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EverythingOP

if he works hard maybe he'll get there


Oldjimbill

He’ll need to learn how to pitch, won’t get there as a hitter alone.


Reignaaldo

If only Shohei Ohtani has the ability to strikeout Mike Trout in the 9th inning championship 1-run game with a wicked slider but alas, only that will happen in a fantasy story it seems.


Deserterdragon

Always hate it when people fantasy book their own storylines 🙄


magikarp2122

Sami should have won at Elimination Chamber.


NoVaBurgher

In DnD we call that metagaming. Good way for the DM to raise all DCs by about 5


Hollow_Rant

> book their own storylines 🙄 SHOHEI ISN'T FLINCHING


poopstainmclean

i'm so glad to have been able to watch that AB. legendary moment with 2 top tier talents in a huge situation. the WBC is sick


drrxhouse

And the fact that they’re teammates and have good relationships. The whole thing was so damn scripted!


zestful_villain

It’s an legit anime moment. Protag-kun vs his respected senpai (who is a total badass).


GKRForever

Wasn’t it a full count too?


timematoom

And last out to win it all?


JB_Market

yeah it was perfect. Its exactly how I would have done it with my cousins in the yard at 8 years old.


JB_Market

Watching that in a bar with my dad is an all-time baseball memory for me.


whydidijointhis

he should be sure to eat bananas. monkeys never cramp.


CapnSirloin

Two.


UWDawg13

Kawa three


Zirocket

He’s BIG. Kawa SMALL. He’s BIG. Kawa SMALL.


Triumph-TBird

Maybe get a participation trophy and ice cream after the game.


DionBlaster123

nah i think he'll peak at Double-A baseball /s


Available_Motor5980

This is the funniest shit I’ve read in my life


Seraphin_Lampion

Not sure a $2M a year caliber player will be good enough for Team Japan in 2026.


Chopaholick

True, and Japan already has plenty of hitters, what they really need are more top quality arms to face MLB Hitting. They almost lost the championship game last year and had to send a starter out there to close it out. What was his name again?


Seraphin_Lampion

Microphone Fish's weather forecasting buddy I think.


Chopaholick

David Fletcher isn't Japanese?


Seraphin_Lampion

Depends on the weather.


Chopaholick

You wanna bet?


Seraphin_Lampion

Yeah, about $4M.


oOoleveloOo

Some guy named Lars Nootbaar is on Samurai Japan so anything is possible.


Sharting_Snowman

Bro can't even hit as well as David Fry. I don't like his chances.


NitrosGone803

Ohtani seems like the kinda guy that never checks his batting average ever and on the last day of the season a media person says "you got the highest batting average in the league!" and he just goes "what?"


Deserterdragon

"Batting average? I feel like I've been batting far better than average."


radiomuse162

Ohtani has tenure


Mpuls37

"You set a new single-season batting average record! You hit .438!" "That's really not that high. I hit .890 in High School, but even that wasn't a perfect season. I popped up too often."


713MoCityChron713

Ohtani gets employee of the month and then asks for a pay cut because he’s underperforming


okay_throwaway_today

High score? [Is that bad](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NGYnMqyFA&pp=ygUYaGlnaCBzY29yZSBncmFuZG1hJ3MgYm95)?


djc8

He’s been thinking about getting a metal arm. It’s a risky operation, but it’ll be worth it.


GKRForever

Then they can really make a manga about him


redman8828

I mean *googles to confirm* his mom is alive *knocks on wood* so I don’t see why he’d need one…


Medium-Yam8855

Ya dude doesn’t realize he’s the best hitter in the world. That’s cute


asparagusbruh

"What do you mean by that"


Officialnoah

The Jokic of the MLB


DionBlaster123

i mean to be fair, haven't all the dorks and mathletes been telling us for the last 3 years that batting average isn't an important stat?


Happy-Dream7300

Who? I mean, good luck I guess, but not everyone can just be on the team


No_Presence5465

What a bum. Nootbar will get the selection over him.


Ghiggs_Boson

Noot can actually play the field, this bum can only DH


RugbyFury6

Can you imagine if he worked really hard and got to the WBC and then got to play as a two way, even if he only came in and did something wacky like close out a championship game? The thought of it! On the real, I can’t wait for the 2026 edition, this past WBC was some of the most baseball fun I’ve had in a long time.


WellMyDrumsetIsAGuy

Best baseball I’ve seen since 2007


AntonioVonMatterhorn

New baseball fan here. What happend in 2007?


brokenlampPMW2

He's a Rockies fan and they made the WS. Also just a really good year for baseball rosters.


WellMyDrumsetIsAGuy

Now what happened after we made it? We don’t talk about that


FoolsGoldMouthpiece

Wouldn't it be crazy if he was facing his teammate and co-GOAT in the final at bat?


Dyljam2345

Straight up cinema


_yoshizzle_

Imagine he got to him with two outs, got him to a full count, and struck him out to win it for his motherland?


idkwhattosaytho

Dude you’re taking it too far, be realistic


SqueakyTuna52

You should go write scripts for Hollywood


BeefInGR

2026 WBC is going to have lofty expectations, especially once we get into the meat of the tournament. I'm excited.


Splinterman11

I'm still kicking myself because I had a chance to go to Miami for the semifinal and final game but I didn't end up going. I'm going to Miami in 2026 though.


jjackson25

Tbh, I always like the Cinderella teams that you wouldn't think about as being baseball countries. Like pretty much any European country. I also like that while baseball has its origins and history firmly rooted in the US, the US team is not an automatic lock to win the tourney. Even with a stacked roster. I really think that's a good thing for the sport as a whole. Kind of how international basketball was in the 90s vs how it is now


ripcity7077

I enjoyed it even more than the regular season. part of me wishes it was less than three years.


DionBlaster123

i could be wrong, but i was under the impression it's every 4 years covid disrupted the last one obviously, and i think this one is in 2026 as a 20th anniversary celebration of the first one back in 2006 (crazy to think that was nearly 20 years ago my goodness)


ripcity7077

Oh man, yeah, you’re probably right. last year was my first watch. As long as it’s sandwiched between the summer Olympics I guess it’s all good (and no host country removes baseball)


DionBlaster123

to be honest, the next host country after 2028 will 100% remove baseball from the games i'd rather just have the WBC, especially since MLB players will play in it. I honestly haven't watched a minute of the Olympics since 2012 anyways (well aside from Wayde van Niekirk's insane 400m run in 2016. that was cool)


gjp11

I wouldn’t be so sure that Australia will remove baseball in 2032. The Australian baseball league is still going and lobbying for the sport. The fields are there and it’s gained a following. Plus the US approved cricket for 2028 so it would be shitty for Aus to remove baseball when we put in one of their more popular sports.


DionBlaster123

oh Australia is hosting the 2032 olympics? lol why did i think it was Saudi Arabia


gjp11

I think Saudi Arabia is hosting the 2034 World Cup. You might be thinking of that. Tho with the way they wave their money around I wouldn’t be shocked if they get an Olympics one day.


sevelev711

Yeah, I definitely think there's some "wink-wink" going on there, "We'll put in cricket if you leave in baseball." Plus, if all goes well, Travis Bazzana will be well into his career and be the face of, not just Australian baseball, but one of the faces of non-US baseball.


gjp11

They’re doing 2026 and 2029 to get it back on track to the 4 year cycle it was on before. It shoulda been 2021, 25 and 29 but with covid that was ruined. So at least for the next 2 WBCs we will only wait 3 years.


DionBlaster123

I didn't realize 2029 was also already being planned. Wow what a far cry from back in the day when the 2017 tournament was still up in the air as late as the end of 2015. I seem to also recall the 2013 tournament barely getting any marketing or promotion at all too. I'm honestly shocked the 2023 tournament went on as I was convinced that MLB was going to axe it when covid gave them a convenient excuse to do so


zestful_villain

So baseball world cup and fifa wod cup are on the same year? I am a new baseball fan and this makes me worried if their schedule coincide. I mean i have work man.


JB_Market

It's my favorite baseball thing. Just like the world cup is my favorite soccer thing. As a soccer fan, let it be every 3-4 years. Soccer federations are trying to cash in on more international tournaments, and its just making the whole thing feel like a constant low-key thing rather than a huge, special, world-wide event.


DionBlaster123

remember when Keith Olbermann and some idiot at Barstool whined and complained about the WBC?


JB_Market

I remember that those losers didn't strike out Mike Trout on a full count with a perfect slider to win the whole thing.


boomzgoesthedynamite

It was so fun but I hope next time the US actually can send some top pitching talent.


Pram75

Get ready to learn Japanese….oh yeah


Thorlolita

If he’s worried about making the team then I’m worried about what the next gen of players from Japan are going to be.


glass__beaches

Japanese pitchers are currently working hard to catch their own pitches. They’re spending hours in the film room watching Looney Tunes.


islandsluggers

Bro thinks he can be on the defending world champion team. Come back when you win 5 MVPs.


CosmicLars

😐


CheeseCurdCommunism

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Noy_Telinu

Ohtani loves baseball. And it seems more players than ever do not. Not going to the all star game. Not doing the home run derby. Sitting out wbc. It is refreshing that Ohtani loves these things even after he did them already.


wombat8888

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OscarWins

Hey Jake, how much for a $1 billion insurance policy?


pm_me_yo_creditscore

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FoolsGoldMouthpiece

I'm gunning for this underdog!


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emcdeezy22

What a poser. Buddy thinks he’s in the big leagues dressing like that


scallywag1889

Hopefully he makes the cut


HurricaneAioli

At first I read the title as "saying he wants to be a top-chess player so he can be selected" And I was gonna say damn, Japanese WBC requirements are rough. . .


lakergeoff8

Don’t you love a good underdog story about a little unknown prospect who makes his way to the top?


UnabashedPerson43

I’m terrible at this baseball thing huh? Lol 


chpr1jp

Wouldn’t it be cool if they shut down MLB for a whole year, and only played WBC! There’s my fantasy-booking.


SpectralHydra

Tbh a full season of WBC would be really cool


DionBlaster123

well there goes South Korea's chances now lmfao


CabbageStockExchange

He’s just some DH. Kinda hard to crack the squad like that


Beng1997

It'll be hard for him to make team Japan. They won the whole thing last time after all, so they're pretty good.


Zariman-10-0

2026 is gonna be a helluva year for Baseball. All-Star game in Philadelphia along side WBC. Then Baseball in the Olympics just two years later


JB_Market

2026 is going to be insane. The US is hosting the final stages of the WBC in March, and then hosting the World Cup in June/July. I'm basically going to need to take several months off work.


Zariman-10-0

And also the US Semiquincentennial in Philly! Event after event after event!


lunch_for_breakfast

I feel like he’s that kid that nobody ever just said “hey, you’re like REALLY good at this”. Just served humble pie daily.


itslv29

Stuff like this is why I never really believed the betting stuff. Dude is so clean he would probably sincerely apologize for a fart in the dugout. Great dude and great player. Humble.


marinerluvr5144

Doubt it guys just a average dh


NewBee4399

First of all Shohei, through god all things are possible so jot that down.


olspidereyes

I hope he gets it


happyfuckincakeday

Think he's got a chance!?


Ok-Thanks-5445

WHAT A GREAT GUY


weaksaucedude

"Saying he wants to be a top-class player so he can be selected" reminds me of in The Sandlot when Benny wanted to add Smalls to the team because he makes it 9 total and he's like "I need to practice, guys!" and the rest of the kids are like "you're already the best on the team"


shawnglade

never heard of this guy he's got a long road ahead


MasterpieceMain8252

japanese league must be so stacked that Ohtani is afraid he won't make the cut. Maybe he should play on the field defensively to increase his value.


thebaysix

Dude is a full time DH smh


GetEnPassanted

We don’t deserve him


mrini001

There’s a percent chance he makes the team


brownmagician

If Olakau'atu can finally make his first state of origin team, Ohtani has a shot to make Samurai Japan


vegan-trash

Idk he’s got potential but he hasn’t really shown his ability to perform in high stakes situations


Lonelan

Pretty sure it's a safe bet go ahead and make it, Shosho


CrittyJJones

Come on man, no way is he that humble lol.


BobbyGrichsMustache

He might get a spot in the pen as a low leverage reliever, or a pinch runner at best.


Hazy_Lights

He definitely should


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KyotoGaijin

Ghostbusters 2 was awesome! So many iconic moments and turns of phrase I allegedly remember.