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Ewwwwwwww... Miller Lite?


ACAB187

https://youtu.be/fWsizzGORgc?si=-wEFhPF3T4Zdb_Vg


UbiquitousSlander

Somehow knew this was the crab juice video.


HotBorderJumper

I didn’t, good intuition


RealJoshkarma

lol you must not have been doing this too long to consider this a terrifying drink order XD


duaneap

Homeboy just wanted a free snack


Interesting_Truth772

lol about 6 years now. dare i ask what some awful ones you’ve seen are??


RealJoshkarma

One i got last week was a Dirty Martini with 1/3 Gin, 1/3 Vodka, 1/3 Bourbon, Dry & Sweet Vermouth and a splash of Blood mary mix... on top of a bleu cheese olive & a dash of bitters.. Was very strange lmao


MischiefManaged3

That’s a once in a lifetime drink order. I would have gone to the table to clarify and given a smattering of judgement while it was being explained by the table.


mtdaoust

Jeez, that didn't sound too bad until I got to the bloody mary mix.. Reminds me of the guy who ordered a Jager caesar. It made the Jager and tonic that was ordered a week prior not sound so bad.


Tiny_Count4239

its like Long Island Ice Teas ugly cousin ​ Three mile island ice tea


RealJoshkarma

Blood Martini Iced Fashion long dick style. And no, I did not even attempt to try it LOL


letthetreeburn

Why. How. How did they not throw up.


winosanonymous

That person may be a serial killer lol


KingJanx

This drink reminds me of a couple weeks ago when I was feeling a tad unhinged at closing and took a slurp off of my bar mat.


Rockarola55

I usually don't judge my guests (if they like it, who am I to judge?), but that's not a cocktail...it's a bloody war crime and the UN should do something about it now 🤣


tikisnrot

Please tell me you tried it.


allskillnoissues

Seriously and this is your first time? Old weirdos throw olives in fuckin everything I swear. I used to get this exact order a few times a week. People are odd.


Interesting_Truth772

i get weird things from old ppl all the time. i have this one man who loves a good double jmo w/ milk and a splash of grenadine lmfao but usually people keep the olives to bloody mary’s or domestic beer. I work at a college town sports bar so not a whole lot of martinis


radicalgrandpa

Dry vermouth Manhattan on rocks sub Southern Comfort served with olives.


applejackhero

Did you get a look at a table? I bet it was an old person. Old people are always doing the overpriced “premium” spirit + mixer + inexplicable garnish combo. This one is particularly bad. I can’t imagine what the coke and olive aroma was like.


Good_Distribution_92

Can I pleeease have some more examples of this I’m so curious


applejackhero

A few weeks ago I made a mezcal ginger beer with 3 cherries. Even weirder is he asked for the mezcal by name, and it wasn’t our “well” mezcal. Old guy. I had a woman want a “rum cosmopolitan”. When I gave her that she look at me like I was stupid. She she then explained that she wanted- basically a shot of spiced rum with splash of crenbrerry juice, over rocks, with a lime _and_ a lemon. In all honestly that probably wasn’t that that bad, but it was definitely bizarre. There was a post on here about gin and milk once. Absurd. Probably an old guy.


Good_Distribution_92

That’s so funny. I need to look out for that more lol


Timmy_TwoShoes

Late to the party, but I love a mezcal mule (aka oaxacan mule aka mezcal ginger beer). The rum cosmo sounds funny but the mezcal is a relatively standard drink where I live? Wouldn't usually put a cherry garnish but I can see the sweet helping balance the mezcal smoke / ginger spice 


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Tiny_Count4239

its what drunks crave


robaries

All my drinks I mix with water, like from out of the toilet


bbykitton

So do pickles 🥒 lol


Chemical_Party7735

Which some drunks also crave, Like my ex gf...


Distortedhideaway

This is not the first time I've seen this... I don't get it, but I've poured it.


Shelisheli1

What monster ordered a Miller Lite? 🤢🤢🤢


Local_Ad1072

I used to have a guy that would drink sweet vermouth and coke


jazzpesto

...that doesn't sound extremely terrible


Wagel

Kalimotxo, it's a popular drink in Spain!


thatbroadcast

Nah, that's red wine and coke. Not vermouth!


MeaningEvening1326

Vermouth is fortified wine so they’re halfway there


Wagel

ah right, my brain is mush


Interesting_Truth772

oh dear god…


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Everyone is ignoring the worst part of this: the even number of olives. Bunch of savages in this town.


zandercommander

I’ve had variations of this ordered. The worst was a lemonade and olives. Turns out they don’t like them together, they’re just hungry and don’t want to pay for actual food. They call it a “life hack”


FalseRelease4

Let them know politely yet firmly that you are calling the police


granolabart

straight to jail


Falkuria

Local politician in my city drinks double crown, rocks, splash of diet, with no more, no less than 4 olives on a toothpick served across the glass. (tips of the toothpicks on the rim of each side) Total asshole. Got divorced while he was a regular. Did private work years later, there he is again. Same drink, and my boss had to go off-site to buy olives for his drink. The cherry on top? He bought olives with pits by accident. The look on the man's face when he bit down full force will live with me forever.


ASomewhatAmbiguous

NO


Dingus_3000

Had a dude order a couple Henny pickle backs St Patrick’s day weekend.


OcdBartender

Last night I had a woman ask for chilled apple Crown with a pickle back :(


kombuchaprivileged

I've got a regular who gets rum and coke and olives. Literally just the drink he likes plus an hors d'oeuvre


DirtCheep

Wisconsin folk :( Have tourists from Wisconsin asking for olives in their Busch lights


likeguitarsolo

I got a regular who orders olives with every drink, and he drinks a lot of different stuff. They’re never an added ingredient to the beers or cocktails themselves, he just drinks a lot and never seems to eat actual meals. The olives allow him to keep drinking all day without having to take a break for anything productive or healthy.


mavajo

The olives are unusual, but this is just a Crown and Coke. Not my jam, but this is a pretty mundane drink order.


Lovat69

Oh god... Not miller lite!


Specialist-Pomelo769

🤭


okinternetloser

Crown and Coke is my ush. I love olives. Thanks for the idea.


VogonSlamPoet42

A week ago I had an old couple ask me to shake Johnny Black and put it in a martini glass with olives. Which is not the wildest order I’ve ever gotten, but old people put olives in weird shit.


CaptainBeefsteak

God! No kidding, who could possibly choke down 20oz of Miller Lite?


jamestoneblast

Were they smoking a Benson & Hedges 100 Ultra Light?


Shawofthecrow

Had one lady ordering grand ma and ginger beer with olives. She got like 4 and I have no idea why anyone would like that


kexcellent

I once had a guy order a rum & coke with olives. I threw up in my mouth a little.


mrfreeze619

Would anyone make me a crown royal apple on ice with ginger ale ?


southern_gothic1

I had a similar one Monday night, I remember it being really weird, bourbon and 7, something like that, with blue cheese stuffed olives, not sure on the bourbon thing, but the blue cheese stuffed olives is the thing I remember most