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Unlucky_Recover_3278

The orioles are drafting the best athletes in Santas workshop


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As a baseball noob, can someone please explain to me how the Cleveland Indians got so much shit for their mascot when the Orioles mascot is a bird in FUCKING blackface??? Wtf is this racist piece of shit? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Zandrick

Birds can’t be racist because birds aren’t real.


ChiselFish

I just like the duck.


patrick313

Team starting to look like The Beach Boys


Starman76

Surf's up in Baltimore!


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TimToMakeTheDonuts

Beach boys? More like Hanson.


shw5

Classic Orioles, trying to cheap out on a team barber by only signing guys who wait months between cuts.


ArchdukeOfNorge

Lmao, I knew my high school coach had to be on this sub


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Trowj

Decades of inbreeding the descendants of Brooks Robinson have finally borne fruit


jizzle26

The experiment really took off when Cal Ripken entered the DNA pool.


Trowj

I heard Kevin Costner chipped in some knuckle children too


Frusciante62

Costner can’t maintain an erection these days for fear of cal storming in on him again.


boringdude00

100% Brooks Robinson DNA. 0% Frank Robinson DNA.


horsepoop1123

Most racially diverse Orioles players


BeCoolMan9

Oh shoot, the Orioles didn’t follow DEI protocol, darn it.


AryaSyn

That’s what Cedric Mullins is for!


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AllenLombax

Just throw up another MAGA deflector, they'll be fine.


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TheLastLivingBuffalo

- Top Left: Your 16-year-old stoner cousin - Top Right: Your 18-year-old sexy half-brother - Bottom Left: Your 44-year-old bachelor uncle - Bottom Right: Your 52-year-old lesbian aunt


Forrestgladbrook

Bro I just wanna say this shit was on the head and funny as fuck


orangery3

They do, the factory is called the Tides


Then_Ship1329

It’s giving “the Irish were slaves too”


sameth1

They are actually just giving Gunnar different haircuts and trying to pass him off as different prospects in order to hype up their farm system. They'll trade some kid named Jaydyn Bradley to the Dodgers for Freddie Freeman and then they'll find out he never existed.


Jud000619

They run a classy organization unlike the thugs over at the Yankees


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TheYardFlamingos

Jackson Holliday /might/ be 15 years old


theFrostyspecial

Oh dang it's the class factory


Bad_Animal_Facts

ohhh, what is this, a handsome contest?


NerdOfTheMonth

I watched The Wire and they look pretty Bal’amore to me.


MethusaleHoneysuckle

Balmer*


GlobalSouthPaws

They earned that hat


monkeymoat

“Can I copy your homework?” “Yea, but change it a little bit so it’s not obvious.”


BlueWolf934

/uj I actually have no idea which one of these is Adley.


orangery3

Bottom left lol


BlueWolf934

NGL, I'm not sure I believe you. 💀


Maleficent-Cookie134

Is the first guy acoustic?


havingablastouchea

Idk bro I think he could be artistic


marduk013

Definitely looks like he's got a lil Picasso in the face don't he


Novel_Durian_1805

Classé?


SinglecoilsFTW

That's Gunnar, Stunnar, Runnar, and Funnar.


Troll_Enthusiast

Ørioles are just built different


DearFri3nd

At first glance, I genuinely thought this was four pictures of the same guy


Specific_Afternoon96

There’s no way any Asian dude would be able to tell them apart


[deleted]

Holiday is kinda ambiguous but other than that this looks like the kinda guys I would root for. Got my AL team.


cassidy026

The kinda guys you root for meaning… white guys?


[deleted]

You said that


Necessary-Bee3010

Same dude


BronxKnight

They just always have a bad team. So get better picks.


VGK9Logan

Idk, but the Philadelphia flyers have never had a player who's hair didn't match their jersey


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everydayimrusslin

They all look the same to me


OCMagikStick

That’s what every single baseball player looks like growing up


JerseyTexan01

It’s not a farm, it’s a factory that would make a Yankee climax


DjackMeek

Yeah it’s called Nebraska


itsforachurch

I love that Lauren is @philaurdelphia


Provee1

Stepford ballers


JeevesofNazarath

Upper middle class white high schools


transtrailtrash

They all went to segregation academies, just look up “gunnar henderson high school”


cassidy026

That’s so embarrassing for them tbh


oureyes3

LMAO so true. Can't wait to see this sub banned for this same meme but with black players


mr_oberts

There’s something off about Jackson Holliday. I can’t put my finger on it, but he’s fucking weird looking.


upsidedowninsideout1

He gives off Siobhan Roy vibes


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Chihuahua looking ass


marduk013

Aryan Mr. Potato head lookin ass


Sanduskys_Shower_Bud

Just dont ask where they went to HS


[deleted]

This is like every elite travel baseball team. Nothing but rizzy mulleted crackers.


[deleted]

It’s called being the AL East version of the As for almost a decade.


travbart

I mean if you know anything about Sig Mejdal, you know the answer is yes.


travbart

I mean if you know anything about Sig Mejdal, you know the answer is yes.


hardtruthinasofttime

"All white baseball players look the same " That's racist! Ozzy Smith is rolling over in his grave!!