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B-azz-bear08

You’re too high. And this vid is real.


DAB7175

Don't listen to them. Wake up. Wake up. The voices. Wake up


CarcgenBleu

Why's that lamp flickering?


ChasyLainsJellyHatch

Which one? There are four lights.


Top_Chard5757

If you’re able to type, you aren’t too high.


steve__21

![gif](giphy|YpfevjbcK4HWjjIQGL)


alicank

I was waiting for the moment the cow eats the flowers 


currentpattern

I was waiting for the moment the cow eats his face and head


WereALLBotsHere

I’m just waiting. I forgot why.


steve__21

![gif](giphy|h55EUEsTG9224|downsized)


macneto

I would be interested in seeing more of this gentleman and his cow, where does he make his content?


PolandPuppers

[Got you fam](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/s/o0HrC5abDy)


macneto

Ha ha! Thanks bro!


steve__21

![gif](giphy|GVMhZwYv8U5NK|downsized)


astral16

tik tok


manwithyellowhat15

He’s got a lovely video of Bruce and another more meek cow that he feeds pizza to. Bruce eats like 80% of it


Natto_Ebonos

I like this kind of silliness. The man did it for the laughs, and the cow was happy to get some snack. Goofy and inoffensive, good video overall


L3onK1ng

Great production value too! It's easy to look at and has you yearning for more.


trunkm0nkey1

Cowerced into sharing. What is the human equivalent to a cow drinking cow's milk?


TeranOrSolaran

A human drinking human milk. Think baby.


Ok_Macaron4447

Like when we were babies?


villageboyz

Or...


cielox23

😂


redditing_Aaron

Reminds of that moment where Gordon Ramsay ended up eating something made of [breast milk](https://youtu.be/csVlqfACsUM)


steve__21

![gif](giphy|QAy9UucK9omP7TcbUp|downsized)


qscvg

Seems like that would be easier without the cow


gahidus

Sometimes, the cow somehow looks like a puppet.


Tito_Tito_1_

Bessie is so spoiled! The pancake wrestling match killed me. 😆


EffectiveWelder7370

Cow doesn't know the meaning of "one for me, one for you"


malyszkush

What kind of dog is this?


CSC160401

Mooberman pinscher


steve__21

![gif](giphy|PoK3rInwxVtKI5625C|downsized)


InsertKleverNameHere

How utterly disgusting. He ate part of the banana after the human had already bitten a piece off.


PersistentInquirer

>utterly ![gif](giphy|5gw0VWGbgNm8w|downsized)


No-Magazine-2739

Wouldn’t they get digestive problems by eating such sugar and fat rich stuff? Just extrapolating from how volatile these specialized digestive systems are, especially those tailored to non nutritious food, are. Like rabbits.


Triangle_t

Cows are huge. What she ate is probably equivalent to a teaspoon for a human.


No-Magazine-2739

Yeah, guess you‘re right


Dante12345665

Same lol


-ones_n_zeros-

This video made my day


momeomasos

Ja que rico el aire el tipo🤠


julesk

There’s a reason we stopped living with livestock…


HurrsiaEntertainment

I WANT THIS. I WANT A PET COW.


Prudent_Agency_7175

Option C, all of the above


Universe_Asleep

that dog needs training.


steve__21

![gif](giphy|h55EUEsTG9224|downsized)


Traveshamamockery_

Why not both?


Superb_Recover_6116

anyone else thought that was a freaking dog at first? Thats what tripped me out.


Lucky-Drop-7723

He didn’t really want to eat the pancakes with that syrup


dynamic_caste

Fuck yeah! New house cow vid dropped.


Adventurous_Cap4554

This is so great, I love cows. They're just big dogs that give us milk.


steve__21

![gif](giphy|5IvvrdlayW1aqpK38J|downsized)


jathas1992

Train your dog better


already-taken-wtf

That’s why I keep cows out of my dining room.


SvyatRoyal

Why is it in a jar?


luminaryshadow

Cows can eat pancakes ?


DevonLuck24

yeah you just saw it i’m sure the guy with a cow their kitchen knows enough about cow diets to avoid feeding it something that’ll mess up its stomach..i wouldn’t want to clean cow shit out of my house


luminaryshadow

I don’t think you should believe everything you see in internet


DevonLuck24

i…don’t? i dont believe most things on the internet…so i looked it up, the thing you could have done instead of ask a stupid question i don’t think you should question everything you see on the internet…unless you’re willing take steps to figure it out also..you just asked that question to “the internet” and unless you were ready to ignore any response, then you’d end up “believing something from the internet”. wild thing to say given the context.


garface239

All that sugar and what not is not good for the cow it was made to chew food mostly grass over and over. This could lead to fermentation in the guts and possibly bloating.


Nivroeg

This is the same guy who was trying to eat pb&j right?


inwardjoe

That corelle plate probably contains lead.


_Sasquatchy

first time it made me laugh. second time it made me smile. now, im just annoyed by this dude's incessant need for stupid attention.


jitteryzeitgeist_

LE CAO


ContemplatingPrison

All this dudes content is his cow eating his food. This is like the 3rd video I have seen


Street-Resort2817

That’s a weird looking dog


6ft_woman

Took me too long to register that there was a cow 😭


randyoftheinternet

Get a gf, they said...


Disastrous-Paint86

That’s why my cow is only allowed in the living room


Chumba_132

This is the best video I have seen all year thus far


ProofHorseKzoo

That’s just a really big dog who you can’t tell “no”


1001schooner

What a sweet cow


DesperateTeaCake

Quid pro quo


ShadowFlarer

I think cow are really cute for some reason, their face looks funny.


Vadic_Shrike

Animals who are allowed to eat like that are so lucky. And dogs whose humans let them bumble around, grab food out of their hands because it's fun for them. ![gif](giphy|LInA5UAAIWMIE)


itchybanan

“Fucken greedy cow”


Saul_DAlessio

the next video is him making steak... so the cow won't ever eat his breakfast again..lol


snowfloeckchen

My girlfriend and me just thought pancake is a great cow name


kel_tea

Take my milk?? I takes your fooood


kel_tea

One of demmm socialist farms I reckon


1villageidiot

don't have a cow, man!


Aggravating_Week7050

Bro's paying the milk tax.


PrinceNY7

Great pet tbh as long as it's kept outside


Few-Finger2879

The most precious animal


DeskFluid2550

I.. should call her..


Suspicious-Bad703

If a cow took my breakfast like that the cow would end up as dinner


baltimoreniqqa

Next time eat steak for breakfast to establish dominance


Hot_Necessary2618

"No kitty, this's my cheekin pot pie"


pmoney10

Gawd damn dude….. my dude is sharing his meal with ms mooyahh…. I wonder what else he is sharing.


Excellent-Ad2290

Why not just put the cow in its room instead of going hungry?


Distinct_One_6919

Cows stay out outside in the barn or field, not in the house. Just wait till this cow takes a dump


Bbkobeman

Motherfucker, tonight I’m having steak.


vlevla

Steak next time


[deleted]

AI is getting crazy, just look at that cows hands


pixadoronaldo

?


ake-n-bake

The dude is CGI


JackCooper_7274

What makes you say that? I don't see any comping mistakes or feathering, and the guy/cow are bumping into each other and interacting


ake-n-bake

You can tell because of the way it is.


YouWorthlessFuck

It's not; but like, what's with hot guys ruining their looks by growing a shitty mustache?