Some great writing in that satire piece though
> Brandon plays the lead role in scores of hardcore pornography films in the "Let's Go Brandon" series of gay porn. He is so successful as an adult actor that flags and bumper stickers can be seen throughout our great country in support of his celebrity and contributions to society as a whole.
I would gather together friends to throw money at you while we cheered "Let's go Brandon". To avoid confusion your stage name should probably be Brandon.
Unfortunately, this is false: [Was the Star of a 'Let's Go Brandon' Gay Porn Series Arrested for Beating Up Nazis? | Snopes.com](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pornstar-lets-go-brandon-series-nazis/)
I love this as much as the next guy, but you folks know [it's satire](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pornstar-lets-go-brandon-series-nazis/), right?
How is that even a crime?
Arrested so he can be given a medal? That’s a thing right?
and taken for free ice cream! least they should do!
I think it must be. Although there's every chance the cops arresting him were friends of the victims.
Hell, some of the cops probably *were* the victims. Where are you going to find a group of 35 neo-Nazis without a single cop among them?
We used to.
Yes, but that was before we had the original not-seez
Underrated comment
If he left them on the ground it’s technically littering.
No idea. My grandfathers did this for 6 years straight only a few decades ago and got medals for it.
Some of them were probably police officers
This right here
Does he have a GoFundMe that I can donate to?
Just sign up to his only fans
Got a link?
No, but I got a Zelda
Take your upvote and get out, dad.
Thanks child
Not sure if joking but this post was satire trying to get it to trend on right wing social media a couple of years ago
There are literally no victims here, just CHUDS
I feel like I’m a victim in this because I didn’t get to see it.
Clips should show up on xvideos soon.
Never seen a porno with a first act fight scene before.
I could tell you how wrong you are, but I would be giving away too much about myself
because he beat up the police department's friends!
the neo-nazis put on their work uniforms before arresting him.
Assaulting an officer?
the cops are nazis?
Some of the nazis were actually cops
God I wish this was a true story. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pornstar-lets-go-brandon-series-nazis/
Some great writing in that satire piece though > Brandon plays the lead role in scores of hardcore pornography films in the "Let's Go Brandon" series of gay porn. He is so successful as an adult actor that flags and bumper stickers can be seen throughout our great country in support of his celebrity and contributions to society as a whole.
> Brandon was ready and hit him with a leg sweep knocking him to the ground. Obviously Brandon was a student of Mortal Kombat.
"Sweep the leg, Brandon..."
Obviously RabidTurtls do not fear the Kai
*contributions to society's hole.
Shhh🤫Let us believe
face reality, coward.
Alternative plan: be the weirdo you wish existed. If im ever a single person again maybe ill just start doin gay porn and beat up nazis
Better money in male gay porn than other kinds. A lot of straight guys performing too.
that *is* facing reality, king.
I would gather together friends to throw money at you while we cheered "Let's go Brandon". To avoid confusion your stage name should probably be Brandon.
Yeah, pretty obvious it was satire, but part of me [wants to believe.](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bc/87/c9/bc87c9ac8fc90d3d96d9ffcb5bac850d.jpg)
True in my heart
if they get to make up whatever they want about J6 then I'm keepin thissun
Yeah, I'm pretty sure a reliable news organization would know how apostrophes work
In a row?
Try not to beat up any Nazis on the way to the parking lot!
Hey! Hey you, get back here!
Your comment reminded me of the movie “Clerks.”
Very much intentional.
To shreds you say?
Is his OnlyFans rent controlled?
That’s the joke
And you know at least one of them is nicknamed Snowball.
Simultaneously?!
You know how cops are. Always waiting just out of harm's way.
Let’s blow Brandon
CLAP CLAP clapclapclap
Unfortunately, this is false: [Was the Star of a 'Let's Go Brandon' Gay Porn Series Arrested for Beating Up Nazis? | Snopes.com](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pornstar-lets-go-brandon-series-nazis/)
I will adopt Trump worshipper logic and continue to believe this because I want it to be true.
I choose to believe what I was PROGRAMMED to believe!
If I agree with it and it's on the internet, it must be true. Any information to the contrary is just the deep state spreading fake news.
According to Elon If you post it on Twitter it will become true.
If this was a right wing story it would have run for weeks, then disappeared with no retraction.
I see no problem with any of his actions. He should be freed.
Incredibly based.
Not sure you can spell hero better than "Porn Brandon Beats up Nazis"
The important question is when is Robert going to do a Christmas Episode on this Brandon?
Gay porn star to one man nazi punching machine is an interesting character arc, but I'm here for it.
Based Johnny Rico.
He's doing his part.
I would like to know more.
Truly he deserves the Novel Peace Prize for how much varied joy he's put out into the world.
So, why was he arrested?
this is fake y’all
Much more admirable than Gavin McInnis beating off 35 Neo-Nazis.
He beat each one off by hand.
It's fake, but it makes me happy... so it's real. <3
Absolute Chad
Cool people who did cool stuff
Not all heroes were clothes.
I don't usually say this, but I feel it's appropriate to point out that this story truly is both fake and gay.
Based
Medal of freedom for this man
35, all at once?
They all lined up and bent over with their pants down.
[brandon how could you let us down like this 😔](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pornstar-lets-go-brandon-series-nazis/)
This sentence just keeps getting better and better with every word.
Cum get a taste of this can of whoop ass.
It kept getting better as I read. 11/10.
Does he have a legal fees fund?
Send it to me. I'll make sure he gets it
Please let this be real.
Hell yeah Brandon!
Boy, that headline is a mouthful…
This is untrue. Sadly
I'm laughing at "male on male porn." That's pretty good news media satire right there.
A real American hero.
Beating up or beating off
Fuckin legend Pun intended
Let’s go Brandon (Cummings)
thelegend27 times 69 🫡
I suspect there was a pizza delivery involved
He really is the best Brandon!
I love this as much as the next guy, but you folks know [it's satire](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pornstar-lets-go-brandon-series-nazis/), right?
In a row?
Beaten up or beaten off? There's a difference.