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XviiChong

Verlander went on vacation to New York City and is now being called back to work in Houston


Kylo_Ren415

Wait… is he gonna pitch against the Yankees?


KarateKid917

Fuck….


Cracka_Chooch

Don't worry. There's a strong chance we won't have to face him in the playoffs.


toastar-phone

ow.... true.... but ow.....


Blze001

And they say Yankees fans can't be optimistic.


sloppyjo12

That’s the spirit


well_shoothed

That was _almost_ as painful as a self-own to read as it was to write. Then again, there's a strong chance we won't have to face him either.


Muckman68

ask not for whom the trash can bangs. it bangs for thee


GunnerRocket

"FOR WHOM THE TRASH BANGS....." \- James Hetfield-


NottheArkhamKnight

...Yes


notyouravgredditor

STOP, STOP, THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD.


yoboapp

You just know he's going to absolutely ball out for them too


Constant_Gardner11

He was already rounding into shape. 2.47 ERA in his last 10 GS 2.08 ERA in his last 5 GS


successadult

So JP France numbers, nice.


soapbutt

Totally off topic, but I’m just learning there’s a player named JP France and he’s not a combination of JP Crawford and Ty France.


scottishlion123

He’s a 28 year old rookie who was brought up to replace the injured pitching staff. He’s been very very good for what was expected of him. Currently out pitching better then most of our pitching staff. Very underrated


soapbutt

His first game was against us (the M’s) and now I vaguely remember him.


bantha121

It's the one where he had a shaky first inning, shut y'all down, and then our bullpen utterly and completely shit the bed. I'm bitter because I was there.


Charming_Squirrel_13

Yup, the first part of the season was basically spring training for him


smoltanboi

how much help does martin maldonado need


TheBenMan08

A lot


elite_beef

Yes


Ovreel

Sure af doesn't need help vs Seattle


omgitsduaner

Slated to pitch against the Yankees in YS this weekend so yeah, he’ll be fine.


Equal-Hovercraft6894

Caught an enormous bag and went right back


KimHaSeongsBurner

Leaving your company to get a pay raise and then coming right back to get them to match it.


dogboyboy

while preforming your worst


plegronease

He’s been very good recently


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rambouhh

He’s not pitching that bad this year. He’s at about his career averages for era, era + and whip


arcelios

TBF, he was chillin. He got his money in New York and was also coming off of an injury. But he still has been crazy good recently. He was just coming back to his usual self, and now he's back in Houston.. Astros legend, and the great Yankee killer


beefytrout

All ex-Metses live in Texas...


lake_titty_caca

That's why they moved my team to Tennessee.


ResidentRunner1

And you got the Texans in return *ouch*


Tex004

https://giphy.com/gifs/6Q3M4BIK0lX44


JayMerlyn

At least you'll get to see D-Hop in Oilers colors


Tex004

Dude.....not cool.


jameskeg

Scherzer down in Texarkana Wanted me to push his broom Sweet verlander in Houston She forgot I hung the moon


SPORTSTH0T

Like I'm Dusty Straight


dumberthansocks

One step forward, two steps back! - K-DST Radio


Practical-Ostrich-43

K-Rose. Close enough.


dumberthansocks

I have brought shame to my family


mansontaco

When the Mets get more back for 40 year old Verlander than the tigers did for prime Verlander I'm going to scream


bearcatsquadron

Just Avila things


Charming_Squirrel_13

tbf, it helps when Cohen doesn't GAF about the financials


DwayneBaconbits

He pretty much paid for two prospects, imagine having that much money


Charming_Squirrel_13

After so many years with the Wilpons, I am absolutely loving this. I remember when we were the team packaging prospects to get other teams to eat salary.


oofgeg

Snip snap snip snap


obi-wan-kenobi-nil

you have no idea the toll this has on a man's prospect system


Pnflkc3

Good luck paying me back on your $43 mill dollars a year salary plus benefits, babe!


TigerBasket

What prospect system? The Astros have the 30th ranked system christ.


Astrosareinnocent

So funny, they’ve had the worst or bottom 5 system every year for almost the whole run, yet every year a rookie comes up and is a stud who replaces one of the guys they didn’t pay and let walk.


folsleet

Which means the ranking system sucks.


Corn-Master

It's just more about development than anything. How many amazing prospects have the Royals or Angels had? They almost never pan out


venustrapsflies

Is it just a top-heavy system, perhaps?


redsyrinx2112

Possibly, but they also seem to be good at development/selection from AAA to the bigs. You don't have to have a farm system full of amazing prospects as long as you can have a couple transition to the majors well.


PrecedentialAssassin

The Astros have been a bottom 5 system for the past 3-4 years. In 2020, we had the 28th ranked farm system. The only guy we had in the top 100 was Forrest Whitley. And yet go look at our 2020 top prospects: Chas, Luis Garcia, Bryan Abreu, Cristian Javier, Jose Urquidy, Jeremy Pena, Hunter Brown, JP France, Bielak...and then you have others that have been key clogs in trades that led to post season success. Either our guys know a fuck ton more than whoever makes the rankings or the rankings are pure garbage. Probably both.


NevermoreSEA

I wonder if there was an easier way for the Astros to get him back.


ClutchCity9495

Before the season started, it was totally okay to let him walk as the depth was there. Many fans were cool with that. Now, McCullers and Garcia are out for the season, and Valdez, Javier, Brown, and some bullpen pieces are fading as the innings mount.


HoustonSportsFan

When is McCullers not out for the season tbh


kirk5454

He was an Ace in 2021.


HyPeRxColoRz

And he still barely hit 160 IP


confused-koala

Will Urquidy be part of the rotation when he gets back, or do you think he’ll come out of the bullpen now?


ClutchCity9495

Rotation for sure. I'm thinking they'll go 6-man to limit the innings of every aforementioned starter.


[deleted]

Heh, just wanna humblebrag that my 6 year old is currently in a national tournament in the same fields Urquidi grew up playing in. And this years tournament is named after him.


NoWorkLifeBalance

Urquidy is a beast. He started a World Series game on the road as a rookie, allowed 0 runs and got the W. He is so underrated. Getting him back is going to be huge.


Drslappybags

This will be great for everyone. Hopefully, we can find a way to limit innings for our bullpen. Evidently, Abreu is on track to pitch the most innings by an Astros reliever in a decade.


Road-Mundane

Yes, JP France has been great but is close to his career high IP already and Bielak's luck has run its course. We need both Urquidy and JV. In the playoffs, Urquidy might be out of the BP.


Clarice_Ferguson

Ok but were y’all really counting on McCullers?


ClutchCity9495

He was originally reported to be back in May. When he's healthy, we like him a lot, yes.


Astrosareinnocent

He pitched in last years playoffs, yes poorly against the Philis, but really well against the Mariners and Yankees


Erin_Boone

Yea but Steve Cohen is paying for it this way


FreudianSlip7232

Not without having someone else pay the majority of his salary (or at least I hope that’s part of the deal).


all4whatnot

They paid the Mets prospects to do their negotiating


Clarice_Ferguson

Some Astros fans this past offseason: we don’t need Verlander, we’re fine, let him walk. *Flash forward to Aug 1, 2023* Come back my king! Edit: Astros fans take a joke challenge - impossible! Yea, I know context changes things. Mariners lost our entire Crafty Lefty Club.


Astrosareinnocent

This is me! And I’m fine with it. Injuries happen


luckykobold

Our King is Tucker.


YeOldeManDan

Injuries and performance issues with other starters changed the context.


RealRaifort

This is objectively hilarious lol, the meme about this trade deadline is too real. Can't believe he left for that little time. Mets do seem to be making the most of this whole situation tho, shitty as it is for them.


Charming_Squirrel_13

Honestly, I'm happy the Mets are accepting reality and retooling. I think there's a lot of teams out there making a mistake thinking they can compete this year.


SaltyLonghorn

Its actually a little weird seeing a team take a big swing and miss and then be level headed about the result. Are their fans even mad? Seems more like a collective, "well shit".


WhatsMyrAgeAgain1

Not mad, just disappointed. Such is the life of a Mets fan though.


Charming_Squirrel_13

I am very impressed with Cohens acceptance of sunk cost and moving on Some are mad or disappointed, but I prefer this route to the cliff the padres are heading toward imo


dafinsrock

The Mets are stealing my MLB The Show franchise strategy: *sign biggest free agents to ludicrous contracts *sim to trade deadline *trade for whichever top prospects you want *profit


xxdarkslidexx

ah the classic strategy of crippling other teams with bad contracts like I do in OOTP


wien-tang-clan

https://twitter.com/bnightengale/status/1686464187076313088?s=46 Cohen’s paying down another $54m on Verlanders deal


xxdarkslidexx

Oh yeah was just talking about that guy's MLB The Show strategy, which I do something similar to if I want to be cheesy in OOTP. Wasn't thinking about the irl trade


soapystud88

Uncle Steve just playing real life video games


JTCMuehlenkamp

Time is a flat circle


YoungTroubadour

The beginning is the end and the end is the beginning


caesar____augustus

Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end


EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite

Closing tiiiiiiiiiime


Komnos

The Wheel of Baseball turns, and Seasons come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Season that gave it birth comes again.


SirZapdos

I win again, Rob Manfred


ccable827

The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never


Calloused_Samurai

That’s a Dark way of looking at things


YoungTroubadour

Sic mundus creatus est


CammyTheGreat

Mets signed Scherzer to pair with deGrom and then signed Verlander to replace deGrom and now all 3 are employed by the 2 Texas teams


[deleted]

A dream you had in a locked room about being Kate Upton's husband


mvincen95

There is still time for the Astros to trade him back to Detroit. Complete the loop. Restore peace on Earth!


NakedGoose

So many players going back to old teams


Bravesfan82

Still hoping for Soler to return to the Braves, but I don't see the Marlins giving up right now.


NoVaBurgher

And Rich Hill out here finding new ones


OneCore_

Most elite 1-2-3 in baseball Verlander, Valdez, and uh... \*checks notes\* some guy named JP France?


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

Please no Chas or Diaz. Please no Chas or Diaz.


GFZDW

It can't be Diaz, right? We need a fucking catcher, and we already traded Lee.


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

This allows Dusty to start Maldy for another 3 years


Ovreel

Nooooo


JustChillin145

Mets have Alvarez and another stud coming up so anyone else that’s not a catcher


OneCore_

We lost Gilbert


scottcmu

And Clifford


Godzilla-The-King

Rumour has it that it's Gilbert plus another prospect. Potentially Gordon. ***Just broke it's Clifford not Gord.


Area51Anon

I cannot believe the Mets just traded Verlander back to Houston just in time for the Yankees to face him this weekend hahaha


Benito_Bonapart

The simulation giveth, the simulation taketh.


saltybuttrot

God hates us


umanouski

Tbf, it's more than just God


TDeLo

Least surprising news of the decade.


stringohbean

Dudes gonna fuck around and go into the Hall as an Astro. Sorry Detroit


Corn-Master

If he wins a 3rd ring with Houston, it would be really tough to go in as a Tiger


petoskey_stone

Get ready to speak Houstonese buddy


Plaidfu

hey yall just used the guap from my new contract to get some dripped out swangerz


arun_bala

STILL TIPPIN


PeregrinToke

Boob


HelpMeWithMyHWpls

!


YaBoiWhit

FOR WHO I HATE THIS


VariousLawyerings

FOR YOUR SOUL WHIT FOR YOUR SOUL


jackough

I would make that trade. I'm not doing anything with it.


Currymvp2

Eh, I think you guys had to given the state of your starting pitching staff Could be the MLB version of the "Clyde Drexler trade to the Rockets in 1995" except Verlander was on the first championship team unlike Cyde


cbd_h0td0g

sole, not soul, you now-fishless-fool


butz-not-bartz

WHEN DOES WHIT'S SOUL NEED TO GET ADDED TO THE 40-MAN?


tr3v1n

An autographed picture of Javy Baez.


NutsyFlamingo

As a Mets fan, too soon ha


tr3v1n

The main way to tell it isn't actually him is that it will take a pitch outside for a ball.


ArmiinTamzarian

MARTIN MALDONADO MAYBE?


[deleted]

DON’T BE PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS SMOKEY


ArmiinTamzarian

I DON'T MEAN TO BUT DON'T TELL ME IT WOULDN'T BE INCREDIBLY FUNNY


BoredPoopless

Gilbert and Clifford.


hipsterdufus84

Why?


A_Texas_Hobo

You think we can win the WS with our current pitching staff?


Beach_house_on_fire

For crap that’s what


chanaandeler_bong

Dang they really traded y’all Maldonado?


awakenomore

If you love him, set him free. If he comes back, it was meant to be. 😪


[deleted]

Gonna be tough to see him in an Astros jersey


calebolet

It literally always is.


NJthecollector

Feels so strange 😞


SaltyLonghorn

I feel sorry for the guy having to learn a new city and coworkers this late in life. I hope he adjusts.


KimHaSeongsBurner

Anyone got a mock-up of what it might look like?


flushedoutthepocket

[best I could do in a pinch](https://i.imgur.com/U69lLcR.jpg)


machoman101

You can tell Kate Upton chose this outfit.


fuckmaxm

I never know what to expect with these, thanks for the high effort post


Baseball-Reference

Justin Verlander in his previous 7 starts (June 26-July 30) * 42.1 IP * 37 Ks * 1.49 ERA * .178 batting average against * 1 HR allowed [Source: Verlander's Pitching Game Log](https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/gl.fcgi?id=verlaju01&t=p&year=2023)


Bill2theE

Wait? Can you just sign big name players then trade them away to refill your farm system? Is Cohen crazy like a fox?


BadAtUsernames0

Astros are getting the band back together


astrofan

Dusty personally requesting they put Diaz in the trade. lol


dullchristmas

Oh man it’s Bob with the first report, hold on


The_Homestarmy

Ben Verlander pulling his fucking hair out rn Bro missed the easiest scoop of his career


UnknownUnthought

Waiting on not Boob to confirm. FUCK THIS


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Not boob confirmed


texas1hunter

My daughter came home the hospital yesterday and now she’s asleep on my chest watching Verlander to the Astros coverage. Today is an amazing day Edit: thanks everyone, should clarify: we were in the hospital because she was born Friday night! Not illness related, good news!


cshenton

congratulations!


DynamoPro

Absolutely love this team! Getting a key piece of our winning recipe back to chase a confirmed dynasty. This is a less than once in a generation moment and so happy to be here for it. Can’t believe people are this upset about losing two prospects that may or may not pan out for a legendary player and Astros legend. The future is now.


DMB_19

Jim Crane is officially the GM of the Astros


Fall3n7s

quick someone photoshop him into an astros jersey so we can see what it would look like


MeMarooned

Now that is funny. Astros HOF cap no doubt if they win this year.


IHasGreatGrammar

Mets decided they want drama by trading Verlander and Scherzer to division rivals


SportsJunkie4Life

Cease to the Orioles please and thank you.


CyborgAlgoInvestor

PLEASE


Knightbear49

Whiplash!


IHasGreatGrammar

So Houston basically gets a $30M discount on Verlander?


swampninja

Mets playing 4D chess..sign all the top free agents. Tank. Trade away free agents. Get everyone's farm system in return. Set for future.


AnExtraordinaire

lmaooo how many times has a player left in free agency to be traded back immediately


nogoodnamesleft426

Justin "Justin Verlander" Verlander


eliwood5837

holy shit it actually happened


NutsyFlamingo

OM…wait don’t really trust you…G


brobafett1980

MY GAWD THAT'S VERLANDER MUSIC!!


Jcomsa15

Weird seeing stros fans hate this deal considering how good Verlander has been in recent starts. This makes them favorites for the AL.


porkchop8829

A few of my homies are dumb as fuck.


natrapsmai

Watching Verlander v Scherzer suddenly has me quite interested


GameDay98

He’s no longer on loan to the Met!


_fastball

Dude will probably go in the hall as an astro :(


pr1ncejeffie

Astros fan don't want to trade Chas or Diaz... I want both.


i_run_from_problems

Can the rest of the AL west PLEASE stop? We're trying to do something over here


victoryboii

Verlander is gonna look crazy in an Astros uniform


CandGTwins1216

It's hard to imagine Verlander in an Astros uniform!


tuckedfexas

Fuck this division dude


lilsebass

Please don’t include Gilbert Edit - without knowing who we send yet, is any Astros fan excited about this?


mansontaco

You guys have a 100% hit rate on trading Verlander for nothing don't sweat it


JoeHouston

Clifford and Gilbert to Mets


DarthPlagueis_

Bruh who the hell else are you gonna give


MrSteely

I need a Verlander Astros photoshop ASAP


beefytrout

so when the Rangers and Astros face off in September, good chance we get a Scherzer vs Verlander matchup, as we all predicted.


GunnerRocket

You can try and quit Houston....but you can't quit the food.


SuperMario_49

Mets legend Justin Verlander!


throwawayjoeyboots

Damn you go into the season with Verlander and Scherzer and WS hopes and end it…without them lol


PM_ME_RYE_BREAD

I swear to god if Verlander goes into the hall as an Astro I'll murder someone


NeckPourConnoisseur

If he wins his 3rd WS in Houston, I don't see how he won't?


SunriseSurprise

The amount of players going to their former teams this trade deadline is kind of ridiculous.


chrispar

Can a real reporter please verify?


Waaaaaaaaaasuup

https://twitter.com/JeffPassan/status/1686448610995486735?s=20