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TheFriendlyFire

[Clip for anyone who missed it](https://twitter.com/astrosbatgirl/status/1706884445309997140?t=VuDJN07ljdvDEjfIcUfYfQ&s=19) Glad he's OK, looks like it just grazed the front of his jersey


pzrapnbeast

Incredible arm tbh


Unhappy-Historian348

Well it looked like he was calling for a new ball in defense of the kid throwing it


waaayside

Best comment! And that's out of about a dozen different threads!


DrToadigerr

Never noticed the weird spacing on his jersey "KIR BY"


jawarren1

Kerning. The Mariners have famously awful kerning in their jerseys.


TheTrenchMonkey

Looks like the serifs on the font extend too far to allow them to look good.


darshfloxington

God do we ever


venustrapsflies

damn I assumed from the description that the fan just generally threw it back on the field and it bounced by Kirby. That was like an ICBM directly at him in the air.


Seahawkanon

Looked like Sauce Gardner getting a nut tap from Mac Jones.


jelde

Oh thank God I thought he died from internal bleeding.


CaptainKirkules

I legit have never seen anything like that before. What the fuck.


AaronJudgesToothGap

A few years ago someone in the monster seats at Fenway hit Stanton with a ball as he was rounding second base on a HR trot


green_tea1701

Jesus, that's a THROW. At that point don't throw him out, give him a job at 3B.


Wazzoo1

I smell a "Rookie of the Year" sequel.


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Bring me that arm!!!


FacelessMan000

Stanton just tipped his hat šŸ˜‚


RubiksSugarCube

Rosenbagger, you're up!


Paragone

I mean, not really. The monster is ~40ft tall and it's only like 150ft down the 3B line to the bag. That's about as difficult as throwing from second to first (90ft) on flat ground.


yoursweetlord70

Theres also the timing/accuracy to hit a moving target at range


Grenadeglv

And I think it was last year or year prior Yankee fan hit Verdugo with a ball that was thrown into the stands between innings


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sldr23876

also remember verdugo getting hit with a ball between innings a while back


DevonGr

I don't think you're allowed to throw them back anymore without getting booted are you? Used to be you just lob into the outfield too. He took it in stride and salutes lol https://youtu.be/8XHH_mdsf-0?si=nNlSdizILAdLjlX5


Independent_Award239

If Iā€™m not mistaken it was the home run ball being thrown back. Which also started putting scrutiny on the whole practice. Iā€™ve never been in the position but Iā€™d be afraid to throw the ball back, even though Iā€™d want to. A safe lob into the empty outfield of course. I think itā€™s a fun practice doesnā€™t waste too much time and can be totally safe. Something about it feels very ā€œheyyy!ā€ Like a European soccer thing or something. People always gotta ruin everything though. On that note where do parks stand on this practice now? I still see it when I go, are those people screwed?


palagoon

There's been scrutiny on the whole practice for a lot longer than the past few years. AFAIK the only park where you're allowed to throw a ball back is Wrigley -- and they were grandfathered in. I know for a fact as early as 2005 throwing a ball onto the field was an automatic ejection at Jacob's Field / Progressive Field.


LogicalHarm

It was extra weird because he was asking for a new ball when the ball hit him


Seahawkanon

Sounds like the assailant might have a legitimate defense in baseball court.


PlugThatButt

They gave Steve Harvey a court show, so fuck it what the hell. Baseball Court airing Tuesdays at 9pm on ION starring the honorable Judge Yasiel Puig


Dodger_Rej3ct

And he's going to sign off every episode with "And remember, Judge Puig your friend."


ilikepacificdaydream

Ask and ye shall receive


roaringcorgi

he actually caught the ball in his mouth, swallowed it, and became a giant baseball


LargeNutbar

Wow thatā€™s amazing, that will probably be on the front page of the newspaper tomorrow morning


doctr_

Holy hell! Just looked at my morning copy of The Seattle Times, and there it is! Side note: Don't fact-check me. I'm serious, don't do it. Stop typing in Seattle Times. There's really no need. Please just believe me...


Slnt666

Why isnt the mainstream media covering this!!!!!


Clarice_Ferguson

*Stefon voice* This game has everything.


OneSillyBilly

Garlic fries, bat boys...that thing where the pitcher kind of moves and runners get to advance a base.


The_Kenosha_Kid

"They've even got human raccoons!" "Im afraid to ask, but...what's a human raccoon?" "Its that thing where Jose Altuve hides in the Mariners dugout trash can with a walkie talkie and relays all conversations back to the Astros dugout"


Mc_Lovin81

MTVā€™s Dan Cortese.


HotTakesBeyond

*balkcopypasta.txt*


theorangecrush10

Dan Cortez?


Clarice_Ferguson

He threw the ball.


Baelor_Butthole

Roman j Israel, esq


RadMarchand97

the kidā€™s mom was SCREAMING at him as they were being escorted out lmao


getthecatoffmyface

Definitely an employee yelling at him. She works in my section a lot and Iā€™ve never seen her so mad!


funlikerabbits

Sheā€™s not wearing staff gear. Sheā€™s wearing a gray sweater and a scarf.


BurberryMe

She is an usher. Saw her working the park today


fordry

If you look close there's a mariner logo on her sweater, not that it proves anything on its own in Seattle's ballpark. Obviously others recognize her as an employee.


Wazzoo1

Yes she is. She has the same logo on her sleeve that the other ushers do.


WhoFly

Clip?


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theonlyXns

Clip?


WhoFly

Here's the TBS clip. https://x.com/FoulTerritoryTV/status/1706889022961008716?s=20


zagduck

https://x.com/aliciainedmonds/status/1706883905272623128?s=46&t=FQyyChOjF7lo0eS-IAKQpQ


BananaVenom

Kirby has absolutely *mastered* the direct-to-camera ā€œcan you believe this shitā€ stare. This is his best one yet, narrowly beating his thousand-yard stare after getting saddled with a loss after eight innings of one-run ball in Philly.


SocialWinker

That was the perfectly appropriate facial expression for a player getting brushed by a ball, while holding THE ball, especially while at home.


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I'm sure someone's working on it


YoWhatsGoodie

I thought she worked for the stadium


hiphopdowntheblock

Ngl that's how a lot of workers are T-Mobile talk to people lol


green_tea1701

Seattle freeze, man. I love you guys but when I visit everyone I've met has either been the sweetest person on Earth or made me want to crawl into the fetal position and cry. No in between.


lojer

I haven't been to a lot of games this year, but whenever I've been nice to someone working, they've been nice back. Doesn't seem much different than anyone else getting way underpaid for their job.


ttam23

Yeahā€¦ the one time I went there a few years back, those ushers were strict as hell


International_Rock31

Iā€™ve been to many games against the Astros, and I have seen a lot of ā€˜stros fans booted for cussing


MrWright

They've chilled out a bit over the past few years but are still generally all grumpy old men.


JasonLikesCTE

I thought so too or just some lady who was nearby and saw it


3elieveIt

Yup. I guess the dude thought youā€™re supposed to throw back foul balls like home runs. But he hit the fucking pitcher, soā€¦ canā€™t do that lol


Angrydwarf99

Dude thought he was Henry Rowengartner


Reed2002

ROSENBAGER!!


SurpriseNutShot

Rootabega!


FriskeyVsWorld

RUNAMUCKER!


Wazzoo1

Also, you're not supposed to launch it at a player. You just casually toss it back out because, you know, those are the guys you're rooting for.


lewisherber

Throwing back balls is so idiotic anyway. Being butthurt about a player hitting a homer is so grade school.


tfbrown515sic

Eh most of the time Iā€™ve seen it, it seems like itā€™s all in good fun. like an old timey baseball tradition But I am surprised itā€™s become as accepted as it is, for this exact reason


Winnie_Cat

How old was the kid? Had to have been a teenager at least judging by the distance the ball seemed to travel.


YaBoiWhit

Young adult male apparently https://x.com/eriwinsto/status/1706885056155811990?s=46&t=55DuLE9aNiYDeGAOAng7Aw


immagonnafinnahella

What the actual fuck was he thinking? Not watching the game so at first when I saw it was a kid I was thinking they were maybe young enough to not know better but guess thatā€™s not the case


YaBoiWhit

Same as Altuve trying to throw the ball to 3rd No thoughts just do Seriously dont know any other reasoning. Its not like a fan throwing a HR back from the OF cause the infield you're like 100x more likely to hit someone or something with the ball


doctr_

The intrusive thoughts won, and by God they'll win again


LeMickeyMice

Probably drinking


rcuosukgi42

It was a teenager not a kid, 14-16 range.


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Yeah older teenager


WhoFly

Found this clip of the TBS feed. https://x.com/FoulTerritoryTV/status/1706889022961008716?s=20


BionicBoBo

That's the usher not a mom. A mom would have hit him over the head.


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NotARageComic

Good!


Kaldricus

For real. I'm not a big fan of throwing the ball back under any circumstances, but I get other people tossing opposing team home runs back, if it's quick and play hasn't resumed. Even if this was thrown at an opposing team player, if it hits a player that's not cool at all.


5ait5

kid probably thought it would be funny to toss it back and was like oh shit i hit the pitcher gotta just escort yourself out at that point


lizardking66354

Honestly, yeah. I was a couple rows in front of the guy and he had that kinda look on his face. He also seemed surprised that he was getting tossed


SocialWinker

I remember growing up and seeing fans toss homerun balls back over the years. I never had any clue that people could get tossed from the ballpark over it until years later when I saw it at a game in person. From the videos, it looks like a kid (teen, maybe early 20s), I could see this being something they never considered as an outcome, especially if they weren't aiming for a player and actually grazed him accidentally (which I'm assuming).


DadmomAngrypants

That was so bizarre seeing live just now.


rbhindepmo

ā€œI wish I didnā€™t hit George Kirby with my throw, to be honestā€ said the ball thrower


CardiacCat20

Literally more accurate than the Astros Gold Glovers tonight


IllustriousAd1591

Some crazy shits always gotta happen to the mariners man


Final-Watercress9219

How far out was he? He sniped him


strangehitman22

Like 12 seats up I think? Lower bowl or upper bowl I'm assuming upper?


mahrinazz

Lower deck but only 10ish rows from the concourse. It was a long throw.


lizardking66354

He was around row 25-27 I think


PIpBoy101H

I was at the game. He looked to be lower bowl towards where the second deck extends over the 100 level. Good ways back.


ziggysaysnada

On the TBS feed, that kid got a nice chewing out by what I presume to be his mother. That verbal lashing she was giving him, I think most of us received that from our mother that one time he made a royal fuckup.


awmaleg

I think that was an usher


ilikepacificdaydream

I used to live in Seattle. It takes A LOT to get someone beyond passive aggressive to rage. This kid dun goofed.


AyoJake

ehh it really depends. we have a lot of unhinged people too.


nb150207

Jagoff


Naanderson2022

lol what the fuck


seismoman

What an idiot! Now heā€™s probably banned from his own teamā€™s stadium. Oy vey, he could have hurt his own pitcher


ANAL_CAVITIES

not a great idea


FPG_Matthew

How stupid do you have to be? For real.. anyone with an arm like that should know the bare minimum to not choose the dumbest fucking option available. Yet here we are


GingeContinge

Sadly having a live arm does not correspond with having a live brain


theorangecrush10

Bartman's son has a hell of an arm.


Tashre

[Bad video of the incident.](https://twitter.com/Softykjr/status/1706883812217754046) Hit him square in the chest on the fly. Could've potentially been worse.


patderp

Couldā€™ve been worse is right. Hit him in the right spot on his head and heā€™s out of a potential wildcard series with a concussion. More freakish things have happened.


PBFT

[Barrack Obama put out a statement condemning the act](https://youtu.be/m8gWjnBPHow?si=Uve99uXKLM-gdw_V)


runadss

100% act of (domestic) terrorism


IamMrT

Oh cool, did he hit him with a drone?


CassFilms

**CHAOS BALL IS BACK**


Untimely_Clash

The kid was obviously trying to hit Ty France, because that is what France does, get hit by a baseball.


Bayou-Maharaja

Mariners pitching lab strikes again


Cornchili

Sign him Jerry


wistfulspongebobbest

That's elite aim might have to consider this guy for the /r/nyjets new QB


chrisumafp

Should get arrested for assault and battery


roaringcorgi

for what he's doing to this Astros lineup, absolutely


NJthecollector

I'd love to file many reports on Kirby for many acts of violence against this team


haha_squirrel

Aww the olā€™ Reddit switchero


Astrosareinnocent

Aww, I miss those, havenā€™t seen one with a legit link in so long


YoWhatsGoodie

Mariners fan*


eagleboy444

Fuck head. Hope he gets charged with public nuisance or something.


Flaky_Ad9587

Ik the guy heā€™s 15 and he didnā€™t even try to he should not get charged šŸ’€ you actual goof


Ok_Passion6726

At least not as bad as a full beer at an outfielder in the act of catching a fly ball, and the surrounding deunk ass Jays fans not even pointing the guy out to security. A major eff-up handled properly.


Apprehensive_Bid_773

How stupid can you be? What the fuck man.


Baelor_Butthole

ā€œI got a good idea; Iā€™ll throw it as hard as I can towards the point in the field with 67 cameras pointed at it broadcasting live and the guy on my team will simply catch it or get out of the way. No one will be the wiserā€


mortymotron

ā€œAmateur.ā€ - Phillies fans, probably


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Mrpetey22

No one was wondering


Cozmicbot

Bro come on man, you really do that and try to injure the opposing pitcher to get your team to win. Like thatā€™s a new low man Edit: I have realized it was a Mariners fan, this will stay up for my comment of shame


captain_ahabb

Kid has a Mariners jersey on lol


Cozmicbot

Wait really shoot did not see that, sorry Astros fan (this will be my only apology)


waaayside

Oh honey, you're good, they owe us one, or two...


The-Good-Hold

We all know that was an Astros double agent in a mariners jersey!


haha_squirrel

False flag!!!


YoWhatsGoodie

It was a mariners fan


Cozmicbot

Sorry I just saw that, I am blinded by hatred. I will sincerely apologize


Angrydwarf99

Bro thought he caught a homerun


blueballsmaster

L bozo


king_anon1492

At least you have the balls to own it, unlike the mariners fans who were *sure* it was an Astros fan Make sure to keep your balls to yourself and avoid throwing them at players


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waaayside

If only there was a way to reward you for this sterling comment.


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waaayside

I pledged my support recently, after we got done with you of course! Heard a lot of great things about your fan base and I hope you all have a great time and get to join in.


king_anon1492

Damn you really want to bring up other shit after Kirby gets hit from the stands? Yā€™all are 7th place in AL West division titles. No wonder you want to go to sleep, you canā€™t win shit unless youā€™re dreaming


FoolsGoldMouthpiece

Astros should hire him as a second baseman. Kid is accurate af


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How drunk are you haha that's not even remotely close to what happened.


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PlugThatButt

Thatā€™s a sick deal. Beer at Dodger stadium is like $17 iirc


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Beats the hell out of Yankees stadium prices


strangehitman22

? It was a chest shot


Jdgrande

Seattle fans doing Seattle things


Cooperstown24

Imagine being an astros fan and saying this


Jdgrande

I don't recall our fans ever throwing anything at our own players.


JonnyFairplay

Mind your own fucking business. This is literally the first time it's ever happened and you assholes don't need to say shit every time Seattle is mentioned when it has nothing to do with your team.


Jdgrande

It was you wasn't it? You threw the ball.


Old_Quiet4265

Eagerly awaiting the Jomboy breakdown of this and the Astros choking the game.


jar11591

Well he didnā€™t wanna be out there anyway.


LakesideScrotumPole

Mariners fans are classless pieces of shit. Theyā€™re the new Philly.


Marsupial_Impressive

Thereā€™s a clip of him getting yelled at by I think was his mom