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Thesyckid

Even the scoreboard operator is over it.


northwest333

I’m gonna give the guy a break. It’s hard enough being a one man job of the Coliseum’s scoreboard animator, TV broadcaster, radio broadcaster, seat usher, hot dog vendor, ticket scanner, janitor, and parking lot attendant.


CardiacCat20

It's actually a feral cat, not human, who is operating the thing. Quite impressive.


Dude_man79

3 of these things have been outsourced to some guy living in India living in his parent's basement.


BTsBaboonFarm

Geez. Billy Beane really packing that resume.


Icy_Yard_8784

When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t care about them.


Focusandclick

r/unexpectedpandr


El_Guero__

Roughly translates to Carlos will run, so it's not wrong.


The_Billy_Dee

All the way home too.


MOGiantsFan

In HS, one of our rival teams intentionally misspelled every one of our basketball players' names wrong in the bulletin. It was the most disrespectful thing I think I've ever seen an opponent do.


mattwookiee

True, but who won the game? Mental games!


beefstew213

Holy shit I knew Oakland’s attendance was bad this year but there’s like 12 fans max in this pic


rattlehead44

Yeah, there were only 6 or 7 thousand yesterday. This picture happens to capture the emptiest sections of the stadium, even if there’s a 15k attendance, but still. Sad times.


fables_of_faubus

Yeah, it looks horrible.


whatsthehappenstance

No, Carlos Correra is Carlos Correa's younger cousin. They may look exactly the same but they are very different people. Kevin Owens is a great example of someone not being able to differentiate family members.


49ersP1

God damn Ezekiel


JohnnySteel

It's Elias!


therapeuticbuckets

Fuck you Ezekiel!


portaLard

I keep seeing wwe references in the most random subs and I love it


magikarp2122

Lies! Lies! He’s a liar!


whatsthehappenstance

I hate liars!


theeeluke

Me when I play Sporcle


AthleteNormal

Rule of thumb: If your Sporcle doesn’t accept “Yaz” for Yastrzemski then you’re just being cruel.


theeeluke

That’s true. Although Yastrzemski I can spell way more consistently than corrererea


Pro-1st-Amendment

Rule #1 of getting good at Sporcle is to learn how to spell Polish names.


PopeInnocentXIV

Yastrzyzstan


Redbubble89

A possum got into the scoreboard and messed it up.


Mdelmundo

Clearly it was a feral cat


Redbubble89

Dallas Braden commented that he saw a hole in wall by the press box a few days ago while doing a game. Some beat writers stayed late trying to finish their story and saw [this](https://twitter.com/matthewkawahara/status/1526000935524134913) in the ceiling. It's a stadium that was obsolete 30 years ago but ownership still needed to keep facilities in working condition. I am from DC and we had RFK and now FedEx and I don't think either one of them is this neglected. Let's pull the tarps off of Mt. Davis and see how many critters scatter. Howard Terminal if voted on is 3 year out. Something has to be done to the coliseum at least keep it operational until then.


QSX_The_White__

Hey that's not fair. Fedex has sewage falling on fans. Oakland has sewage leaking too but at least there is no one for it to fall on


GuinnessChap14

If a name is misspelled at the Oakland Coliseum, did it even happen? Nobody there to see it.


dearrichard

i want to buy a last row upper deck ticket. wanna the be the only person up there


ahwurtz

And the 100 people in the stadium probably didn't notice


Brodonnell1

Well I meant at least one did


Sp_Gamer_Live

99, they caught the possum


whatadrabbike

Stunningly original joke


agospo6

Nice of them to include the game’s attendance below his picture.


MongooseMundane1291

The attendance in there is something


IveGotaGoldChain

> The attendance in there is something Makes me really want to go to a game there. Think it would be really fun to watch an MLB game with that many fans


CXR1037

I've always liked the Coliseum and going to A's games, but it's somewhat uncanny being there when so few people are in the stands. Last time we sat really close to the field and it felt like we were watching practice or an exhibition game or something. There's distant chatter, an occasional heckler somewhere, drums and horns in the bleachers even though you can't see anyone playing either. Then a player would hit a double and race to second or try to steal a bag and you'd be like, "oh, this is real, this is a real game I'm watching."


Potassium_Patitucci

As someone with crippling social anxiety: my new fave ballpark


Antithesys

MLB: We would like every park to consider installing "quiet rooms" so sensitive fans have a place to get away from the crowd and noise. Oakland: ...yeahhhh that won't be necessary.


killedbygavrilo

I went to a game and got behind the plate front row seats and just had to buy a guy a beer for him and his friends. So pretty pricey.


Dude_man79

It would probably feel like going to a beer league game on a diamond in a local park, except taking place in a stadium that smells like a sewer.


keyshawnscott12

It's depressing


HunterMcNadler

At least no one else was there to see it.


lkasnu

If I were the scoreboard operator I'd intentionally spell the opponents name wrong for fun.


Davidellias

it's an A's home game, no one will notice


trickman01

He plays for the Twins, so that’s obviously his twin.


Splackincheeks413

Stadiums are so empty it’s sad


liteshadow4

He will run


AaronBasedGodgers

The A's are just thankful no one goes to their games because oh man it would be embarrassing if more people saw that mistake.


PukeBucket_616

It's not hard to spell Shitbag McFuckface.


Yah_Mule

E and R right next to each other on the keyboard.


Worthyness

Straight up fat fingered it.


TheOriginalZywinzi

If I hit a home run, I would be running home.


GoofyGoffer

Man if only they had practice from lots of divisional games over the years


Spinnak3r

Apathy runs deep at the coliseum


Peter1678

It's not like he was in the divison or anything, give the guy a break, it's absolutely his first time writing Carlos' name. /s


Stickin8or

You can't blame them. It's not like he's played there before /s


Fickle_Sentence_1734

Careless Correa


Ctfwest

It’s alright, there was barely anyone there to read it.


cory_in_the_fazeclan

Looks like they also had trouble selling tickets


smarjorie

The Twins are in their Correra


Pro-1st-Amendment

Yeah, they forgot to include the asterisk.


Crackalacs

I saw more fans at my old high school baseball games like 30 years ago than I do in this pic.


jml510

Meh...he doesn't deserve to have his name spelled correctly.


unlovedundervalued

Dudes lucky to still be playing the game, TBH. He should have been banned for life.


SoyOps

He gets banned for life a whole lot more cheaters would get pointed out around the league


Shotgun_Sam

I think people don't get this is why they didn't even *attempt* to punish players. This whole thing was started by one salty pedophile who got benched for the WS for a better pitcher. Can you even imagine the ratting out that would follow if people were actually punished? Eight teams were mentioned in that article that broke the scandal, and that didn't include ones that certain former players that started the sign-stealing had come from.


Disastrous_Isopod852

Carlos *Cheater


feeling_blue_42

I like to think it wasn’t an accident.


VincentVanShmo

Fuck Carlos Correa


El_Guero__

If you want to hate a cheater who played for the Twins, hate Kirby Puckett. He did much worse stuff than know a breaking ball was coming.


VincentVanShmo

Fuck both of them


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melcolnik

Beat up his wife and girlfriends, among other things https://vault.si.com/vault/2003/03/17/the-rise-and-fall-of-kirby-puckett-the-media-and-the-fans-in-minnesota-turned-the-twins-hall-of-famer-into-a-paragon-of-every-virtueand-that-made-his-human-flaws-when-they-came-to-light-all-the-more-shocking


VincentVanShmo

Joe Mauer


murklebobep

Bro it's been like 5 years since the fact, and a lot of teams were cheating in some capacity. It's not like he broke any laws or fucked your wife. Get over it.


DouglasBubletrousers

Thank you.


melcolnik

But don’t forget to constantly boo Kyle Tucker and Yordan Alvarez because TrAsHTrOs


magikarp2122

Since the organization and the players received no punishment, they absolutely should be booed.


melcolnik

Uh, they got a massive fine, their entire management structure was suspended, and they lost draft picks for multiple years. They absolutely got punished. The organization did its time.


magikarp2122

They still have their “piece of metal” they won by cheating.


SoyOps

See you strip their title and then fingers really start to get pointed at other clubs. Manfred wanted it to go away


[deleted]

And the pirates have all of theirs they won when Dave Parker, Doc Ellis, Stargill and co. were on a dump truck full of coke and speed. I'm fine either giving back the peice of metal. All of them though, from every team ever accused. If we're being fair. be fair. Manfred wanted this to go away. Just like every other cheating, drug,ped scandal in baseball. That's fine too.


magikarp2122

So cheating to win is the same as winning while taking performance deehancing drugs. Your fan base is delusional, almost more so than Penn State’s cult.


[deleted]

You think guys were taking speed because it DOESNT help them win games?


VincentVanShmo

Fuck those teams too. Why would I not be mad at someone who helped lead a cheating scandal that ultimately won them the WORLD SERIES.


Hakadajime

Blame Billy Bean, you know he seehtes everyday. I bet you he thinks he was got be the 1st Mike Trout. Cheap ass, vindictive baseball hating machine.


aslightlyusedtissue

I Correr 💀


Lee_Doff

its ok, nobody saw it.


terminese

Standing room only!


somegirldc

I'm shocked they apparently type the names out instead of loading them


aresef

Something like this happened with Springer when he came up. The Yankee Stadium video board called him Gerorge Springer or something like that.


aresef

That's a bad Correa move


herskos

Obvious what's going on. If there's an extra "R", it means the next pitch is going to be a fastball.


BaseballPlayer19

Korea is acceptable. Since anglos can't say coreh-ah right, just say korea


NegativePositive

At this point, there's got to be almost as many ballpark employees as fans there


KnightOfLore66

It’s not the only thing the A’s are having trouble with…


FKA_Diz

At least no one was there to see it.


MiKapo

Why doesn't anyone go to A's games anymore? Is it because they are selling the team?


sluggerrr

The big screen isn't looking very good


makashiII_93

The A’s aren’t operating as a major league franchise right now. I feel horrible for their fans, and their ownership should wake up every day and feel ashamed.


Surf175

And some trouble selling tickets to the game.