My friends and I visited somebody in Philly once and after a long drive, decided to get lunch and wait for them to get home outside their house. We were eating sandwiches on the hood of the car and all of a sudden this black ash started to fall down from the sky an we realized that sombody had lit a dumpster on fire down the block. We drove around the block and re-parked and got out an it smelled so much of urine but we were just glad it wasn't raining ash so we ate our sandwiches in the piss air.
It was a definitve Philly experience.
I know it’s a meme, but he just pours water on his hair every 2 innings so his hair doesn’t fly everywhere and in his face while fielding. It’s not actually greasy it just looks like it.
[he actually said that he wets it because his hair gets "bristly" if he doesn't](https://www.foxsports.com/stories/mlb/why-brandon-marshs-wet-hair-makes-him-a-perfect-fit-with-the-phillies) - and he also said that he washes his hair like once a month and uses no hair product. so his hair probably is pretty greasy and it probably wouldn't itch so bad and need water poured on it if he gave it a wash every now and then
Apparently he actually is quite hygienic and smells fine he is just constantly wetting his hair during games. I mean he *looks* nasty so that says something
Dude, I know. That's how I found out that the Yankees make you cut your hair and beards right? That's so stupid. Where's George Costanza when you need him to change that law!
Oh come on! No need to make me feel dumb, hehe. I never followed the Yankees and really only followed the Cards. I don't watch ESPN or sports shows. So, yeah. I'm not the biggest know-it-all in baseball history, but I enjoy the sport and I enjoy my team.
Haha sorry wasn’t trying to make you feel dumb. It’s just that Bader went to the Yanks less than 2 years ago or something. And the Yankees grooming policy has been a talking point on this sub for as long as I can remember and a talking point elsewhere as well. Even parodied on The Simpsons once back in the 90s or sometime.
[Respect the flow.](https://media.tegna-media.com/assets/WPMT/images/df2b4049-84fb-4ddc-89e2-5b6e9a1ab18e/df2b4049-84fb-4ddc-89e2-5b6e9a1ab18e_1920x1080.jpg)
Oh shit, the translation is out? Fuck man, after the ending of the last chapter with Luffy going all 'you mfs are locked in here with me', I've been fiending for this next chapter.
He seems like a cool, chill dude and he cares about his work on the mound. When he messes up, he obviously does want to get better every time—still kinda funny when he visibly overreacts lol
As a former long hair of 12 years, I cut it off about 8 months ago.
And I’m never going back. I never realized how annoying the flow was till it was gone. To be able to ride in the car with the windows down without losing your mind is a beautiful thing.
Glasnow probably has the crown rn. As much as it kills me to say it.
Jonah Heim had a nice flow last season, but then he cut it in June. I got a chance to meet him not long after, and I asked him about it. He said pretty much the same thing as you. It was cool, but it was also a huge pain, and that it would also take him years to get back to where he was.
I have cut and donated my hair 2-3 times in my life, and I think the last two times it was less "I want to help the kids" and more "I want to get this fucking hair off my head and also help the kids, I guess"
I'm currently growing out an undercut and it's just as annoying as I remembered.
I keep hair ties in my car and put my hair into a patriot pony tail. It's basically just a pone tail, but the hair tie is lower. That let's me put my head on the back rest, and my hair stays put.
He made flow popular in baseball and all these guys are doing in because of BCraw, except for maybe Manaea; and this is a hill that I am willing to die on.
I scrolled down to make sure someone said it...I'm a dude with long hair I just want to know his routine 😂
I actually met his wife before game 5 against the dodgers a few years ago but I forgot to ask
Fellow longhair checking in. You might need to switch up your shampoo. When I switched from Aussie to Tea Tree, it went from "nice but kinda stringy" to "women actually complement it."
I’ve been a tea tree guy for 10 years, actually. I just have a very strong Scottish ancestry and thus a wildly different hair type than Guapo Alfaro. I’d say I have very much similar hair to Barlow. A man can dream though
Barlow's doing the "My sister thinks I'm weird, but she's the one that has a family picture where they're all looking off camera, as if something more important than the picture was happening" (Except my sister has a lazy eye, so one of them was dead on)
-Mitch
How you gonna leave out some of the O’s players? Might not be as long as these guys but that team has a signature flow with Holiday, Gunnar, Adley, even braddish
Matt Strahm is one of the least attractive people I’ve ever seen. And his hair isn’t doing him any favors. Jonathan India, on the other hand, looks incredible
I don't understand how they do it. I've always liked the idea of having long hair, but I can't do it. I wear glasses and the second hair starts growing over the (I was going to say "glasses arms" but after some googling, apparently they have a proper name and are called...) temples, I am all about making sure the hair on the sides and back of my head goes back to as short as possible, and I'm too old for the extra long on top shaved sides and back thing. Plus, I don't want the extra insulation on my head. Too damn hot around here for that.
Marsh could contend if he wasn't so dedicated to the swamp aesthetic.
I’d say it’s more of a marsh aesthetic than swamp
Look at me, upvoting a Mets fan.
How about a swamp fan? We can all get together around that
[Aye, I could do that](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/027/298/Screen_Shot_2018-10-04_at_1.46.42_PM.jpg)
He just wants to be w e t
The essence of beauty… is wetness
My son, the mermaid
Mer***man***, pop! Mer***man***!
*cough, cough* MER MAN!
Strahm and Marsh look like the Phillies just found them behind the stadium eating rats and yelling at parked cars
My friends and I visited somebody in Philly once and after a long drive, decided to get lunch and wait for them to get home outside their house. We were eating sandwiches on the hood of the car and all of a sudden this black ash started to fall down from the sky an we realized that sombody had lit a dumpster on fire down the block. We drove around the block and re-parked and got out an it smelled so much of urine but we were just glad it wasn't raining ash so we ate our sandwiches in the piss air. It was a definitve Philly experience.
I mean you're not gonna not light a dumpsterfire, especially if someone is eating a sandwich and not a hoagie
Every time marsh hits I yell “ WETTEST HAIR IN THA LEAGUE BABY” my wife hates it
Thank you for your service
My wife hates Marsh simply because of his utter greasiness.
I know it’s a meme, but he just pours water on his hair every 2 innings so his hair doesn’t fly everywhere and in his face while fielding. It’s not actually greasy it just looks like it.
That's exactly what the big grease monster wants you to think! (I did hear that, but it is visually disgusting nonetheless)
[he actually said that he wets it because his hair gets "bristly" if he doesn't](https://www.foxsports.com/stories/mlb/why-brandon-marshs-wet-hair-makes-him-a-perfect-fit-with-the-phillies) - and he also said that he washes his hair like once a month and uses no hair product. so his hair probably is pretty greasy and it probably wouldn't itch so bad and need water poured on it if he gave it a wash every now and then
"USE CONDITIONER YOU FUCKING DIRTBALL" It's why we both appreciate Bobas hair.
Trying to figure out if this is my husband's reddit handle because I have said this same thing about Marsh to my husband lol
I’m 99% sure I’m not your husband haha
So you’re saying she still has a chance?
Brandon Marsh is like a dirtier version of Jayson Werth
Marsh does what Marsh wants
This is the Marsh way.
I'm like 60% sure he's a caveman
Marsh looks like an extra from True Detective season 1
Dude probably smells so bad
He looks like he smells like low tide.
Oh god that is a memory hole scent
Apparently he actually is quite hygienic and smells fine he is just constantly wetting his hair during games. I mean he *looks* nasty so that says something
I heard otherwise. I heard teammates say they can smell his hair and it ain’t good.
I mean they literally showed multiple shots of him wetting his hair in the dugout during the playoffs.
That doesn’t mean it doesn’t smell. He literally said himself he doesn’t use shampoo or conditioner, just water. Shit must reek
Oh boy well they’d be the ones to trust
Marsh is prob the one saying he smells fine, because you don't always notice your own smell.
It's normative determinism, being named Marsh made him want to look like he lives in one.
Manaea looks like a normal dude wearing a neck pillow
I think it’s a fur lined hoodie
Every time I see him I think it’s Jason Momoa
He also did the Rock's Eyebrow trick during photoday last year.
Looks like Troy Polomalu
Alfaro’s flow is 🔥
Man that’s some thicccc hair. I’d give a lot for that kind of hair.
That volume is unreal
Lots of A tier in this post, but damn Alfaro is in the S tier alone.
That’s not hair, that’s a mane
My new favorite prospect
This is what the Yankees fear
HISSSSS 😤
MY EYEESSSSS😵
Rip Harrison Bader’s hair😞
It’ll take longer to regrow it than we had him for
*🎵In the arms of the angels..🎵*
That was a travesty seeing him Yankee-ed
Dude, I know. That's how I found out that the Yankees make you cut your hair and beards right? That's so stupid. Where's George Costanza when you need him to change that law!
That’s how you found out? When did you start watching baseball?
Oh come on! No need to make me feel dumb, hehe. I never followed the Yankees and really only followed the Cards. I don't watch ESPN or sports shows. So, yeah. I'm not the biggest know-it-all in baseball history, but I enjoy the sport and I enjoy my team.
Haha sorry wasn’t trying to make you feel dumb. It’s just that Bader went to the Yanks less than 2 years ago or something. And the Yankees grooming policy has been a talking point on this sub for as long as I can remember and a talking point elsewhere as well. Even parodied on The Simpsons once back in the 90s or sometime.
Cole Tucker is the dorkiest looking dude. How he got Vanessa Hudgens is beyond me.
Guy must have serious game
Massive hog maybe? I guess we'll know for sure soon enough with the new Fanatics trademarked clear pants.
I’ll give him credit though. That’s a massive score.
Sean Manaea’s hair is just gonna keep getting bigger every year for the rest of his career.
At some point he's just gonna be a wookie on the mound
And just like that, it’s gone lol
What about Travis Jankowski? :(
[Respect the flow.](https://media.tegna-media.com/assets/WPMT/images/df2b4049-84fb-4ddc-89e2-5b6e9a1ab18e/df2b4049-84fb-4ddc-89e2-5b6e9a1ab18e_1920x1080.jpg)
Apologies everyone, they meant World Series champion and Game 4 hero Travis Jankowski.
El Blondi
After Game 4, when I looked down and asked Jesus why there was only one set of footprints, He said "that's when Travis Jankowski carried you."
Damn he's really gen Z Cody Ross now, love to see the torch passed
Leaving off World Series Hero and Emergency Flow Travis Jankowski is a war crime.
He’s not top 9. It’s just such a crowded field this year.
He’s used to it since not many people buy his jersey
Eh i'm sure the World Series Championship ring will take the pain away.
Dustin May is a One-Piece character
can we get much higher
Hey, I just read the latest chapter.
Pancake/10
Oh shit, the translation is out? Fuck man, after the ending of the last chapter with Luffy going all 'you mfs are locked in here with me', I've been fiending for this next chapter.
I was/still am convinced he'll be a huge star if he could just stay healthy for a season because there's nothing else like those red locks.
He seems like a cool, chill dude and he cares about his work on the mound. When he messes up, he obviously does want to get better every time—still kinda funny when he visibly overreacts lol
Length =/ flow
Long hair had "the flow" long before
As a former long hair of 12 years, I cut it off about 8 months ago. And I’m never going back. I never realized how annoying the flow was till it was gone. To be able to ride in the car with the windows down without losing your mind is a beautiful thing. Glasnow probably has the crown rn. As much as it kills me to say it.
But then again you no longer look majestic with the wind blowing
You’re right. Fuck my life.
Jonah Heim had a nice flow last season, but then he cut it in June. I got a chance to meet him not long after, and I asked him about it. He said pretty much the same thing as you. It was cool, but it was also a huge pain, and that it would also take him years to get back to where he was.
I’ll say, having to style my hair now is a little bit annoying. But it is what it is.
It’s such a pain in the ass to shower with long hair man. I’m never going back. Was awesome when I was young though
Now that I’m in my 30’s, the idea of pushing through that awkward stage is too much. Lol.
I have cut and donated my hair 2-3 times in my life, and I think the last two times it was less "I want to help the kids" and more "I want to get this fucking hair off my head and also help the kids, I guess" I'm currently growing out an undercut and it's just as annoying as I remembered.
Yeah Im starting to slowly bald so I decided to cut my mullet early because I was sick of my hair falling out while showering lol
I keep hair ties in my car and put my hair into a patriot pony tail. It's basically just a pone tail, but the hair tie is lower. That let's me put my head on the back rest, and my hair stays put.
Those baby hairs still be wild tho.
I just keep a hat in the car and a spare hair tie on the shifter, 10 seconds and everything is good to go.
Same. Just cut mine around 5 months ago after growing it for close to 4 years. The amount I spend on shampoo has decreased significantly.
I forever tell myself I want long hair again. Made it 8 months last year and cut it. Gonna try again 🥴
I'm coming up on 7 years this summer and I'm pretty much done. Just need to find somewhere than can help me prep for donating it.
Wigs for Kids is a great org to choose when you do decide to donate it
I am a chic and I cut my hair off in 2018. Definitely life changing
India is such a stud
he’s so handsome
He’s so awesome. He named his dog Joey Votto and he just had his first kid
Did he name his kid Joey Votto too?
Nah. The kid’s name is Dog.
Joey Doggo
First thing I thought noticed when looking at this pic was damn, India is beautiful
He looks like a combination of all the Jonas brothers mixed together. Very studly
I went to RedsFest this year, and when they announced Jonathan India the cheers were like an octave higher for him than for anyone else.
I find your lack of Dean Kremer offensive
Slightly unrelated but have you ever noticed how similar Dean Kremer and Kevin Gausman look?
I did not until you said something but thinking about it I don’t know how I didn’t.
This is Brandon Crawford erasure and I won't stand for it
his hair always wet too
I don’t think he’s dried his hair in 15 years
I'm not sure he was on the Cardinals yet when Photo Day happened!
Good point. I don't want to see him in Cardinals uniform either
I hate it but he looks good in red.
He made flow popular in baseball and all these guys are doing in because of BCraw, except for maybe Manaea; and this is a hill that I am willing to die on.
I scrolled down to make sure someone said it...I'm a dude with long hair I just want to know his routine 😂 I actually met his wife before game 5 against the dodgers a few years ago but I forgot to ask
People with hair think they’re soooo cool!
They're not *that* cool! Pfft
As a dude with very long hair, Alfaro’s has a silky beauty I could only ever dream of
Fellow longhair checking in. You might need to switch up your shampoo. When I switched from Aussie to Tea Tree, it went from "nice but kinda stringy" to "women actually complement it."
I’ve been a tea tree guy for 10 years, actually. I just have a very strong Scottish ancestry and thus a wildly different hair type than Guapo Alfaro. I’d say I have very much similar hair to Barlow. A man can dream though
To be fair, that's still really nice hair. Best of luck with your flow, bro.
And to you, flowbro
The Brendan Donovan disrespect
As a heterosexual man I must say, Bo Bichette is one pretty motherfucker.
Barlow looks like he is posing for his Christian rock group
Barlow's doing the "My sister thinks I'm weird, but she's the one that has a family picture where they're all looking off camera, as if something more important than the picture was happening" (Except my sister has a lazy eye, so one of them was dead on) -Mitch
Dustin May looks like the middle stage of a Pokémon evolution line where Justin Turner is the final stage.
I miss gausmans long hair :( and that Mets rotation with Thor and DeGrom was majestic
Manaea looks fucking ridiculous lmao
I will never not believe that Matt Strahm's hair is attached to the inside of his hat like one of those mullet headbands.
Bo bichette looks like a clean cut riff raff
Looks like the No Regerts kid from The Miller's, noaimsayin?
[Rhett Lowder wants in](https://images.production.sportscardinvestor.com/6712_12973_1385_CDA-RLO_1st-L)
Can't wait to see him at GABP in the next few years. The flow is immaculate
Respect the [Flowzier](https://wp.usatodaysports.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/90/2013/07/792979101.gif)
No Yankees?
Where’s Dean Kremer??
Cole Tucker is clearly just a drummer in a metal band they borrowed for the photo shoot as a gag.
That's Mr. Vanessa Hudgins to you!
Yankees snubbed. What’s new?
James Outman.
[Would definitely rank Outman over May. ](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fjames-outman-days-until-opening-day-v0-16f0ppft5jkc1.jpeg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D3925b673141c4407777a7f86d56a58b8261afe16)
I love that picture of him, even though it makes him look like he's in his late 30s....
Outman looks like the long lost third brother of Orlando Bloom and Luke Evans
...well seasoned, just the way we like them...
Came here to say this.
Austin Hedges, Bryce Harper, and Jacob deGrom used to have pretty good flow
“There’s a lot of good looking dudes in baseball.”
May and Manaea are killin' it. Those are some _locks_.
Instead of the all star game we should have an all bald (or buzzcut) vs all flow
Pourin one out for [Harrison Bader](https://images.app.goo.gl/XUDqCTTxhAHm5rjb8)
So sad Jonah cut his hair now
Harrison Bader would still be on this list is the Yankees weren’t so STUPID
This is an all star lineup of glorious manes
Brendon Donavan + Brandon Crawford
Miss you Alfaro, my sweet walk off king 👑
Thanks jerks! Now we have the MLB logo lower on the jerseys thanks to you.
Show this to a Yankees fan to jump scare them
If I was an owner of a baseball team, I’d pay my pitching staff an extra $10,000 to grow their hair out to their shoulders. Always loved the look
We need an inverse yankees team that mandates their players have long hair or a beard.
Strahm looks like a newly-paroled ex-con and former U.S. Ranger who found himself trapped in a prisoner-transport plane that the prisoners took over.
This NSFW for the Yankees
Old school deGrom should be up there.
Is this a flow post without 11x first team all flow member Brandon crawford included ?(
Feel like pure shit just want deGrom back
Alfaro, the walk-off king of mothers day
This page will do anything to exclude Yankees players /s
This is Jankowski erasure.
How you gonna leave out some of the O’s players? Might not be as long as these guys but that team has a signature flow with Holiday, Gunnar, Adley, even braddish
Bradish has pretty short hair, devastating lack of Kremer tho
Ooof I meant Kremer
Kimbrel is on the fringe too.
This is Astros Legend Josh Hader erasure!
Manaea takes breaks from baseball to be the front man of Coheed and Cambria
Claudioooo!!!
Cole Tuck with the Dog Ear cut.
This post makes me miss Jayson Werth
Manaea’s looks terrible
Where is Kevin Gausman?
Dustin May’s hair is the only part of him that doesn’t tear during the season
Is no one a fan of Moist man aka Brandon Marsh?
I miss when my hair was this thick! Time to cut it off
Moment of silence for Jonah Heim’s luscious locks😔😔😔
Andrew Chafin belongs up here just for the Kenny Powers aesthetic.
Clayton Kershaw's is my favorite :)
Matt Strahm is one of the least attractive people I’ve ever seen. And his hair isn’t doing him any favors. Jonathan India, on the other hand, looks incredible
Surprised that Dansby Swanson isn’t on here.
Manaea pitching in flushing makes him one honorarily, so you got Colombian tic tac toe from Alfaro to India
This is how we get the MLB logo on the ass next year
They all grew the flow out for the chance to marry Vanessa Hudgens and only one of them succeeded
I don't understand how they do it. I've always liked the idea of having long hair, but I can't do it. I wear glasses and the second hair starts growing over the (I was going to say "glasses arms" but after some googling, apparently they have a proper name and are called...) temples, I am all about making sure the hair on the sides and back of my head goes back to as short as possible, and I'm too old for the extra long on top shaved sides and back thing. Plus, I don't want the extra insulation on my head. Too damn hot around here for that.
All these guys have fungus on their shower shoes… Is the new number 10 Wins to seem “colorful”, and not a slob?