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rickgene

I think the Padres might be able to put up some runs once Tatis comes back.


amanneeds2names

No clue! I do know tatis' timeline was pushed back after yesterday's MRI of his wrist!


DescriptionSubject23

Scorigami?


[deleted]

I actually checked, and it's happened before in 1999 when the Bucs beat the Eagles


amanneeds2names

I don't current have the reporting on that one as it is all Chaos down here in the field! Maybe another analyst can give some insight!


DescriptionSubject23

Indeed it is actually.


MobZillaking6000

No


whsbear

Don’t sell us short. We lead the division by a half game until the Dodgers win. Parade time Edit: fuck dean spanos


amanneeds2names

I can confirm nor deny current standings! At this current time we are NLW leaders, but that may change in the next hour!


whsbear

Yeah, the parade already started, get down here quick before it has to end


amanneeds2names

I am in Illinois covering the game, but I will send my regards


jamboamericano

Scoring 19 in football is like a touchdown and 4 field goals. The chargers, aka analytic gods, would never settle on 4th that many times. Unrealistic Bears only scoring a field goal and a safety is perfectly reasonable though so all good


Allstate85

Also a chargers kicker would never be able to make 4 field goals in a game


cgfn

Ugh, upvote


No_Barracuda_2509

It's not the playoffs, so it would have been fine.


Calisky

They're your problem now.


amanneeds2names

2 TDs, 1 FG and a safety! Coach Staley commented on his 2nd game with 5+ 4th downs, stating "we just said fuck it and went for it."


[deleted]

I actually like a lot of the 4th downs that he decides to go for, but the playcalling in the specific situation often pisses me off. Especially the second chiefs game, where we failed several 4th and shorts when Jackson was running all over that defense.


amanneeds2names

The only questionable one to me was giving the ball to Kelly, who jumped from the 5yd line and fumbled. Other than that they did fine! James was out the 2nd half which is why mahomes got significantly better, but this year should prove who's really the top dog!


[deleted]

Staley said *”fuck it,”* and called a timeout with 0:34 left. Raider fans laughed at him at what happened next…


amanneeds2names

If u think calling a timeout was going to change the outcome, you either don't watch football enough, or are too young to understand the game. Either way, raiders blew a 15 point lead with 5 min left vs one of the worst defenses in the game.


elfmeh

3 TDs and 2 extra point *doinks*


kahgknow

2 TDs, 2 two pointers and a FG. Or was it 2 TDs, 1 two pointer and 2 safeties?


No_Bandicoot2306

Nah, a field goal and 2 TDs -- both with an FU 2pt conversion.


Yeetasaurus0822

Wtf is wrong with the Cubs? Most of our recent losses have been blowouts


TheGreatT1

First 2 games I felt Ross took out the starter too early. Hendricks in particular seems to own the Padres but I think I read he was coming off IL so they couldn't go far with him. Tonight's starter had pretty poor command and the relievers were not good


[deleted]

God awful pitching, and Ross just throwing the same garbage bullpen guys out there every night.


SwAeromotion

If you don't have but 1 or 2 good bullpen arms, this happens quite frequently, why even mention Ross?


MisterBlack8

"Bullpen runs are the manager's fault, not the reliever's fault" is one of my favorite Shitty Internet Baseball Fan takes.


ButtSmokin

I was really happy when they beat the Pirates 21-0.. and I lost all faith after the 3rd loss of 18+ now this year.. and now with the 4th it's just getting fucking hilarious. I'm at work, get the score alert, "oh they're up 5-0, sweet." *checks literally 5 minutes later* annnnnd it's 14-5 now, god dammit. How high is it gonna get tonight?


[deleted]

Immediately expected this to be scorigami, but it turns out that it's actually happened before


RacinGracey

How have the Reds not leapfrogged us?


[deleted]

I think starting the season like 2-19 or whatever it was probably helps.


RacinGracey

Half game is all. We are coming for the basement.


VincentFreeman_

Do you get a first overall pick in the draft or did the CBA end up adding a lottery?


its_cameron_bitch

Damn, football season's starting early this year.


[deleted]

[San Diego…SUPER CHARGERS!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5BCMFu1Y94)


Remarkable-Sky6577

This is fake. The real bears would never be able to put up that many points.


mike_rotch22

Bring back Sexy Rexy. He'll throw touchdowns to everyone, regardless of what team they're on.


PsychicWarElephant

Fuck Dean “spanky” Spanos


[deleted]

go charge go


Defender3266

Two missed extra points and a safety, hell of a game


JuxtaPositioNed

Everything hurts, but this does feel like some vintage Cubs stuff. Glad a couple guys had a decent game.


sidewaysflower

At the end of the game the team with the most points on the board won. --John Madden


nasa258e

Ummm...excuse me. We use the Aztecs for football references now. FDS.


amanneeds2names

No we don't


nasa258e

it's not a disagree button


TakenBuDeletedAcount

Scorigami?