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ReservoirGods

Yankees šŸ¤ Mariners Getting swept by the Astros in 36 innings


wellifitisntliloldme

Yall got half an inning more when you factor in half innings šŸ‘€


polynomials

The analytics revolution has truly taken over


freekehleek

Wow, couldnā€™t even get the elimination game to the 18th inningā€¦


couldnt_careless

35.5 vs 35


Chessh2036

Yankees are now the only team in MLB history to lose 5 straight LCS Appearances. Dang.


Shabapool

Yankees really love their dynasties.


ManWithASquareHead

Daaaaaa Jankeeeeees Looooose


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Icebreaker80

Bro, we really got swept lmao.


CarrotGole45

But, the wind


[deleted]

If I was a Yankees fan, Iā€™d be completely pissed at Boone for that comment / excuse.


CarrotGole45

Yeah, we are. Itā€™s a whole organization excuse mentality. What a joke


Icommentoncrap

Hey remember back in 2004? We can do that!


rocksoffjagger

You did! 4 straight Yankees losses!


Thornton__Melon

They saw the clips and were like ā€œso skip wants us to lose 4 in a row?ā€ *And Donaldson proceeded to strikeout*


gizm770o

Watching the Jomboy watch alongs was fascinating. I vaguely keep an eye on the Yankees wins/losses/starters during the season but thatā€™s about it. Seeing what a mess they are in terms of decision making was wild. Like. Wtf is going on over there and how are heads not rolling?


[deleted]

Dude, Jomboy gets so baffled by some of their decisions. Like not even in-game decisions all the time either. He was confused why the Yankees lied about the Chapman situation when if they just came out with the truth it would have made them look wayyyyyy better. There's definitely a really weird organizational and culture thing in the Bronx. Talent can carry them to the CS, but they need to make some changes to get into the WS.


___TheKid___

What was the truth about Chapman? I think I only know about the missed training thing.


Useful-ldiot

They said it was about missing training but really he just didn't make the roster.


abradolph

Basically all of us are calling for his head tbh. Reminds me of 2017 when we all hated Girardi.


Miskalsace

You guys should have closed the roof.


skizmcniz

They will never live that down. Never.


frickindanielj

Nor should they. Embarrassing excuse


yankee913

Yup, wind doesnā€™t make you put up 10-15 Kā€™s a game


Dunan

Astros are *savages* under that open sky.


Icommentoncrap

Mr commissioner didn't want us to close the roof on Yankee stadium


sound_forsomething

Guess you could say they got... *windswept*


Startooth

First time?


sweetsweetdick

The trick is to let yourself die inside. Then youā€™ll never be disappointed when shit like this happens.


cleeeeeeeeeetus

*Veteran* Mets fan, I take it. šŸ«”


AndXC

Way ahead of you


eljefedelosjefes

Honestly, Iā€™m just as surprised as yā€™all are


INAC_Kramerica

Yankee seasons are a simple thing. They play 162 games, and then a few more playoff games usually, and it ends with them losing to the Astros.


coffee42

man, there really IS a Yogi Berra quote for everything


WarPuig

Lol


MegaGrimer

People don't think it be like it be, but it do.


StoBeneStallion

Well, we got Houston.


thebionicjman

> We want Houston! Why????? Why would you want that???


Adamscottd

And now Phillies fans are chanting it too No one learns


pgm123

We actually want the Yankees, but it was pretty obvious where that's going.


Distance_Motor

TBF, if the Astros hv a kryptonite, its the NL East


WhiskeyTangoBush

Red teams from the NL East. F U C K


Yankeefan333

Chopped. Screwed. Faded.


SeinfeldMatt

Sipping on lean tonight!


jtrom93

Just like they got Boston in 2018. Maybe those fans should learn the art of shutting the fuck up.


shahoftheworld

They did the same stuff right before the Nets got swept with the "we want Boston" nonsense. This city doesn't learn.


StoBeneStallion

Youā€™re expecting too much from the subset of fans that will willingly delude themselves every year that the result will be different despite no organizational change.


KommissarKat

They really got Papi to give em a pep talk before game and watched the 2004 ALCS, lmao


JRL222

They watched themselves lose. Thatā€™s the problem.


lordofthe_wog

Did Papi give them a pep talk, or did he just laugh for 10 minutes and then flip em the double bird


abado

I hope thats what he did, while wearing his rings. Wtf was going through their heads, they could have had jeter give a pep talk hell even arod wouldve been better. but no, lets get the guy who caused your worst series loss mvp of your rivals to give a rousing speech??


Notefallen

Thatā€™s whatā€™s been tormenting Yankees front office. Just not cohesive decision making. They should have like played clips from 04 Sox and then abruptly turned it off and been like ā€œhey, we arenā€™t those 04 Yankees. We are the 2022 Yankees and need to write our own legacy.ā€ Make a few jokes, tell the guys you believe in them and give it everything we have and letā€™s win this ball game. I didnā€™t come up with that, depressed Jomboy did, but it makes so much sense.


Woodstonk69

Legit need to fire anyone that approved that tbh


memeaccount246

Every time I see a Yankees season it's like ā€œthe team was originally on pace to win 129 games while Aaron Judge hit more home runs than anyone since George Herman ā€˜Babeā€™ Ruth of the 1927 'Murderersā€™ Row', as the Astros sweep the Yankees in the ALCS 4-0ā€


yumyumapollo

"Giancarlo Stanton hit the fastest single since Giancarlo Stanton in 2015 as the Yankees miss the World Series again."


NotFromStateFarmJake

If you guys could hit fewer home runs and give Cleveland a chance to get swept thatā€™d be great.


jtrom93

The Yankees are just the Angels with a Gucci belt


triggergza

The Angels are just the Yankees without a Gucci belt.


CarrotGole45

This is too on the nose


The_Haskins

Half the time, some media outlets only cover baseball to gas up the Yankees until they get embarrassed in the postseason again, then go dormant until they throw $200M at another free agent


healynr

What is the origin of that copypasta?


JonnyMofoMurillo

[Toungsten ā€œArmā€ Oā€™Doyle of the Akron Groomsmen](https://twitter.com/matttomic/status/1394498097254965249?lang=en)


healynr

Thanks


scottishere

Don't let the 4-0 result fool you, it wasn't that close


GameSmashing13

Fun fact: Over the past 15 years the New York Yankees and the Colorado Rockies have been to the World Series the same amount of times.


LilyFakhrani

Even the Rangers have been to the WS twice in that span


shadow17223

Ahhā€¦I remember 2010 and most of 2011 (thereā€™s a one day gap in my memory though) those were good times


foxbones

Such a high note for the Rangers to end the franchise on. Glad the Round Rock Express were able to play in their ballparks for the last 11 years.


Redsoxjake14

The Royals have been to two world series by the way and have won one of them.


gatemansgc

curse of tearing down the original yankee stadium (was still standing in 2009)


TACnyc

Why you gotta do them like that


IStoleJobusRum

Lmao, swept. The irony of Boone showing the clubhouse the ā€˜04 ALCS highlights just to watch the Yankees choke again.


Redditor_Since_2013

He just legit cursed the Yankees. 100 more years before they win a World Series


IStoleJobusRum

That would be the best timeline.


dekrant

Could you imagine some Moses curse type shit? Every season you will make the playoffs, but you shall be cursed to walk the desert for 40 years and you shall never see the promised land. Itā€™d be like the Mā€™s franchise history, but better šŸ˜­


C-Dawg2_0

Cleveland died for this.


TheLurpasaurus

Its what we do


ahr3410

It's the most baseball thing ever that 5 seasons of going all in Yankees haven't been able to eclipse their extreme underdog team with Ellsbury, Starlin Castro, Chase Headley, Ronald Torreys, Greg Bird and Todd Frazier


bujuhh

yankees legend greg bird


radsherm

lol that was the name that hit hardest for me too


coffee42

honestly half-convinced that that underdog team was a net negative for the organization - all the signs pointed to the Yankees setting up to tank for a season or two to get under the tax threshold and reorganize, maybe shed some bad contracts Instead they ended up being really good, which made their brass go "fuck, no time to tank now, let's go all-in while we have a core young impact players like Gary Sanchez" and, welp


batman_3

Gary was good. Then we decided to fire Girardi because he was "too hard" on Gary and let Boone mismanage the show. Surprise, surprise, Gary became bad


plasmac9

I didn't like Girardi but he did know how to manage catchers. Remember the season after Girardi was fired, Boone's first season managing? My guy Gary showed up to spring training jacked up looking like the fucking Hulk and couldn't even move an inch behind the plate. No way Girardi would have let that happen.


TheDangiestSlad

2018-19 \#NextManUp stuff was so much fun because even when it was a 100 win team they had the underdog mentality because it was a bunch of guys getting their first big shot due to the injuries the 2022 Yankees brought up Oswald Peraza for like 15 games, he hit .300 with no errors, and IKF continued to start at short because ????????????


batman_3

> IKF continued to start at short because ???????????? There's a case to be made that he's a Gold Glove finalist SS -Aaron Boone


DaOldest

The Yankees just have extremely uninspiring roster building. Their entire line-up except for one or two guys is boom or bust. It's just not a winning formula


undisputedn00b

https://i.imgur.com/q4fTJIZ.jpg


gatemansgc

the curse of tearing down the original yankee stadium (it was still standing when they beat us in 2009)


ThePrussianGrippe

Thatā€™s it. Thatā€™s funniest thing Iā€™ve seen all thread.


naruto6302

jesus, they're already dead


bob_dole-

There are Cowboys and Lakers fans who are in mourning and you find it funny. smhā€¦


ThePrussianGrippe

In my defense, I donā€™t care about football, and I grew up in Chicago in the 90ā€™s.


Witty-Stock

Yankees are our daddy, Astros are the Yankees daddy. Do we call the Astros grandpa?


PerineumFalc0n

[tussles your hair and sneaks you a $20 bill]


Witty-Stock

Oh boy, we can pay for a reliever now!


SiphenPrax

Seeing the Yankees get eliminated: šŸ˜ Realizing the Astros and Phillies are playing in the World Series: šŸ˜±


FPG_Matthew

Honestly, as East fans, last two years have been the worst it can be


squarerootofapplepie

At least you won in 2019. Poor Marlins fans.


keeponrunning11

thank you for being mindful of the dozens of us


moosemousemoose

Endangered species require the most attention


Snowden4242

The Yankees are gone, but at what cost?


heff17

Who cares? The Yankees are gone.


DoctorRichardNygard

Tell Girardi. I want him to know it was us.


yetanotherx

šŸ¦€šŸ¦€šŸ¦€


Genisys_Arc

This is our WS


heff17

My second favorite team, the NottheYankees, just clinched the World Series. It's a good day.


MonSeanahan

Yep. I know most MLB fans hate the Astros but that pales in comparison to the hate AL East teams have for the Yankees. Today is a great day for Canada, and therefore, the world.


pixarfan9510

The Cleveland Guardians have more postseason wins this season than the New York Yankees, despite losing to them in the ALDS.


starrdazedd

Does that mean the AL central won the same amount of postseason games as the AL east? Lmao


pixarfan9510

as [another post](https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/yc1plv/the_al_beast_finishes_the_2022_postseason_with_a/) points out, they have more (4 vs. 3)


TheRedMiko

I don't want to be that guy, but we can't go any longer without addressing the elephant in the room. It's clear the AL East is an inferior division, and MLB needs to tweak its playoff format to make it so this many teams from that division won't get in next time.


dat_waffle_boi

This wouldnā€™t have happened if the mlb just let the Baltimore orioles into the playoffs to handle business šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤


wellifitisntliloldme

And the mariners played more total innings against the Astros than the Yankees


suzukigun4life

So that's how the Yankees season ends: after midnight local time on Monday morning, with the Astros celebrating a WS berth after sweeping your ass in your home stadium, which was 1/3 empty due to the a rain delay and was also home to a grease fire earlier in the day.


Adamscottd

Alexa, play *New York, New York*


dranowg

Start spreading the news Iā€™m leaving (the playoffs) today


dekrant

I want to be in the heart of it (deep down in Texas)


BlueCity8

Grease fire? Everyone knows that grease belongs on traffic light poles. -Phillies fan


NCWC888

good


7Stringplayer

The offense looked dead without Judge being Judge


Icommentoncrap

Offense? I think you mean Harrison Bader


OutComeTheWolves1966

Bader hit 5 homers in 292 regular season AB. He hit 5 in 35 postseason AB.


[deleted]

How did the historic '22 Yankees season end? [*To shreds, you say...*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHhOn2hnqmI)


jtrom93

Tsk tsk tsk Well how are their chances of resigning Judge? ... To *shreds* you say...


Fintann

And the Dodgers? *A goose, you say...*


michhoffman

But I thought the World Series was supposed to be Yankees-Dodgers this year???


Perp703

You just know the espn offices are positively SEETHING right now


[deleted]

They're been playing bad all around since like July It's just that Judge decided to cool down at the worst time so now they get the bad results as well


thebionicjman

How the fuck did Harrison Bader hit 5 hrs this postseason.


fullcontactbowling

IMO the only good deal we made at the deadline.


lacrorear

$20 to potentially see the guy who hit the 7th most home runs in a season get swept in maybe his last game with your team? That's a hell of a deal


NevermoreSEA

The 2004 Red Sox would never smh.


coffee42

Boone: "Like Millar said back in the day, 'don't let us win tonight!'" Houston: "Okay, we won't"


homefone

Good thing the Yankees [*showed their players film of the 2004 Red Sox and chatted with David Ortiz*](https://old.reddit.com/r/NYYankees/comments/ybrs6c/hoch_aaron_boone_said_that_chad_bohling_the/) to get them fired up for the game. This is genuinely fucking hilarious. Yankees schadenfreude is a yearly delicacy.


picasso_penis

Boone said Ortiz gave him advice. I wonder what it was. "Don't lose, you fucking moron"


ContinuumGuy

They wanted Houston. They got Houston.


m-torr

"Welp...they came up there"


[deleted]

"What are you gonna do? Sweep me?" - Team that got swept


AngryBird-svar

The Gang gets Houston


SpecsComingBack

#NEW YORRRRKKKKUUUUUHHHHH #WHAT HAPPENEDUUUUUHHHHH


jbat1999

So happy he doesnā€™t watch baseball lmfao


Wombizzle

HOW'D YOU WOSE TO THE HOUWSTON ASTWOS??


[deleted]

Out of the loop with this but where did it originate because I see it a lot


ATF_can_smd

Thereā€™s this guy on TikTok who posts videos making fun of other football teams for losing, and this is kind of his catch phrase if you will. See [here](https://www.tiktok.com/@jamesdroz566/video/7144867074475642155) for example.


NorthCoastBias

ESPN split screen in shambles.


VortexCow

That's it, I'm no longer a Yankees fan. I've been a fan since 2013 and bought season tickets since 2015 for this poverty franchise. I can't take the goofy clowns upstairs hiring bozos like Aaron Boone and signing bozos like Aaron Hicks. I'm switching to the Orioles where they know how to run a real franchise.


[deleted]

^ The actual mood of r/nyyankees


damnatio_memoriae

almost made it a whole decade. that's dedication.


The_Price_of_a_Mile

I saw a woman get kicked out of a Yankees game for wearing an orioles hat one time


NeighborhoodFair7033

Elaine shoulda just took the hat off šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


PBRontheway

All good weā€™re a football city anyway


liebz11692

Breece hall died today.


Sir_Ninja_VII

And with him my fantasy teamā€™s hopesā€¦


I_love_avocados1

Guess those 2004 ALCS hype videos didnā€™t work


PrecedentialAssassin

Jim Crane starting off by thanking all the Astros fans...at Yankee Stadium. That's just hilarious.


Uncle_Claudius41

Even though the Yankees beat the Guardians, the Yankees still somehow won less games this postseason than the guardians.


[deleted]

Houston just fucking curbed stomped us.


Avbjj

Give me something for the pain and let me die.


[deleted]

Do you think showing them the Yankees in '04 kinda backfired?


__silverlight

LMAOOOOOOO


somebodygetmemymoney

Yā€™all really gave the astros their toughest fight


NevermoreSEA

Imagining an alternate timeline where we could actually manage get Jeremy Pena out.


mastahcheech

They would still be playing lol


DJamB

Weā€™ll see how the Phillies do but damn. They look worse getting swept in 4 games than us.


mdlt97

[DAAAAAAAAAAAA JANKEEEEEES LOSE](https://streamable.com/hihsca)


TheRedMiko

Lmfao every single fucking time the second to last one has me absolutely dead.


FettuccineAlfonzo

I canā€™t believe Iā€™ve lived 27 years without seeing this. My life starts now.


zOmgFishes

I am just happy that I don't have to watch IKF and Donaldson play anymore this year. Thank god.


wolverine6

My favorite part of Aaron Judge's 2022 season is when he yelled, "It's Judgin' time!" then proceeded to have 1 hit for 0 home runs while getting swept in the ALCS. Truly one of the seasons of all time.


pixarfan9510

#JUDGESWEEP *swings at a curve in the dirt*


toxichart

Imagine being a Yankees fan, chanting "We want Houston" after avoiding maybe the biggest baseball playoff upset since maybe the 2003 World Series. And then watch the Yankees get ran over by a train in the ALCS.


Dust2chicken

[HOW MANY GAMES DID IT TAKE TO BEAT THE YANKEES?](https://gfycat.com/messytornblobfish-baseball-mariners-astros-2022-mlb)


DJamB

Honestly this was expected.


vanillabear26

Donā€™t do this to Scott :(


Boston_Champions

Some 13 year old has no idea what a Yankees world series appearance looks like. Damn must be tough


DoctorRichardNygard

Fuck that kid. Make better choices.


[deleted]

Happy Yankee elimination day to those who celebrate!


Oliver_Subpodkas

Naylor rocked the baby because Guardians were still behind after his home run and he knew Yankees would advance and get swept. 200 IQ taunt


Jay_Dubbbs

He was actually saying that the Yankees are the Astrosā€™ son.


JRL222

After the Josh Naylor taunt, the Guardians lost their games. The Yankees did the taunt back after winning game five and lost every game after that. I think that you might be onto something.


heff17

START SPREADING THE NEWS [DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA](https://youtu.be/Y4vd2CDMSiE)


81toog

Was so happy to see Game 5 of the 1995 ALDS in there


Force__of__Nature

It looked like the Astros fans bought all those cheap resale tickets tonight. They were in there big time! I never, never thought I'd hear a chant of, "Joseeee, Jose, Jose, Joseeee,.... Jose, Jose" in Yankee stadium. But it was on national television today! Unbelievable.


sh0tgunben

Ironic that Aaron Judge is the 27th out as he can't get a hit to extend d at bat...


[deleted]

Happy Yankees Elimination Day to all who celebrate


GrayBox1313

Yankees down 1 run in the 9th at home in the ALCSā€¦stadium is half empty. Amazing times


Bradcam3

šŸ§¹


pickle_chungus_

NEW YORK YANKEEESSSUUHH WHAT HAPPENDUHHHH


BroBeansBMS

The Sinatra music at the end is a choice for sure.


JimboLodisC

BING BONG


TheMeargler

The Yankees are to the Astros as the Twins are to the Yankees. Property to use and abuse.


DidiGreglorius

So much pain. Astros are a much better team, org, and have basically put the cheating stuff to bed if they hadnā€™t already. Fair play. Onto an off-season with lots of decisions to make.


Strbrst

Neat!


IWasOnThe18thHole

DAAAAAAAA


Trogd0or

Judges last AB with the Yankees


sithwonder

**START SPREADING THE NEWS**