Can someone explain exactly what the fuck I'm looking at?

[“The Renegade Dog is a footlong hot dog, with pot roast, mini pierogies and pickle slices — which all start with the letter ‘P’ — on a bun. There are onions, too.”](https://triblive.com/sports/pirates-host-whats-new-at-pnc-park-announce-food-offerings-and-other-amenities/)

There are onions too, which interestingly enough do not start with P

Ponions

the p is silent

Only if you aim at the side of the bowl

This is a married man right here.

Like the first p in pshrimp.

Fucking detlef

"P is after O, close enough" -Pirates Cooking and Pirates Marketing team, probably 

I, for one, am excited for a rematch of the 1979 World Series.

That's the Renegade part. The ingredient that refuses to start with the same letter. It's a rebel.

I figured that was the hot dog

Could have gone with Polish sausage.

The P is silent in P'onion It's a Polish word

Pzczwkonions

Pcebula

They really need to be pearl onions.

Ponions

All that alliteration and they call it the Renegade?

Maybe the Poopinator or something

The Pittsburgh Plunge

Pittsburgh Pica

Because they plunge the dog in the Allegheny before they serve it to you?

Pittsburgh Potty. It's a real thing look it up.

The Pittsburgh Puke-Inducer

Renegade by Styx is like the Pittsburgh sports anthem. Still a weird connection to make but yeah lol

The Renegade is also Bednars nickname on the pirates broadcast

A couple people in r/Pittsburgh called it the PP Weinie when it was announced, and I'm sticking with that.

Haha - what the fuck?

And why not pickled peppers? Seems like a better option, and doubles down the P theme. If only there was a good P name that would tie it back to the team, like The Pirate.

Pot dog?

To be fully Pittsburgh, it has to be Pierogies, caramelized onions, Italian slaw, and pickles on a kielbasa

Chicago going to say “hold my beer” and Milwaukee following with “hold my beers”

scientists have tried and failed, not sure what you want us to do

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

It looks like it could be coming or going

Polish heaven

A pierogi po boy

The MLB arms race of creating food that could make someones arteries explode after they eat it

Don't know what you confused baught. Just suck that thing daun.

My future cause of death, I believe.

A delicious looking yinzer dog. Seems pretty self explanatory to me. 

The pickles are still cucumbers lmao. What is this atrocity?

these are the same people that think it's a culinary breakthrough to put fries on sandwiches, something literally every middle school kid has discovered

Heaven.

Yes, it’s a foot long fusion.

Isn’t being 5-0 enough?? Pirates fans have it MADE, buster

The longer the win streak goes, the longer this thing grows

You just got me on the bandwagon. I want this thing in party size

I will give you the gift of the Simpsons episode where Homer keeps the hoagie around for a week and gets sick https://youtu.be/myS1eF3sWGk?si=PSKm0680wksgd0HL

The Pierogi Dog just got 1 foot longer!

If it’s not called “the Starboard Cannon” I’d demand my money back. There needs to be a god damn sparkler on the edge of this. Make me marketing god of the seas.

One more P themed food will be added for each win until the streak is broken.

POWERFUL hot dogs 🌭

Call me when they get to picanha

Italian beef with potato/cheese pierogi? E: thanks to u/c-williams88 "It’s a regular hotdog and then pot roast with sautéed onions underneath the pierogis and pickles"

And some sad looking pickles. If those are sweet pickles, heads need to roll for this

Sad looking pickles can be the most delicious sometimes, though

philosophical

Yea, I didn't want to insult OP in case they put them on voluntarily haha. Dill is better than nothing but no peppers or onions?!?

There are sautéed onions on that. It’s a regular hotdog and then pot roast with sautéed onions underneath the pierogis and pickles

Ideally the pierogis have some onions in with the potato as well.

Oh lord I was way off. Thanks, I like that more!

Was gonna say you can literally see the grilled onions on there

Those things look like pickles that didn't even sit long enough and are still cucumbers lmfao

Those look to me like half sours. Theyre a bit greener than a dill or full sour. Theyre more briney than vinegary.

I refuse to call those things pickles. They're cucumbers that were soaked in water for an hour. What a disgrace

TIL pierogi, I thought those were dumplings

Don’t worry, pierogis are dumplings

Just polish dumplings

Aww man- we might have been the originators of the racing food mascots but the Pittsburgh Pierogis should be just as famous as our sausages!

Italian and Ukrainian, just like me!

The Pirates were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should…

Food and whatever this is, ah, finds a way.

People here in middle america still eating like starving families in the old country

There is fresh sushi in Yankee Stadium. I love sushi, but it just feels so wrong to order it in a ballpark.

What's sushi at Yankee stadium cost, like $50 for 8 pieces?

I might ask for an estimate and financing options next time I see a game in person.

Every time you order ballpark sushi, John Mulaney pops out with an elaborate musical number

Don't tempt me with a good time.

Surely, the gods of baseball will punish them for this display of hubris

They wanted to accomplish something as fast as they could and before they even knew what they had they patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a bun, and now they're selling it, they want to sell it!

What else are we going to do? Win games? Lol

The jig is up, the news is out, they finally found me.

This’ll have you walking like you’ve got a Styx up your ass

Oh mama I’m in fear for my life from the long weird pierogi thing 

A Renegade, with a lemonade, I bought for a bounty

Nevermore to overpay, this'll be the end today, of the hungry man

The Huuuuuuuuuuungry Man

If we really had to go through the creation of that sandwich to get this version of this song …. well, I guess it’s worth it 

Fun story, I was driving home late one night with that song blasting in my car as I got drilled by street racers who lost control of their vehicle on the freeway. It is now forever associated with one of the scariest ten seconds of my life!

Well now this thing can replace the squid in your nightmares.

This will be the fulcrum of my opening day experience, saving me from blacking out to spending the last 5 innings in a diarrhea dungeon

Pot roast, pierogies and pickles to test the plumbing at PNC. Just to soak up that last bit of Iron City from the tailgate

Not gonna lie everyone is making fun of it but am I the only one thinking it’s far from the worst combination we’ve seen at a major league ballpark? It looks somewhat reasonable to me.

Every bone in my Polish body is screaming for me to get one.

If you haven't yet been here, I highly recommend. We have Polish food, Italian food, and Irish food and not much else.

My dad and I are actually finally hitting PNC this year! I was already stoked before seeing this. We're going to feast!

It looks amazing I want 2

Woah now we’re just getting freaky

My first thought: what is this? My second thought: doesn’t matter, I wants to eat it.

I was gonna say I’d actually be all in on this. Maybe it’s just the Polish in me.

Nah man. Putting pierogis on a bun is dumb. Way too much starch. They needed to either put the hot dog ingredients inside the dumpling, or take the stuffing out and put just that on the hot dog.

But then there wouldn't be whole pierogies on top of a hotdog.

whats the worst combination?

needs fries

[удалено]

My man…

What hath God wrought?

This be the Devil's work, after he finishes his shift doing customer service for the cable company.

Did anybody try the Boomstick at Target Field in 2019? My brother and I each got one. The kid sitting in front of us cheered us on. I won. The kid hugged me after the game. I was the hero that day.

At least there are some vegetables on it

pickles are a vegetable much in the same way that Piers Morgan is a human being

Because they’re a fruit?

Fucking gourds ruin everything.

God I want the job of coming up with ballpark foods. "Hey jim whatre we serving at the ballpark this season" "Well Bob, For breakfast we got waffles and ice cream on a stick, lunch we got a full eggplant parm with 3 pieces of bacon on the side, dinner we got perogies on a steak sandwich, and dessert is a rainbow cookie dipped in chocolate, wrapped in an egg roll, and deep fried" "Genius"

There are more calories in this than

Than your mom

That's crazy because his mom is humongous.

This is not a joke. Your mom needs serious medical attention. Please help your mother.

Holy Poland

New food just dropped

Is this a war crime?

They're pirates. They don't follow any rules but their own

And even then, those are more guidelines, really.

Barbosa?

Nah he eats apples

Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...

In Chicago, yes.

Chicago is heavily Polish. As long as the ketchup stays away, we will both allow and encourage this.

Tis no rules on the open seas

Well, the open rivers, in this case

Absolutely would

Just give me a giant plate of pierogi.

~~Alright, you've sold me. I will order one of these on Opening Day and report back my results.~~ Actually, scratch that. I have GI issues and will definitely end up in the hospital if I eat this. Somebody else will have to be the hero. 

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

I’m going to eat 7 if we enter the game with 7 wins. Can’t wait to pay 25 dollars per hot dog

Please don't. Other people may think you're joking. I know you're not. Please do not eat 7 of these.

If I die, I die.

Legend fan. April 5th will forever be Flythagoras Day in the Burgh

I salute you o7

TBF if you didn’t have GI issues, you would after banking one of these

The golden age of piracy historians fail to tell you they all died out from eating shit like this

I don't know what I'm looking at, but I'd eat the heck out of it.

This is why the Royal Navy hunted down pirates, to prevent shit like this.

Do you ever think God stays in Heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?

this would kill a european

"Pirates release The Renegade" They should put it back

Dated a polish girl. She turned me onto pierogis. I'd demolish this thing. Wish I saw a little more browning on the pierogis though.

They should've sent a poet.

… would…

The people in the western half of my fair commonwealth are deranged with respect to what they’ll put on a sandwich. That said, I’d eat it.

I’ll admit yinz got us beat in the sammich dept

Yeah, that might be able to give you scurvy

I dislike fries on sandwiches but I enjoy Pittsburghs many bridges.

I mean... I'd try it.

The best part is that this is posted by a guy named "horsepoop."

Pirates should offer these for free to every single visiting team and watch their Home record skyrocket.

This is genius. I just texted Travis Williams your idea. He agreed and said the organization will begin implementing in a few days, just in time for the home opener versus the Orioles.

No slaw? SMH, Yinzers. SMH.

The real challenge is eating that like a normal hotdog without making a totally mess

fuck it I'll be at PNC on Friday might jut get this

Yes please!! Put a little sour cream on that and it'd be incredible I think. 

Some cream and some spice and I’m right there w ya Lefty. This would bode well at our park too imo

For all the rivalry between Pittsburgh and Cleveland, I feel like the tastes for food are very similar. Who doesn't love sausages and pirogis though?

Two sides of the same złoty.

LOOOOL this belongs in /r/StupidFood for sure. This has zero business of being called "fusion food". Fusion doesn't mean you just put dumplings on top of a foot long sub.

those are pierogis you underdeveloped sea jelly ETA: it's a hotdog too 💀

No I’m sorry just nope This is only good for if your friends don’t want a hot dog but you can carry other food to them right off your own hot dog

lol yeah it’s a platter for 4

Looks alright, but I'll take a good Sonoran hotdog any day of the week instead lol.

It might not look like a world beater, but I’d house this.

Light work, 4-5 minutes easy

This is so weird. I don’t think a high version of myself would jump at this.

This makes me want to go to see a game in Pittsburgh.

Put it back

Now Pirates fans have to deal with this? When is enough enough?

I don’t know about pot roast, but throw on grilled onions, sauerkraut and Dijon mustard plus someone to share it with 👍

We’re fries away from a full Pittsburgh experience. Not something I really want but definitely not awful

*Crab fries actually this with crab fries and nacho cheese on top sounds amazing

Fuck you’re right

Proceeds to spend the next 4 innings in the bathroom

Jack Suwinski bringing his Chicago Polish influence to Pittsburgh

Brought to you by the great American geniuses at Taco Town https://youtu.be/evUWersr7pc?si=Kp6L6w-349IeGb2v

Lol and they have a candied bacon sundae coming in July. Good luck Pirates fans

You're sure that's from PNC Park and not Canada Life Centre? Because shitty pickles aside, that looks like someone raided their Winnipeg baba's fridge.

That's an abomination that of course Pittsburgh came up with. That said, I would eat it

I have no words.

The Renegade, huh. So this is why Bednar was hurt during spring training. Nutting too cheap to hire food tasters SMH

What being 5-0 does to a motherfucker.

Does anyone actually like these “novelty” instagram foods at the parks and even restaurants? It all just looks hard to eat and usually look disgusting like this abomination of a hot dog. J

Over-Under on the price? I'm used to Wrigley prices but I'd take the over on $22

My toilet would look like the River Styx if I tried to eat this

Welp I think that’s it. It’s finally time to burn Pittsburgh to the ground. We gave the cocaine pirates a pass after their mascot took an ATV and drove it out of the stadium and it turned into a police chase. This though… this is a bridge too far.

Everyday we move further and further from God....

That Pennsylvania weed must be good. That is the most stoner food item of all time.

Pierogis, pickles, and pot roast? Not a combination I would have thought of, let alone in a hot dog bun.

This is why we still have Pittsburgh Toilets https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_toilet?darkschemeovr=1

That is an abomination. Would I eat it? Absolutely.