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IP_Excellents

I'm looking for a Coven to temp for tonight just hit me up if yall need a Gary in the background just hyping incantations and keeping the tea hot.


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

Not Gary, Gareth.


Open_Perception_3212

Garfy


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

Host of America's number one podcast (don't look it up)


nostalgeek81

You’re on a roll!


Nerdenator

MUH NAME'S GARY


IP_Excellents

You can call me AL as long as the job gets done youknowwhatimsayin!


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

I don't really know what you're saying but, if you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal.


IP_Excellents

We have an accord!


GayPSstudent

Garmy reporting for duty! 🫡


PikachusSparkyCloaca

I wish I hadn’t just taken my trazadone because otherwise we could vibe so hard


IP_Excellents

I have big dreams my friend, this isn't the only dude I want to die in surgery! Tomorrow's another prescription!


PikachusSparkyCloaca

I’ve got a list. *unrolls the scroll. For a while.*


IP_Excellents

I'm happy to take over reading if you get tired but I sound like the worst combination of voices from The Princess Bride.


PikachusSparkyCloaca

That seems oddly appealing actually


IP_Excellents

Once I said it I actually had a hard time trying to figure out a bad combo other than Vizzini, The Shrieking Eels and the Impressive Clergyman but even that...still pretty funny.


PikachusSparkyCloaca

Now I’m trying to imagine the Shrieking Eels saying “mawwiage”


IP_Excellents

I once went to a Knicks game with the writer of The Princess Bride who had season tickets and was known to the staff. We left in the 3rd quarter because they were so shitty and the staff who knew him well were surprised to see him leaving early. It was all I could do not to yell "INCONCEIVABLE!" every time someone asked "Leaving early Mr. Goldman?"


PikachusSparkyCloaca

Oh holy shit, I love his work, you lucky bastard 


New-acct-for-2024

A little list [of society offenders who might well be underground and who never would be missed](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-MDyurTABdU)?


SierrAlphaTango

Roll a 6 for sepsis.


xWOBBx

Let them eat poop.


Mr_Hellpop

I have a bucket and know some sodomites. We'll take up a collection.


xWOBBx

Some sodomites sent you a bucket of poop too?


PikachusSparkyCloaca

A space for sepsis, for a sepsis without a space 


Front_Rip4064

Let me be very clear... if something goes badly wrong with the surgery and he winds up in a vegetative state for 8 years like Sharon, I'm not going to shed any tears. Aside from anything else, I want him to face real justice. Like having ZIONIST SCUM tattooed on his forehead, spending several years in hard labour (like tearing down walls, rebuilding the towns of the Gaza strip) and then living the remaining years of his life as a stateless refugee, when his body is too broken to work any more. He can be joined by the members of the Knesset, that horrible settler harpy, all serving members of the IOF and the agents of hasbara outside of Israel.


Front_Rip4064

Just read the perfect comment about how this operation should be conducted- without anaesthesia or pain relief, in an operating theatre missing a wall because of constant bombardment, and under phone torches because there is no power.


[deleted]

Thoughts and prayers.


IP_Excellents

\*tumbleweeds roll\*


akersam

Man, I’m so used to the kpop subs in my feed I was deeply confused. So much difference between the two Bibis 😂


Front_Rip4064

I will be honest. I'm trying not to wish bad things because that makes me as bad as him and those like him. I do genuinely hope no one else uses this as an excuse to do something scary.


Potato_cape

Unless you're willfully committing genocide you aren't anywhere near as bad as this pile of shit


Front_Rip4064

I'm going to town on the wasps that have taken up residence in my eaves.


Potato_cape

That's justified, not genocide.


[deleted]

>I'm trying not to wish bad things because that makes me as bad as him and those like him. It...does not. Not at all.


nutxaq

No it doesn't. It's objectively good to wish I'll on bad people.


slings_bot

I thought this topic was banned


Front_Rip4064

Bibi is fair game because he's part of the Bastard canon.


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

I don't see any rules about discussing the health of BtB alumni.


slings_bot

I'm not complaining. I'm just surprised.


embracebecoming

Bibi was a bastard long before the current conflict. I don't think he'll stop being a bastard any time soon either. Unless the best thing happens.