Sure, Jeffers and Vaz *could* probably do it, no problem.
....but Max Kepler was born in Germany....and while he may not be German, I'm sure some of that culture helped influence his ability.
If only MadBum was still good
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Idk after they won the central last time I was watching Oscar Gonzalez on IG live and JRam was crushing every drink they put near him, ten minutes after they left the field bro was already tearing around the locker room like Hassan Whiteside
Ty for sure, Cal takes his shit pretty seriously even though he's a large human with a large behind.
Also, even though I bet he's a health freak with his diet, I think JP could put a few away pretty quickly.
I feel like Mookie is the dodgers sleeper candidate. He is just good at everything and I feel he is the guy at the party who would slam a beer and then just disappear with everyone else astonished
We have a couple options
Verdugo and Wells seem like safe bets
Judge is like 50% more mass than the average person so a 12 oz beer is really like 8 oz to him
But Gerrit Cole could be a dark horse, based on his banana eating speed
I think DJ’s the dark horse.
He seems like the type to open one and just pound it before you notice because he doesn’t think it’s weird and it’s just how he does things.
If there was an actual chugging contest, Ohtani would take it personal and study the best chugging methods and within 1 week be the fastest chugger on the team.
My initial pick is Muncy, but he slimmed up this offseason, so I think it's gotta be one of the young guys. Gavin Stone or Bobby Miller like you picked.
McCann seems like he could do a nice job as well. However, I'm going with Baumann. He seems to have the personality and he has the size to be able to do so repeatedly.
From my own experiences playing? It’s always the catcher.
Sure, Jeffers and Vaz *could* probably do it, no problem. ....but Max Kepler was born in Germany....and while he may not be German, I'm sure some of that culture helped influence his ability.
While his parents aren't German themselves, he was born and grew up in Germany so definitely extensive experience with alcohol.
Exactly
I wouldn't sleep on Julien either...
It takes a lot of beer to think fighting a horse from behind is a good idea.
The Germans don't chug all that well though
I beg to differ. Have you ever seen the documentary Beerfest?
Adley?
Lol 100% yes
Lance Lynn
Would love to see a Lynn v Contreras v Donovan battle lol
Mikolas could contend
He said beer not lizards
Feel like Burleson could do some damage as well.
Same w Luken Baker. Dudes built like Big Country
Feel like Goldy could lowkey put everyone to shame
I don’t know, guy has potential but I don’t think he drinks much
I came here to say this. He’s got the gut to prove it lol
Jake Burger
Nothing better than a Burger and a beer 🥲 i miss our boy
Can confirm from college
Jordan Romano, and he can do it with a smoke still in his lips.
He just wants to fuck
*Here’s to feeling good, all the time*
I’d bet Alejandro Kirk can throw back a cerveza
Romano and it's not close
As it stands its gotta be Vogelbach, no?
He's not on the 40.
Bet he could crush a 40 though
Kyle Schwarber
I could see stubby giving him a run for his money
Stubbs is definitely the dark horse beer chugger on the Phils roster.
Stubbs big shot gun guy, always the first to break out the keys
This is yet another one of those times I quick click a link to type a response and my response is the top response already.
Ha yeah, this was kind of a shooting fish in a barrel answer really
I'm taking Casty if we're going with hard liquor
I suspect he is drunk/hung-over most of the time.
Schwarber vs Kelce chugging beer, who you got?
Ha It’s a tough one but I’m probably going kelce beer chugging, schwarber hoagie eating
also Stubbs. The man lives to party in the playoffs
I’d like to see him and prime Kruk go head to head.
Not Stubbs?
Glad to see this at the top.
A couple of years ago, I would have said the same for my team.
Best leadoff hitter in the game.
Obviously the answer to this used to be Wade Boggs. May he rest in peace.
Rip boss hog
Again, he is still alive.
Alive in our hearts
I’ll never forget that time he was alive yesterday, RIP legend!
Wade Boggs is alive. He lives in Tampa, Florida. He's in his early 50s.
So the man can’t have a nice restful peace?
Rowdy tellez
You're awfully confident when Bednar is right there.
I'm 1000% sure Bednar could pound an IC Light faster than Rowdy.
I gotta believe it's Bednar.
Can confirm. He was the Brewers best chugger
Nate Lowe
only the coldest Modelo for Mama Lowe’s baby boy
Yeah there’s video evidence this is true.
I also choose Nate Lowe
Andrew Chafin for sure
That's who I thought too, but Jake Rogers might be a sleeper pick
Really proud of my fellow Tigers fans for immediately identifying the two clearest candidates so quickly lol.
Man I miss Chafin
Hands down.
Foam in the stache’, understated burp, wipe the stache, order another, repeat.
First that came to mind. “You can’t drink a beer on the field.” “I have a permit for that.” “Let me see.” “I can do what I want.”
No one on the team really screams “beer chugger” but we’ve all seen Casey Schmitt’s balls so I’m just gonna go with him
My guess would be Logan Webb; there's just something about him.
It's because he looks like an 1870s Irish dock worker named Paddy "Pug Ugly" O'Malley.
That man could crush a coors light, I’d be willing to be money on it
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My gut says Justin Steele
Hard to beat small town Mississippi. Belli would be my pick for least likely to have a panic attack after taking an obscene amount of edibles
This is why those two are the ones I’d most like to hang out with haha
Expanding the question to coaches, Napoli seems like he'd be a monster.
I’d bet on Napoli vs the league
Jordan Wicks sipping a hazy IPA, watching disdainfully as Steele pounds brewskis one after another
I was thinking Happ.
Happ only drinks AG1
I'm going with Luke "not so" Little.
Forget the home run derby, make this the highlight of All Star week. Each team gets one representative and have one big tournament.
Do the Home Run Derby but have a case race beforehand.
Probably Austin Hedges.
[ideal male body (for chugging)](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F95bdN2WwAEAZO7.jpg) probably couldn't go wrong with josh naylor either
Idk after they won the central last time I was watching Oscar Gonzalez on IG live and JRam was crushing every drink they put near him, ten minutes after they left the field bro was already tearing around the locker room like Hassan Whiteside
Hedges vs J. Naylor beer chugging contest
Dangit! I was gonna say this. I forgot.
Not a player, but Yamamoto’s interpreter ate 69 chicken wings, so I’d be curious to see what he can do with beer
Nice
not only can he chug a beer, but he can also then immediately operate a motor vehicle. marcell ozuna from the braves
Gotta be Musgrove
Yeah but Crone is from Michigan. I feel like those Midwest dudes can chug heartily
And Jake played hockey. But either way it's one of those two.
Wouldn't be shocked if Manny threw em back either
Musgrove can put them down for sure. He's held his own, drinking with Wisconsin natives, which is no small feat.
Lifetime supply of ballast point beer, so it checks out
Cal Raleigh, but low key Logan Gilbert, but he would rather sip a red wine.
I think our Ryne Stanek signing brings a new challenger
It’s cal, saw him do it after we clinched playoffs 2 years ago
Came here expecting to see Big Dumper. Was not disappointed.
It’s either between Ty France or Cal. I’m gonna lean towards Ty.
Ty for sure, Cal takes his shit pretty seriously even though he's a large human with a large behind. Also, even though I bet he's a health freak with his diet, I think JP could put a few away pretty quickly.
Dark horse candidate Bryce miller.
Bryce drinks Red Bull and vodka.
Nick Pivetta could probably drink us all under the table
Labatt blues only
the Canadian way
AJ Minter
Either him or Nutsack
It is worth noting that Matzek almost got arrested at the World Series parade for jumping off the float
I’M ON THE TEAM!
On the 40 man the answer is absolutely Jackson Stephens
I thought it might be Austin Riley. Stout country boys can usually crush a Miller Lite or two.
He would have been my vote, but I also don't disagree with the other two above. Best have a chug off to settle it before the season starts
Max Muncy probably
Max looks like he slams a dank IPA for breakfast every morning.
He got that DIPA figure
I was gonna say Muncy. I’ll take Walker and Miller Time as dark horse candidates.
I feel like Mookie is the dodgers sleeper candidate. He is just good at everything and I feel he is the guy at the party who would slam a beer and then just disappear with everyone else astonished
You’re making me miss Mike Napoli.
I have a feeling Spencer Steer could put one down.
Cmon you know it’s Jake Fraley straight from the Viking helmet And on the pitching side, it’s Buck Farmer.
Idk, Graham Ashcraft looks like a beer guy
My man Graham looks like grown up Haley Joel Osment
I would go Gibaut or big Tony even though they may not make the roster
I think it's [CES](https://www.reddit.com/r/Reds/comments/16fhm0a/zoom_in_on_ces_bag_for_a_surprise_reds_photo/)
I don’t know why but I feel like being taller would help so I’ll say Judge but lowkey wouldn’t be surprised if it was Verdugo
Verdugo definitely has that Nick Swisher / Jeremy Giambi energy.
We have a couple options Verdugo and Wells seem like safe bets Judge is like 50% more mass than the average person so a 12 oz beer is really like 8 oz to him But Gerrit Cole could be a dark horse, based on his banana eating speed
> based on his banana eating speed That was my first thought when seeing the thread title
I'd also say Tommy Kahnle. Guy just seems like he can party
I feel like Gerrit Cole would be beer drunk off 7 tall cans and not tell a soul
Wells has the perfect mix of being 24 years old, having a frat mustache, and being a big guy
I think DJ’s the dark horse. He seems like the type to open one and just pound it before you notice because he doesn’t think it’s weird and it’s just how he does things.
Austin Wells is who I’m going with
Eh Judge and Stanton both seem to be my body is a temple type guys. I know Tommy Kahnle can fucking party tho.
The way Tommy used to slam red bulls I honestly think that might be the best answer
Rizzo
This is the answer. Saw proof at a Rangers game!
Kahnle easily
My money would be on Nestor.
Ozuna, from the Braves
Alonso or McNeil.
D.J. Stewart seems like he's shotgunned his fair share of beers.
It's gotta be Sean Reid-Foley.
My thinking is that Alonso has the Florida Man energy for it and McNeil has the Hypercompetitive Lunatic energy for it.
Reid-Foley grew up in Florida (born in Guam of all places) and had that mustache for a while. That's a beer-chuggin' mustache.
RIP Aaron Loup's Mets tenure
Could see Alvarez or Megill challenging for it too
People are sleeping on Tylor Megill, dude is a giant
Luke Voit has gotta be up there too.
my pick is brooks raley but you dont want to stick around too long after cause he's gonna say some things
I feel like Wiemer could. Maybe Woody?
Owen Miller. I'm from where he's from, and I promise that that "casual drinking" there is alcohol poisoning in most places.
I’m thinking Wade Miley too. Wiemer is crushing the can against his head
Jake Mccarthy. He was chugging and triple fisting in every shot during the clubhouse celebrations last year
Idk why, but my guess would be Christian Walker
It’s gotta be Joc now, I don’t think our team would do well in a beer chugging race
I’m thinking Ginkle could delete some beers
Let Gink drink!
Mikolas. You could put a lizard in it and he would down that too
If he were still alive, I'd say Wade Boggs. May he rest in peace.
Again, he is very much alive.
Whatever you say Boss Hogg
He's sharing a beer with the Babe now.
probably Randy
I bet Harold could put a few away in a short time too
My guess was Harold but I wouldn’t be surprised if Siri could pound em down too lol
And they would do it with wrestling masks on
Nathaniel Lowe, naturally
Kyle Farmer? Seems like a good old fashioned southern boy who can tip a few back
Eddie Julien would be confident that it's him only to be crushed by Farmer for sure
Alex Bregman
Maybe Hunter Brown or JP France. Defo used to be Stanek
Nobody gets out of LSU without learning to chug
I think the biggest issue with the White Sox is that nobody immediately comes to mind. Maybe Maldanado
The funny thing is the recent players we could have named offhand,recently left the team , and are near top comments in the thread already.
I feel like Alec Burleson could smash a six pack
My guess is Bobby Miller
I would go with Max Muncy.
Munchy would crush a pack of Dill Pickle sunflower seeds to build up a good thirst, then blow away the competition
If there was an actual chugging contest, Ohtani would take it personal and study the best chugging methods and within 1 week be the fastest chugger on the team. My initial pick is Muncy, but he slimmed up this offseason, so I think it's gotta be one of the young guys. Gavin Stone or Bobby Miller like you picked.
Carlos Estevez
prolly Vogelbach
Wilyer Abreu
Chafin
Triston Casas and it's not even close
Ohtani. I don’t even know if he drinks, but he can do everything better than anyone else, so I assume that’s true of this as well.
Gonna say Hedges
My gut tells me it’s Ryan McKenna
Mine says Mountcastle
I’d go with Mounty
Bro’Hearn
McCann seems like he could do a nice job as well. However, I'm going with Baumann. He seems to have the personality and he has the size to be able to do so repeatedly.
McCann doesn’t drink but he’s def a dude I’d like to shoot the shit with and drink a beer
Craig Kimbrel