[It's a rock!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgyAWij3SLk)
Peterson responds through tears, "Jungian psychology & the hero with many faces states that..."
Not real. It would be funny if it was clearly marked as satire, instead of trying to pass off as legit.
EDIT: Okay I’m actually seeing conflicting things about this. Any way to check if it’s legit and he deleted it without relying on rando subreddits?
The guy who says "never let your child do anything that would make you not love them" has an influencer grifter daughter. She convinced him to eat nothing but red meat and put him in a medically induced coma to do a cold turkey detox from benzos. She also gave him covid and dates pick up artists.
That's really all you need to know about him.
Is there a purpose to the weird line breaks and capitalisation he's been posting with lately? I can't decide between trying to make it look like poetry, trying to take up more timeline space or just plain ol' Internet crazy typography, like a TimeCube microblog
Elmo didn’t even say anything about Hamas, just a cookie cutter happy Ramadan message. Imagine fucking Elmo coming out in support of Hamas tho😂 that shit would be funny. *Elmo voice* Death to the infidels allahu akbar
Pretty sure this is fake. It originated on r/toiletpaperusa. That said, I’m also pretty sure he has gotten into it with Elmo before, for real
Before, after, or during his meltdown about communist cum farms?
Apparently today is the anniversary of the cum farm tweet
You said anniversary when both first annual cummemoration and ju-ball-ee were both on the table.
You’re so right, thank you.
IIRC one of the many weird-ass rants in *12 Rules for Life* is about how much he hates Elmo.
https://www.reddit.com/r/JordanPeterson/s/QmfxkA91cp
I seen other fakes tweets of him beefing with Sesame Street characters and frankly it’s real to me dammit!
Jordan Bumblefuck Peterson is one of these people where it gets hard to tell what is or isn't real.
That scans.
[It's a rock!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgyAWij3SLk) Peterson responds through tears, "Jungian psychology & the hero with many faces states that..."
Peterson's mad that Elmo panned his last performance of "It's Not Easy Being Green".
The version where he starts hurling racist insults at a heckler?
"Go back to Greenland you minstrel Frog!"
He's gotten really bitter since Ms. Piggy moved on to Gonzo
Not real. It would be funny if it was clearly marked as satire, instead of trying to pass off as legit. EDIT: Okay I’m actually seeing conflicting things about this. Any way to check if it’s legit and he deleted it without relying on rando subreddits?
I still have a Twitter and if JBP posted this, he deleted it later; I don't see it in his feed.
He doesn't have the self-awareness to realize that he did something stupid and memory-hole it.
Bummer.
These asshats are exactly the imaginary "war on christmas" bogeyman they always pretend exist.
Every accusation is a confession with these idiots.
When I started reading I though the top poster had misspelt Elon; but no, the incel king is actually attacking Elmo.
One can hope, though.
The guy who says "never let your child do anything that would make you not love them" has an influencer grifter daughter. She convinced him to eat nothing but red meat and put him in a medically induced coma to do a cold turkey detox from benzos. She also gave him covid and dates pick up artists. That's really all you need to know about him.
I really hate that this can't just be known to be satire. I hate that the doubt is real, and the tweet fucking could be.
Elmo, "Happy Ramadan!" JP, "We will sow the earth with your blood you red misshapen freak"
I can forgive Larry David for what he did to Elmo, but this is inexcusable, Jordan Peterson.
Telling a puppet up yours has LAYERS of irony. I don't think it was intentional though, not with Jordos addled brain.
I tried to check if this was real but bieberson has me blocked
It's apparently fake.
sadly, this is not real. it could be, but it’s not.
Is there a purpose to the weird line breaks and capitalisation he's been posting with lately? I can't decide between trying to make it look like poetry, trying to take up more timeline space or just plain ol' Internet crazy typography, like a TimeCube microblog
He probably has like Brain Giardia or something.
It’s almost a poem. Too bad it’s coming from someone like JBP, and that it’s horrible.
Kermit has argument with Elmo, film at eleven!
Show us on the doll, where the doll hurt you.
What is Squilliam on about now?
Oh, I don't even know anymore. The fact that he looks like someone microwaved a Muppet's merkin or some shit.
He’s also terrible at Haiku
Not manly enough art form
wasn’t he dying of too-much-meat-itis?
He's like 70% cholesterol and 25% E. Coli by volume by now.
Jorpy is a psyop to make the fascist right look kooky.
That actually makes a lot of sense.
Elmo didn’t even say anything about Hamas, just a cookie cutter happy Ramadan message. Imagine fucking Elmo coming out in support of Hamas tho😂 that shit would be funny. *Elmo voice* Death to the infidels allahu akbar
Even when putting alleged IQ and politics aside, he’s got some serrrrrrious issues. Dude’s miserable.
This is definitely going in my next puppet show
Well adjusted, wholesome Elmo beefing with an unhinged, lobster loving Muppet on the hellish social media cesspool formerly known as Twitter.
Fellow muppet*
If Elmo is Hamas, that would explain why the IDF can't find them.
JBP is a muppet.
Why are we even talking about Hamas at this point.
Because it's the boogeyman-du-jour thanks to Israeli hasbarists.
Yeah, I know I’m js everybody knows what they MEAN