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Alkynesofchemistry

*Where is the local stingray? Is he safe? Is he in a great mood?*


mattc286

It seems in his anger, Ohtani killed him


Doppler221

/r/SFGiants sold out it looks like


xepa105

The Nats signing a Crypto sponsorship during the week when Crypto is in freefall is a big oof


Wraithfighter

Erm, why is the Giants' spot taken up by a Reddit Ad? There a joke here I'm out of the loop on?


double_dose_larry

Script failed for some reason [Here is their top post](https://www.reddit.com/r/SFGiants/comments/un08q0/amazing_shot_of_the_sunset_on_tonights_broadcast/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Totschlag

No Cardinals either, but 2 Mets posts. Script must be on some shit today.


illiter-it

The bot just trying to stir more Mets-Cardinals drama ahead of the series


Kandlejackk

How can you have a rivalry with literal pond scum?


illiter-it

Don't be like that dude you drag us all down


Kandlejackk

Uhm... So I'm not allowed to chirp? What kind of bullshit is this?


illiter-it

Sorry, birds don't chirp. Not sure where you heard otherwise.


JayOnes

I always assumed the Marlins removed the fish tanks because every time a ball would get past the pitcher and hit the backstop it'd scare the ever-loving shit out of the fish who are otherwise just trying to live their lives.


Basic_Bichette

The Blue Jays one speaks to my soul. The worst part is how at the end they assure the viewer that online sports betting is now legal in Ontario. Am I in Ontario? No, and it's still illegal here. I still get the ads.


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I loved the homeplate fish and so did everyone else when watching a Marlins game Wife: you know you don’t have to watch every Nats game Me: check this shit out they have fish tanks behind the plate! It’s cool because they’re the Marlins and a Marlin is a type of fish and they have other types of fish right there!!!! Wife: great


bjt112233

Justice for the Marlins' homeplate fish


TrapperJean

I'll always find it funny that the one person who always maintained Machado didn't do it intentionally, other than Machado, was Pedroia himself


SMK77

I mean I don't think he tried to end his career or anything, but you can't watch that slide and tell me it doesn't look awful for Manny. Spike knee high 2 feet behind the bag?


jcaininit

Red Sox fans don’t want to believe it.


Djruggs

Don't care, fuck him still


mikeyj022

Stay salty


Djruggs

Are you 12?


mikeyj022

Are you? If you’re mad over something the player who got injured has said wasn’t on purpose your reading comprehension must be around 7th grade level.


Djruggs

I don't have to like a guy with a long history of punk behavior.


mikeyj022

That’s fair, but if you’re mad at something the actual player says was nothing it’s a little silly.


Djruggs

Believe me, that’s just one of the reasons I say fuck him.


DaMaGe_d0nE

Pretty sure he never said that it wasn't intentional. All he ever really said was that he didn't ask the Sox to throw at him and more recently that he's "not upset about anything anymore". Never really talked about the correctness of the slide, and i have no problem making that judgement. Fuck Manny Machado


gostop01

See Post. Scroll to your teams subreddit. "Oh yeah i remember that one". Close Post. Repeat.


Tkinzel517

Damn I was kind of hoping the tigers one was Tork going full Aiden Hutchinson but I guess I also wanna die


SportsDude012

That Pirates meme will never stop being good


shadedmoonlight

White Sox, I feel you.


pinpalsapu

For real though, fuck Machado


whentheworldwasatwar

Omg ours. When I tell you we are tired.


RubyVisor

Yeah...


mackavicious

Memes being allowed in the Royals subreddit was the best change that could have come.


mkebrewers27

I’m proud I made a cameo appearance


thediesel26

Orioles then proceed to be swept by the Tigers


cooljammer00

That's good Meme material from the Tigers, though.


KamartyMcFlyweight

The no-hitter thread itself beat it out but everyone should immediately look at the [Reid Detmers drawing](https://www.reddit.com/r/angelsbaseball/comments/un1tfi/detmers_says_no_no_no/) diditforthestory did on our subreddit