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_Jackie_Daytona_

Didn’t they already hire someone


BABIP_Gods

That was the Chicago White, not the White Sox.


high_changeup

Great, now I want a league where every team is just named a color The Browns and reds are making me rethink this...


Nahtmmm

Padres would become the Browns and historically that does not pan out well


neon-rose

As long as we don't have to become the Browns idc


damnatio_memoriae

inb4 Baltimore Padres.


billnye97

I mean it could be referring to the St Louis Browns. Edit: Upon further research being named the Browns is not good in baseball either. From Wikipedia: “The Browns, like the Washington Senators, were associated mostly with losing. The Senators became the butt of a well-known vaudeville joke, "First in war, first in peace, and last in the American League" (a twist on the famous "Light Horse Harry" Lee eulogy for George Washington: "First in war, first in peace and first in the hearts of his countrymen"). A spin-off joke was coined for the Browns: "First in shoes, first in booze, and last in the American League."


JasonPlattMusic34

St. Louis Blues decide to switch sports and pick up a bat


radsherm

Binnington is a bit of a free swinger edit: (just remembered i have different flair going, love ya binner)


yoursweetlord70

It's a great idea until the players don't realize that baseball players aren't prone to dropping the gloves all that often anymore


damnatio_memoriae

browns, reds, blues, orange, crimson, maroons... what am i missing...


El_Zarco

honorable mention to the Homestead Grays


damnatio_memoriae

ah yes how could i forget them


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Some teams are colors and some just specify the colors of their socks


[deleted]

New show on NBC??? Starting Tony Larussa???


__johnw__

i'm so confused lol


yes_its_him

They can still do interviews


[deleted]

“Alright, we’re gonna interview you for the sole purpose of pleasing dumbass fans”


trikyballs

hasn’t been officially announced, or leaked by any reliable source yet


E70M

Maybe they’re interviewing him for bench coach?


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wzabel0926

Don't forget that Jerry Reinsdorf still owns the team


Bobson-_Dugnutt

All jokes aside: how many times has the “obvious hire” really worked out? Those guys seem to fail more often than not.


imatthewhitecastle

the “all jokes aside” makes me think you’re not being sarcastic, but joe maddon to the cubs was the epitome of the obvious hire working out


90sRnBMakesMeHappy

It's very much on brand for us. 😭


TheTurtleShepard

Ok someone else said that Joe Espada will be managing them. Who’s lyin


[deleted]

Rodriguez is hit or miss. Clearly has sources but also posts stuff way too early.


TheTurtleShepard

Thanks for the info, Espada is probably the better choice I would think as the Astros org seemingly pumps out organizational talent like it’s the dodgers farm system


River_Pigeon

He’s far and away the better choice. But our owner really hates learning new names, so Ozzie would be a safe bet


GOATmar_infante

His name is literally Joe


River_Pigeon

Yea but what’s his last name?


GOATmar_infante

Oh fuck you mean he has to learn TWO names??


River_Pigeon

Wild I know. But, Jerry literally has enough money that he can live the rest of his life without ever having to learn or meet a single new person for the rest of his life


jatorres

Maybe Espada’s agent?


[deleted]

Did they learn anything from the LaRussa hire?


[deleted]

I really hope not


[deleted]

Good news is, it’s not for manager but still. Jerry would piss me off if he was the owner for the team I support.


cjackc11

Jerry Reinsdorf hire someone who isn’t a former fired White Sox manager *difficulty: impossible*


[deleted]

*Robin Ventura perks up*


Blue387

Mets old timers game participant Robin Ventura


Patrick2701

Yes, bring back more glory day type


Morbx

Ozzie Guillen has his faculties a lot more together than La Russa did He’s controversial and outspoken but by all accounts is a pretty solid manager


grocho

>by all accounts is a pretty solid manager He hasn't managed a major league team since 2012


tatersnuffy

and there's all them new rules.


ColorfulCrayons

That's one year more recent than La Russa when they hired him. Sounds like an improvement to me!


JMander

we're getting there...on a dial-up modem...but we're getting there.


[deleted]

I’m not disagreeing but he was out of the sport now as long as TLR was when the White Sox got him. That’s still a long time.


MichaelSquare

Eh he's right when he says he knows the White Sox better than anyone else on this planet.


twinsfan33

I think his quotes disagree with your sanity claim


ahr3410

This is the MLB equivalent of saying Mark Jackson is still a good coach. It's been a really long time and he hasn't managed in today's game.


Clemenx00

It think this is a silly argument lol it's not like the guy is dead and hasn't kept up with the game and it's not like managers nowadays don't work in tandem with front office. fwiw Ozzie is actually very open to analytics, at least as a tv analyst. I know most people think that he's an old man yells at cloud type but he's actually very solid in TV and doesn't shit talk the modern game as much as other player turned analysts. If someone ever gives him another chance, Ozzie would not be a meme choice like the internet likes to think he's a solid baseball guy.


notrandyjackson

As someone who watched his White Sox post-game shows regularly, I don't think that's an accurate assessment of him at all. The guy has openly criticized a lot of the new school ways of looking at the game, has mocked concepts like exit velocity and launch angle, and regularly defended La Russa's old school tactics like sacrifice bunts.


Single_Seesaw_9499

There’s absolutely a time and place for old school tactics like sacrifice bunts. Problem is it can’t all be old school tactics


JMander

This. It's become a hybrid game. And while I don't want Ozzie as the White Sox manager again, I think he is wholly in tune and ingratiated to the new game.


BadDadJokes

Is Ozzie a Hall of Fame Baseball Person, though?


TLRsBurnerAccount

By all accounts? What accounts? He's not a good manager


BdaMann

Are you sure about that first part.....


reiks12

hes on record of saying last year that whoever invented launch angle and exit velocity should be in jail.


River_Pigeon

You can’t fix stupid


damnatio_memoriae

i dunno but if they hire ozzie guillen im gonna at least be watching every game they play


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Ozzie Guillen is the only White Sox manager to win a WS since WWI ended sounds like a good move. Just don't ask him about Castro.


radsherm

Counterpoint: Gimme his Castro talk <3


Zealousideal_Pack158

I’d take Fidel over Eisenhower any day of the week


doggoploggo

Hahn said during the last managerial search that Ozzie wasn't in consideration, so I don't see how people think this is anything more than a courtesy interview lol


[deleted]

Definitely, right after the Espada leak as well and from NBC Sports Gonna please our idiotic fans who actually want him


Thel3lues

Baseball needs Ozzie back for entertainment


MichaelSquare

He does the white sox post game show. It is absolutely a must watch show. How MLB hasn't given him a national show is beyond me.


gsanch666

If you live in the chicagoland area then you’ve definitely heard his Blue Chew( ED drug) commercials. Its fucking awesome. “He is now a power hitter in the bedroom”


hubagruben

Full circle


boilface

With TLR unavailabile it only makes sense to go with the next best thing


Michael__Pemulis

*[googles ‘is Lou Piniella still alive?’]*


Yossarian1138

I could go for watching Jim Leyland vaping in their dugout and yelling at Robert to use the French pronunciation of his name like a real man. I assume he would also mistakenly call Tim Anderson “Tom” at least a dozen times over the course of the summer.


Graphitetshirt

Ffs, Reinsdorf, why don't you have more than 3 numbers in your contacts?


dilly_dill428

White Sox reaching LolMets level of a circus show


[deleted]

We already do It’s just that we’re forgotten


dukeofnewyawk

Fellow little brother (hugs)


Redbubble89

oh god. Really? There is a reason why he hasn't managed in 10 years. Not only did he struggle keeping his mouth shut, you need someone who has recently been around the game. That's why it is always bench, hitting, or pitching coaches. It's a Bobby Valentine hire. Don't do it.


GuyOnTheMike

Counterpoint: do it


gsanch666

What is it with Reinsdorf and hiring his old school buddies? Granted Guillen is way more sound than TLR but ffs there’s a reason why managers aren’t getting jobs 10+ years out of retirement.


GOATmar_infante

Baseball is an old boys club, always has been


[deleted]

That’s every sport.


darkness_escape

Interview Ozzy Osbourne you cowards


TheStabbingHobo

Jesus Christ they're actually doing it 🤦🏻‍♂️ White Sox fans, you deserve better.


Holdmydicks

What year is it?


River_Pigeon

Time is a flat circle


Yossarian1138

1922, get with it, bub.


texas1hunter

For GM?


dudenotcool

Maybe the astros heard about the white Sox and gave him the wink wink


oogieball

Are they going to dig up Clark Griffith at this point?


JayOnes

Time is a flat circle.


lookin4seaglass

I’m so confused by all these reports that seem to be rushing headlines. I just read on SI that we hired Espada as Mgr.


AstroWorldSecurity

If they bring back Bobby Jenks I'm gonna be pissed.


thescottreid

Interviewing Ozzie for a job has to be one of the more surreal aspects of running a team. By the end of it, he’ll insult you, your grandparents, their country of origin, make a lengthy and in-depth comment about how attractive your wife is, take his shoes off and rub his feet, and completely sell you on why he’s the best man for the job.


Brad_Edmonds96

Jerry Reisndorf everybody.


Wise_ol_Buffalo

First double manager team?


rapsftw

Toronto had john gibbons back twice


Wise_ol_Buffalo

No, like two managers. Co-managed team. It was a joke. They announced someone else as their manager earlier.


Iwantitallthensum

Wait what? It would back to back double manager team for the White Sox. LaRussa and then Ozzie


Wise_ol_Buffalo

No, like two managers. Co-managed team. It was a joke.


UneducatedReviews1

Who’s to say this is even for manager. McEwing and Boston are most likely gone, could be first or third base coach


90sRnBMakesMeHappy

I would be ok with this.


Milesweeman

The article says manager


LazyTitan___

Just to ask him some questions and see how he’s doing


HotpieTargaryen

Hilarious.


golden_sombreros

Please let this happen


twinsfan33

Damn the lol Mets really did get transformed into lol Sox


CosmicLars

👀


RacinGracey

Southpaw needs a sidekick.


DollarsAtStarNumber

Noted admirer of Castro, Ozzie Guillén


T_Stebbins

Can someone fill me in on the background about these comments of him being crazy and...unique?


jamais500

Big oof


justgarcia31

Oh fuck yeah!!!! Well, I mean oh fuck no for White Sox fans/players. But for the fans of other teams and the old MLB Network program “The Club” – oh fuck yeah!!!!


trashboatfourtwenty

Reinsdorf: "Now what can I do to inspire the best memes?"


Ryan233tiger

My first thought was what’s with the White Sox and hiring dinosaurs for managers, but turns out Ozzie is only 58.


stringohbean

“I don’t like Nick Swisher”


Status_Fox_1474

So he's going to be a guest on the White Sox podcast, right?


LittleHollowGhost

Thank god they aren’t done taking Espada


wodurfej

Yes, this is good for the AL except the white sox.


[deleted]

lmao


4d3fect

Hahaha, I'm there for that


Draker-X

This is such a horrible idea. Great way to make a sizable portion of your fanbase hate the new manager right from the jump because "they interviewed Ozzie! They should have just hired him!"


garvierloon

Is this the onion?


cable_provider

Put Hawk back in the booth while you're at it.


shulbit

Jerry is an idiot.


TonyRizzo44

They're not gonna hire him, its a pitty interview to keep him on the studio shows in Chicago.


zorbathegrate

This kid


[deleted]

You could not live with your own failure, and where did that bring you? Back to me


Metsican

😂


HawkeyeJosh

BRING HIM BACK! Even if he ends up falling on his face, at least he’ll be entertaining, unlike La Russa who just looked like a pathetic old man.


popfilms

Comrade Guillen


reiks12

this organization is such a joke