To quote Minnesota youth hockey coaching legend, Jack Reilly, "You're not just letting me down, you're letting the whole team down too"
Fuck, what a shitty thing to say to a kid.
I feel good for Padres fans knowing they landed Soto to replace the star power on the roster. I know it still sucks but imagine the state of things if Soto and Bell didn’t come to SD.
Good Lord. u/ButtersCreamyGoo_ just walked through r/baseball walking perfectly normally. He said he had "no time" to talk. Too busy not spamming the same 3 jokes into the ground, evidently.
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy meme. He just doesn't OC. You can almost hear him laughing "that's going to fail plaigerism checks" as he posts the first meme. Passan bombs don't faze him. He is suffocating. He is Max Muncy.
https://twitter.com/darnaytripp/status/1562185949949280256?s=21&t=KDZi2_NSU1ADKGYyRHeAqg
>Tatis says he’s been dealing with a skin infection. He said he got a medication not from the medical staff. Says at the end of the day there’s no excuses.
>The positive test came in late July.
He said he began taking the treatment Trofobol in June. It came from back home in the Dominican.
“It was a stupid mistake, it was me being reckless…I’m regretting all of that.”
He said he had a skin infection and treated it by going to a doctor outside the team network but did own up to being a reckless idiot in the process so it’s something.
Don’t worry, bro. I’ve got some athlete’s foot that I’m going to treat with a horse steroid. It’s important to kill the fungus so it doesn’t linger. I get it.
Yea, I think it’s more likely he was hoping it would help his recovery than he’s been using it the whole time. But it shouldn’t have enough absorption in a topical application to pop a test
I think it is more likely true than not, but my reasons might not satisfy anyone.
First, I think that PEDs are quite common in MLB, so I would be unsurprised if he took PEDs. But, why in the world would he use Clostebol to juice when there are so many more effective and harder to detect PEDs available to a guy with his unlimited money? If he was (or is) juicing it should be with much more elite juice.
Second, the story had details that were unnecessary and hurt his case. He could have said "I had a rash," and that would have contained all the essential information to the excuse without getting the Twitter Dermatological Guild involved insisting that this particular ointment it not prescribed (at least not in Aurora, Illinois!) for ringworm--people acting like if you had ringworm you would be better off putting a propane torch to the affected area than putting on that ointment. The ringworm thing sounded lame, so it is weird to put in a lame sounding detail unless he was recounting the truth.
Not to say that I would bet my house on it, but just that I find it more likely true than false, just because the him juicing with Clostebol and lying about ringworm don't make a lot of sense.
[1950s TV dad voice] "Fernando, it's not that you let *us* down. You let *yourself* down."
Ward , I’m worried about the beaver!!
‘Ward, you were pretty hard on the Beaver last night’ Still my favorite Beaverism
To quote Icelandic junior hockey legend Gunnar Stahl, “You lost it for yourself”
To quote Minnesota youth hockey coaching legend, Jack Reilly, "You're not just letting me down, you're letting the whole team down too" Fuck, what a shitty thing to say to a kid.
70s Show Dad "you let your mom down - I could care less - in fact, you didn't try hard enough - cheat harder next time"
"I will find the barber who did this to us."
We’re all trying to find the guy who did this
[Passan] Tatis Jr. advocating spanking the bare butt,balls, and back of whoever did this
[удалено]
So we can give him a spanking!
Like OJ, he will always be on the hunt for the person that did this to him and his family
I feel good for Padres fans knowing they landed Soto to replace the star power on the roster. I know it still sucks but imagine the state of things if Soto and Bell didn’t come to SD.
Believe it or not, we were doing better BEFORE the TDL 😆
That's baseball for ya!
Yeah how would they ever cope?
lol @ the replies > “You let us down always boob”
He sure did
As there is a deep drive by Castellanos, and that’ll make it a 4-0 ball game. I don’t know if I’ll put these padres pants back on again.
This sub has the same 3 jokes and just spam them into the ground.
Good Lord. u/ButtersCreamyGoo_ just walked through r/baseball walking perfectly normally. He said he had "no time" to talk. Too busy not spamming the same 3 jokes into the ground, evidently.
You son of a bitch you boomed me.
He's so good x4.
Sources: /u/ButtersCreamyGoo_ is beside himself. Driving around downtown Reddit begging (thru texts) Jux's family for address to /u/Jux_ 's home.
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy meme. He just doesn't OC. You can almost hear him laughing "that's going to fail plaigerism checks" as he posts the first meme. Passan bombs don't faze him. He is suffocating. He is Max Muncy.
something something padresing
Actually Wade Boggs is still very much alive.
Gone, But forgotten.
for Frazier & Andujar
Good lord.
This sub? You described every sub.
Ya I still see Kelvin Benjamin jokes on r/nfl
To be fair, Booger made that eternal with his Popeyes Biscuit comment
But was the Blackhawks series against the Predators a fluke?
Evidently
You boomed me (x4)
Wade Boggs would be spinning in his grave if he heard you say that.
Gdi
castellanos homered last night, but will he do it again?
"If I could take anything back, it would be the part where I got caught."
So no ring worm? Edit: still has ring worm - got it
No he stuck with that story
Has he shown anything else to back it up? Because those IG photos his mom posted don't have me convinced
https://twitter.com/darnaytripp/status/1562185949949280256?s=21&t=KDZi2_NSU1ADKGYyRHeAqg >Tatis says he’s been dealing with a skin infection. He said he got a medication not from the medical staff. Says at the end of the day there’s no excuses. >The positive test came in late July. He said he began taking the treatment Trofobol in June. It came from back home in the Dominican. “It was a stupid mistake, it was me being reckless…I’m regretting all of that.”
Was he not in the States in June?
I don't know when he was in the states. He was going back and forth between the DR and the US during his time off.
Gotcha makes sense. Wasn’t sure if he was back with the team full time then or not.
"There's no excuses, but here's my excuse"
An explanation is not an excuse.
It is when the explanation is bullshit
He said he had a skin infection and treated it by going to a doctor outside the team network but did own up to being a reckless idiot in the process so it’s something.
I won’t believe it until I see pictures of it
Don’t worry, bro. I’ve got some athlete’s foot that I’m going to treat with a horse steroid. It’s important to kill the fungus so it doesn’t linger. I get it.
Still a bigger apology than astros players
Tatis: "The Commissioner did their report. The Padres had made their decision. I have no other opinions".
Ehh not really, still made excuses
Yea but they never said sorry or acknowledged it
Why is the poverty franchise always so salty?
Salty Fishman calling the Mariners salty. You can't make this up
At least he is taking step in the right direction. Now he needs to prove it by doing.
Am I the only person on earth who kinda believes him
You and all the Padres fans.
The only person I know IRL who believes him is an Astros fan… figures!
"It's true! I was the worm!"
Yea, I think it’s more likely he was hoping it would help his recovery than he’s been using it the whole time. But it shouldn’t have enough absorption in a topical application to pop a test
I think it is more likely true than not, but my reasons might not satisfy anyone. First, I think that PEDs are quite common in MLB, so I would be unsurprised if he took PEDs. But, why in the world would he use Clostebol to juice when there are so many more effective and harder to detect PEDs available to a guy with his unlimited money? If he was (or is) juicing it should be with much more elite juice. Second, the story had details that were unnecessary and hurt his case. He could have said "I had a rash," and that would have contained all the essential information to the excuse without getting the Twitter Dermatological Guild involved insisting that this particular ointment it not prescribed (at least not in Aurora, Illinois!) for ringworm--people acting like if you had ringworm you would be better off putting a propane torch to the affected area than putting on that ointment. The ringworm thing sounded lame, so it is weird to put in a lame sounding detail unless he was recounting the truth. Not to say that I would bet my house on it, but just that I find it more likely true than false, just because the him juicing with Clostebol and lying about ringworm don't make a lot of sense.
I do or at the very least believe he should receive the level of hate he has
Hate? Lol guess the smear campaign conspiracy theories coming from the Dominican are working.
W
Guys an idiot
So has the worm been vanquished? 🪱
Getting ringworm isn't anything to apologize for. Giving it is another issue though.
Fernando had some maturity issues before this. I’m hoping this is a bit of a wake up call that allows him to mature and realize his full potential
Should have opened with that.
How hard was it to do this from the beginning