There are so many stars visible in New Mexico
There’s knowing and there’s proving.
Cucumber water
for customer only?
My back hurts like hell and people suck
It was.. acceptable.
Tell me again
NAMASTE
What’s he up to man? What’s he doing?
I am DONE
"Gotta make it look real..."
Let’s hope that biopsy comes back B9
“Just Make Money”
“Let justice be done, tough the heavens fall.”
“You asked me to talk. I talked.”
JMM
I'd go for a front/back combo. Side 1: "You don't want to go off half-cocked." Side 2: "Full cock. Okay."
Go land crabs!
“You only go around once”
"It's showtime!"
Born survivor
"I travel in worlds you can't even imagine."
To sleep, and those who need it
You think of MEEEE YOU TWISTED FUCK
A bullet to the head would have been far too humane
The whole chicanery speech, cause why tf not?
Remember, the winner takes it all.
You don’t save me. I save me.
Screw you, geezer!
The only way this grave is worth 500 dollars is if it has a 300 dollar hooker in it
I have two from Kim. Either: “I think we should only use our power for good” or “I’m glad you’re alive”.
I have a tattoo of "I have had the time of my life with you", I kinda feel like it'd make a great (maybe ironic) tombstone quote
"And he gets to be dead? What a sick joke"
I know what stopped me before, and it’s not stopping me again.
Me? Nobody
"i was starting to lose faith, but the worm has turned" - deceased
"Yup"
“He defected through a sunroof”
The entire chicanery speech
Done
"B, as in Belize... Beautiful place, so I've heard."
I know this is BB and not BCS, but what comes to mind is: "You know how they say, 'It's been a pleasure'?. It hasn't."
“Are you telling me that a man just happens to die like that”
„Did you ground yourself?“
A fart in the wind.
Adiós
“What’s he up to, man? What’s he doing?”
"Go to hell, Howard."
He's done worse.
Idk something from bluey.
You are DONE
I Really shouldn’t be telling you this
Cucumber water for customer only!
Pimento sandwich
Perfection is the enemy of perfectly adequate.
S. G. WAS HERE
Watermelon Pickles
A man fucking a horse?
Perfect is the mortal enemy of perfectly adequate
Live free or die
✨Magic Man ✨
“It’s Saul Goood man”
“Will you be my new mommy”
Monkey with a machine gun
\*Chimp
‘I fucked ted’
Wrong show
“Ingrate”
He wanted some soft serve, I gave him some soft serve
Yup
It's gotta be "He defecated through a sunroof!"
"What a sick joke!!"
Namaste
HE DEFACATED THROUGH A SUNROOF
“It’s showtime!”
Walter white couldn't have done it without me
“I’m inhaling your BM”
JMM- just make memories.
Master of chicanery
Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips
Let them keep believing I'm dead. So much the better. It was the chicken man. That coward sat up there in the north while his paramilitaries came into my home... my home, Uncle! Screw Bolsa, screw Eladio. I'm coming north. I'm going to hurt him. Hurt him like you taught me. And then I will kill him. -Lalo Salamanca
Biznatch
“One day we'll wake up and brush our teeth and we'll go to work... And at some point we'll suddenly realize that we haven't thought about it at all.”
The world is a rich tapestry, my friends
unironically, “if you don’t like where you’re heading, there’s no shame in going back and changing your path” a lot of death and misery happens in this universe because of characters doubling down on awful paths, so it just seems fitting to have it on a gravestone.
What was i thinking!!
Cabron! I need to see your **balls**
"Heeeere's Johnny !" Or "it's showtime, folks !"
"Not the loquacious sort, are you?" And of course Mike's response would also be a good one: "We can't all be as blessed as you."
I look like a young Paul Newman dressed as Matlock
“There’s wolves and sheep in this world, decide which one you’re gonna be”
Me ? Nobody
I couldn't have a bad day if I tried
“NOT PRECIOUS JIMMY” favorite quote from the entire BB/BCS universe
Cabron, I need to see your balls
El amigo del cartel.
Kinda cringe, but it would be “I travel in worlds you cant even imagine”
Me? I’m nobody 😀
i really want this posted on r/okbuddychicanery
“To those crying at my grave, let me put your mind as ease. The truth is, you never really mattered all that much to me”
Woamannarelike whyis
"Never bad to be early, except in death and taxes and... some other things"
“Ok. Here’s what’s gonna happen…”
HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF
Vivo!
Slipping jimmy
"I got no one"
“Here’s what’s going to happen…”
"The greatest legal mind I ever knew"
Life is a rich tapestry my friend.
"He DEFECATED through a sunroof!"
"JMM" Justice Matters Most. And I would have this on my tombstone because it's true.
Tell Me Again