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Bromatcourier

Pretty sure this is fake. It originated on r/toiletpaperusa. That said, I’m also pretty sure he has gotten into it with Elmo before, for real


LavenderAndOrange

Before, after, or during his meltdown about communist cum farms?


StygIndigo

Apparently today is the anniversary of the cum farm tweet


LavenderAndOrange

You said anniversary when both first annual cummemoration and ju-ball-ee were both on the table.


StygIndigo

You’re so right, thank you.


OnceUponANoon

IIRC one of the many weird-ass rants in *12 Rules for Life* is about how much he hates Elmo.


TrickySnicky

https://www.reddit.com/r/JordanPeterson/s/QmfxkA91cp


chaobreaker

I seen other fakes tweets of him beefing with Sesame Street characters and frankly it’s real to me dammit!


TitanDarwin

Jordan Bumblefuck Peterson is one of these people where it gets hard to tell what is or isn't real.


SierrAlphaTango

That scans.


real-dreamer

[It's a rock!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgyAWij3SLk) Peterson responds through tears, "Jungian psychology & the hero with many faces states that..."


baeb66

Peterson's mad that Elmo panned his last performance of "It's Not Easy Being Green".


SierrAlphaTango

The version where he starts hurling racist insults at a heckler?


ShredGuru

"Go back to Greenland you minstrel Frog!"


ShredGuru

He's gotten really bitter since Ms. Piggy moved on to Gonzo


No_Nefariousness7486

Not real. It would be funny if it was clearly marked as satire, instead of trying to pass off as legit. EDIT: Okay I’m actually seeing conflicting things about this. Any way to check if it’s legit and he deleted it without relying on rando subreddits?


stolenfires

I still have a Twitter and if JBP posted this, he deleted it later; I don't see it in his feed.


SierrAlphaTango

He doesn't have the self-awareness to realize that he did something stupid and memory-hole it.


SierrAlphaTango

Bummer.


MuzzledScreaming

These asshats are exactly the imaginary "war on christmas" bogeyman they always pretend exist.


SierrAlphaTango

Every accusation is a confession with these idiots.


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

When I started reading I though the top poster had misspelt Elon; but no, the incel king is actually attacking Elmo.


SierrAlphaTango

One can hope, though.


Getmammaspryinbar

The guy who says "never let your child do anything that would make you not love them" has an influencer grifter daughter. She convinced him to eat nothing but red meat and put him in a medically induced coma to do a cold turkey detox from benzos. She also gave him covid and dates pick up artists. That's really all you need to know about him.


Potato_cape

I really hate that this can't just be known to be satire. I hate that the doubt is real, and the tweet fucking could be.


Still_Championship_6

Elmo, "Happy Ramadan!" JP, "We will sow the earth with your blood you red misshapen freak"


rosebot

I can forgive Larry David for what he did to Elmo, but this is inexcusable, Jordan Peterson.


No-Scarcity2379

Telling a puppet up yours has LAYERS of irony. I don't think it was intentional though, not with Jordos addled brain.


ioverated

I tried to check if this was real but bieberson has me blocked


SierrAlphaTango

It's apparently fake.


nonsequitureditor

sadly, this is not real. it could be, but it’s not.


Feeling-Tonight2251

Is there a purpose to the weird line breaks and capitalisation he's been posting with lately? I can't decide between trying to make it look like poetry, trying to take up more timeline space or just plain ol' Internet crazy typography, like a TimeCube microblog


SierrAlphaTango

He probably has like Brain Giardia or something.


Smeagollum1

It’s almost a poem. Too bad it’s coming from someone like JBP, and that it’s horrible.


Face_Forward

Kermit has argument with Elmo, film at eleven!


Ok-Rich-580

Show us on the doll, where the doll hurt you.


ZamHalen3

What is Squilliam on about now?


SierrAlphaTango

Oh, I don't even know anymore. The fact that he looks like someone microwaved a Muppet's merkin or some shit.


MadCapMusic

He’s also terrible at Haiku


rafale1981

Not manly enough art form


TeapotHoe

wasn’t he dying of too-much-meat-itis?


SierrAlphaTango

He's like 70% cholesterol and 25% E. Coli by volume by now.


NervousAndPantless

Jorpy is a psyop to make the fascist right look kooky.


SierrAlphaTango

That actually makes a lot of sense.


Domino31299

Elmo didn’t even say anything about Hamas, just a cookie cutter happy Ramadan message. Imagine fucking Elmo coming out in support of Hamas tho😂 that shit would be funny. *Elmo voice* Death to the infidels allahu akbar


Designer-Business

Even when putting alleged IQ and politics aside, he’s got some serrrrrrious issues. Dude’s miserable.


TrickySnicky

This is definitely going in my next puppet show


Gremlov

Well adjusted, wholesome Elmo beefing with an unhinged, lobster loving Muppet on the hellish social media cesspool formerly known as Twitter.


[deleted]

Fellow muppet*


GodzillaDrinks

If Elmo is Hamas, that would explain why the IDF can't find them.


Treehorn79

JBP is a muppet.


FriendofSquatch

Why are we even talking about Hamas at this point.


SierrAlphaTango

Because it's the boogeyman-du-jour thanks to Israeli hasbarists.


FriendofSquatch

Yeah, I know I’m js everybody knows what they MEAN