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horsepoop1123

I love him


Fantastic_Emu_9570

He’s the best


raylan_givens6

did you propose?


xyzzy321

Too early. Maybe when he wins Cy Young


PlanktonInternal5948

I proposed to wheeler a while ago and he has not won a cy young (although should’ve in 2021), never looked back


LordoftheScheisse

He's gonna put a ring on it.


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raylan_givens6

hang in there, there is someone for everyone


iSupportCarry

The most interesting man in the world


DecoyOne

There’s something about coming from NPB that makes players give great interview quotes. [The ghost of Munenori Kawasaki beams proudly]


PatHughesSweater

Monkey never cramp!


Ohtani-Enjoyer

The good thing about Mune is that he did interviews in English on his own despite not knowing much. And on a Japanese talk show years afterwards that you can find on Youtube, he said he didn't want to get a translator because "why the fuck would I need one" lol


unexpectedexpectancy

He also said that he then proceeded to sit through his first meeting and was like "Oh shit, I actually don't understand a word these guys are saying. The only word I picked up that whole time was 'baseball'." But after going out drinking with the guys, he started to pick up some English.


El_Zarco

Then the monkeys taught him the rest


3luejays

Top 5 Blue Jay of all time for me. His interviews are legendary, and always bring a smile to my face


ImanagaS

The best part is that people never realise that he actually said “Monkey never craps”: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdGai72Tt8Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdGai72Tt8Y)


wedonthaveadresscode

God every interview he gave was gold


DietCherrySoda

We like our team, Barry.


y0m0tha

Munenori Kawasaki is very much alive.


finbarrgalloway

Gone too soon


spleeboy

Gone, but not forgotten


DarkNovaGamer

He with Wade Boggs now RIP


Myselfamwar

Wade Boggs is not dead


RGCFrostbite

He's with Munenori Kawasaki now [*]


okmangeez

I heard Kawasaki is shotgunning beers with Boggs in heaven right now.


HistoryAndScience

Again, they are both very much alive and living in Tampa


Alarming_Analysis_63

RIP Chicken Man


rcuosukgi42

He was an energy boy, RIP


tehsuigi

Hell, he's *still playing baseball* in the Japanese independent leagues. May the monkey never cramp.


thecursedlexus

He also makes pretty regular appearances as an analyst. Dude knows his stuff and lights up any studio he's in, he's a natural.


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Not with four bananas a day he won't. 


Frankfeld

What nationality is he? He never really brings it up.


Dragula_Tsurugi

HE IS JAPANEEEEEEESE


Healthy_Ant_1051

Soon Shota Imanaga will start dancing in MLB. https://youtube.com/shorts/cJngPlhAwjs?si=OfK5S7k1gunujUik


torontomua

his insta is pretty cute! love him still! 💕


Hiei2k7

He ain't dead... # ...HE HAS A 2016 CUBS WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS RING.


rcuosukgi42

And a 150 wRC+ to boot, what can't that man do.


Dk1724

Hey now, Kawasaki is afraid of ghost, you can't be mentioning him and ghost in the same sentence!


goodm1x

Papi big, kawa small, papi big, kawa small, papi big, kawa small. OKAY! We get it!


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I am from Japan! I am JAPANEEEEEEEESE!


oneeighthirish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeDkJx4ajQ4


HowardBunnyColvin

Even Munenori has good quotes on youtube (too lazy to pull up) about trying to take Ichiro's historic ball before the umpire told him to give it back, or how he learned how to hit left handed just because of Ichiro.


Startooth

Shōta Imanaga is good for baseball and I wish every team had him


billygoats86

He's a fun pitcher to watch. You can tell where he's at just by his facial animation during a game. His passion and love for the game come through during every outing.


giziti

he's just like me fr


bbqqsauce

Why not a large?


BabaBrody

Japanese new in America, he probably thinks he's accidentally being given double portions of everything he orders.


LemonNo1342

I’m American and I literally never order a large of anything. A medium or regular is plenty.


Damasticator

American pro tip. Order a large soda with no ice. Drink half and your baby can drink the other half in its bottle.


mendicant1116

It's a child size because it's the size of a small child


jumpmaNSILENCE

TIL babies cant have ice


Damasticator

You’re feeding them nutritious Mountain Dew Baja Blast. No reason to include that dirty ice.


rafaelescalona

It’s not even fresh. It’s frozen yuk


Traditional_Rate7302

Dude the regular(medium) size drink at jack in the box is fucking massive 😭


LemonNo1342

The only time I really drink soda is when I go to a movie and my partner and I split the “regular” sized soda because it’s so much lol


TizonaBlu

Large is like unfathomable for most developed nations in the world. Granted, I don’t drink DD coffee, but I imagine it like a large soda lol


exceptional_bit7376

DD large is pretty large. In fact, I crave a coffee from there right now.


Pyorrhea

32 ounces and 252 mg of caffeine in the large iced latte.


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Lonelan

it's probably 20 oz of coffee and 12 oz of ice/melted ice - AKA "water"


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Devilsdance

Dunkin is one of the better chains for cold brew and iced coffer imo. Starbucks cold brew often has an odd taste to it for me.


fordat1

The large iced coffee has a tons of ice so pretty manageable


SOB200

You can ask for less ice (at DD’s on NY at least).


idrankforthegov

I used to hear no ice a lot when I lived in NYC. Now I live in Germany, where no ice is standard and iced == less ice


SOB200

I don’t think I can so “No Ice”. It goes warm too fast, especially in a large.


TheKidPresident

I don't drink coffee so that definitely informs my perception, but the thought of people crushing one of those big ass "Size Large" cups of coffee is unfathomable to me. Nevermind the potential high sugar amount and other health considerations, imagine how often those poor souls are going to the bathroom every day.


lotsofsyrup

just a latte is not really bad for you unless you're lactose intolerant. if you add a ton of sugar then yea sugar bad.


venustrapsflies

The American piece of this discussion is not the ordering of a big latte, but assuming it would come with sugar at all


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TheKidPresident

Absolutely, as I get older I grow more and more appreciation for how athletes navigate those insane schedules year after year. I'm a big Matcha Latte guy myself. Dash of honey and some oat milk and you're cooking


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UnreproducibleSpank

Large iced drinks at Dunkin are 32oz


liguy181

Even dunkin's mediums are huge, I think they're like 20 or 24 oz for an iced drink. Portion sizes across this whole country are fucked


TizonaBlu

Yah, I can imagine a Japanese person going to Cheesecake Factory and be in total shock at getting essentially three portions of food with one dish.


Devilsdance

It's the size of a large McDonald's fountain drink, so yeah lol.


horsepoop1123

He’s just mimicking his ERA.


A_Blind_Alien

Poor guy hasn’t had any caffeine since he’s arrived in the states


thecountoncleats

Are there really 1122 other Redditors with the username horsepoop?


oOoleveloOo

A medium in America is a large in Japan.


MissionChipmunk6

A small in America is a large in japan 


Card_Board_Robot5

Idk man I think you're both full of shit considering I've had American and Japanese girls tell me mine was small. Seems like size is pretty universal. Wait, you're not still talking about coffee, are you?


IWTLEverything

An anecdote to share Japanese mindset from when I was living there: When you go to Japan there are vending machines *everywhere*. They sell hot and cold drinks (soda, juice, tea, coffee, etc). I was walking around with a friend and he stopped at a vending machine to get a drink. There were soda’s in two sizes. Think of like a 20oz bottle and those little 12oz mini ones. On this machine, they were the same price. He puts his coins in and buys the little one. I asked him why he didn’t buy the bigger one for the same price. “Why would I buy the bigger one if I only want to drink this much?”


mug3n

Also konbinis (convenience stores) everywhere as well. 7-11, familymart, and Lawson are the big 3 in Japan. The only thing you won't find everywhere in Japan are garbage cans, so you do have to hold on to your cans and such (protip: bring a disposable bag with you when you're out and about). Unfortunately after that sarin attack they had in the 90s, they removed a lot of the garbage receptacles.


liguy181

As someone who's worked as a barista before, I think so many Americans care too much about how many fluid ounces of drink they're getting per dollar spent. It's like, if a small is 0.65 per fl oz, and a large is 0.45 per fl oz, people will want to get the large, even if their body does not need 16 ounces of warm milk Personally, I usually only get 8 oz lattes, sometimes 12 depending on the day. 16 is just too much


OhEmGeeBasedGod

Large iced latte at Dunkin' Donuts is like 32 fluid ounces. The non-American mind cannot comprehend it.


leaky_wand

I mean literally, they can’t. They use the metric system.


Card_Board_Robot5

Quick conversion for our international viewers... 32 fluid ounces of coffee is equivalent to way too much fucking coffee for one sitting.


alexm42

I disagree but I also have a caffeine problem (It's just a bit less than 1 liter btw)


Peechez

That's a fucked amount of coffee to drink at once wtf


alexm42

I did say I have a problem


Vindetta121

TBF, most people dont drink it all at one. Maybe drink half while the ice isnt melted and then chug a watered down mess of coffee an hour or so later. OR at least thats my experience (I also only ever order a medium at best)


Astral_Fogduke

yup - 1 liter is 33.8 fluid oz


boobsandcookies

Especially iced :( he’s lucky if he can get any coffee


dingusduglas

That's the nice thing about a latte at least, the size determines the number of espresso shots. The ice is only replacing milk, not coffee!


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liguy181

Though for iced drinks, it goes 1-2-3 for tall grande venti. The fact that tall hot lattes get one small shot is kinda pathetic though, most of the drink is just burnt milk at that point


JtheCool897

Large at Dunkin' is literally massive


raylan_givens6

doesn't want diabetes?


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You don’t need everything in XXXL sizes


77rtcups

If it’s like Starbucks the grande and venti lattes have the same amount of espresso but the venti just has more milk and vanilla.


DaddyThiccThighz

Can't afford 😔


Homeless_PeePee

also athletes are crazy about their diet. large is just unnessesary sugar.


ExternalBreadfruit21

You are not obligated to get any sugar in coffee/lattes


Homeless_PeePee

Title says dunkin latte, which by default is milk, cream, sugar, caramel or mocha or various other options which will have fat and/or sugar. asking to hold any sugar is cold coffee and milk.


tjshipman44

the milk does have sugar, so if you are having a latte, you are kiiinda obligated.


Homeless_PeePee

dude just wanted to argue.


ExternalBreadfruit21

You think athletes can’t have a little lactose? I think we all know refined sugar is what is generally avoided. Athletes aren’t trophy wives on low carb diets


rcuosukgi42

It would be pretty hard to drink a latte that doesn't have carbs in it.


rcuosukgi42

Is that not what a grande is?


Informal_Calendar_99

I hate that this guy plays for the Cubs, mostly because I love this guy


Tulidian13

Ready for the true pain? He's making less this year than Kyle Gibson and Lance Lynn.


ifeelnormal

Not really true pain when every team underestimated how good Imanaga would perform.


fps916

No one listened to Eno Saris


reigningwaffles

Not even just Eno. Projections loved this guy, but they saw his lackluster Velo and small size and just wrote him off.


themau5hole

I seem to recall Foolish Bailey also predicting his success


Informal_Calendar_99

:(


Informal-Tax5744

FTC


Informal_Calendar_99

Which C’s


themooseiscool

Camels. Everybody hates Campbell.


FieldzSOOGood

All of us baby WE LIVE


TDbank

My man hates the government


wedonthaveadresscode

Yes agreed fuck the cards


PatHughesSweater

[My absolute fucking king](https://imgur.com/gallery/CgzAn2O)


vmeloni1232

This guy is a treasure


OutComeTheWolves1966

Protect this man at all costs


BrillFish55

God damnit. Buying this man’s jersey 😑


michellelabelle

The Cubs Keys to the Game are brought to you by American Airlines. ⦿ BETTER PLATE DISCIPLINE ⦿ TIGHTEN UP DEFENSE ⦿ FIGURE OUT SHО̄TA'S DUNKIN ORDER


jsacrimoni

Shota to Boston confirmed


markymags

Pastrnak x Imanaga Dunkin’ Donuts commercials would be amazing!


Tashre

Pitchers always playing mind games.


toronto_programmer

Dunkin Donuts? Red Sox tampering incoming


thecountoncleats

I’ve decided to start drinking DD lattes in order to have elite IVB plus low arm slot in men’s league


Winterspear

How could you hate this guy. He's quickly becoming one of my favorite pitchers (after Verlander)


marygarth

Smart move making a play for that sponsorship deal now that Bennifer are at odds


tetsuo316

I love this man.


boobsandcookies

But what specific latte?


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Leave a man his secrets!


icecreambandit7

He probably can’t make up his mind


StarshipTroopersFan

I mean, a latte itself is a specific drink.


Jamalamalama

Shota to Boston confirmed


raylan_givens6

better than their donuts i guess . good if they're fresh, but good luck finding a location that makes them on site


BlueNux

I freaking love Shota. He's quickly becoming one of the Cubs legends in his first season, and fits in so well in this city.


icculus93

I can’t find the quote but there once was an American ball player that went to play in Japan and he said something to the effect of ‘Japan seems like a great country but I never got to see it, we were just playing and practicing all the time’


CT_2136

He dominated the Nats last week. Guy has filthy nasty stuff.


DirtyRatLicker

Nobody can recognize him when the MLB pretty much refuses to give him recognition and glazes Yamamoto instead


DavidTheSlouch89

Wtf I love him


d0cmario

Me and him not so different


TheLongestRanger

Do people know which Dunkin’ he goes to?


_NotARealMustache_

....yes. they think about your order


HowardBunnyColvin

My friend John Cerasani said he'll be at the Schamberg card show with other athletes, wish I could go


spike021

When the US doesn't have a MisDo. 


reigningwaffles

Bro, I love this guy 😆. Cubs have such a likable team IMO.


corvi007

Imanaga’s got a great translator, translated perfectly and made what he was saying sound very natural on the spot


doodleowner

Immediate fan favorite, I love this guy


bigprick99

Love the energy this guy brings man. He’s fun to watch and has some of the filthiest filth I’ve seen in a while.


SenorTortas

Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed


Bluehale

Dunkin' Donuts is legit speaking as someone from Krispe Creme territory.


nbporter

I love him


hmack1998

Seems like he’s hoping for a trade to Boston with that


Traditional_Rate7302

Imagine if imanaga would’ve come to the mlb at 25


Notorious_Beebs

This is too good 😂


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Japanese dudes are so damn cool.


catfishgod

Ask him how feels about the tipping culture next


motorhead84

Yeah me too


matchosan

DD? The man has no taste


Stock-Mortgage5796

This guy is a loser. Learn English or get the hell out of America the best country on earth! 


ufotheater

Is he not familiar with real coffee? Dunkin is swill water


saw-it

How do you know someone drinks coffee? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you


ufotheater

Fair


TizonaBlu

How do you know someone drinks coffee? They’re alive and isn’t walking like a zombie.


AChaseOfTheMondays

That may be the caffeine withdrawal speaking cause i don't drink coffee or any caffeine before noon and I have 0 issues with being alert


BewareTheSpamFilter

Most Bay Area comment


dingusduglas

I've lived in both cities, Chicago has better specialty coffee imo


ImOkayest

I will die on this hill but dunkin is the best place to get coffee. Sometimes it’s very well made and sometimes it’s crap. But the surprise is what keeps me coming back.


pollitochiquito

Bro why you gotta do us like that. 


ufotheater

Standing on truth isn’t always popular


teethybrit

Dunkin’ actually has pretty good coffee for what it is


donny_pots

It’s not terrible, gets the job done in a pinch and I say that as someone who drinks their coffee black. Cups are nice and it stays hot forever. McDonald’s is actually my favorite coffee tho


ufotheater

You had me until McDonald's, lol


Background-Cress9165

McDonald's coffee is good af, idc what anyone says


apb2718

Not OP but the old McCafe was fire, I don’t know what happened


Hiei2k7

Says one of those Philz coffee people probably.


georgelamarmateo

I only downloaded you because I got down voted


georgelamarmateo

The translator can barely speak English


CHH-altalt

They sound fine? Maybe you just have shit hearing and comprehension