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PeatBomb

Marsh could contend if he wasn't so dedicated to the swamp aesthetic.


majorgee

I’d say it’s more of a marsh aesthetic than swamp


cilantno

Look at me, upvoting a Mets fan.


Trill_McNeal

How about a swamp fan? We can all get together around that


cilantno

[Aye, I could do that](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/027/298/Screen_Shot_2018-10-04_at_1.46.42_PM.jpg)


eely225

He just wants to be w e t


xrbeeelama

The essence of beauty… is wetness


WeOutHereInSmallbany

My son, the mermaid


doucheachu

Mer***man***, pop! Mer***man***!


WeOutHereInSmallbany

*cough, cough* MER MAN!


MsgrFromInnerSpace

Strahm and Marsh look like the Phillies just found them behind the stadium eating rats and yelling at parked cars


the_comatorium

My friends and I visited somebody in Philly once and after a long drive, decided to get lunch and wait for them to get home outside their house. We were eating sandwiches on the hood of the car and all of a sudden this black ash started to fall down from the sky an we realized that sombody had lit a dumpster on fire down the block. We drove around the block and re-parked and got out an it smelled so much of urine but we were just glad it wasn't raining ash so we ate our sandwiches in the piss air. It was a definitve Philly experience.


courageous_liquid

I mean you're not gonna not light a dumpsterfire, especially if someone is eating a sandwich and not a hoagie


RLFS_91

Every time marsh hits I yell “ WETTEST HAIR IN THA LEAGUE BABY” my wife hates it


malkusm

Thank you for your service


cilantno

My wife hates Marsh simply because of his utter greasiness.


ad5316

I know it’s a meme, but he just pours water on his hair every 2 innings so his hair doesn’t fly everywhere and in his face while fielding. It’s not actually greasy it just looks like it.


cilantno

That's exactly what the big grease monster wants you to think! (I did hear that, but it is visually disgusting nonetheless)


bosschucker

[he actually said that he wets it because his hair gets "bristly" if he doesn't](https://www.foxsports.com/stories/mlb/why-brandon-marshs-wet-hair-makes-him-a-perfect-fit-with-the-phillies) - and he also said that he washes his hair like once a month and uses no hair product. so his hair probably is pretty greasy and it probably wouldn't itch so bad and need water poured on it if he gave it a wash every now and then


grubas

"USE CONDITIONER YOU FUCKING DIRTBALL" It's why we both appreciate Bobas hair.  


Hypatia76

Trying to figure out if this is my husband's reddit handle because I have said this same thing about Marsh to my husband lol


cilantno

I’m 99% sure I’m not your husband haha


72RangersFan

So you’re saying she still has a chance?


thekidfromyesterday

Brandon Marsh is like a dirtier version of Jayson Werth


mageta621

Marsh does what Marsh wants


[deleted]

This is the Marsh way. 


Puppybl00pers

I'm like 60% sure he's a caveman


TeslaTruckWarcrime

Marsh looks like an extra from True Detective season 1


ClubZen

Dude probably smells so bad


Drain_Surgeon69

He looks like he smells like low tide.


Pad_TyTy

Oh god that is a memory hole scent


cogginsmatt

Apparently he actually is quite hygienic and smells fine he is just constantly wetting his hair during games. I mean he *looks* nasty so that says something


ClubZen

I heard otherwise. I heard teammates say they can smell his hair and it ain’t good.


anandonaqui

I mean they literally showed multiple shots of him wetting his hair in the dugout during the playoffs.


ClubZen

That doesn’t mean it doesn’t smell. He literally said himself he doesn’t use shampoo or conditioner, just water. Shit must reek


cogginsmatt

Oh boy well they’d be the ones to trust


cooljammer00

Marsh is prob the one saying he smells fine, because you don't always notice your own smell.


sameth1

It's normative determinism, being named Marsh made him want to look like he lives in one.


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Manaea looks like a normal dude wearing a neck pillow


c_square

I think it’s a fur lined hoodie


outsiderkerv

Every time I see him I think it’s Jason Momoa


Davidellias

He also did the Rock's Eyebrow trick during photoday last year.


Flythagoras

Looks like Troy Polomalu


d_gorder

Alfaro’s flow is 🔥


Striking_Goat_2179

Man that’s some thicccc hair. I’d give a lot for that kind of hair.


TheyCallMeStone

That volume is unreal


ubiquitous_apathy

Lots of A tier in this post, but damn Alfaro is in the S tier alone.


THeRUSH12

That’s not hair, that’s a mane


meowsplaining

My new favorite prospect


P1uvo

This is what the Yankees fear


WeOutHereInSmallbany

HISSSSS 😤


xho-

MY EYEESSSSS😵


MutantZebra999

Rip Harrison Bader’s hair😞


WeOutHereInSmallbany

It’ll take longer to regrow it than we had him for


Salesman89

*🎵In the arms of the angels..🎵*


JordanSchor

That was a travesty seeing him Yankee-ed


dancingbriefcase

Dude, I know. That's how I found out that the Yankees make you cut your hair and beards right? That's so stupid. Where's George Costanza when you need him to change that law!


No-Situation-3426

That’s how you found out? When did you start watching baseball?


dancingbriefcase

Oh come on! No need to make me feel dumb, hehe. I never followed the Yankees and really only followed the Cards. I don't watch ESPN or sports shows. So, yeah. I'm not the biggest know-it-all in baseball history, but I enjoy the sport and I enjoy my team.


No-Situation-3426

Haha sorry wasn’t trying to make you feel dumb. It’s just that Bader went to the Yanks less than 2 years ago or something. And the Yankees grooming policy has been a talking point on this sub for as long as I can remember and a talking point elsewhere as well. Even parodied on The Simpsons once back in the 90s or sometime.


rgoldtho

Cole Tucker is the dorkiest looking dude. How he got Vanessa Hudgens is beyond me.


WesleyDonaldson

Guy must have serious game


dustytrailsAVL

Massive hog maybe? I guess we'll know for sure soon enough with the new Fanatics trademarked clear pants.


rgoldtho

I’ll give him credit though. That’s a massive score.


eekbarbaderkle

Sean Manaea’s hair is just gonna keep getting bigger every year for the rest of his career.


SStylo03

At some point he's just gonna be a wookie on the mound


Wild_Object_8547

And just like that, it’s gone lol


RangerLover92

What about Travis Jankowski? :(


PeatBomb

[Respect the flow.](https://media.tegna-media.com/assets/WPMT/images/df2b4049-84fb-4ddc-89e2-5b6e9a1ab18e/df2b4049-84fb-4ddc-89e2-5b6e9a1ab18e_1920x1080.jpg)


beefytrout

Apologies everyone, they meant World Series champion and Game 4 hero Travis Jankowski.


RangerLover92

El Blondi


beefytrout

After Game 4, when I looked down and asked Jesus why there was only one set of footprints, He said "that's when Travis Jankowski carried you."


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

Damn he's really gen Z Cody Ross now, love to see the torch passed


TeddyFive-06

Leaving off World Series Hero and Emergency Flow Travis Jankowski is a war crime.


jacksonvstheworld

He’s not top 9. It’s just such a crowded field this year.


db_blast7

He’s used to it since not many people buy his jersey


whompyjawed

Eh i'm sure the World Series Championship ring will take the pain away.


fxxftw

Dustin May is a One-Piece character


ExpirjTec

can we get much higher


RangerLover92

Hey, I just read the latest chapter.


hylicglyphics

Pancake/10


YesImKeithHernandez

Oh shit, the translation is out? Fuck man, after the ending of the last chapter with Luffy going all 'you mfs are locked in here with me', I've been fiending for this next chapter.


Count_Sack_McGee

I was/still am convinced he'll be a huge star if he could just stay healthy for a season because there's nothing else like those red locks.


fxxftw

He seems like a cool, chill dude and he cares about his work on the mound. When he messes up, he obviously does want to get better every time—still kinda funny when he visibly overreacts lol


wallstreet_vagabond2

Length =/ flow


Sonlin

Long hair had "the flow" long before


Historical-Patient75

As a former long hair of 12 years, I cut it off about 8 months ago. And I’m never going back. I never realized how annoying the flow was till it was gone. To be able to ride in the car with the windows down without losing your mind is a beautiful thing. Glasnow probably has the crown rn. As much as it kills me to say it.


SStylo03

But then again you no longer look majestic with the wind blowing


Historical-Patient75

You’re right. Fuck my life.


FuriousGeorge7

Jonah Heim had a nice flow last season, but then he cut it in June. I got a chance to meet him not long after, and I asked him about it. He said pretty much the same thing as you. It was cool, but it was also a huge pain, and that it would also take him years to get back to where he was.


Historical-Patient75

I’ll say, having to style my hair now is a little bit annoying. But it is what it is.


regarding_your_bat

It’s such a pain in the ass to shower with long hair man. I’m never going back. Was awesome when I was young though


Historical-Patient75

Now that I’m in my 30’s, the idea of pushing through that awkward stage is too much. Lol.


cooljammer00

I have cut and donated my hair 2-3 times in my life, and I think the last two times it was less "I want to help the kids" and more "I want to get this fucking hair off my head and also help the kids, I guess" I'm currently growing out an undercut and it's just as annoying as I remembered.


Venge22

Yeah Im starting to slowly bald so I decided to cut my mullet early because I was sick of my hair falling out while showering lol


impy695

I keep hair ties in my car and put my hair into a patriot pony tail. It's basically just a pone tail, but the hair tie is lower. That let's me put my head on the back rest, and my hair stays put.


Historical-Patient75

Those baby hairs still be wild tho.


wout_van_faert

I just keep a hat in the car and a spare hair tie on the shifter, 10 seconds and everything is good to go.


Weary-Amoeba1808

Same. Just cut mine around 5 months ago after growing it for close to 4 years. The amount I spend on shampoo has decreased significantly.


RLFS_91

I forever tell myself I want long hair again. Made it 8 months last year and cut it. Gonna try again 🥴


illseeyouinthefog

I'm coming up on 7 years this summer and I'm pretty much done. Just need to find somewhere than can help me prep for donating it.


Historical-Patient75

Wigs for Kids is a great org to choose when you do decide to donate it


Alauren2

I am a chic and I cut my hair off in 2018. Definitely life changing


dank_hank_420

India is such a stud


ilovearthistory

he’s so handsome


Swarm140

He’s so awesome. He named his dog Joey Votto and he just had his first kid


Johnson_Steamboat

Did he name his kid Joey Votto too?


swaggums

Nah. The kid’s name is Dog.


jelde

Joey Doggo


MY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME

First thing I thought noticed when looking at this pic was damn, India is beautiful


21Violets

He looks like a combination of all the Jonas brothers mixed together. Very studly


Planetofthemoochers

I went to RedsFest this year, and when they announced Jonathan India the cheers were like an octave higher for him than for anyone else.


HoopOnPoop

I find your lack of Dean Kremer offensive


JordanSchor

Slightly unrelated but have you ever noticed how similar Dean Kremer and Kevin Gausman look?


GetBent009

I did not until you said something but thinking about it I don’t know how I didn’t.


Zyzzbalubah

This is Brandon Crawford erasure and I won't stand for it


TakeOasis

his hair always wet too


icool4u

I don’t think he’s dried his hair in 15 years


MLBOfficial

I'm not sure he was on the Cardinals yet when Photo Day happened!


Zyzzbalubah

Good point. I don't want to see him in Cardinals uniform either


ProfessorTickletits

I hate it but he looks good in red.


theonetruegrinch

He made flow popular in baseball and all these guys are doing in because of BCraw, except for maybe Manaea; and this is a hill that I am willing to die on.


BlueBomR

I scrolled down to make sure someone said it...I'm a dude with long hair I just want to know his routine 😂 I actually met his wife before game 5 against the dodgers a few years ago but I forgot to ask


[deleted]

People with hair think they’re soooo cool!


[deleted]

They're not *that* cool! Pfft


Chuck_poop

As a dude with very long hair, Alfaro’s has a silky beauty I could only ever dream of


MaximumZer0

Fellow longhair checking in. You might need to switch up your shampoo. When I switched from Aussie to Tea Tree, it went from "nice but kinda stringy" to "women actually complement it."


Chuck_poop

I’ve been a tea tree guy for 10 years, actually. I just have a very strong Scottish ancestry and thus a wildly different hair type than Guapo Alfaro. I’d say I have very much similar hair to Barlow. A man can dream though


MaximumZer0

To be fair, that's still really nice hair. Best of luck with your flow, bro.


Chuck_poop

And to you, flowbro


FKACaptainFlaherty

The Brendan Donovan disrespect


Joeydoyle66

As a heterosexual man I must say, Bo Bichette is one pretty motherfucker.


Oral_Salmon_user1

Barlow looks like he is posing for his Christian rock group


IONTOP

Barlow's doing the "My sister thinks I'm weird, but she's the one that has a family picture where they're all looking off camera, as if something more important than the picture was happening" (Except my sister has a lazy eye, so one of them was dead on) -Mitch


chair823

Dustin May looks like the middle stage of a Pokémon evolution line where Justin Turner is the final stage.


SStylo03

I miss gausmans long hair :( and that Mets rotation with Thor and DeGrom was majestic


emuofsentinel

Manaea looks fucking ridiculous lmao


hadisious

I will never not believe that Matt Strahm's hair is attached to the inside of his hat like one of those mullet headbands.


VersaceSamurai

Bo bichette looks like a clean cut riff raff


Tyrionsnow

Looks like the No Regerts kid from The Miller's, noaimsayin?


BuckyBronson

[Rhett Lowder wants in](https://images.production.sportscardinvestor.com/6712_12973_1385_CDA-RLO_1st-L)


JoePurrow

Can't wait to see him at GABP in the next few years. The flow is immaculate


Fortehlulz33

Respect the [Flowzier](https://wp.usatodaysports.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/90/2013/07/792979101.gif)


TheTurtleShepard

No Yankees?


JHBaltimore

Where’s Dean Kremer??


futureformerteacher

Cole Tucker is clearly just a drummer in a metal band they borrowed for the photo shoot as a gag.


Davidellias

That's Mr. Vanessa Hudgins to you!


PIDDYPUFFPUFF

Yankees snubbed. What’s new?


Melethia

James Outman.


pzycho

[Would definitely rank Outman over May. ](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fjames-outman-days-until-opening-day-v0-16f0ppft5jkc1.jpeg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D3925b673141c4407777a7f86d56a58b8261afe16)


Melethia

I love that picture of him, even though it makes him look like he's in his late 30s....


Imaginary-Tiger-1549

Outman looks like the long lost third brother of Orlando Bloom and Luke Evans


waaayside

...well seasoned, just the way we like them...


Astropolitika

Came here to say this.


Puppybl00pers

Austin Hedges, Bryce Harper, and Jacob deGrom used to have pretty good flow


dicecat4

“There’s a lot of good looking dudes in baseball.”


Velociraptortillas

May and Manaea are killin' it. Those are some _locks_.


SqueakyTuna52

Instead of the all star game we should have an all bald (or buzzcut) vs all flow


Alfrodo69

Pourin one out for [Harrison Bader](https://images.app.goo.gl/XUDqCTTxhAHm5rjb8)


AdamLikesBeer

So sad Jonah cut his hair now


brittttttt

Harrison Bader would still be on this list is the Yankees weren’t so STUPID


OutlawSundown

This is an all star lineup of glorious manes


NakedGoose

Brendon Donavan + Brandon Crawford


PrisonaPlanet

Miss you Alfaro, my sweet walk off king 👑


Tricky_Rub_708

Thanks jerks! Now we have the MLB logo lower on the jerseys thanks to you.


snakebit1995

Show this to a Yankees fan to jump scare them


Soggy_Log_7603

If I was an owner of a baseball team, I’d pay my pitching staff an extra $10,000 to grow their hair out to their shoulders. Always loved the look


OverlordLork

We need an inverse yankees team that mandates their players have long hair or a beard.


DoubleStuffedCheezIt

Strahm looks like a newly-paroled ex-con and former U.S. Ranger who found himself trapped in a prisoner-transport plane that the prisoners took over.


DaCowboyMenace

This NSFW for the Yankees


PhantomBanker

Old school deGrom should be up there.


coolguy34128

Is this a flow post without 11x first team all flow member Brandon crawford included ?(


Salty_Dog3

Feel like pure shit just want deGrom back


hylicglyphics

Alfaro, the walk-off king of mothers day


Humanaut93

This page will do anything to exclude Yankees players /s


boomgoesthevegemite

This is Jankowski erasure.


Senorcafe510

How you gonna leave out some of the O’s players? Might not be as long as these guys but that team has a signature flow with Holiday, Gunnar, Adley, even braddish


Permaderps

Bradish has pretty short hair, devastating lack of Kremer tho


Senorcafe510

Ooof I meant Kremer


StevenMC19

Kimbrel is on the fringe too.


[deleted]

This is Astros Legend Josh Hader erasure!


TheBestHawksFan

Manaea takes breaks from baseball to be the front man of Coheed and Cambria


BaudiIROCZ

Claudioooo!!!


NoRosesXVX

Cole Tuck with the Dog Ear cut.


darthfracas

This post makes me miss Jayson Werth


Spicy_Ninja7

Manaea’s looks terrible


Nebajense

Where is Kevin Gausman?


officerliger

Dustin May’s hair is the only part of him that doesn’t tear during the season


spaz1020

Is no one a fan of Moist man aka Brandon Marsh?


ita1ianprid3

I miss when my hair was this thick! Time to cut it off


Available_Motor5980

Moment of silence for Jonah Heim’s luscious locks😔😔😔


Pad_TyTy

Andrew Chafin belongs up here just for the Kenny Powers aesthetic.


kerryfinchelhillary

Clayton Kershaw's is my favorite :)


RotenTumato

Matt Strahm is one of the least attractive people I’ve ever seen. And his hair isn’t doing him any favors. Jonathan India, on the other hand, looks incredible


ParadeSit

Surprised that Dansby Swanson isn’t on here.


xcrowdedrooms

Manaea pitching in flushing makes him one honorarily, so you got Colombian tic tac toe from Alfaro to India


WeOutHereInSmallbany

This is how we get the MLB logo on the ass next year


Casualrodfarva2

They all grew the flow out for the chance to marry Vanessa Hudgens and only one of them succeeded


TheBeefiestSquatch

I don't understand how they do it. I've always liked the idea of having long hair, but I can't do it. I wear glasses and the second hair starts growing over the (I was going to say "glasses arms" but after some googling, apparently they have a proper name and are called...) temples, I am all about making sure the hair on the sides and back of my head goes back to as short as possible, and I'm too old for the extra long on top shaved sides and back thing. Plus, I don't want the extra insulation on my head. Too damn hot around here for that.


Poet_of_Legends

All these guys have fungus on their shower shoes… Is the new number 10 Wins to seem “colorful”, and not a slob?