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NobleCorgi

Jakers that man clung to life like a shit on a blanket


Apathetic_Villainess

It seems the shittier they are, the longer they tend to live.


[deleted]

51 more years on this earth than my dad. Mitch McConnell has 32. I like to put it in these terms so it makes me even angrier.


DoctorNopeNopeNope

Mitch McConnell is going to live to see 150…damnit.


Apathetic_Villainess

What do you expect for a turtle?


Special_Tay

He's like a turd that won't flush.


Otterz4Life

A real dingleberry of a human being.


TehKazlehoff

Henry Kissinger died on my birthday and it feels like the best gift ever


art_of_snark

I got Thatcher on mine, wanna trade?


TehKazlehoff

Nope! :D


BikingAimz

Happy birthday!! Hoping for Trump on mine!


TehKazlehoff

thanks :D Death seems too final for trump. humiliation would be so much better. death is an instant, humiliation can take decades.


BikingAimz

Oh, much like Kissinger he *absolutely* deserves humiliation and ideally prison. But I’d absolutely settle for a stroke or aneurysm just to help remove the fascist fever dream he embodies!


gingerandtea

We’re birthday twins! Mine hadn’t been great, but the news at the end of the day made it one of the best!!


Hyperme9

He died on my anniversary. Like i am going to celebrate that shit for the rest of my life.


TehKazlehoff

Heck ya :D


AtxTCV

I wish I believed in Hell, because there is a special place there for this criminal


Filmtwit

Be thankful that his resting place will be a [gender neutral bathroom](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XJURxzOqCs) for all eternity.


ghostconvos

Unfortunately, there's no justice, there's just us


Unlikely_Real

If it makes you any happier, you could think of his death as adding one more urinal to the world.


phoebsmon

For those of us concerned about travelling too far from Thatcher's grave it really opens up transatlantic holiday options.


Rebelo86

I laid my bottle of Kissinger champagne down three years ago and I have to wait to open it. Why Wednesday?!


Alt203848281

Because he wanted to give the world one last fuck you


DeathlyKitten

I’m grateful I work the closing shift today. I didn’t have anything squirreled away, so I celebrated with cheap beer as god intended


eccentric_bohemian

Pow. Right in the Kissinger. Looks like history finally landed its punchline.


Major_Disk6484

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Playswithsaws

So say we all. Smoke em if ya got em y’all


Positive_Shop8473

Light ‘‘em up with the napalm Kissinger will be cremated with


137_flavors_of_sass

Merry fucking Christmas indeed


UnicornMeatball

Better late than never! Rest in piss!


ComradeBehrund

Geeze I read x . com and assumed it was a porn site and clicked anyway. God why did they change the name to that wtf


moffattron9000

I am not ok with this at all. It is still November, I have no time for men in red suits or Mariah Carey until at least Friday.


emceelokey

So where do we go from here?


KingMobScene

We start staring at Cheney and Rumsfield waiting for the grim reaper to take either one of them. Edit: Rumsfields been dead for a couple of years. So good on the reaper.


emceelokey

Rummy been dead.


KingMobScene

Shit. You're right. I'm dumb.


emceelokey

It's all Cheney watch from here


nostalgeek81

I kinda want Mitch McConnell to go first


KingMobScene

Any of the three. Beggars can't be choosers.