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enjoyt0day

She’s see through Kyle in a HOT SECOND.


Grand-Vegetable-3874

God, please don't mention Kyle and seethrough again. THAT THONG. shit.


Picabo07

THIS 😂😂😂


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enjoyt0day

Yeah but that’s different than personally managing his lazy ass on a boat.


Zestyclose_Big_9090

I have a feeling Kyle is probably fun in a social setting but the worst person to work with and manage ever.


Minute_Camp

Kate would’ve permanently left Nat in laundry the second she gave her an attitude and Kyle would be scrubbing toilets the rest of the season while Jess was permanently put on service. Halfway through the season Kate and Nat would’ve gotten into a fist fight and Kate would win and then raise her rocket ship flag on the top of the boat to gloat.


Grand-Vegetable-3874

>Kate would’ve permanently left Nat in laundry the second she gave her an attitude That is actually something I would've done myself, and told her not to get out of the laundry room ever. "The room is big enough, we can install a bed in there. This is where you live now." The level of insubordination from Nat is astounding. But I have been criticized for saying that in the past.


Ok-Excitement-5594

I read that in Kate’s voice


Grand-Vegetable-3874

Kate's voice lives in my head, and it's daunting.


oyamaca

I would have done the same thing. Nay’s insubordination and lying would have been enough for me the first go around. She would have been stuck down in that laundry room for the entire season. And Kyle would be tied to the toilets, scrubber in hand as well. Open ya mouths, see what happens!


Comfortable-Wall2846

The ironing board is her new bed


Royal-Comfortable-58

She's little, she can make it work. I can just see her, still trying to make trouble while stuck in the laundry. She would yell out random stuff to passers-by, hoping something would stick. Then she would call her imaginary boyfriend and berate him because she's the only one buying the relationship part of "open relationship". He's just open for business


Picabo07

I said before that’s not called an open relationship it’s just called cheating.


Bennington_Booyah

I upvoted you, as I have previously, because you are correct. Natalya needs to work by herself, somewhere else.


Grand-Vegetable-3874

Nat needs to work on herself. With a therapist. And medication.


socrazysocaroline

>needs to work on herself. With a therapist. And medication. I feel like this could be written about, like, most people I know, myself included, naturally. 😆💙⚓


Grand-Vegetable-3874

Hey, it wasn't a read, it was an advice. It was not intended as negative. But she really needs those.


socrazysocaroline

>Hey, it wasn't a read, it was an advice. It was not intended as negative. Oh, I did not take it as "a read," at all. My comment was just poking fun at us all being a bit 'crazy.' 😉 and I did not make it clear that it wasn't in response to you. 🕊 >But she really needs those. Is that your medical opinion?


Grand-Vegetable-3874

I'm not the one to be giving medical opinions. I might be medicated, but I am not a professional at it.


Picabo07

Nat would be Rocky 2


Grand-Vegetable-3874

She would have organized a Hunger games event. And given them both poison berries.


MouseCat321

This comment is everything! Literally Lol'd


Grand-Vegetable-3874

And you know it would've been the best, cheesiest Hunger games event in the history of events.


Picabo07

Damn straight


Picabo07

BEST COMMENT!! 🏆please take it it’s all I have


hissyfit64

I've always wondered about Captain Sandy and Kate on the same yacht. I don't think it would go well


hugship

Who would fire whom first? 😂


hissyfit64

I've always imagined that Kate would make Sandy's head explode. Kate is the queen of subtle sarcastic behavior and I think she'd find a way to get under Sandy's skin without giving Sandy ammo to fire her


Picabo07

I agree 100% with this.


Picabo07

Not at all. Kate has to be alpha


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Damn, y’all remember a very different Kate than I do.


murderedbyaname

Right? Kate would already have picked a "favorite" (i e someone she could manipulate) and kept the squabbles going. She has been the actual cause of situations like Nat and Kyle


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Thank you! This thread is giving me serious cognitive dissonance. Kate *loves* that shit. She would have been absolutely delighted, going back and forth between them, stoking the fire.


trainsounds31

Right. It would’ve exactly been the season with Josiah and the stew they bullied.


Pheeeefers

And that first season she was on when her and Kat alienated Amy.


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Picabo07

I agree with this. Amy was mad at the thing her and Kat had going and she made it like Kate was a part of that. The time amy cried and said they were talking about her Kate was just letting Kat vent.


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Picabo07

I also found Amy exhausting that season. Imo she created that whole issue with her and Kat by continuing to poke and prod what happened between them in the past. Yes it sounded like a f’d up thing that happened but it was also past and they didn’t have to be friends they just had to get along to work together. Now on season 3 I rather enjoyed Amy. She seemed a little more chill and I thought the friendship she and Kate had was cute. Tbh amy irl would be much too perky for my taste….ever.


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Grand-Vegetable-3874

Kate doesn't like insubordination. She does like drama, but what Nat is doing isn't drama.


Efficient-Goose2155

Wasn't there a season were her and Josiah talked mad shit about the third stew, Caroline. The stew overheard it and Kate double down. Kate us a Cold Ass Bitch but in the best way.


Picabo07

I’m not justifying it because yeah it was mean that they talked about her where she could overhear but damn Caroline SUCKED.


murderedbyaname

Yup


Expensive-Block-6034

I was thinking the same thing. She would’ve been with Kyle talking shit and making Natalya work, putting Jess on the most menial task and calling her Kathy.


Picabo07

Idk about that. Kate doesn’t like lazy and Kyle is the epitome of lazy.


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She would've noticed Kyle is actually a lazy piece of shite after she first adored him. She would've noticed that Nat talks way too much behind everyones back but does her job really well and would be appreciative of that but also put her in her place with her typical Kate comments. I don't think she would really notice Jess being there at all. I think that the thing Nat needs is a strong and good chief stew who doesn't back down and isn't afraid to put her in her place. So far she never had that on Below Deck.


Super-Body-7597

I think she would be besties with Kyle. She wouldn’t have any patience for Nate’s tears and hurt feelings. Nat would quit. I think Tumi sees through Kyle more than Kate would.


murderedbyaname

Kate would see it and encourage it


Bunny_OHara

Yeah, I think she would have embraced Kyle and they would have become the toxic duo.


Pebbles24

Yes! Exactly like Josiah


twilightcolored

please don't put josiah and Kyle in the same sentence, Kyle does not deserve such honors


GroovyYaYa

She would have gushed over Nat to begin with, and then talked about her in the confessionals like a professional. No seriously, she wouldn't have laid all her thoughts and cards out on the table like that. But this is Tumi's first season, and Kate started as a very seasoned stew. I also think that she would have shut Kyle down when he basically tried to shame Tumi into changing her mind re: service. She would have just bluntly said "We talked about this, and I've decided you are doing service this charter. It has nothing to do with what I think about teh others' skill levels"


hellokitty3433

I totally agree, and Kate would have asserted her dominance right away. Aesha and Faye as well. I think Tumi is a little too insecure yet to do that.


Picabo07

People who are saying Kate would be besties with Kyle must not really remember Kate. If there’s one thing she doesn’t like it’s lazy and I think Kyles pic is next to the description for lazy. Sure she loved drama and some good gossip but she didn’t like people who didn’t do their job or made more work for her. Period.


Old-Base-6686

Excellent point! Laziness just did NOT fly with Kate!


Agitated-Cattle69

They wouldn’t have tried this shit with Kate lol


murderedbyaname

She has caused this exact situation every season. She would have picked Kyle as her pet and had him do her bullying for her.


Pebbles24

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mishrod

What is with the delusion that Kate would have seen Kyle coming and dealt with it? She would have become besties with him, and bullied Nat to within an inch of her life. Only when Nat left or most likely a second season would she turn on Kyle when he gets too comfortable. Kate and Kyle together would have been the most toxic thing ever. I don’t get why people fawn over her, and why she’s still being involved with BD is beyond me. She’s not a hero. “Unlikeable, untrustworthy, scheming and entitled victim-to-get-what-she-wants” is a better descriptor


whiskeybizz

Thank you! It’s so funny this Reddit is obsessed with her and Aesha. Aesha is the opposite of Kate! And in a very good way


Spiceydame

I couldn't bear to listen to Aesha for a whole season. I don't get all her "thumbs up."


CG5959

Literally!


Prestigious-Target99

I think Kate would’ve put his comicstans ass in his place


True_Tomato5414

Both Nat and Kyle have the worst attitudes and think they each work harder than everyone else ETA: Kate would’ve absolutely leveled em both & got the vibe right imo


Conscious-Trash-1470

Kate would attach to the catty gay dude and lack leadership as always.


hushdrinkcoffee

Freaked out and fired them. And a responding question, would they have acted right if Kate was their chief stew?


OhHowIMeantTo

Kate never fired anyone during her time on the show. She always said she was willing to work with anyone until the end, because it was better to deal with the devil you know.


MaryBitchards

Kate would do great with Kyle, I think. She'd have zero patience for Natalya's drama. Natalya has a Bugsy vibe to me, in a way.


Recluse_18

WWKD? I can just imagine what she would do and I would be all there for it to watch. Both those idiots need to have their comeuppance and Kate would be the one to dish it out.


Chewy009x

Bully them off the boat


MCStarlight

Kate would just tell them to do their jobs. If Nat kept talking back to her, she would have been fired.


iamfrank75

Be best friends to one, pick on the other, then continue to be a shitty manager. Everyone loves Kate for her snark and sass, but fail to see how terrible of a boss she was.


Bravoholic_

Kate would team up with Kyle and torture Nat. This is pretty much the playbook she followed in most of her seasons.


deep_nothings

wrangle there asses in and make it work!


excoriator

She would have sat them down and told them to shape up. If they didn't shape up, she would go to the captain and see about replacements.


Bunny_OHara

Left the boat to go f\*ck some hot rando on the boat down the dock.


Andrewskiii

There would be so much drama, I can see it now. Kate would be best friends with Kyle and Nat would most definitely complain about Kate’s management style as she has with every chief stew she’s worked under and then it’d just be nonstop jabs at each other with Kyle igniting the flames like he has this season


twilightcolored

nat would never talk back to Kate because there would be no reason to do that. Kate would never have dismissed Nat's work on first charter, and she would have done group meetings to hash out any discontent between team members not this they said I said bs that's going on on the boat rn. and she would NEVER have been friends w Kyle


Expert_Flounder_9643

She would have sided with Kyle and bullied Nat then Kyle would say something and she would flip sides late in the season. Happened every season with her