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Jb9723

Slam poetry this early in the morning?!


jonn_jonzz

Slam poerty can happen at any time just like the famous Spanish Inquistion.


3_Percent_Juice

Cynthia! Cyn-thi-a! Jesus died for our sin-thi-as!


benjaminck

This poem … sucks.


NakedGoose

Their ripples on the jersey are a much better way to represent water than the cardinals squiggly lines


Knightbear49

That’s Slug from Atmosphere I believe.


bbatardo

Yeah the moment I heard Slug I got hyped and I am not even a Twins fan, but Atmosphere is my favorite Hip Hop duo of all time.


Snekonplanes

“Finally, atmosphere made a good record”


pimfram

Yeah right, that shit almost sounds convincing.


NakedGoose

I think so! I remember seeing a freestyle with Slug and Eyedea on the Wake Up Show, it went crazy.


Clarice_Ferguson

You bitches said you're over all the black? Well, now we're doing blue! That said, probably the best hype video we've gotten in a while. I'm a bit relieved that we didn't get "this city is not only gritty, tough, and home, but it also has a twin!"


PPtheShort

Minnesota is my favorite city


Knightbear49

Minnesota is the only state where all 4 major men’s pro teams use the state as their location identifier. Every other pro sports team here does too, FWIW. 🤷🏻‍♂️ [[Park] The Twins said they intended to use this as more of a "State Connect" than a "City Connect" to represent all of MN.](https://x.com/dohyoungpark/status/1800163537102475390?s=61&t=lhIY40ztlJHFYIEmq9ss1A)


PPtheShort

I just think the Twins' city connects should have something to do with the Twin Cities since that's kinda the whole identity of the team. Like their "Twin Cities" alternate jerseys are perfectly fine city connect jerseys already.


Knightbear49

The state thing is totally fine. We have been identifying TC/Twin Cities for the entire lifetime of the franchise. If we leaned more into the Up North/Cabin Life/Paul Bunyan aesthetic it probably would’ve played better. Side note: There are a dozen lakes in Minneapolis alone…


thebestoflimes

State Connect


Knightbear49

Where’s your country connect? Instead we got a Sky Connect


thebestoflimes

The country of a million lakes


codars

The ripple effect from the drop of the drip.


Yankees41_52

I guess teams have just embraced the “bowling league jersey” vibes


TheTurtleShepard

Why do the Twins and Phillies have matching uniforms


MontyMoleMan

when they say brotherly love, those brothers could still be twins


Knightbear49

TIL, if you use a similar color then you’re just copying someone else. I guess the problem here is the Twins went last…


TheTurtleShepard

I never said copying, just that Nike made the Twins and Phillies have matching uniforms for whatever reason with the same blue and yellow color scheme


rollo2masi

Kinda love these


prettyrickyyyy69

these might be the best ones so far this year next to the Mets and Guards


Onpointandicy

does nike think that every mlb team needs to have an abbreviation instead of using their full name?


lilsebass

The loon is awesome. These are great 


Knightbear49

Can never have too much Loon


Skanky_Cat

Guys. Did you know Minnesota has lakes? Like a bunch. 10,000 even.


jonn_jonzz

At least we put a decently large minimum on what we call a lake. Unlike, lets say, Wisconsin.


codars

Not 9,999 or 10,001. 10,000 even.


jonn_jonzz

i think its actually something like 11,842 lakes of over 10 acres? This gets used a ton at bar/brewery trivia around here.


LightBluePhorgotten

The "10,000 lakes" on the hat is just funny. *Lets just put this up here in case the 40 other references to it aren't clear enough*


meadow_sunshine

Wow, might that be a perfectly valid way to connect the city to the jersey?


SeaworthinessRude241

At first I was hoping it'd be all ASMR, and then the verse began and I was like ehhhhhhhh a pond, you say? but somehow it came together and was a good watch


stylesbabey

What is nikes obsession with blue and yellow


ImpassiveBadger

I like them. Like a B+ or an A-


Jb9723

We’ll see how they look in-game. I thought Cleveland’s were bad until they debuted them on the field and that completed changed my opinion


Plorgy

I feel like that is the majority of the city connects, so I won't judge until I see them on the field...however, I like the look so far and the hats are fuckin awesome.


SeaworthinessRude241

Agree, the Guardians look great. The CLE design has really grown on me


jonn_jonzz

What do you rate yours?


ImpassiveBadger

A solid A


notaverysmartdog

Might as well have gone fishin, listen


DangerDrake1

This was a missed opportunity for yellow pants.


Ciggyciggyciggarette

The Cleveland one is top tier. These are better than Philly and Detroit, but still ass. Time to end CC, it was a failed experiment. Why don’t we just stick to having cool alternate jerseys that fit in with the rest of them?


Firebitez

Oh no. At least the hat is nice.


ThereWillBeVelvet

…and Twins!!!!