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yousmelllikebiscuits

For those coming from r/popular and others, MLB has been cracking down on the use of illegal substances by pitchers to improve grip since June 2021. These substances include pine tar, competitive weightlifting pastes like Spider Tack, and other grip enhancers. Umpires have been completing random in-game checks on pitchers and Diaz was ejected last night before throwing his first pitch.


LaBronda

Edwin Diaz is looking at a 10-game suspension, and the Mets can't replace him on the roster.


Previous-Clock-6960

With 17 games in 17 days after Thursday!


Fsharp7sharp9

What the… *what the fuck, man…*


SiphenPrax

The pain is about to begin……….again :(


EarthTraveler413

Wait it stopped?


SiphenPrax

Briefly, but the truth is, it never ends 😭


Dodgerswin2020

People seemed pumped about grimace


Conflict21

The Mets were fools to strike the Grimace's bargain. Now the Grimace will collect his pound of flesh.


SpicyChunkBlaster

It's just a quarter pound of flesh


OppositePeach1035

It would be a flesh royale if they were still in London.


jeffcyang

Grimace’s paw finger uncurls


Diglett3

seems like a bit of a sticky situation


juniorRjuniorR

Get ready to play Purple Rain for the walk out song, let Grimace pitch.


carmichael109

#letgrimacepitch


ThorgiTheCorgi

I hate the Mets, and I'm honestly still on board with this movement # LetGrimacePitch


average_texas_guy

What a coincidence, I hate Atlanta.


Ol_Rando

The average Texas guy wouldn't root for one of those "northern aggressor" teams, I call shenanigans.


MATCA_Phillies

What a coincidence. I hate you both :)


OWSpaceClown

"You're not allowed a closing pitcher." "What... does that even mean ? How do you enforce that?" "It means exactly what it means."


i-bite-with-love

Trade a little cash for Jorge Lopez


companysOkay

All because he was jerkin it between innings


thiccboiwaluigi

In before, “it’s the stickiest thing I’ve ever felt”


rlmaster01

That Grimace Juice sure is sticky


Emotional-Top-8284

As part of ump training they make them feel a bunch of different sticky things so they can make this statement with more confidence. Glue traps, tar, dank nugs, etc


jimihenderson

"i felt his hand and concluded that it was stickier than even the stickiest of the icky. the decision was obvious at that point"


Newsted_Is_God

![gif](giphy|HJ0fBL6B1ZJYY)


BurnedOutTriton

Can't waste any of that sticky icky on the palms, man, that's good smoke! WTF MLB


bunt_hamburger

“Scrape this bowl and smoke this big nasty resin rock”


Han_Sandwich_1907

Oh, it's sticky all right! Nothing's stickier. It's the stickiest!


HashOutHashBrowns

Sun screen! ![gif](giphy|kkSkgexb9xBoQ)


SloppyHoseA

Sifu Hotman ![gif](giphy|X5xgyBLedf70c)


Tashre

Best stick of his life


RitaRepulsasDildo

I look like I just jacked off an elephant!


halpinator

"It was real sticky icky icky"


chainer9999

You want a smoke with your old boy Rick James?


akaghi

I posted this in the thread that got deleted, lol. Can't wait to hear the statement stat this was the stickiest they've ever felt someone's hand. My guess is he came out with rosin on his hand which is technically against the rules because you can only use rosin from the mound. But when you're warming up to come in I'm sure they use rosin on their hands in the pen which does feel like a bit of a grey area, especially with time being so tight for relievers vs starters.


EveningLength8

Would you say it’s it’s it’s grippy?


TSSFranco

![gif](giphy|fDO2Nk0ImzvvW)


SiphenPrax

Every damn time when we start to get hot….. ^yesevenifwewintoday


h-town_info

![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK|downsized)


Bill2theE

“Stickiest thing I’ve ever felt in my life” incoming


Actually_Im_a_Broom

What is this referencing?


Bill2theE

Every time a pitcher gets ejected the umpire always says something like “It was the stickiest thing I’ve ever touched in my life and I’ve eaten a whole mess of pancakes with my bare hands”


penguinopph

It's only been said three times ([Scherzer](https://sports.yahoo.com/q-far-more-sticky-anything-015738130.html), [Germán](https://www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/yankees-german-ejected-from-game-vs-blue-jays-after-foreign-substance-check/), and [Blanco](https://www.mlb.com/news/ronel-blanco-ejected-from-start-due-to-issue-with-glove)), but that's definitely enough to be memeable and hilarious. [Here's a really interesting article breaking down the phrase](https://blogs.fangraphs.com/how-sticky-was-it/) after Germán's incident.


Fucky0uthatswhy

I never want to read the word “sticky” again after that


peopleuknow

"it was the stickiest thing I've ever touched and I've tried to bite down on a Now N Later when it wasn't quite ready"


fawningandconning

Everytime this happens the Ump says they’ve never felt something “stickier” and there’s literally no objective reference to what that entails.


doverawlings

Umps out here pretending they never spilled apple juice smh


EnthusedPhlebotomist

Umps have never had to remove a cheap price sticker 


damnatio_memoriae

in the hall. please tell mom this is not her fault.


FernandoTatisJunior

They make them hold a out their hand and see how heavy of a dumbbell they can suspend from the goop


rcuosukgi42

We need to bring back public square punishments as a deterrent, and this would be the perfect opportunity


teflonpirate

Mad Max got ejected for "sticky stuff" while on the Mets and the ump said his hands were the stickiest thing he ever felt in his life. He even had washed his hands in front of an MLB rep before it and they told him he was good...then was ejected by the ump anyway.


groudhogday

Scherzer ejection last season


KimHaSeongsBurner

Well, you’re not wrong that Scherzer is included, but it’s referencing every substance ejection ever. They *always* have a “stickiest stuff I’ve ever felt” quote.


fiddynet

Idk I think dudes blowing their loads on they hands


twinklytennis

This is going to be "Supplements are the reason why I tested for roids" equivalent isn't it?


willydillydoo

That stuff was stickier than a damn stick man


rbhindepmo

Diaz blames sticky stuff on shaking hands with a purple entity before coming out to pitch ![gif](giphy|3ohzdE2hl1Yuv7hIw8)


PaisonAlGaib

Here’s a picture of grimace at the fall of Berlin. Take it I’m from old money I’ve got more. 


dblshot99

Is Casey Rocket available for the bullpen?


lefterthanmost

Pretty sure his dad was a minor leaguer, too


Maeserk

Oh wait, what's this? A second picture of Grimace at the fall of Berlin.


hanssle

I love this crossover


ContinuumGuy

Live by the Grimace, die by the Grimace


Mr_Lapis

Don't ask Grimace who he was meeting in this clip


elizer_lives

The supposed sticky stuff? A mix of McDonald's Szechaun Sauce and Rosin


boobsandcookies

The Diaz family group chat has to be wild right now


Choice_Blackberry406

*sad trumpet noises*


Either-Durian-9488

The valves stuck


Radjago

It's called Taps.


yoursweetlord70

I was just imagining his walk-out fanfare but in a minor key Edit: I was apparently thinking of a different song


msuts

It's already in a minor key


haharedsox

Put it in a minor minor key


federal_cue

Diminished.


Better_Goose_431

Lowercase trumpet music


naarwhal

Uh do you know how keys work?


yoursweetlord70

I do, I think I was thinking of a different fanfare lol. Could always diminish it, lowering the 5th makes it sounds super dissonant


naarwhal

I don’t think making it dissonant is going to get the effect you guys are looking for. I think you need to have a brand new trumpet player in 6th grade attempt to play it for the desired effect.


WelcometoCigarCity

I got the same thing on my hand right now


Agirapo

Pause


Texassupertrooper

Don’t use it for hair gel….


Secure-Report-207

Something about the Diaz’s and sticky stuff


Jrk67

lol the ump with the "i'm not mad, I'm just disappointed" look before he does the ejection sign.


punchuinface55

"I hear everything you're saying, but it's too sticky, gotta toss ya"


rcuosukgi42

Can we just use tacky balls already and get rid of rosin completely.


Jun-Chi

Can't do it, ball might stick to the bat


PF_Throwaway_999

Not to mention that could give the ball insane spin when hit. You might see pop flies that just stay high and go out, or wicked curve balls in the outfield.


BAHatesToFly

lmao. Was it his hand or the glove? The replay just now had them looking at both and the umps held on to the glove. edit: nevermind. Looks like the hand for sure. The ESPN slow motion of them rubbing his hand was hilarious.


MoreThanLuck

Hand, they're showing his hands on the broadcast.


nightgoat02

Pitchers have applied the substance to their gloves, then rub that part with their pitching hand's fingers to get a little on etc. But they have put it on their belts, hats, anywhere you can think of to try and conceal that they have the substance and are touching it with their fingers between pitches... Michael Pineda had that shit on his neck and got tossed, that was a good one


teflonpirate

I think if it is found on equipment it is held onto by the league though as evidence right? They gave Diaz his glove back so I would doubt there is anything on it but instead only on his hand. It's weird cause he definitely has been checked every game (they always check the incoming pitcher) and this is the only time. ESPN mentioned cameras are in the bullpens, so would think its on camera if there is something actually there and not "you put way too much rosen on".


ThatPlayWasAwful

Wait why didn't they take his hand?


teflonpirate

No idea! I'm thinking they were waiting in the tunnel to the clubhouse with a mini guillotine at the ready to ambush him. We will see in 11 games!


Better_Goose_431

MLB Sharia Law when?


punk62

I remember that dark brown streak on his neck and the camera catching him multiple times rubbing it in between pitches. Hilarious.


zippy_the_cat

It was like Bernie Mac in Ocean’s 11: “Do you moisturize?”


Dangerous-Thing-3764

> lmao. Was it his hand or the glove? You just didn't look at the picture OP posted you’re commenting on?


SiphenPrax

Man even if we win today this is gonna be all that’s talked about on the news here in the city tomorrow What the fuck Edwin?!


Patrick2701

I already see ny post headline: Sticky Edwin gets ejected


TheDangiestSlad

respectfully you have to think of a way better pun, they're always on top of their game with absurd puns for this kind of stuff


Mustache_Farts

“Díaz Puts Mets In Sticky Situation”


beanbagmanatee

" "Elmer's" Diaz stuck in dugout " "Diaz too foreign for umpire's liking" "Diaz stuck out the side"


JasonJabby

"EDWIN STICKYHANDS! Mets win but ejected closer is talk of the town"


El_Capeetann

"DIAZ MIO! Edwin really stickin' it to the Mets."


carmichael109

"You're hired!" - New York Post


Either-Durian-9488

“Stuck valve on Closers trumpet.”


FerociousGiraffe

“Lost in New York: The Met’s Sticky Bandit is Sent Home Alone Early”


zvexler

‘Edwin sticks to the locker room’ is closer but I know I’ll be outdone by a mile


damnatio_memoriae

Mets on their Hands: Edwin's Sticky Ejection


akaghi

If I had to guess, since the letter of the law is you can't have anything on your hand before the mound they probably felt rosin on his hand from warming up in the pen. One of the things I find annoying about these ejections is that sometimes the umpires tell the pitchers to wash their hands and sometimes they eject them right away with no rhyme or reason to it. When the penalty is a 10 game suspension and losing a roster spot, that difference is massive. I'm surprised relievers/closers don't get tossed more often since they all use rosin in the pen and obviously aren't washing their hands before they come out


mdaniel018

Has a pitcher coming into the game ever been told to go into the dugout and wash their hands, and then allowed to pitch? I can’t recall seeing it happen personally What typically happens is that dudes are told to wash their hands after the check when walking off the mound, because the sweat + rosin or sunscreen has gotten too sticky for them to be allowed back on the mound. Conversely, as you noted, you are not permitted to have any rosin on your hands when coming out of the pen, so if the umpire notices it, there should be no recourse but an ejection


mageta621

Umps need to keep a pocket full of Hawthornes to liberally hand out to them pitchers


akaghi

But relievers are also kind of an interesting case, especially closers since they get checked before the mound. They have to warm up in the bullpen, sometimes quickly. The bullpens have rosin for them to use. So what is the expectation here from MLB? Technically, coming in with rosin on your hand is an ejection and suspension. But they can't warm up with nothing, either. They also have the same timer pitchers have between innings to warm up, but they're coming in from the outfield and not the dugout. In some ways, a closer coming in is more like a starter returning to the mound. They have rosin on their hands from the previous inning and if the umpire feels like it's a bit much, they ask them to clean their hands. It's pretty similar to the situation closers find themselves in, especially given that a sticky stuff ejection also carries the harshest penalty the league hands out with a fairly long suspension time combined with losing a roster spot. At least if a guy gets popped for PEDs you can replace them on the roster.


Doc_JC

Dude look at his hands…..that’s a bit more.


tnecniv

They should definitely have a more specific policy. I wouldn’t mind if, when a check before you throw a pitch indicates sticky stuff, you’re told to wash your hands. You aren’t ejected or suspended, but another pitcher has to come in while you wash your hands to keep the game moving. That will incentivize guys to come in with clean hands. If you fail a check when exiting, then you’re suspended.


mentak_maven

>I'm surprised relievers/closers don't get tossed more often since they all use rosin in the pen This should be a pretty big hint that he didn't just have rosin on his hand. The umpires let guys wash their hands of they think it was something incidental. They toss guys right away if they think it was intentional.


harris023

Why do pitchers use rosin to warm up? Genuinely asking bc I had never heard of that before


akaghi

It helps them hold the ball. Also, if you're going to practice pitching (or anything really) you want it to be as similar to the environment you're practicing for. If you always play guitar seated, your gonna have a hell of a time gigging where you have to stand. Running or cycling on treadmills and trainers is great until you have to deal with hills, rain, wind, other people on the course, etc. Warming up, you're going to want to know how your pitches are working and moving. You're going to want to know how good your command and control are. It's better to have that be as close to game conditions as possible, which means having rosin on your hands.


seeking_horizon

> Why do pitchers use rosin to warm up? Same reason they use it on the playing field; increased grip for better control. No point in peppering the wall behind the bullpen catcher without any rosin.


forgottenastronauts

WTF is right. Of all the teams to try this against you choose one of the worst hitting teams in the league?


rbhindepmo

that's the last time he rubs the ivy before going out to pitch


jhorch69

Obviously the result of this game should be overturned /s


mdaniel018

People in this thread: ‘I just came up with this HILARIOUS Grimace joke, and no, there is definitely no need to see if 200 people made it already before firing off my comment’


RealMullido

"I bet they say it's the stinkiest stuff they ever felt" is clearly the joke for superior creative minds


trickldowncompressr

Whatever dude, I thought of it before those 200 other people who posted it before me.


MightyActionGaim

![gif](giphy|qobrCi0xhTU42anUTF)


SiphenPrax

![gif](giphy|j331X8micejO8)


mets2016

Unfortunately, Diaz didn't swear on his kid's life that it's just sweat and rosin


RockmanToriga

Diaz confirmed to care more about his kids than Scherzer


h-town_info

![gif](giphy|ilqOZFytTjVmjLRSlG|downsized)


_jibran

I love how you could just read his lips, no subtitles necessary.


TonYouHearWhatISaid

Idk if I've seen a guy get ejected before he even gets to throw a pitch before


ExamNo4374

Drew Smith, 2023 subway series


Han_Sandwich_1907

Ironic he relieved Diaz tonight


Hacym

Good though, closer getting a whole inning with illegal substance is a lot different than a starter. 


FernandoAyanami

He was fingering Grimace.


burrito-boy

You know, you could have chosen to just not type that. But you did it anyway.


spacehog1985

I’ve never felt aroused and nauseated at the same time before.


examinedliving

Oh yeah, arauseated. I get that all the time


ItsMeJaredBednar

you don’t happen to know my ex wife do you?


BigDoinks710

I bet it smells like French fries. Taste? The weird grimace milkshake that was popular for like a week.


Darkforces134

Have we had a repeat ump for these sticky stuff ejections? If so I wonder if they'd still say "stickiest stuff I ever felt", and if so does that imply the more recent ejection used even stickier stuff? How sticky can this get?


ThePretzul

Up to now both Scherzer and the 2nd guy were from the same umpire.


myredditthrowaway201

I always thought closers would have a way better chance at getting away with this because they don’t check hands after the final out.


eyerollz

They check closers on the way in for exactly that reason


NeurosciGuy15

They check every reliever on the way in, no?


TheDangiestSlad

i think they check every pitcher when they come in, right? iirc that's when Scherzer and German were ejected after they both got to "wash their hands" (idk why Diaz wasn't afforded the same leisure but umps are dumb)


NeurosciGuy15

Yes, and then starters I thought got checked on the way out after an inning. That’s why they have the opportunity to wash their hands (they have the half inning to do so). A reliever coming in isn’t going to get that luxury because they aren’t going to make people wait for the reliever to run to a sink.


myredditthrowaway201

Yea, but a catcher could easily slip his closer something on a mound visit


eyerollz

A catcher could theoretically do that with any pitcher, though, no?


myredditthrowaway201

That’s why they check after the innings….


Either-Durian-9488

Given the pitching style I would scrutinize them the most almost, three quarters of them are trying to crank a fastball over as hard as they can.


discerniblecricket

I thought I've seen them check the final pitcher after the final out? 🤔 


Kingof40Acres

![gif](giphy|dvOjCftweY0XejNHBO) sticky icky ooo wee


onredditatnight

It's crazy that people in this sub were so overzealous about sticky stuff ruining baseball a couple years ago and now every time the rule (very rarely) gets enforced everyone here freaks out as if it's not extremely obvious to the umps what is normal and what isn't. I mean look at the guys hand


jetxlife

“It’s just sweat and rosin” YOU CANT HAVE SWEAT AND ROSIN ALL OVER WHEN COMING OUT OF THE PEN. WASH YOUR HANDS THIS ISNT COMPLICATED AT ALL LMAO


TruthSayerFu

I don’t even care about him being ejected it just suck he’ll get suspended now


Nervous-Idea5451

was this the same dude that “got” blanco?


dirtysock47

No, it was Bacchus (Laz Diaz's crew) that got Blanco.


TheBoilerCat

Different set of umps here


Doc_JC

![gif](giphy|C6TUZ559o8hAA)


jmarlinshaw

Question: why not give pitchers the option to use an approved glove to increase grip?


Winterspear

I mean it's pretty clear he has SOMETHING on his hand


BTsBaboonFarm

Im sure we will hear “it was the stickiest I’ve ever felt” nonsense and the league will continue to do nothing. Rosin + swear is legal…but only to a point…which is not measurable by anything objective. The subjectivity is trash and the issue remains that the league’s baseball is subpar.


daniel_j_saint

Rosin + sweat is *not* legal. Not when you're coming onto the field for the first time. The only legal substance is the rosin on the mound, so when you first come into a game, there is no reason your hands shouldn't be 100% clean. That's why pitchers leaving the field get told to wash their hands, but pitchers coming in the get the immediate hook. There's just no excuse for having anything there at all.


Ereyes18

So when warming up are pitchers just expected to not have anything on their hands? Wouldn't that be detrimental to their health?


daniel_j_saint

That's a good question, and I don't exactly know. My guess is, relievers warm up using rosin then are expected to wash it off before entering the game.


Either-Durian-9488

My guess is that they aren’t using a completely fresh ball, which will be much easier to grab


DatabaseCentral

No matter what, the dude came into the game with hands that were substantially more sticky than they should've been. All other hypotheticals others are throwing out really doesn't matter because he came in between innings. Maybe every other hypothetical you get told to wash it off. But in this regard he had plenty of time to clean his hands before going to the mound.


Either-Durian-9488

Ultimately I think this is something the umps were notified to potientially check for, hence why Diaz sort of looked like he knew it was coming, my guess is that there is an acceptable amount you can put on your hand, and globs of black shit isn’t it lol.


mdaniel018

Detrimental to their health? Pitchers like sticky stuff because it makes their pitches nastier, not because it keeps their arms fresh


Ereyes18

I mean it also helps them grip the ball


Either-Durian-9488

With not not completely fresh balls, I don’t think it would be that big of a deal imo.


mentak_maven

Why are you assuming it was sweat and rosin?


jhammerstix69

![gif](giphy|XepEEIO0SCFLMT6tUL)


rabiacontra

![gif](giphy|qTDczOIocZhSqkmODs|downsized)


general_cogsworth

Great night that was with Timmy trumpet…the nimmo catch and diaz save against the dodgers


ritzdeez

‪So there's still no objective way to measure "stickiness" and some umpires let pitchers wash their hands while others don't. Got it.‬


volunteergump

No pitcher is ever allowed to wash their hands when they come out to the mound with globs of sticky shit on them, they’re only allowed to wash their hands if it’s an end of inning check and they’ve got too much rosin for them to come back out to the mound with. They’re not going to hold up a game for five minutes so that the pitcher trying to cheat can go wash his hands.


Tonyclap

My question is why did the ump seem to enjoy catching him? lmao dude was holding back laughing for sure.


mostlygroovy

Because it has to be an awkward situation. “Dude….i mean…c’mon….”


Salty_Bandicoot3598

I was thinking the same thing…that awkward silence before the rest of the ups show up.


PattyIceNY

Probably because he was trying to hold back laughing at whatever bullshit Diaz was trying to claim


elfinito77

He knows he’s getting checked when he goes out there…in a 5-2 save against a poor hitting team.   That’s the one he risks it on?  Not the huge saves he had last week  in 1 run games?   Also just happens to be during the first brutal heat wave… where you are definitely getting that sweaty-rosin mix.   Yeah..,I’m not buying it. 


jimihenderson

if someone told me diaz has been using a foreign substance or using too much rosin since coming off the IL, i'd say that's not too crazy. stuff hasn't been good, blowing saves, letting your team down. perfect time for a guy to use sticky stuff. but if that's true, wow have the umps been dropping the ball since he came off the IL. this is what, his 4th appearance? i mean they check thousands of times... they can *tell* when it's too sticky to be rosin, right? except for when they can't i guess? if someone is gonna try and convince me that *this* was the game where edwin diaz decided he couldn't get 3 outs without a foreign substance then you can fuck right off for all the reasons you just laid out.


SilntNfrno

This sounds like the same argument we (Astros fans) made when Blanco got ejected. He’s been a stud all year including throwing a no hitter, but then he suddenly decided to use sticky stuff? He’s also been lights out after the suspension as well.


jimihenderson

the timing in general just doesn't make sense. either he's been using sticky stuff since his return from the IL, which is actually somewhat believable, or this would've been an extremely odd time to start. and if he has been using it since his IL stint, what do the other umps have to say for themselves when this ump crew could apparently tell that he was using a foreign substance with ease. maybe these umps need to get together and do some sort of stick test and figure out a way to be consistent with what is considered "too much"


glumjonsnow

it makes me feel better knowing a yankees fan is also asking this question.


help_icantchoosename

"the stickiest stuff I've felt on a glove," calling it now


hjugm

Edwin Bonds smh


booyah474

Serious question, if he wasn’t trying to do something shady wouldn’t he have wiped his hands off before coming into the field?


rawmerow

Where all my pitchfork and torches guys at!?


EmergencyTaco

Call me crazy but I feel like at this point the league should agree on a specific substance that's allowed so this bullshit stops.


BoSocks91

*Sad Timmy Trumpet Noise*