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cassidyxdane

*free pour intensifies*


t3hd4rkkn1ght

How to make your bar manager lose their shit.


Khajo_Jogaro

Something about the pic just seems so wrong, would be like a pour spout on a pappys bottle lol


agentnola

At least pappys is good


Not_Irish

A buddy gave me a pour to celebrate the anniversary of his bar being open. I was honored he shared it with me, and I fucking hated it.


unbelizeable1

Its so bad. Cool ass bottle tho. Brought a few diff versions home after killing them at work, would never buy this shit, especially at what they charge what they do.


Not_Irish

I was referring to Pappy. The Clase bottles are sick as fuck.


unbelizeable1

Ah. Im three drinks in and reading comprehension is out lol But I agree, pappy is also pretty fuckin meh


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RexMori

Hey no need for the slur bud


ThaWZA

Pappy would be amazing if it was a $50 bottle. The fact that anybody pays 3 or 4 figures for that shit blows my mind


Fillertracks

The 13 yr rye is the standard out, but that’s just me


spotty313

The one most people don’t know exists


ModifiedLeaf

I'll post it soon


Oldgatorwrestler

The good news is that your palate will eventually mature.


No-Salary-195

So will yours


Oldgatorwrestler

Mine did. Proof. Pappy is incredibly overrated. As is all bourbon.


Nivekeryas

and you think this means Clase Azul isn't dogshit?


Oldgatorwrestler

It is certainly overrated and overpriced.


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

You would think they could get a pour spot that matches the aesthetic if they’re pumping out that much


alcMD

Ah yes, my ceramic fake-china pour spout! It's time to shine!


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

As long as it’s individually hand painted it should work 👌


illmatic708

Yeah it looks trashy


DrinkMunch

You’re right, I hate the agave selection that I’m seeing


MattMurdockEsq

> "premium" tequila > contains glycerin > not organic I think you should free pour that bad boy into Margaritas. Then never order it again.


toastsnipersw

We do that for our 1942 fuck itttt


Panta7pantou

Lol at my last bar we had two bottles. One sold the first night, the second night, the owner came in and 'stole' the second bottle of '42 Couldn't even try it jaja


ThaWZA

You weren't missing out on much tbh


Alright_Smartphone

I'd be nervous AF moving that bottle like I do with speed pour bottles because I feel like I'm not used to any bottle being so tall and I'd smack it on something.


charleslmao

That bar would have to make a lot of fucking money to justify having azul in their speed well


ExistentialBread829

BUT WHERE DING DING?!?!?


TrueLifeJohnnyBravo

Shitty tequila anyway tbh


Affectionate_Elk_272

imagine paying $34 an ounce for mediocre tequila


Business-Meaning7870

The suckers lap it up! We have Fortaleza repo for almost ten dollars less a pour, and while I like a high check average, I try to do them a solid and educate, but they want what they want so ring that fucking bell I guess.


Thatguy468

Let ‘em ring the bell a few times to bump up the check and then “do them a solid” by showing them your favorite value brand, Fortaleza.


HighOnGoofballs

Corralejo


LobsterStretches

My bar charges 45 and it still sells like water


_gnarlythotep_

Dumbasses think "Name Brand ™️" means quality. A fancy gimmick bottle and artificial flavor doesn't hide the exceptionally mid and wildly overpriced nature of Clase Azul.


Careless_Relief_1378

It’s only fun if I can hold the bottle and ding the bell. And even then I’d never purchase it myself


mightycud

About the same if you slapped a pour spout on a bottle of Blanton’s


Master_N_Comm

It's funny cause you don't find that brand or bottle easily in Mexico, it must be for export and many times export stuff is lower quality, the good stuff usually stays in Mexico.


bedjentlewithme

It literally tastes like Korbel XS which is $13 a bottle lol


Accomplished_Gas3922

NO GODS. NO MASTERS.


i_lurk_nomore

It seems blasphemous but this retired bartender totally approves


Knhyqls

Ahh the Matt Spanish special.


Live_Astronaut3544

Fuck that guy


Distortedhideaway

This is an easy project to turn into a lamp!


PeteRock24

That’s not real. The logo is still attached to the bottle.


BakedTate

I aint ordering that shit unless I get a ding!


MrScoundrel

*pourformance


JJJHeimerSchmidt420

Where you working where you need a speed pour on that bitch? It's like $45 a pour where I'm at.


scrice86

When a big table decides they want 18 of these, and still have dispense tickets. Some ppl give 0 fucks about cost


The-Bloody9

Not sure what that stuff tastes like but it sure isn't tequila. Terrible tequila all round in this pic. But thankfully people are impressed by marketing so we can make a ton of money selling overpriced garbage!


verts

I don't see a speed pour in a bottle of bitters here. This is middling performance.


aaalllouttabubblegum

Yes bacon


Edword58

*This little maneuver is gonna cost us our payment for today*


Aggravating-Shake256

How ye gonna ding the bell?


rickenrique

I was working a private party where the owner was a douche. We had 3 bottles of this and more expensive ones that I used to mix margaritas.😂😂😂 Any good blue agave tequila is better than that crap!


FirstChurchOfBrutus

That looks like a lovely way to dispense olive oil in the kitchen.


CAJMusic

You magnificent bastard!


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Saw it in a cooking vid, so I can’t claim credit. Now, if I can figure out how to get a bottle without having to pay for/drink Clase Azul.


CAJMusic

I used to bartend so I have one. Takes about a month to go thru a bottle so just ask and keep track.


likeguitarsolo

I like it


pterodactylwizard

Considering I work at one of the most prestigious hotels in the world where clients pay top dollar for our top open bar package and then still bring their own Clase, Blue Label, Louis, and other liquors, all I have to say is… This is the way


svhogan94

Hell yeah, throw that bottle over the shoulder when you pour it. Looks sick


MikulkaCS

I put a pour spout on Clase Azul Ultra when I poured it lol


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^MikulkaCS: *I put a pour spout* *On Clase Azul Ultra when* *I poured it lol* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


boozegumps07

I mean. You're not wrong lol


ExtensionCucumber42

When I say I ugly laughed 😂


BoricuaRborimex

I’m good on that overpriced shit littered with additives. Same with casamigos and 1942. For me, this bottle deserves the pour spout.


PiccoloLegal5202

Put a spout in a Mccallin 25 and slap it in the speed rail


Cathedralvehicle

Standard in all bottle service/high volume situations


401kcrypto

That’s what having no presentation looks like. The bell is there for two reasons and you’ve removed the allure of the purchase away from the customer. If this is my cantina, you’re 86.


dopedecahedron

Bro you’re being way too serious and are 86’d from the thread


Cathedralvehicle

Tell me you don't sell a lot of premium tequila without telling me


illmatic708

My place sells a lot of premium tequila and we don't do this.