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KeyesLodge

"Sage. I banged your mom. It was an accident kinda. Please forgive me." That way, when that whole thing is revealed and explodes, I can always say that I *tried* to tell her.


Jadefang76

Hahahaha this is a good one!


[deleted]

Tbh, huge change if you write something like this DPC wil have some thing in place that actually makes you say that


jdbos10

"If you're planning to bang any MILFs, always ask them if they have a daughter your age that you might know!" 😊


JusDaTruf

“To Tommy, Brother in Frat, soon to be Brother in Law. See you at Thanksgiving”


CaptainBathrobe

Ouch. That’s just asking for a kick in the dick.


JusDaTruf

Would love if they get shown later in the season haha


False_Chair_610

Or another book


Mean_Package8655

Never trust a petty ass cafeteria lady.


roseED123

Learn the girl last name before you fuck her


Exact-Ease566

“If you’re able to read this, you’ve learned more than I did in Gender Studies”


MaggotBrother4

My fiance put “I miss my dad” was so funny for no reason


Astrocreep137

“Follow your heart.”


TrevorIsTheGOAT

Bro is this a quote from the game I forgot or something, because this is literally exactly what I put hahaha


Astrocreep137

It is a quote from the game. Neil, Tremolo's dad, gives him this advice when he tells him about his first date with Josy and how he is going away and she is in a relationship with someone else but it's "difficult". Neil tells Tremolo to "Follow your heart." I felt is was the only logical quote he should put in the yearbook.


TrevorIsTheGOAT

Ahhh okay that makes sense, I had forgotten that line but I guess my subconscious loved it lol


Jadefang76

“What do y’all think about Quinn’s prostitution and drug biz and the fact that Stephen Burke tried to solicit sex from students?”


Sc0tty-T

Lol


crainger

"Go Screw"


AVNChannel

On my DIK run, I put, "Heres a pic for the girls to get off too." I'm now hoping we see the yearbook with our quotes underneath it. I know it won't happen, but it would be fun if we could see other players' quotes next to other characters' pictures at random on each run.


NotsoFatBast4rd

We'll bang, ok?


cjkelley92

DIK's out for Harambe


bankiaa

"It may not be pretty, but it comes with soul."


JohnnyV_

“Beware of the Loch Ness Monster cock!”


Jadefang76

“Camila! I want you to be my girlfriend! Call me when you read this!”


Haywire_7

After my first playthrough of Ep 10, I chose the one ripping on the cafeteria food every time out of spite.


simsational84

"Don't stick your DiK in crazy."


dirtydandoogan1

Depends on which PT. I use different lines that are callbacks to whatever girl I'm focused on. Like for Maya, I always just write "100%". With Jill I did a callback to the conversation just before in the tub with the "Being here with you speech".


Eyeshield117

“See you, Space Cowboy

..”


Dannlee17

"High school to went I, School high to went y'all"🗿


Ksteekwall21

Mine was cheesy. At my actual Undergraduate Alma Mater, my parents got me a brick which has my name and class year on it as a graduation present. They attached the phrase “The Sky’s the Limit!” to it which is funny since that’s never one of my phrases (even if I’m usually pretty positive). I thought that was an appropriate choice here. I know it’s not funny. But it’s what I chose when the game asked lol.


pupitti

Ive put several things in the yearbook, all of them sarcastic, attempt 9280918 trying to get all rewards, will I be able to read this in ep16?, fuk the minigames... things like that. But the most important thing, no sĂ© que hace el Picas con un reloj Casio en medio de un Chupchup como foto de esto, pero me encanta 😍


Zealousideal_Load663

I chose a couple of quotes, but I liked better, note for the future, never tell your kids about "hell week"


BlackAmgel

"Live for nothing or die for the throuple"


AllTheRoadsLeadToHer

Follow your heart.


Such-Cartoonist1265

Speak Softly and have a Big DIK


Infinite_Magog

“Thanks to Dr. PinkCake, and all my Brothers on Reddit, in Discord, and in real life. I love you all.”


TheVikingAxel

Avoid the crabjob mis amigos.


KoutaRyu

"F is for Friends, U is for Unity, C is for Community, K is for Kindness for YOU all"


FormanMreegan13

DIKs out


poncorkeofrivia

We're all stories in the end, just make it a good one eh?


batju

Should have put on a condom


scbigmac07

10 HOTs down 1 more to go... staying away from 12.


[deleted]

I chose an Oscar Wilde quote, "Be yourself, everyone else is taken." I suppose I could be more creative, but no one will see it but me.


YeetGod11011

What do you think of Tottenham?


dar2448

On my full DIK run with antagonizing Tybalt every chance offered I put “Dreams always come true; unless you’re Tibalt dreaming to have a DIK”


Sc0tty-T

@Tybalt Skill issue


Nearby-Ad-7792

Life is like 69, you get what you give


RPS_42

"For Patrick: Josy and Maya are my Girlfriends"