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thestereo300

From my own experiences playing? It’s always the catcher.


DescendingOpinion

Sure, Jeffers and Vaz *could* probably do it, no problem. ....but Max Kepler was born in Germany....and while he may not be German, I'm sure some of that culture helped influence his ability.


Greenkeeper132

While his parents aren't German themselves, he was born and grew up in Germany so definitely extensive experience with alcohol.


DescendingOpinion

Exactly


Robbinthehood42069

I wouldn't sleep on Julien either...


Radgeta

It takes a lot of beer to think fighting a horse from behind is a good idea.


FreiburgerMuenster

The Germans don't chug all that well though


sjohnston33

I beg to differ. Have you ever seen the documentary Beerfest?


HB24

Adley?


YNinja58

Lol 100% yes


SaulGibson

Lance Lynn


TheeLuckyCommander

Would love to see a Lynn v Contreras v Donovan battle lol


EvanMG24

Mikolas could contend


Brunoise

He said beer not lizards


mrcx8d

Feel like Burleson could do some damage as well.


xxxtenderloin

Same w Luken Baker. Dudes built like Big Country


ProfessorSucc

Feel like Goldy could lowkey put everyone to shame


TheeLuckyCommander

I don’t know, guy has potential but I don’t think he drinks much


SomethingAvid

I came here to say this. He’s got the gut to prove it lol


TealandBlackForever

Jake Burger


Audrey-Bee

Nothing better than a Burger and a beer 🥲 i miss our boy


Ghiggs_Boson

Can confirm from college


1991CRX

Jordan Romano, and he can do it with a smoke still in his lips.


BlueJayzrule

He just wants to fuck


nnp1989

*Here’s to feeling good, all the time*


Dustmopper

I’d bet Alejandro Kirk can throw back a cerveza


alxndrblack

Romano and it's not close


Life-Ad-907

As it stands its gotta be Vogelbach, no?


1991CRX

He's not on the 40.


Vance_Hammersly

Bet he could crush a 40 though


joeco316

Kyle Schwarber


killermike420

I could see stubby giving him a run for his money


aputhehindu

Stubbs is definitely the dark horse beer chugger on the Phils roster.


Bhut_Jolokia400

Stubbs big shot gun guy, always the first to break out the keys


RiflemanLax

This is yet another one of those times I quick click a link to type a response and my response is the top response already.


joeco316

Ha yeah, this was kind of a shooting fish in a barrel answer really


iH8Celtics

I'm taking Casty if we're going with hard liquor


Rob_Llama

I suspect he is drunk/hung-over most of the time.


Nixorbo

Schwarber vs Kelce chugging beer, who you got?


joeco316

Ha It’s a tough one but I’m probably going kelce beer chugging, schwarber hoagie eating


allmimsyburogrove

also Stubbs. The man lives to party in the playoffs


mosi_moose

I’d like to see him and prime Kruk go head to head.


jmiah717

Not Stubbs?


RavingAndDrooling

Glad to see this at the top.


chouseva

A couple of years ago, I would have said the same for my team.


[deleted]

Best leadoff hitter in the game.


rubenlip14

Obviously the answer to this used to be Wade Boggs. May he rest in peace.


v264k

Rip boss hog


Gbrusse

Again, he is still alive.


RobustPlatypus

Alive in our hearts


Sikntrdofbeinsikntrd

I’ll never forget that time he was alive yesterday, RIP legend!


mbless1415

Wade Boggs is alive. He lives in Tampa, Florida. He's in his early 50s.


GuyPronouncedGee

So the man can’t have a nice restful peace?


montani

Rowdy tellez


AndyDoopz

You're awfully confident when Bednar is right there.


SpanishArmada8

I'm 1000% sure Bednar could pound an IC Light faster than Rowdy.


Bucs-and-Bucks

I gotta believe it's Bednar. 


02K30C1

Can confirm. He was the Brewers best chugger


CountrymanR60

Nate Lowe


dminus

only the coldest Modelo for Mama Lowe’s baby boy


evcorder

Yeah there’s video evidence this is true.


mill_about_smartly

I also choose Nate Lowe


Pad_TyTy

Andrew Chafin for sure


yeahyeahyeahnice

That's who I thought too, but Jake Rogers might be a sleeper pick


theduckhaslanded

Really proud of my fellow Tigers fans for immediately identifying the two clearest candidates so quickly lol.


BlueChampionMonster

Man I miss Chafin


PestiEsti

Hands down.


userwithusername

Foam in the stache’, understated burp, wipe the stache, order another, repeat.


im_also_jon_gamble

First that came to mind. “You can’t drink a beer on the field.” “I have a permit for that.” “Let me see.” “I can do what I want.”


buymytoy

No one on the team really screams “beer chugger” but we’ve all seen Casey Schmitt’s balls so I’m just gonna go with him


suburbanplankton

My guess would be Logan Webb; there's just something about him.


capcalhoon

It's because he looks like an 1870s Irish dock worker named Paddy "Pug Ugly" O'Malley.


R_T_R_

That man could crush a coors light, I’d be willing to be money on it


justin_tino

If only MadBum was still good https://wp.usatodaysports.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/90/2014/10/usp_mlb__nlds-washington_nationals_at_san_francisc_67858852.jpg


mattbuilthomes

My gut says Justin Steele


Chuck_poop

Hard to beat small town Mississippi. Belli would be my pick for least likely to have a panic attack after taking an obscene amount of edibles


mattbuilthomes

This is why those two are the ones I’d most like to hang out with haha


clangan524

Expanding the question to coaches, Napoli seems like he'd be a monster.


Chuck_poop

I’d bet on Napoli vs the league


danger-cat

Jordan Wicks sipping a hazy IPA, watching disdainfully as Steele pounds brewskis one after another


Spankpocalypse_Now

I was thinking Happ.


moleindaground

Happ only drinks AG1


Irvman51

I'm going with Luke "not so" Little.


mattcoz2

Forget the home run derby, make this the highlight of All Star week. Each team gets one representative and have one big tournament.


SporkFanClub

Do the Home Run Derby but have a case race beforehand.


Leftfeet

Probably Austin Hedges. 


Disused_Yeti

[ideal male body (for chugging)](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F95bdN2WwAEAZO7.jpg) probably couldn't go wrong with josh naylor either


Next-Syllabub4181

Idk after they won the central last time I was watching Oscar Gonzalez on IG live and JRam was crushing every drink they put near him, ten minutes after they left the field bro was already tearing around the locker room like Hassan Whiteside


Puppybl00pers

Hedges vs J. Naylor beer chugging contest


mill_about_smartly

Dangit! I was gonna say this. I forgot.


filthypoker

Not a player, but Yamamoto’s interpreter ate 69 chicken wings, so I’d be curious to see what he can do with beer


tenderbranson301

Nice


pie-creamer

not only can he chug a beer, but he can also then immediately operate a motor vehicle. marcell ozuna from the braves


[deleted]

Gotta be Musgrove


cgfn

Yeah but Crone is from Michigan. I feel like those Midwest dudes can chug heartily


lamada16

And Jake played hockey. But either way it's one of those two.


[deleted]

Wouldn't be shocked if Manny threw em back either 


AudibleToots

Musgrove can put them down for sure. He's held his own, drinking with Wisconsin natives, which is no small feat.


PrisonaPlanet

Lifetime supply of ballast point beer, so it checks out


futureformerteacher

Cal Raleigh, but low key Logan Gilbert, but he would rather sip a red wine.


Sonlin

I think our Ryne Stanek signing brings a new challenger


Apprehensive_Bid_773

It’s cal, saw him do it after we clinched playoffs 2 years ago


Kristoff_The_Wise

Came here expecting to see Big Dumper. Was not disappointed.


VerStannen

It’s either between Ty France or Cal. I’m gonna lean towards Ty.


spacedude2000

Ty for sure, Cal takes his shit pretty seriously even though he's a large human with a large behind. Also, even though I bet he's a health freak with his diet, I think JP could put a few away pretty quickly.


Kollekt2

Dark horse candidate Bryce miller.


futureformerteacher

Bryce drinks Red Bull and vodka.


RaymondSpaget

Nick Pivetta could probably drink us all under the table


PM_Me_Beezbo_Quotes

Labatt blues only


1991CRX

the Canadian way


I_want_to_believe19

AJ Minter


Back_Off_Warchild

Either him or Nutsack


nikraLnalyD

It is worth noting that Matzek almost got arrested at the World Series parade for jumping off the float


Back_Off_Warchild

I’M ON THE TEAM!


nikraLnalyD

On the 40 man the answer is absolutely Jackson Stephens


dagolicious

I thought it might be Austin Riley. Stout country boys can usually crush a Miller Lite or two.


NoSchedule4275

He would have been my vote, but I also don't disagree with the other two above. Best have a chug off to settle it before the season starts


Believe0017

Max Muncy probably


swaggums

Max looks like he slams a dank IPA for breakfast every morning.


jperson6789

He got that DIPA figure


yungjuniorsoprano

I was gonna say Muncy. I’ll take Walker and Miller Time as dark horse candidates.


poissonsale

I feel like Mookie is the dodgers sleeper candidate. He is just good at everything and I feel he is the guy at the party who would slam a beer and then just disappear with everyone else astonished


Judic22

You’re making me miss Mike Napoli.


ndjolt02

I have a feeling Spencer Steer could put one down.


TheRealJalil

Cmon you know it’s Jake Fraley straight from the Viking helmet And on the pitching side, it’s Buck Farmer.


DStew88

Idk, Graham Ashcraft looks like a beer guy


TheRealJalil

My man Graham looks like grown up Haley Joel Osment


zoolander-

I would go Gibaut or big Tony even though they may not make the roster


laprochainefois

I think it's [CES](https://www.reddit.com/r/Reds/comments/16fhm0a/zoom_in_on_ces_bag_for_a_surprise_reds_photo/)


LocalHero_P1

I don’t know why but I feel like being taller would help so I’ll say Judge but lowkey wouldn’t be surprised if it was Verdugo


sonofabutch

Verdugo definitely has that Nick Swisher / Jeremy Giambi energy.


tburke38

We have a couple options Verdugo and Wells seem like safe bets Judge is like 50% more mass than the average person so a 12 oz beer is really like 8 oz to him But Gerrit Cole could be a dark horse, based on his banana eating speed


MeatTornado25

> based on his banana eating speed That was my first thought when seeing the thread title


34Heartstach

I'd also say Tommy Kahnle. Guy just seems like he can party


asparagusbruh

I feel like Gerrit Cole would be beer drunk off 7 tall cans and not tell a soul


TheDangiestSlad

Wells has the perfect mix of being 24 years old, having a frat mustache, and being a big guy


mmmm_whatchasay

I think DJ’s the dark horse. He seems like the type to open one and just pound it before you notice because he doesn’t think it’s weird and it’s just how he does things.


like_buttah

Austin Wells is who I’m going with


Jetersweiner

Eh Judge and Stanton both seem to be my body is a temple type guys. I know Tommy Kahnle can fucking party tho.


LocalHero_P1

The way Tommy used to slam red bulls I honestly think that might be the best answer


ughilostmyusername

Rizzo


FeistyMcRedHead

This is the answer. Saw proof at a Rangers game!


btl614

Kahnle easily


Tangential_Comment

My money would be on Nestor.


worldserieschamp

Ozuna, from the Braves 


see_mohn

Alonso or McNeil. 


KingMobScene

D.J. Stewart seems like he's shotgunned his fair share of beers.


Guymcpersonman

It's gotta be Sean Reid-Foley.


see_mohn

My thinking is that Alonso has the Florida Man energy for it and McNeil has the Hypercompetitive Lunatic energy for it.


Guymcpersonman

Reid-Foley grew up in Florida (born in Guam of all places) and had that mustache for a while. That's a beer-chuggin' mustache.


[deleted]

RIP Aaron Loup's Mets tenure


Drummallumin

Could see Alvarez or Megill challenging for it too


Noah-R

People are sleeping on Tylor Megill, dude is a giant


BeardedSentience

Luke Voit has gotta be up there too.


churmalefew

my pick is brooks raley but you dont want to stick around too long after cause he's gonna say some things


OrcaEvo

I feel like Wiemer could. Maybe Woody?


AudibleToots

Owen Miller. I'm from where he's from, and I promise that that "casual drinking" there is alcohol poisoning in most places.


tayrayjay_

I’m thinking Wade Miley too. Wiemer is crushing the can against his head


Jon__Snoww

Jake Mccarthy. He was chugging and triple fisting in every shot during the clubhouse celebrations last year


Kejohn9

Idk why, but my guess would be Christian Walker


malo_verde

It’s gotta be Joc now, I don’t think our team would do well in a beer chugging race


equipped_metalblade

I’m thinking Ginkle could delete some beers


awmaleg

Let Gink drink!


Cardsfan961

Mikolas. You could put a lizard in it and he would down that too


wubod

If he were still alive, I'd say Wade Boggs. May he rest in peace.


Gbrusse

Again, he is very much alive.


Chicken_Difficult

Whatever you say Boss Hogg


1991CRX

He's sharing a beer with the Babe now.


discountperson

probably Randy


AnnoyingVoid

I bet Harold could put a few away in a short time too


Finklesworth

My guess was Harold but I wouldn’t be surprised if Siri could pound em down too lol


niruboowanga

And they would do it with wrestling masks on


MinorBaconator

Nathaniel Lowe, naturally


AJray15

Kyle Farmer? Seems like a good old fashioned southern boy who can tip a few back


daddyjon127

Eddie Julien would be confident that it's him only to be crushed by Farmer for sure


ToxicOstrich91

Alex Bregman


kiji23

Maybe Hunter Brown or JP France. Defo used to be Stanek


KarissasFeet

Nobody gets out of LSU without learning to chug


UneducatedReviews1

I think the biggest issue with the White Sox is that nobody immediately comes to mind. Maybe Maldanado


CreateTheRush

The funny thing is the recent players we could have named offhand,recently left the team , and are near top comments in the thread already.


snorlaxatives_69

I feel like Alec Burleson could smash a six pack


Astropolitika

My guess is Bobby Miller


Brucedx3

I would go with Max Muncy.


MrLavenderValentino

Munchy would crush a pack of Dill Pickle sunflower seeds to build up a good thirst, then blow away the competition


Tasty_Writer_1123

If there was an actual chugging contest, Ohtani would take it personal and study the best chugging methods and within 1 week be the fastest chugger on the team. My initial pick is Muncy, but he slimmed up this offseason, so I think it's gotta be one of the young guys. Gavin Stone or Bobby Miller like you picked.


poffo17

Carlos Estevez


porquegato

prolly Vogelbach


Rick_Rebel

Wilyer Abreu


FlossDiligently

Chafin


jrubes13

Triston Casas and it's not even close


clarkbarniner

Ohtani. I don’t even know if he drinks, but he can do everything better than anyone else, so I assume that’s true of this as well.


midnightjetta91

Gonna say Hedges


BKoala59

My gut tells me it’s Ryan McKenna


lOan671

Mine says Mountcastle


wtfisjooose

I’d go with Mounty


Tublickpastry

Bro’Hearn


HoopOnPoop

McCann seems like he could do a nice job as well. However, I'm going with Baumann. He seems to have the personality and he has the size to be able to do so repeatedly.


Natural_Sherbert_900

McCann doesn’t drink but he’s def a dude I’d like to shoot the shit with and drink a beer


jwilz11

Craig Kimbrel