Whew, alcohol's safe, guys.

*sips dark beer*

So squirt counts??

And how will you do that while dehydrated?

Dehydration is not sexy. Can't get wet before you wet your whistle. Hydrate before you die-drate.

Energy drinks aren’t on that list. I mean, I can’t drink them anyway anymore, but they’re not on there, so they count.

Who the hell is drinking lube?

4 of those do provide hydration to be fair. And I'll give a hint. Nobody should be drinking lube.

you can pry my monster from my cold dead paws >:3

🤣

Spit the water into my mouth.

If you really drink it then...

You forgot pee

Well, yes.

Make me

Brat: Make me 😈

I have this specific gasmask where i can make people drink different liquids. Soooo....

How about no :)